Watch This German Dude Use A Backhoe To Open A Beer [VIDEO]

We’ve shown you six manly ways to open a beer in the past, but these German guys beat all six…

Charlie | May 5, 2013 11:00 am

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Arrested Man So Drunk Police Have To Hold His Head For His Mugshot [VIDEO]

The image pretty much says it all. According to ABC News, the man above — arrested outside of a Humble, Texas bar &#…

Mike | October 9, 2012 11:54 am

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13 Classy Will Ferrell Tattoos for His Third Appearance as SNL Host [13 PHOTOS]

Tonight, Will Ferrell will be returning to the infamous NBC Studios in New York for his third appearance as the host of Sa…

COED Staff | May 12, 2012 3:30 am

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Sidney Crosby Haters Have New Beer of Choice

Sidney Crosby has become the subject of abuse by literally fans of any hockey team other than the Penguins. His cocky, ye…

Robert Xavier | May 4, 2012 1:00 pm

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Creepy WTF Horse Masks FTW! [42 PHOTOS]

For whatever reason, these horse masks have been circulating the web for some time now. I don’t understand where…

COED Staff | April 27, 2012 12:29 pm

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Adolf Hitler’s Birthday and 4 Other Historical 420 Buzzkills

April 20th, better known as 420, is a day of global jubilee, when good people from around the world celebrate, in a haze of…

Chad - OSU | April 20, 2012 12:19 am

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Five Craigslist Ads That Would Make Great Adult Films

We’re usually on Craigslist looking for good deals in the Farm + Garden section. Sometimes we accidentally brow…

JRT | April 17, 2012 3:29 pm

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Lost Filmmaker Returns–With Giant Rats!

Do you like low-budget horror films? Jeff Leroy does. He likes them so much that the writer/director/cinematographer…

JRT | April 12, 2012 1:51 pm

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Pizza Hut Loves Korea More Than It Loves Us

See this smug bastard? He’s in a South Korean Pizza Hut ad, and he’s laughing at you. It was bad enough when t…

JRT | April 11, 2012 2:21 pm

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24 Celebrities In Bizarre Foreign Commercials [VIDEOS]

I think it has become pretty clear just how desperate celebrities can be to get their hands on some more cash (I’m l…

Robert Xavier | February 6, 2012 3:30 pm

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50 WTF Mailboxes for Thank a Mailman Day [PHOTOS]

February 4 is “Thank a Mailman Day,” a day where you can pay respects to the man or woman who battles the elem…

Robert Xavier | February 4, 2012 4:30 pm

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30 WTF Cookie Monster Pics for National Bake Cookies Day

December 18 is National Bake Cookies Day, a day where I can sit back and relax as my mom slaves away in the kitchen baking delicious chocolate chip and sugar cookies of all varieties. I can down about ten monster-sized cookies, but nowhere near the amount that the notorious character known only as The Cookie Monster can eat. Check out some of the funniest photos on the web concerning the blue guy, including demotivational posters, comics, and wtf cookies. Photos after the jump!

Robert Xavier | December 18, 2011 1:49 pm

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100 Hilarious Homeless Signs

December 3 is National Roof Over Your Head Day, a day where all of us (I’m assuming you can be included if you have computer access) can be thankful for the fact that we have a roof over our heads. Personally, I couldn’t handle being homeless. It must really blow to constantly be on the move, having to deal with the elements and be looked down on by a good majority of the snub a-holes that walk by. Not my cup of tea. What I love about the homeless folks in this gallery is that they know they’re homeless and currently in a sh*tty situation, but they’re making the most of it. Check them out after the jump!

Robert Xavier | December 3, 2011 7:30 pm

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You Should House This Gallery Of The Craziest / Coolest Cribs [65 PHOTOS]

My crib is pretty dank; everything that a bachelor could want. We’ve got a bathroom, a table to put pizza on, a TV to play some vids and watch some football, floor space to sleep on… Everything you could ask for. These guys, though, blow it out of the water with some of the coolest, weirdest, craziest and most unique houses in the entire world. Some I would move into, and some I wouldn’t even want to visit. Who had the bright idea to paint their entire f*ckin house in the Louis Vuitton pattern? Has to be either Louis himself or the biggest idiot in the world. Either way, check out our gallery of 65 of the craziest and coolest houses after the jump!

Robert Xavier | December 3, 2011 3:30 pm

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ONN Presents: The 15 Funniest Live Local News FAIL Videos

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been fooled by The Onion’s headlines. We’re not the only ones. They treat incredibly fake news stories with the same kind of gravitas and grandiose posturing as real news outlets. Hell, more times than not they’re BETTER than the real news. You want to see a dumbass’s head explode? Watch the Onion News Network with ‘em. Though we don’t have new footage of the ONN, we do have some real ‘reels’ of various local newspeople utterly failing at their job. Make sure to check out the new season of the Onion News Network (America’s Finest News Source) Tuesday night at 10/9 Central on IFC and watch the real-life fails after the jump.

COED Staff | October 4, 2011 11:30 am

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Macho Man Randy Savage’s 18 Craziest Costumes [Photos]

You may or may not have heard that Macho Man Randy Savage died today in a car accident. There are lots of things to remember him by: the deep smokers’ voice, making steroids cool, and wearing brightly colored ribbons while kicking ass. In celebration of the legend, we present to you his wildest 20 outfits below. Here are some other ways to emulate Macho Madness. OH YEAH!

COED Staff | May 20, 2011 1:58 pm

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42 Demotivational Masturbation Posters for Masturbation Month [PHOTOS]

In May 1995, San Francisco-based sex toy and education shop Good Vibrations declared May to be “Masturbation Month.” Then in 1999, the Masturbate-a-Thon originated; the annual events (in San Fran & Denmark) “increase awareness of self-pleasure as a strategy for safer and healthier sex and to de-stigmatise self-love”. We thought we jerked it way too much, but then we saw these record holders (they’re f***ing machines). Once you’ve placed your eyeballs back in your head, take a gander at our gallery of downright funny demotivational posters about pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger after the jump.

Chad - OSU | May 17, 2011 1:00 pm

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Super Mario Bros. On Ice [VIDEO]

Now, I’m a big fan when it comes to all things Super Mario (save for that God awful Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games and unnecessary sequel garbage); if I so much as see the names “Mario” and/or “Luigi” appear anywhere on the street I start to get all giddy inside with a stupid grin appearing on my face – and passerby thinking I’m clinically insane. That’s why I couldn’t help but post this video of Tatiana Volosozhar’s and Maxim Trankov’s Mario-inspired performance from the 2011 World Championships in Moscow. Granted, this performance isn’t really anything special, but you can’t go wrong with a hot Russian blonde doing amazing splits and other crazy moves on the ice! Come on, paisanos, watch Tatiana bust some serious moves for yourself!

Steven Romano | May 6, 2011 10:17 am

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John Ritter Is Crazy (For Recycling) [VIDEO]

When John Ritter passed away a few years back, many people decided to remember him for his memorable roles on television shows like Three’s Company – while turning a blind eye to his habit of roaming the suburbs, tearing through people’s trash like a starving raccoon! While I commend his dedication to the preservation of our environment, does he really have to yell at us like that, or wear – and I’m positive that it is – eyeliner for that matter? Personally, the crying Native American guy and Woodsy the Owl made for a better mascots, not John Ritter who looks like he raided Angus Young’s concert wardrobe. Watch this video for yourself and go crazy for recycling!

Steven Romano | May 3, 2011 10:08 am

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Slick Is A “Jive Soul Bro” [VIDEO]

There are many music artists that – regardless of their unbridled talent and originality – I feel have been robbed of a Grammy or VMA one too many times in the past. But the fact that Slick has never been given the proper recognition, let alone not being invited to attend these events, for his rhyming prowess is both an unforgivable crime and a blemish on the entire music industry. Slick’s paid his dues, he’s showed his skills, and yet he sits alone eating “yardbird,” watching his career fade into obscurity. If you’re looking for something a little more “underground,” watch the musical stylings of Slick for yourself!

Steven Romano | May 2, 2011 10:16 am

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DONA The Panhandling Robot [VIDEO]

Call it a sign of the times or sweet poetic justice, but you know things are getting tough when our technological superiors are forced to take to the streets and hit up their once fleshy inferiors for some coin. While many of us are more than eager to send a throat oyster their way, you’ll at least want to give a quarter (or your entire paycheck) to DONA – the little panhandling robot that’s cute as the dickens! Not only will DONA make you look like a heartless monster for ignoring her, but she doesn’t smell like an ungodly combination of garbage and vomit like most panhandlers; not to mention she won’t whisper obscenities under breath. Watch DONA work her panhandling magic for yourself!

Steven Romano | April 30, 2011 9:30 am

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Jesus Does The Bed Intruder Song [VIDEO]

While this video is meant to bring people closer to Jesus, it’s clear the idea that remixing a song about a rapist to describe Jesus’ love didn’t really sink in; this is a good thing. Watch as Jesus breaks into a woman’s house and scares the sin right out of that homegirl! The production value on the song is incredible and the lyrics really seem to flow with the melody. Can you spot Jesus hiding in a dumpster? We can’t wait for Satan’s rebuttal.

Wyatt | April 28, 2011 10:31 am

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24 Stupid People Caught On Camera [Photos]

The internet was invented by Al Gore for one reason and one reason only: to house and share the dumbest and craziest photos and videos deemed too inappropriate or random for mass distribution in traditional media formats. Ever since YouTube turned ordinary citizens into viral video superstars, it seems average Joes and Janes from around the world want in on their 15 minutes of fame, whether it’s a kick to the d*ck, pimping out a pet, or dancing like a dumbass. While most believe the ‘net educates and informs, it also a safe haven for the sublimely stupid. Need further proof? Check out 24 photos of stupid people caught on camera after the jump!

COED Staff | April 27, 2011 2:25 pm

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Crazy Coked Up Panda [VIDEO]

Panda’s are sometimes known to bust into the unguarded storehouses of sugar cane refineries in China and pretty much go to town on the sweet sugar sitting there. But what this panda in the video might of thought was sugar turned out to be pure cocaine; hey, they’re both white and powdery, right? And if this video is anything to go by, he must be feeling one hell of a buzz! It’ll be a while before he comes down from his high, but for now, watch this video of a coked up panda that puts Lil Wayne to shame!

Steven Romano | April 27, 2011 9:48 am