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6 Buzzkilling Topics To Avoid When You’re Stoned
Nobody wants to kill another person’s buzz while blazing it up, especially when you’re being smoked out. However, some rookies go down roads that should be less traveled and strike up conversations that make for awkward encounters of the high kind. Below is our list of a few depressing subjects to avoid that can bring people down from their high. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when you aren’t invited back. Check out the list after the jump!

GREG-Washington State University | June 1, 2011 11:45 am
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4 Children’s Cartoons That Are Chronically High
You may not have noticed it when you were younger, but many of the cartoons you watched contained drug and marijuana themes. You also may not have noticed this when you were older, but that’s because you were high. Check out our list of cartoons that were fun to watch then and even more fun to watch now for a totally different reason after the jump.

GREG-Washington State University | May 31, 2011 11:32 am

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The 6 Types of Pot Dealers You’ll Meet
With medical marijuana becoming increasingly popular and easier to get, the illicit pot dealer is gradually going the way of the pager and the video store. But, still, it’ll be long time before he is totally irrelevant. After all, medical marijuana clinics aren’t open at four in the morning, and don’t cater to healthy people. As long as there has been pot, there have been skeevy dudes willing to sell it. Check out our list of the 6 types of pot dealers you’ll meet are after the jump!

Scott CU - Boulder | May 30, 2011 11:30 am
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5 Types of People You Should Never Get High With
Smoking weed and chilling with your buddies is an all-American pastime. And it’s also a nice ice-breaker when hanging out with new people. But be careful – nothing can snuff your buzz quicker than a smoking session with a bunch of losers. Check out the 5 people you should never get high with after the jump.

Scott CU - Boulder | May 26, 2011 12:30 pm
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Towelie’s Greatest (Bong) Hits On South Park For Towel Day [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
May 25^th is Towel Day, an unofficial worldwide holiday celebrating the late author Douglas Adams and his sci-fi comedy cult classic The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, a story where a towel is the most useful item possible for those who explore deep space. But there’s really only one towel that deserves a holiday – the Tynacorp-created RG-400 Smart Towel, also known as Towelie. As a tribute to the forgetful towel who always reminds people to use a towel, we’ve assembled some of his greatest (bong) hits with a photo gallery and video playlist. If you play them all at the same time, it sounds like the beat to FunkyTown. Okay, maybe not. Check it out after the jump!

Scott CU - Boulder | May 25, 2011 11:30 am
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5 Liquor Bottles You Can Turn Into Bongs
Like the great Isaac Newton, inspiration for stoners sometimes comes in the form of an apple. Like when you’re without your piece, an apple can serve as a makeshift substitute. However, if one has the time, patience, and tools, homemade bongs can have the grace and ingenuity of a butterfly. All it takes is a screwdriver/power drill to make a hole in a bottle, a bowl and some elbow grease. Check out our list of recycle-worthy bottles after the jump!

GREG-Washington State University | May 17, 2011 12:30 pm
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The 5 “Highest” Countries In The World [MARIJUANA]
According to the European Monitoring Centre for Drugs and Drug Addiction, almost half the populates of some countries have toked up at some point in their lives, whether it’s legal or not to do so. Let’s take a trip across the globe to see which countries weigh in with the greatest stashes of pot smokers. See which nations made the list after the jump!

GREG-Washington State University | May 16, 2011 12:55 pm

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The Glorious Guild of Ganja Guitarists [VIDEOS]
Mary Jane and musicians have been traveling companions since the two were introduced to each other, and they show no signs of breaking up. Her smooth caress has inspired many to use their hands to walk up and down a guitar fretboard after loading a bowl or rolling a joint. Throughout the generations of shredders, bluesmen, rockers, rollers and mamma-jammas, the romance has remained ablaze. Which guitarists are enamored most with the green goddess? Look, listen and learn after the jump.

GREG-Washington State University | May 12, 2011 2:45 pm
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Marijuana Grannies Face 70+ Charges, 268 Foot Cuban Cigar, 14 Foot Purse [WTF NEWS]
Today’s WTF news items feature a pair of old-timers who pass the time growing that sticky icky, a Cuban cigar roller who is just flat out not satisfied with his world record holding 140+ foot hand-rolled masterpiece, and a dude in Washington who most likely spent a lot of time playing Barbie with the neighborhood girls growing up. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Neal - Johns Hopkins | May 11, 2011 2:21 pm
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America’s 5 Most Stoned Cities
Back on 4/20, The Daily Beast came out with their rankings of pot-smoking cities. If anything it proved that America loves its weed. From medical marijuana being legalized or decriminalized to pot farms popping up all over, The U.S. is getting stoned. Not that it’s all that surprising, weed has been the gateway drug of choice for millions of teenagers and aging ex-hippies for years, right propagandists? Ever since that first caveman decided to try some reefer way back in the day, people have been smoking up all over the globe. So which U.S. cities toke the most Mary Jane? Find out after the jump!

Stephanie Weaver | May 7, 2011 1:00 pm
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5 Video Game Characters We’d Like to Smoke Up With
Imagine a life where everyone is trying to kill you. No matter where you go, you’re often met with traps and swinging blades. Not to mention everything you do is scored, judged and graded. Well, such is life for video game characters. And with all this stress, it would come as no surprise that video game characters like to smoke a little weed in what little downtime they have. But, of all the famous video game characters over the years, which ones are the best to share a bowl with? Find out after the jump!

Scott CU - Boulder | May 6, 2011 11:30 am
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The Greatest Partiers In Film History [INFOGRAPHIC]
So, tough guy, you think you party hard? You think you can drink and smoke more than the rest? Well, maybe you can. But then again, you actually can’t because you’re a serious pussy! And these guys will prove it to you. The good people over at The Sixth Wall – KoldCast Media have put together this infographic showing you the greatest partiers in film history and explaining exactly why you need to step your game up! What are you waiting for? Hit the jump for yourself and take a few notes, pal!

John - Arizona State | April 22, 2011 9:30 am

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10 Awful Foods That Taste Awesome High
While consuming truckloads of food to fill our empty stomachs is something most Americans do on a regular basis, doing this while high is an adventure all its own. Have you ever tasted the delicious Chocolate Lava Crunch Cakes from Domino’s? What about French Fries from Arby’s? Sure, all these foods would make a nutritionist commit suicide, but when you are high, who cares about counting calories? It’s all about how incredible the food tastes after taking in that sweet Mary Jane! Sink your teeth into COED’s list of the 10 foods that are awful for you, but awesome to eat while high!

Thomas - LSU | April 20, 2011 2:36 pm
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The 9 Best Cities To Celebrate 420
What allegedly began as the meeting time for “the Waldos” in their search for secret treasure in 1971 California has blossomed into a counterculture movement that is now considered among many to be an unofficial holiday observed around the world. So, which hot(box) spots partake in the traditional toke-fest? Check out our list of better known bud-friendly locales that come together for ganja on April 20th after the jump.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | April 20, 2011 2:26 pm
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Hot Girls With Big Buds [34 PHOTOS]
As the saucy Sir Mix-a-lot once said, “I like big butts and I cannot lie”. Talk to anyone celebrating 4/20 and they’ll say, “I like big buds so I can get high”. For many partaking in the sticky icky today, there’s no greater combination in the world than hot girls holding big ol’ buds. Well, prepare to venture to paradise because we’ve got just what the Dr. Dre ordered. A photo gallery of dames with some dank and babes with big buds. It’ll have you saying, “Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bud. It is so big. *scoff* She looks like, one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.” Check out the pics after the jump!

COED Staff | April 20, 2011 12:36 pm
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The Best And Worst TV Shows To Watch While High
TV and marijuana go together like, well, TV and marijuana. While getting high makes doing just about anything more fun, there’s nothing quite as relaxing as getting stoned and becoming one with the couch for a marathon of your favorite shows. But be warned, watching TV while high can be a double-edged sword because while there’s plenty of awesome programming out there, there’s also a few which are so bad they’ll instantly kill your buzz. Check out our guide to the 5 best – and the 5 worst – TV shows to watch while high. See the list after the jump!

Scott CU - Boulder | April 20, 2011 12:14 pm
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Top 5 Historical 420 Buzzkills
April 20th, better known as 420, is a day of global jubilee, when good people from around the world celebrate, in a haze of glory, their drug of choice: marijuana. It’s a day to forget the troubles of life, sit back and smoke the biggest f’ing blunt you can get your grubby mitts on. But this day hasn’t always been just bong hits and munchies. Here are the top five historical events that really put a damper on the dopest day of the year.

COED Staff | April 20, 2011 11:30 am

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The Best and Worst Places To Smoke Pot
CNBC’s Marijuana & Money (one of our Websites of the Week) recently published its list of top marijuana travel destinations. While everyone who hasn’t lived in a bomb shelter knows Amsterdam is the place to be, there are a ton of other places where you can enjoy smoking some good, quality pot. However, not everyone is on board with the puff parade. We’re here to point you in the right direction with a list of some of the world’s hottest smoking destinations, as well as ones you should avoid all together!

Scott CU - Boulder | April 18, 2011 12:47 pm
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13 Strange Ways People Get High Around the World [INFOGRAPHIC]
There comes a time in the lives of drinkers and pot smokers everywhere when that bottle of beer or bag of hash just seems to lack the punch it used to have. While most give up and call the quits, there are those few that think outside the box and know that the next dragon ride to a Phish concert on the moon is simply a spice rack or toad away! To see just how creative – or desperate- people around the world actually get, our friends over at Medical Billing and Coding created this trippy infographic to present 13 strange ways people catch a high around the world!

COED Staff | April 15, 2011 3:00 pm
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Natalie Portman Joins Our List Of Sexiest Celebrity Stoners
The past couple weeks we’ve been talking a lot about the world premiere of Your Highness (view the red carpet photos at USCB here), which stars Danny McBride, James Franco, Zooey Deschanel, and our favorite swan, Natalie Portman. The movie makes numerous references to and jokes about weed, even the film’s title is an ode to the after effects of the sticky icky. Well, turns out there’s a reason NatPo was perfect for Your Highness, she recently revealed to Entertainment Weekly that she smoked pot in college. She raps, strips, has sex with chicks, kicks ass, AND smokes up? That choreographer really hit the jackpot, huh? Anyway, we officially welcome Natalie to our list of sexiest celebrity stoners, which you can find below. Puff Puff Portman. Kinda has a ring to it!

Neal - Johns Hopkins | April 7, 2011 5:39 pm
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Workaholics IS The Funniest Show on Television [9 VIDEOS]
I first saw a promo for Workaholics on April Fools Night and I tweeted that it’s “legit”. Talk about understatement of the millenium. Since then, Workaholics has worked its way up past It’s Always Sunny, Tosh.0, and South Park to #1 favorite show of all-time and it hasn’t even aired yet. If you think I’m blowing some form of hot liquid smoke up your bunghole, I’m not. I’m willing to lay down straight cash money, holmes, that this will be Comedy Central’s bread winner by the end of ’11. The show premieres tonight and will air Wednesdays at 10:30pm ET/9;30pm CT. Check out clips and meet the cast after the jump!

Neal - Johns Hopkins | April 6, 2011 1:02 pm
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Effects of Marijuana On The US Economy [Infographic]
Despite all those sh*tty Above the Influence commercials, we still feel that sweet mary jane can not only be beneficial to your health but to our woeful economy. True, it’s just a drop in the bucket when compared to our raging deficit, but every little bit helps, right? Think of it as collecting coins from your couch – that could go towards a dank dime bag, which could then go towards a hefty food run at 7 Eleven. And, according to PriceOfWeed.com, if you want more bong resin for your buck, head west, young man! Or, take CNBC’s advice and go on tour to the top pot smoker destinations. But first, check out GoBankingRates.com’s infographic on what kinda moolah our nation’s missing out on by not legalizing kind bud after the jump!

COED Staff | April 5, 2011 11:28 am

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The Craziest Video You’ll See Ever! [VIDEO]
Have you ever wondered what mentally insane people see everytime they close their eyes, ones that have watched way too much bad television and movies? Well you get this – 10 minutes of what happens when you put a collection of unlabeled VHS tapes into a blender and watch the resulting phantasmagoria of chaos. We have absolutely no idea why this video was made or the purpose it serves mankind, but believe us when we say this: once you start watching, you can’t stop – no matter how psychedelically freaky it gets! See this video oddity for yourself… if losing your mind isn’t that big of a deal for you.

Steven Romano | March 21, 2011 10:22 am
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30 Expensive Things You Could Buy With The $12B Lost In Next Season’s NFL Lockout
With the NFL lockout now official, AdAge reports that an estimated $12 billion dollars could be lost, which would directly impact revenue streams from TV ads, sponsor activations, cancelled fantasy football leagues and websites, empty sports bars and out-of-work stadium personnel. $12 Bil’s a lot of bills. How much exactly? Well, we decided to crunch some numbers and figure out just what you could buy with that kinda dough. See the most expensive items on our list after the jump!

Neal - Johns Hopkins | March 12, 2011 3:45 pm