420 is Tomorrow: San Francisco Events To Keep You Smiling

Tomorrow is that festival day known as “420.”
If you don’t know what 420 is, that’s what Wiki…

harmonleon | April 19, 2012 9:03 pm

Pulp: Best Fonts In Rock History

Jarvis Cocker is one of my favorite human beings on earth. Not to mention, his band, Pulp, has some of the best fonts in roc…

harmonleon | April 18, 2012 7:50 pm

girls

5 Pointers On How Not To Be A Doormat

So you’ve cleared your entire schedule in case she calls on Friday night? You let her decide where every date is because you don’t care what you’re doing as long as you’re with her? You’re also around her place so often her roommate is starting to mistake you for – you guessed it – her doormat. Take it from me, there’s nothing sexy about something you’d rub your shoes on; in fact, women like guys who have an opinion and some direction. So pick yourself up off of the floor and follow these five rules to take the power back in your relationships!

HayleyQuinn- University College London | April 16, 2011 10:57 am

girls

Hugh Hefner On “What’s My Line?” [VIDEO]

It’s Hugh Hefner’s 85th birthday tomorrow and we at COED couldn’t be anymore excited to honor the man who defied social norms and brought beautiful bare-assed and busty bunnies into the mainstream to millions – pedantic naysayers be damned! We’re going to start this morning off right with a look at a much younger “Hef” and his late 1950s appearance on the game show What’s My Line? Watch as the show’s panel of contestants struggle to find the right questions to ask to figure out who the mystery guest is. Ideal questions would’ve been: “Are you responsible for rampant sore wrists across America?” or “Are you hailed as a god among men?” See this retro video for yourself, and happy birthday, Hugh!

Steven Romano | April 8, 2011 9:30 am

girls

“Navi’s Song (Hey, Listen)” [VIDEO]

Want to know how to make a video game junkie go ballistic and punch a hole into a brick wall, howling like an angry baboon the whole time? Just say “Navi” and watch the magic! In case you don’t know who Navi is, she was the nagging harpy – I mean – fairy sidekick of Link from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time that would get his attention with “Hey, listen,” and provide him hints to solving a puzzle or defeating a boss.

Steven Romano | March 27, 2011 10:49 am

girls

Hillbilly Approved Links!

• Why You Should Make Nice With Hillbillies

• We Want Clown Katy Perry At Our Birthday Party

• Jimmy Fallon Sings Charles In Charge Theme Song Like Bob Dylan

• Paul Stars Simon Pegg And Nick Frost Talk Aliens And Anger

• The 10 Funniest Women In Saturday Night Live History

• Hilary Duff Accidentally Flashes Bra

See more links after the jump!

Steven Romano | March 18, 2011 5:30 pm

girls

The 7 Sexiest Celebrity Chefs

Cooking shows have changed quite a lot over the years, for us guys at least. We’re no longer subjected to watching…

Jeremy Carmona | March 18, 2011 12:30 pm

girls

The Model Life With Jessi June: Playboy Model & Miss COED Jessi June’s NEW Blog Series

Jessi June’s a Playboy model and Miss COED from Miami who agreed to share some of her personal stories for a brand new blog series on COED that we’re tentatively calling, “Get Messy With Jessi”. In her inaugural post she talks about a very interesting role she landed in a “massage instructional video”. All we know is it WASN’T hardcore. Enjoy!

jessijuneblogs | November 18, 2010 2:01 pm

girls

The 12 Types of Girls That Live On Your Floor

Chicks, man. Know what I’m sayin’? They come in all shapes and sizes. In high school, unless you either A) got lucky and had a girl hype you up to her friends or B) had a cool kid take you under his wing, you were pretty much left in the dark when it came to navigating the scene. Your chances of hooking up SKYROCKET once you move into the freshman dorms. So, let COED be ‘that guy’ who gives you the lowdown on the girls living on your floor.

Adam Brezak - SIU | November 4, 2010 5:00 pm

girls

COED’s Letter to Brett Favre’s Wife, Deanna Favre

With Brett Favre slowly ‘fessing up to his extramarital affaris with former New York Jets reporter Jenn Sterger, COED decided to write a letter to Brett’s wife Deanna Favre to lend some support. As George Michael once sang, “You Gotta Have Faith.” Place your faith in us, Deanna!

David S. London | October 25, 2010 5:00 pm

girls

8 Legitimate Reasons To Bitch About Your Bro’s GF

Everyone has to make sacrifices in a relationship. It’s obvious, that in order to get some, you must give something in return. While it’s always fun to give a buddy shit for having to go see Sex in the City 2 with his girl, a Bro must also take into consideration that Karma’s a bitch. On the other side of the coin, there are certain things that guys should never allow his buddy’s girl to get away with. The following eight items are things no guy should allow his buddy to endure from his women.

wes1855 | October 22, 2010 4:30 pm

girls

Playboy Wants To Get Naked And Party At Your School!

Our friends over at Playboy.com just launched their 1st ever “Hottest College Girl” Contest.. Students can submit nominees at playboy.com/collegegirlcontest. The winner and runner-up will each get to host their own unforgettable Playboy party at their respective schools! If the party is anything like these ridiculous Playboy spring break wet t-shirt pictures you are in for a treat!

COED Staff | September 18, 2010 4:00 pm

girls

5 Things to Say to Make a Woman Want You

Forget corny pick-up lines and forget wasting your money on buying a potential hook-up a drink. You’re a COED man and you shouldn’t have to go around a bar begging girls to go home with you. Instead, take our advice, and you’ll have all the women you meet dying to sleep with you. Let’s just hope that she can keep it her in her pants until you find a bed.

chanelsjvc | August 24, 2010 9:00 am

girls

8 Places to Creep (Besides the Internet)

Before the technological era upped the creepiness-ante, in the days before Facebook could predict every person you ever made eye contact with or Chatroulette could link you with a myriad of pant-less strangers, there was good old fashioned being shady. So let’s get back to the days of shamelessly hitting on girls and doing it like a champ

chiewusi | August 18, 2010 3:00 pm

girls

10 Manliest Apartment Decorations

Every guy needs a kickin’ pad. We’ve been over how to make your apartment look more grown-up — and now, onto the manly tweaks. COED found these ten items to impress not only your bros, but your prospective mattress partners as well.

deleteddefunctdeadgone | August 10, 2010 9:00 am

girls

10 Most Popular Male Fantasies

Almost every single guy in the world has completely unrealistic fantasies that will most likely never happen. Whether they originate from pop culture, Halloween parties, or our high exposure to NSFW material is a complete and utter mystery. But it doesn’t stop us from spending a crazy amount of time hoping and praying that we’ll one day be able to live out these fantasies.

Don't like me? Don't read it. | August 3, 2010 9:00 am

girls

5 Things Women Wear That Men Hate

There’s more than one reason we love to see women naked. Sure it’s easy on the eyes, but it also saves us from having to stare at some of the most horrific fashion to ever be worn. We’re talking clothes so ugly that we can’t focus on anything except taking them off…and running to the nearest bonfire to burn them. Disclaimer: Always remember to keep a simple rule in mind: if a girl asks “does this look good on me?,” say “of course!” This rule operates independently from your opinions.

Don't like me? Don't read it. | July 30, 2010 9:00 am

girls

Guide to the Girls of Summer 2010

Are the seats sticking to your legs? Having to “adjust yourself” every three seconds because your board shorts have the ventilation capacity of a Ziplock freezer bag? Gentlemen the summer is upon us, and the same season that produces sweat stains and shaved chests for you, is the same one that brings out the best girls in life; The Girls of Summer.

COED Staff | June 21, 2010 2:30 pm

girls

The 7 Worst Places to Meet Women

Typically speaking, women are mentally unstable. Any guy that has to sit through more than five minutes of Real Housewives of New Jersey can attest to that. That’s why it’s so important in this day and age of E-Harmony meet-ups and Match.com gangbangs, that men be extra cautious about how they meet women. Avoid these places and you might just be able to find someone who is sane, normal, and unlikely to murder you in your sleep.

Jenni - Syracuse | June 16, 2010 3:30 pm

girls

How To Tell If She Has Fake Boobs

After posting our 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time, much debate erupted over whose lady lumps were real and who’s were more fake than a campaign promise. To some, the difference between real breasts and fake breasts couldn’t be more obvious. But with advances in plastic surgery, it’s getting harder and harder for anyone to tell the difference. Still, a few details exist that can expose which one’s are all-natural and which were made in a factory. So read on and never be fooled again!

COED Staff | May 2, 2010 4:30 pm

girls

Weapons of Mass Distraction: 2010 Hooters Calendar Girls Invade Iraq

The 2010 Hooter’s Calendar Girls, known around here for dominating Las Vegas, traveled to Iraq recently as part of Hooter’s Let Freedom Wing program. We caught up with Miss Hooters International 2009, Raechel Holtgrave on the front lines. In between spreading democracy and turning on our soldiers, she gave us nsight ( as well as some hotter-than-the-desert pics) as to what she was doing in the Middle East.

COED Staff | April 29, 2010 4:00 pm

girls

40 Kentucky Derby Darlings

Gentlemen, pour yourself a frosty mint julep because it’s Kentucky derby time! This Saturday, horse racing fans will converge on Churchill Downs for the first and most famous race of the annual US Triple Crown. But here at COED, we believe no event is complete without a healthy helping of super hotties to go along with the action. So we’ve compiled these 40 sexy Kentucky natives to add a bit more spice to “The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports.”

COED Staff | April 28, 2010 3:00 pm

girls

60 Boobquake Girls Who Will Rock Your World

Iranian prayer leader, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, claims that earthquakes are without a doubt caused by women dressing indecently. AKA E! is directly responsible for the downfall of the Earth. In order to prove him wrong, thousands of “indecently dressed” women are gathering today to show him that exposed cleavage has no logical link to earthquakes. We’ve even put together a little preview of Boobquake 2010.

COED Staff | April 26, 2010 2:30 pm

girls

32 Hotties in Pot-Tees: 2010

In these trying times, it’s important to remember the good things that make life worth living – like hot chicks wearing funny pot t-shirts! Ok, so maybe they don’t make life worth living, but they certainly make it a hell of a lot more fun. We really don’t know much else than that – but we do know these pot-loving hotties are smokin’!

COED Staff | April 19, 2010 2:00 pm