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Dating & Sex

The Top 5 Strangest Animal Sex Toys
It’s true, we’re no strangers to really disturbing sex toys. These animal sex toys really take the cake, though. While we applaud their makers for deterring actual goat-f*cking, they’re not helping to set a good standard. One company in particular, (I feel bad giving them unintentional press so I’m withholding their name here), makes dragon dildos. It makes sense though, how else were people supposed to get their freak on with dragons? If you’re still not scared to check out what other toys those zany zoophiles are using, we’ve got the five strangest animal sex toys after the jump!

COED Staff | December 30, 2011 1:30 pm
Dating & Sex

How To Tell If A Girl Has Implants
One of the benefits of working at COED is that I get to see a lot of lovely ladies, naked or otherwise. During my time here, I’ve gotta say that I’ve seen some pretty epic racks, enough to know what I’m talking about. Still, after putting together the massive 60 Best Natural Breasts of 2011 I noticed that some of our readers simply didn’t believe that some of the girls were really au natural. Instead of attacking our devoted readers, I opted to instead educate. Now you can start the new year tomorrow with some knowledge that’s actually useful. Class begins after the jump!

COED Staff | December 30, 2011 1:30 pm

Dating & Sex

How To Have A Ball On New Year’s Eve
2012 is just around the corner, but you still need to finish off this year off as well as possible. That, plus the fact that it’s just a great night out, is why we place such an importance on balling out on New Year’s Eve. Every single year you worry about your plans and what you’re going to do, so why not take our advice for a guaranteed good night out? Not everything on the list requires a lot of money, but they’ll require commitment. Are you ready for that? Check out COED’s NYE guide after the jump!

Wyatt | December 29, 2011 11:30 am
Dating & Sex

The 5 Funnest Ways To F*ck Up Your Life GUARANTEED!
As many of you know, the Mayans have explained that we’ve got less than a year to live. Why not go out in style? A great barometer of your partying should be the following: even if the Mayan-theory goes the way of the Rapture (i.e. revealed to be total cockamamie horsesh*t)** your life should still be over in a year. To get a great headstart on the beginning of the end, you should take our advice and try to do at least three of the five things you’ll find after the jump!

Wyatt | December 27, 2011 3:30 pm
Dating & Sex

How To Avoid Getting Cuffed This Winter
The Christmas and NYE double-dip is upon us and that can only mean one thing: you’re going to get a girlfriend, a boyfriend, or involved in an ‘it’s complicated’ kind of thing. We call this “cuffing season.” As the temperatures drop people just can’t seem to stop themselves snuggling up next to someone. But what if that someone is someone really inadvisable, festively plump, a bit annoying, and sure to be dumped in time for Spring Break? Then you need to learn how to avoid getting cuffed: sounds easy but with all that mistletoe around it’s harder than it seems. Check out our resident Pick Up Artist’s advice after the jump!

HayleyQuinn- University College London | December 23, 2011 1:30 pm
Dating & Sex

Ask A Chick: Fingering, Ryan Gosling, Pot vs. Coke vs. Booze
Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about why girls love Ryan Gosling, whether they prefer digital relief or cunnilingus, and dating a dude with serious vices See her answers after the jump!

Taylor- UCLA | December 22, 2011 5:39 pm
Dating & Sex

Should You Be A HasBro When It Comes to Sex Toys? [He Said/She Said]
In my mind, every single girl owns a sex toy because I believe that every single girl gets it on with themselves. Fantasies aside, I think that it’s a completely healthy (and frankly sexy) habit for women to partake in. But what happens when the ladies actually show me what they’re working with and pull out their electric amigos when I’m around? In this week’s He Said/She Said, we talk about how, when, and where to use sex toys. Click through to read our take.

Wyatt | December 21, 2011 5:00 pm
Dating & Sex

Why Am I Not Surprised the “Masturbation King” Is Japanese? [VIDEO]
Meet Masanobu, the “World Champion of Masturbation.” It comes as no surprise to me that the dude is Japanese, but I didn’t expect him to have a somewhat hot live-in girlfriend. Check out the totally real, totally strange documentary preview by Metropolis on this guy’s life. This wanker pretty much beats his meat while his girlfriend works in a sweatshop and cooks for him. Check out the weirdest couple ever filmed after the jump!

Wyatt | December 21, 2011 9:30 am
Dating & Sex

10 Signs You’re Addicted To Porn
Googling ‘boobs’ so often that you’re getting a RSI? You might be a porn addict. We’re serious, you may have a real problem. Or you could just be a normal, horny dude with too much time (and substances) on your hands. There’s only one way to tell, though: take our porn addiction symptoms check list and if you score more than five points cancel your subscription to Brazzers, disable your wi-fi, and study the ways of Tim Tebow. Face the music after the jump.

HayleyQuinn- University College London | December 20, 2011 1:30 pm
Dating & Sex

20 Women Tebow Should Tebown
Is Lindsey Vonn getting Tebowned? That’s the rumor circulating online after she was spotted in the Tebow family box at the Broncos game. We can’t stop squabbling over this guy’s sex life, or lack thereof. Is it even remotely possible that an NFL QB in the 21st Century can still be a virgin at 24? Is it possible he “plays for the other team”? We all know women love a good challenge – well, here’s the Mt. Kilimanjaro of men, ladies. Who has a legit shot at swiping Tim’s v-card? Check out our top picks after the jump.

COED Staff | December 16, 2011 2:23 pm
Dating & Sex

Watching Porn With Your POA [HE SAID / SHE SAID]
Men love porn. Those who say they don’t are lying, are in porn (which technically is watching porn just IRL), or have RIDICULOUS sex lives (think Derek Jeter times Hugh Hefner plus Wilt Chamberlain). Even those guys have probably enjoyed a private screening of “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge” with a groupie / jersey chaser at least once. On the flip side of that coin, most women NOT associated with porn hate porn or, at the very least, the kind of porn men love. It’s definitely not this…

Neal - Johns Hopkins | December 14, 2011 5:00 pm
Dating & Sex

Take ZOO Magazine’s 2012 Sex Survey!
ZOO Magazine, home to lovely, luscious ladies like Gemma Atkinson, Imogen Thomas, Monica Lee Paige, Alice Goodwin, Emma Frain, and many others on our list of 101 Beautifully Busty Brits, created a detailed sex survey that asks the HARD… hitting questions like how often do you whack your weasel, who do you whack your weasel to, and so on and so forth. Do yourself a favor, do the world a favor, take the survey after the jump.

COED Staff | December 14, 2011 4:23 pm
Dating & Sex

15 Reasons Why Chicks Fake Orgasms
Unless you’re an absolute pornstar, odds are you’ve probably experienced a woman faking an orgasm. Some are better actors than others. Hell, even few male pornstars can make chicks come to fruition every time. Truth is, most girls can’t climax through vaginal intercourse and if they can, it’s only from the right moves in the right conditions at the right time in the right setting. While the thought of a chick lying to your grill is downright infuriating, the fairer gender have their reasons. Find out what they are after the jump.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | December 13, 2011 2:11 pm
Dating & Sex

Listen To This 10 Year Old’s Advice On Macking B*tches [VIDEO]
Alec Greven is a total mack-daddy. Not only is this bald-eagle 100% qualified to give advice on the ladies, he’s got a motherf*cking published book. You know who else has a published book? Oprah. And before you go all, “this young white male is the complete opposite of an older black woman” check the video out before making assumptions. It’s after the jump.

Wyatt | December 8, 2011 9:50 am
Dating & Sex

A Honest Man’s Take On Handjobs [He Said / She Said]
The handjob is like the Pre-Bolshevik Russia of sex moves; it seems like a good idea at the time, but its execution usually results in pain, suffering, a lot of complaining, and finally upheaval with the people taking matters into their own hands (literally). In this edition of He Said / She Said, we’re taking a look at the bane of adult men everywhere: the handjob.

COED Staff | December 7, 2011 5:00 pm
Dating & Sex

Twitter Says #NeverTrustAGirlThat Does These 30 Things
Recently, we showed you 15 of the best red flags about women. We caught a lot of sh*t for most of the items on that rundown but that’s because commenters don’t have a sense of humor. Well, they’re probably gonna hate the trending hashtag #NeverTrustaGirlThat – which has tweeters providing reasons for never trusting a girl that does certain things. So, if you suspect your girlfriend’s up to something or your potential hook up might be bad news – check out what Twitter thinks you should look out for after the jump.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | December 6, 2011 5:08 pm
Dating & Sex

The Austrian International School of Sex is Now Accepting Applications [VIDEO]
If there’s one subject that I physically can’t learn enough about, it’s business time aka boning. So, you can imagine my wiener’s reaction when I read that there’s a school of sex launching in the Fall of 2012. And we’re not talking like chalkboard, projector, notebooks, and desks – we’re talking like strap on a rubber, warm some lube, and have at it, Hoss. Watch the school’s banned commercial and find out why I won’t apply after the jump.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | December 3, 2011 6:15 pm
Dating & Sex

Ask A Chick: Facial Hair, Hang Out vs. Hook Up, Second Date ‘Raincoat’
Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about the attractiveness of facial hair, hanging out with buddies and the girl you’ve never hooked up with (but want to), and bringing a condom to a second date. See her answers after the jump!

Taylor- UCLA | December 1, 2011 5:00 pm
Dating & Sex

What Your “Sexpression” Says About You [He Said / She Said]
The Oxford English Dictionary has over 171,000 definitions for words that are currently in use. The average college student knows about 175,000, all of which can be found on UrbanDictionary, not the OED. I can personally rattle off over 20 different phrases to describe intercourse (of course that one doesn’t count) but I’m pretty picky with which word I choose. Find out what your slang term for sex says about you in our slideshow after the jump.

Wyatt | November 30, 2011 5:00 pm
Dating & Sex

Manscape Science: Why You Can’t Shave Your Balls [VIDEO]
If I’m ever really looking to get laid, there are a few things I can do to really get the ball rolling. Seeing as how it’s only a mental game (obviously women are attracted to me), I think that preparation is important. One of these premating rituals may or may not include some trimming, but it doesn’t involve combing. That’s because I learned about something called the Harry Ball theorem in college. Yes, I actually went to class; no, I didn’t make that name up. Let’s start the week by learning something after the jump!

Wyatt | November 28, 2011 9:30 am
Dating & Sex

15 of the Best Red Flags About Women
We love SNL’s Digital Shorts and the one titled, “Red Flag” was spot on. In the clip, Kristen Wiig plays a woman in a red dress who doled out a healthy helping of red flags to watch out for but there are hundreds more. Luckily, there’s a site that lets you know the best of the worst, 100RedFlags.com. It’s helpful for dudes and chicks. Guys can bail on girls who boast these traits and chicks can reform their red flaggy ways. It’s a win-win for everyone. So, working together with the guys at 100 Red Flags, we came up with 15 of the best red flags about women. Check ‘em out after the jump and leave your best ones in the comments section.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | November 27, 2011 3:30 pm
Dating & Sex

Ask A Chick: Fingering Numbers, Bringin’ Sextin’ Back, Spilling Secrets
Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about why your girl isn’t responding to your sext messages, how often girls get themselves off, and exactly how much she’s telling her friends about your relationship. See her answers after the jump!

Taylor- UCLA | November 24, 2011 5:30 pm
Dating & Sex

7 Reasons Why We’re Thankful For Women [He Said / She Said]
As men, we can do just about anything (except bleed for a week straight without dying) a woman can do. That doesn’t change the fact that warm, happy feelings are bound to happen when the woman in your life does something for you. Yes, BJs are included in that list of “somethings” but that’s not all I’m talking about. Since I’ve gotten into a sappy holiday mood, I feel inclined to lay out a few of the real reasons that we should take some time and let the ladies know we actually appreciate these “birds.” Check them out after the jump!

Wyatt | November 23, 2011 5:30 pm
Dating & Sex

Ask A Chick: Handjob Feedback, Rebound Hound, Nail ‘n’ Bail
Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about telling your girl she blows at handjobs, determining whether or not you’re a rebound dude, and the right way to kick out a one night stand. See her answers after the jump!

Taylor- UCLA | November 20, 2011 3:30 pm

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