If today is any indicator, we're in for one helluva hot week leading up to Super Bowl XLV. First, Sofia Vergara brought her golden globes to the SAG awards. Then we kicked off The 2011 Super Bowl of Underboob. Now Olivia Wilde's wreaking havoc with multiple hairbras for FHM France?!?! Does it get any better than this? We think not. Olivia's spread in the February issue of FHM France just goes to show that good things can come in small packages. We're certain she'll be a favorite in our upcoming 2011 edition of Hollywood's Breast: "A"-Listers and a Couple of "B's". See her pics after the jump!
Super Bowl XLV is set to take place Sunday, February 6th in Dallas, Texas. It'll be one of the rare contests in which neither team - the Packers nor the Steelers- has cheerleaders. So, what in the holy high kicking hotness are we supposed to gawk at in between plays? Before the Conference Championships, we brought you Awesome American Football Underboob. Now, with the lack of pom pom pushers on the sidelines, we're forced to stick to the gameplan and call underboob's number once again. It's done wonders for Brazilian soccer, Asia, and Georgia Tech. We bet Big Ben's regretting that decision to tie the knot now. So, who ya got? Go Pack Go or Black and Yellow? Let us know in the comments.
It's no secret how much we love Sofia Vergara here at COED. From our Women that Wowed to our virtual Vergara Overdose we are absolutely cuckoo for this cleavage-blessed Columbian. So naturally, we were very excited to see Sofia at Sunday's SAG Awards showing off her greatest assets... in addition to that million-dollar smile. We have to think the night's biggest winner was non-other than 12-year old Modern Family co-star Rico Rodriguez for being at the right place at the right height for receiving numerous voluptious Vergara hugs. Way to go Manny!
When it comes to freakish genetic anomalies, you can’t get much more lucky than notoriously flirtatious Czech glamour model, Denise Milani. This uber-sexy brunette stunner sports all-natural G-cups, along with one of the tightest bodies to boot. With these puppies at her disposal, this super-tease now has one of the most popular individual model Sites on the Internet – all without going nude!
Cia Maritima is a swimwear manufacturer that has world renowned supermodels like Ana Beatriz Barros, Isabeli Fontana, and Karolina Kurkova pose in their products for their catalog. The latest stunning subject to display the fruits of their labor is a 20 year old Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and Hannukkah Hottie who made our Women Who Wowed list in 2009, Esti Ginzburg. Her beef with Bar Refaeli has been well documented. We have the baby pool and KY, ladies. Whenever you’re ready. What do you think: Will Esti ever beat Bar?
If you caught American Idol last night, you probably saw Stormi Henley, a 21 year old former Miss Teen USA 2009, advance to the next round no thanks to JeaLOusy. This isn’t the first time we’ve featured Stormi, you might remember her from a post we did one year and a day ago when she hung out with Miss USA and Miss Universe. During her reign, Henley recorded her song, “Here Comes the Rain” and performed her first single “Quite Like Me” during this year’s pageant. As far as I know, she has no relation to Eagles frontman, Don Henley, though One Of These Nights I’d gladly take her for The Long Run to live Life In The Fast Lane and give her the Best Of My Love at Hotel California.
The latest notch on the Charlie Sheen bedpost is none other than 22 year-old teen porn starlet Kacey Jordan. This ex-cheerleader from Oregon used to work in retail and tanning salons before making a living on lying on her back. Kacey's motto is work hard and play harder... as if you couldn't figure that out based on the recent company she's been keeping.
With Mother Nature and Jack Frost double teaming everyone's plans and coating most of the nation in their waste, you don't get to see much skin. Eye candy is in limited supply, covered in thick wrappers that will take multiple Four Lokos mixed with medical marijuana sodas and topped with Whipped Lightning to remove. Luckily, a few years back Wave House had the great idea to start a "Beanies and Bikinis" contest, in which brave, shivering hotties donned skimpy swimwear and their favorite skullcaps (aka "beanies") to see who is the coolest of the cold.
Roxanne Pallett, a Loaded Magazine regular was most recently featured by the magazine last fall but her outtake from the shoot leaked onto the web today. Roxanne Pallett is a pop star over in the UK but hopefully with the release of these pictures she will start to get some recognition in the US.
"The Mechanic" is a remake of the 1972 film of the same name2 starring Charles Bronson that opens tomorrow in theaters nationwide. The story follows an elite assassin played by Jason Statham who seeks vengeance after his mentor and close friend is murdered. Ben Foster plays the mentor's son who joins Statham's character to "fix the problem" hence "The Mechanic" moniker. One cast member who got our attention was Swedish supermodel Mini Anden who plays Sarah. See her pics after the jump!
Miranda Kerr, Victoria's Secret hottie and member of our 27 Sexiest Australian Women list, recently popped out a baby with Orlando Bloom. Let's take a look back at her 40 sexiest pictures because now all were left with are WTF pictures like this mobile upload of her breastfeeding? It's not art, it's TMI.
January 26th is Australia Day, the official national day of England. Jk, it’s for Australia, but England sure had a hand in this holiday’s creation. You see, on this date in 1788, the British Royal Navy took over the eastern seaboard of New Holland and declared sovereignty. Native Australians are deservedly pissed, so they call this day, “Invasion Day” and “Survival Day”. To commemorate we’re helping you survive this bitter winter by invading your eyeballs and declaring sovereignty on your attention with pics of the most awesome Aussies the land down under has offered up, like Abbie Cornish, Elle MacPherson, Holly Valance, Isla Fisher, Kylie Minogue, Miranda Kerr, Sophie Monk, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
By now, you can probably tell we love Playboy Playmate & Miss January 2010 Jaime Edmondson, especially when she shows off her underboob in NFL cut-off shirts. Luckily for us, Playboy keeps bringing us the good stuff. First they provided NFL playoff picks featuring 12 pics of Jaime, then they released 2 more for their Conference Championship Preview, now we have ALL 32 teams! See her pics after the jump!
Victoria's Secret model Izabel Goulart is following the footsteps of fellow Brazilian models Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio who have leveraged their commercial Victoria's Secret success into even more success in the high-fashion world. She recently landed the cover of Japanese Vogue's March 2011 issue, making this her first Vogue cover outside of the Brazilian edition.
There are times in a man's life when he wishes he were a chick, like when you're waiting in a long line or when you're buying a drink at the bar. Mostly, though, we just want the boobs. Those things are powerful. They get you out of speeding tickets and can provide hours of fun for you and your motorboating friends. Case in point, they can hold your drink! By now, we're all familiar with the Boob Koozie (aka the Koobzie), but now we take it to the next level with Cleavage Cocktails, drinks served to others from the Koobzie. We're pretty sure this is what leads to motoroboating. At least, that's what the lesbians tell us!
What's not to love about Miss January 2010 Jaime Edmondson? She's a former police officer, ex-Miami Dolphin cheerleader and contestant on the Amazing Race 14. Jaime's also a contender for Playboy's 2011 Playmate of the Year. So if you haven't voted yet, we suggest you get on it and vote for Jaime... quite possibly the hottest ginger on Earth. Oh, and did we mention she's single?
Temperatures are reaching ridiculous lows here in the Northeast. The National Weather Service issued wind chill advisories, with many reports stating temps "feel" like they're in the -20 to -30 range. We've seen numerous mobile uploads of thermometers in the single digits on Facebook. So, how does one power through this bitter modern day Ice Age? Well, one pleasant side effect for us dudes is seeing a chick's pokies aka frozen nipples aka "fripples".
You know those lame Miller Lite commercials where the hot bartenders put down dudes who don't care about the taste of their beer? They run every break during NFL games. Well, one spot ("European Man Thong") has really grown on us and it's not for its mind-blowing humor (sarcasm), it's for the jaw-dropping drink server featured. Turns out it's NBA star David Lee's fiancee, Sabina Gadecki. The 27 year old actress and model has hosted the Travel Channel's coverage of the World Poker Tour was a former 2002 Miss Miss Western Massachusetts who has appeared in Seventeen, Redbook, and Premiere.
January 23rd is National Pie Day! The American Pie Council created this special day in 1986 to commemorate Crisco's 75th anniversary of "serving foods to families everywhere."bake, cook, and eat all of your favorite pies. Since the APC encourages everyone to give a pie, we thought we'd give you The Girls of American Pie. The raunchy teen / college sex comedy franchise began in 1999, a time when Napster ruled and Columbine High School was changed forever. Since the uproarious original, SIX MORE SEQUELS have followed: American Pie 2, American Wedding, Band Camp, Naked Mile, Beta House, and Book of Love. Each film had its fair share of smokeshows who showed their goods. Why not go for a baker's dozen in the series? See the pics after the jump!
Before being cast in 1999's American Pie, Shannon appeared in the cheesy 1997 horror flick Jack Frost. After AP, she starred in Scary Movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Tomcats. In August 1999, she was in Playboy then was featured in Maxim in 2000 and 2003 and later was Maxim's cover girl in June 2008. She most recently was among the cast of the sixth season of Dancing with the Stars, partnered with Derek Hough. Outside of acting and modeling, Elizabeth has been called "one of the leading celebrity poker players." See her pics after the jump!
LA Weekly reports Amy Beck the former middle school teacher who received a 2 year prison sentence for having sex with a teenaged student. That boy's family has now filed a lawsuit against Beck claiming he was taken advantage of 15-20 times by Beck, and that her husband, an LAPD cop, threatened to shoot and kill the boy once he discovered the affair. All this, however, does not detract from the fact Beck's hot. In no way do we condone her actions, but events like this make us wonder why in the hell she or any of the other 40+ women on our Hot For Teacher list would go after jailbait. I'd be super pissed if I were the LAPD cop, too. Little runt's all up in my goods.
January 21st is National Hugging Day! Know what that means? You can finally cop a feel off that chick with the epic boobs. Just give her a hug and she should automatically give one back. If she doesn't, KEEP HUGGING. She'll get the hint. To warmly embrace this day, we've built a loving gallery of the world's very best huggers, the Page 3 Girls! Ari Gold must be doing cartwheels and you will, too, once you wrap your arms around these pics featuring Boobwiches and Tandem Boob Presses. Now... let go. Let go, dude! Jeez, you smell.