My short answer is “not well.” Not only does she look much worse than she did a few years ago, Vida came in las…
On March 30th, TMZ reported that Vida Guerra is getting sued by a bunch of dudes who got their asses handed to them by Vida's security guards outside a nightclub hosting her birthday party LAST MARCH. Take your time, fellas. Anyway, sucks to have money sometimes. Vida's inside celebrating her exit from the womb, some jackass dines on a five finger sandwich, and now her wallet might have to go on a diet. Ridiculous. Anyway, here's hoping SHE doesn't go on a diet, we'd hate to see that beautiful bee-hind waste away. In case it does wither, we rounded up a big ol' photo gallery that'll have you singing, "back that ass up!"
Growing up one of the greatest joys leading up to Christmas was opening each door on the Advent Calendar. At least, on the calendars that reward you with chocolate and not some bible passage. That joy might diminish over the years, but a part of us still craves the simple open door, get a treat dynamic. We at COED miss that feeling and we know you do, too.
Derek Jeter has officially locked up the First Lady of COED and it reminds us how much of a player (off the field) the Yankees captain is. "Friday Night Lights" hottie, Minka Kelly is only the tip of the ass iceberg for Jeter. In fact,the list of all the lovely ladies who are now simply Jeters Slew of Sloppy Seconds is still mind-blowing. But I guess this is what you get for being baseball's most awesome dude alive.