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COED’S Last Minute Holiday Gift Guide 2011
Newsflash big guy, you’ve got less than the 12 days of Christmas before the big day is here and if you’re someone who celebrates Hanukkah, then you’ve got even less time. If you haven’t figured out what you’re getting, don’t worry. Take a deep breath and check out our gift guide. We’ve got something for pretty much everyone, separated into six different categories: DVDs, Videogames, gifts for the nerd, swag for those who need to stay fresh, gear for those outdoorsy types, and some sound products for the audiophile. Check it out after the jump.

Wyatt | December 16, 2011 12:34 pm
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Hotties of the 2011 Chapman University Winter Undie Run [27 PHOTOS]
The Winter edition of the bi-annual Chapman University Undie Run took place yesterday. If you’re wondering where the hell Chapman is and how big their balls are for doing this in the winter – chill – they’re in the OC aka Orange County, where it’s like 75 degrees. Anyway, hundreds of students showed up, dressed down, and got in the holiday spirit by giving us these amazing pics! We present to you the hotties of the 2011 Chapman University Winter Undie Run, courtesy of the OC Weekly. Check ‘em out after the jump.

COED Staff | December 16, 2011 10:10 am

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Take Stock In The Funny New Financial Advisor Kid Meme [21 PHOTOS]
Would you take stock advice from some child only 8 years old? I certainly would if he was the Financial Advisor Kid, the newest member of AdviceAnimals on Reddit. That’s right, this baby’s less than 24 hours old and there are already some serious blue chips in the bunch. If you don’t know what a blue chip is, or you’re just looking for a hilarious new stock tip, you should check out the best of the Financial Advisor Kid Meme after the jump!

Wyatt | December 15, 2011 6:09 pm
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Jared Freid The Frat Dude Sleighs Ho Ho Hos at SantaCon [VIDEO]
Last time we saw Jared Freid, Ultimate Frat Dude, he was bro-ing out with nerds at Comic-Con. This time around, he’s at a Con but with less dweebs and way more sluts. SANTACON! We showed you some of the best pics from last weekend’s event in NYC, now scope the funniest video to jump down our chimney – it’s J-Train sleighing bitches on the express line to the gift of lolz.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | December 15, 2011 1:37 pm
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You Better Not Be Naughty, Santa’s Packin’ [30 PHOTOS]
He sees you when you’re sleeping and he has a red dot right on your motherf***ing forehead, so recognize fool! While most citizens believe that Navy Seal Team 6 knocked off Bin Laden, truth is jolly ol’ St. Nick capped that lanky bearded a-hole. In all seriousness, as the holidays approach and we get together with family and friends for some peppermint schnapps and gingerbread fruitcakes, the men and women serving our country are out there preserving freedom, justice, and the American way. We salute them with this photo gallery of Christmas-themed military photos that will serve as a friendly reminder to terrorists on the naughty list – Military Santa don’t deliver coal, homey.

Wyatt | December 15, 2011 11:30 am
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It’s Motherfunkin’ Monkey Day!!!!! [46 PHOTOS]
December 14th is Monkey Day. The unofficial holiday was started in 2000 when founder Casey Sorrow jokingly scribbled Monkey Day on a friend’s calendar, and first celebrated by Lansing residents and art students at Michigan State University. It gained notoriety when Casey’s comic strip, Fetus-X, began promoting it online. Since then, Monkey Day has been celebrated internationally with costume parties and contests. We celebrate by spanking the monkey. JK. NOT REALLY. To celebrate, we corralled a barrel of bizarre monkey pics. Check ‘em out after the jump..

Neal - Johns Hopkins | December 14, 2011 5:52 pm
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Tiffany Crystal’s Top Gifts For Girly Girls [#TiffanyTuesday]
Our guest correspondent Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week Tiffany Crystal gives you her top gift ideas for the “Girly Girl” – you know, the girl who loves shopping, doing her nails, getting dressed up, getting her hair did, putting on make-up – the works. So, if your wifey, f*ck buddy, or out of your league hot chick you fawn over on Facebook falls into this category, check out Tiff’s suggestions. If not, well, we always have Ms. Crystal’s most recent sexy twitpics. Take a look after the jump.

COED Staff | December 13, 2011 4:46 pm

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The Very Best of SantaCon 2011: Round One [PHOTOS]
I didn’t get to participate in NYC’s SantaCon this past weekend but from what I hear, you couldn’t move because of all the jolly St. Nicks, elves, candy cane men, snowmen, and reindeer occupying “North Pole”. If you missed it (or want to remember what happened), check out this gallery of pics from the first wave of SantaCons around the world. Check back next week for Round 2.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | December 12, 2011 1:49 pm
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Let Me See That Car Thong [PHOTO]
We don’t cover cars very often, but when we do, you know it’s gonna be classic. Previously, we’ve shown you Girls Gone Nuts for Truck Nutz and Mustache Rides. Now, we bring you the latest trend in ridiculous vehicle accessories: the car thong. We’re huge fans of all things thong – as evidenced by our features on Thong Thursday and the Texas Thong-horns, but this car thong business is just bananas. It reminds me of Ricky Bobby’s Fig Newtons sticker on his windshield. This thong is dangerous and inconvenient but I do love sexy lady panties.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | December 11, 2011 8:09 pm
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The 10 Most Recent Nobel Prize Winners
The Nobel Peace Prize is one of the highest honors one can receive in a lifetime. The prize was originated when Alfred Nobel signed his dying will and gave the largest portion of his wealth to a series of prizes on Physics, Chemistry, Physiology or Medicine, Literature and Peace – the Nobel Prizes. Between 1901, and present day of 2011, 549 Nobel Peace Prizes have be awarded to exceptional men and women. In the past ten years, this prize has been occupied by outstanding topics.

Halene | December 10, 2011 3:30 pm
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Enter The Ultimate Regifter’s Gift Basket Giveaway
If you’re anything like us, you’re either too busy or too lazy to go holiday shopping. You slept through Black Friday and you looked at porn on Cyber Monday (thanks for the patronage, btw!). You’re so overwhelmed by the merchandising madness that you’d rather suffer the wrath of angry friends and family then chance getting them something they’ll throw away when you’re not looking. You’re also poor. Well, our sister site CollegeCandy.com has the solution – a gift basket containing all the gifts you need to give over the holidays. BOOM. Done-zo. The best part? They’re giving it away. You spend $0 and look like a champ. Find out how to enter after the jump.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | December 7, 2011 11:30 am
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Tiffany Crystal’s Top Holiday Gifts For Athletic Chicks [#TIFFANYTUESDAY]
In this week’s edition of #TiffanyTuesday, Playboy model and former Miss COED Tiffany Crystal recounts her experience with Black Friday, with a creeper on Twitter, and provides our readers with top gifts for the athletic chick in your life. Check our her suggestions along with a phenomenal pic of Ms. Crystal’s colossal sticker-covered cleavage after the jump!

COED Staff | November 29, 2011 2:08 pm

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Pre-gaming With Pat Sticks It To The Buckeyes [VIDEO]
Michigan vs. Ohio State is one of the greatest rivalries in college football. To find out why the Michigan faithful hate Ohio State so much, your favorite funny Wolverine hit up the tailgate before the game at the Big House. There are a slew of gems given by the guys and girls in Blue & Maize, which is impressive when you’re hammering back Jack like you’ve lost the last seven* meetings. Usually I either speak in tongues or resort to humping when that blacked out. Sadly, this is the last installment of PwP for 2011. Check out the final haha after the jump.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | November 28, 2011 4:41 pm
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5 “Facts” About Mars According To Movies
As you might have heard, ‘Merica just launched its new Mars Rover (the Curiosity) over the weekend. Today is also Red Planet Day, so it only makes sense for us to present you with all sorts of “facts” based on “science” that are “true” about Mars (yeah, I know; ridiculous). But we answer to a higher power: Hollywood. When NASA tells us there’s nothing on Mars we scoff because, thanks to Total Recall, we know there’s not only life, but three-titted life. And that’s only the beginning. See how movies portray Mars after the jump.

Matt-Sinclair | November 28, 2011 2:30 pm
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5 Must-Drive Rides for “Go For a Ride Day”
November 22nd is Go For a Ride Day, which means you should go find the slickest ride around and legally commander it (try to ignore all those bad habits you picked up from GTA). I’m not talking about your buddy’s stupid, “Wanna-Be Tuner” car he modified. We all know he just had money to buy 4 rims and 4 tires. That’s it! Also… maybe some flame graphics or something else like that. Unfortunately this doesn’t count as a slick, cool, or awesome ride. There are many slick rides that I am sure you want to ride in, but we’ve narrowed down the bucket list of must-drive rides to five. Check out our picks after the jump!

Adam Yamada-Hanff | November 22, 2011 11:30 am
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North Carolina’s Hottest Girls Celebrate The Tar Heel State’s Anniversary [PHOTOS]
On November 21st, 1789 North Carolina ratified the United States Constitution and was admitted as the 12th U.S. state. The home to the Panthers, Bobcats, and Hurricanes really needs a pro baseball team. They’ve gotta be sick of rooting for the Braves by now – they’re one of the losingest teams in MLB history. The Nats aren’t much better and the Orioles have more of their opponents’ fans in the stands than their own. While they don’t see many baseballs in flight (on the pro level) within state boundaries, they do have bragging rights to being first in flight, which is the state’s motto. You might elevate upon seeing their hottest women in our gallery after the jump.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | November 21, 2011 4:45 pm
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Pre-gaming With Pat Is Legendary [VIDEO]
I’m a huge football fan. I love the game so much that I wept like a little baby when I was asked to quit my college team. Part of me regrets going to Hopkins where the squad was D-3 and not some big time school like Michigan. It’s gotta be one of the greatest experiences in the world to be amongst 100k like-minded brethren. This video from 23-year-old up-and-coming comedian Pat Stansik confirms what I already assumed: that U of M knows how to pre-game like legends for a football game. I wouldn’t say I was a huge Wolverines fan, but after seeing this and after hearing the blue and maize crowd actually count down the play clock for Denard Robinson when it went down Saturday, I might just commit my first born right now. Watch the lolz after the jump.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | November 21, 2011 10:42 am

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Oklahoma’s Hottest Smokeshows Help Us Celebrate The Sooner State’s Anniversary [60 PHOTOS]
On November 16, 1907, Oklahoma was the 46th state to enter the union. The state’s name is derived from the Choctaw words okla and humma, meaning “red people”, which these days will get you a nice slap on the wrist from PC types. As an East Coaster, I always thought of Oklahoma as the “second banana” to Texas, but not only do the Okies have two of the best college football teams this year, it’s apparently one of the best places to live when the zombie apocalypse hits. To celebrate its statehood, we’ve put together this gallery of its hottest natives. Check ‘em out in the gallery after the jump.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | November 16, 2011 2:30 pm
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We’re Looking For Spring 2012 Interns
That’s right, we’re hiring. If you (or your smarter, better looking, funnier friend) thinks you have what it takes to be a part of our well-oiled machine, apply today. If you don’t know the difference between their / they’re / there or you’re / your, don’t bother applying. If you’ve never been laid or shotgunned a beer, please re-evaluate your life. Full submission details are after the jump!

COED Staff | November 15, 2011 6:30 pm
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The 27 Sexiest Czech Women [PHOTOS, POLL]
On November 14th, 1918, Czechoslovakia became a republic. On 1 January, 1993 it formally separated into two completely independent countries: the Czech Republic and the Slovak Republic. The former republic’s motto was “truth prevails”, which is fitting because truth be told that territory’s been pumping out pure eye candy for decades. In May 2010, we asked you who’s hotter – Americans or Czechs? Though the US of A triumphed in the end, the Czechs put up a good fight. So, to celebrate the former republic’s founding, we’re presenting you with its hottest natives. Check ‘em out in the gallery after the jump!

COED Staff | November 14, 2011 6:04 pm
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Washington’s Hottest Women Help Us Celebrate The Evergreen State’s 122nd Anniversary [PHOTOS]
November 11th marks the 122nd anniversary of Washington becoming the 42nd state admitted to the Union. Approximately 60% of Washington’s residents live in the Seattle area and let me tell ya, they’re not lying about the rain. Sh*t is like a leaky faucet you can’t turn off. I know Missy hates it but I love the rain and even I got tired of it. Anyway, Washington’s also the second most populous state on the west coast after California. This would explain why there’s so many hot women who live there. It’s a numbers game really. So, in honor of its statehood, let’s take a look at its hottest women in our gallery after the jump.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | November 11, 2011 5:43 pm
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Why Your Vote Doesn’t Count, Plus 40 Funny Political Cartoons
November 8th is Election Day. While 2011′s an “off-year”, next year will be the big one for the highly coveted position of “Leader of the Free World”. With campaigns kicking into high gear, we can expect a lot of fat, over-privileged white males to feed us the same tired line of crap they’ve been feeding us for years. Sorry folks, it’s not about freedom, liberty, or any of that other crap; elections in this country are about one thing. Find out why your vote doesn’t count, vote in our incredibly ironic poll, and check out 40 funny political cartoons after the jump.

`Kenneth Lee | November 8, 2011 11:45 am

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Been Pimpin’ Since Infancy: History’s Youngest Rulers
November 4th is King Tut Day. On this day in 1922, his tomb was discovered. While most cokeheads perk up at the mention of Tutankhamun, the 18th Century pharaoh was mostly known for being young as sh*t when he assumed dominion. When you think of Kings, Emperors, Presidents, Czars; these titles invoke visions of distinction, maturity, grey hair, and arthritis. Leadership and power have a tendency to develop with age and experience. However, there have been anomalies to this stream of succession. In honor of today (11/4) being King Tut Day, here’s a list of rulers that ran an Empire after getting their dose of Saturday morning cartoons.

Johnson - Florida | November 4, 2011 11:30 am
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10 Tales of Celebrities Who Went From Ballin’ to Bankrupt
There’s nothing I love more than seeing a celebrity who once wiped his or her @ss with money wind up wiping up the floors at Costco for a little extra green. Below is a list of celebs who somehow crawled their way into poverty after earning millions, but spent it all on life’s “necessities”. These essentials include (but are not limited to): tigers, helicopters, and the obligatory pole dance or two. While some of them are now actually dead, most are just dead to everyone except the IRS. Check out the full rundown of celebs who’d sell their soul to be back on top after the jump.

ElinaCOED | November 3, 2011 4:00 pm

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