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    James Cameron Accomplishes Record Setting Dive [Updates]

    While we might all believe that writing, directing, and producing two of the world’s highest-grossing films of all tim…

  • WTF News: Florida’s The Weirdest State, $5k Cab Ride, Self-Healing Car

    Today's WTF news items feature Florida snatching the title of America's Weirdest State away from California, a couple of NY/NJ guys who took the world's most expensive cab ride cross country, and a car that's fit for X-Men's Wolverine. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News: Robot Writes Perfect Story, Mailman Poops In Yard, Man Starts Fake Army

    Today's WTF news items feature a software program that wrote a better recap of a perfect game pitched in a GW vs. Virginia matchup than a human, a mailman in Portland who's probably a big fan of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, and a 51 year old Chinese man who tried to start a fake army in L.A. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News: PA Town Sells Name Rights, Lobster Balls, Wool Ferrari

    Today's WTF news items feature a small Pennsylvania town that's making bank off a filmmaker who sold out to make a point, the University of Maine developing a biodegradable golf ball for those who like water hazards, and a British woman who knit a life-size Ferrari. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News: Iceland’s Penis Museum, Strippers Teach Ethics, Nude Shootout

    Today's WTF news items feature a museum in Iceland that's for total d*cks, a totally awesome professor at La Salle University who employs strippers to teach ethics, and a man in Florida who shot at a $65,000 SWAT robot while buck naked. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News: Free Naked Rubdowns, Snooki Gets $32k For Rutgers Speech, Wyoming Town Has 4 Residents

    Today's WTF news items feature a former cop who pretended to be an inspector to get a free "hand out" at a massage parlor, Rutgers giving 5 figures to Snooki to speak about why Rutgers students should quit school, and a town's population QUADRUPLES over 10 years. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News: V8 Releases ‘Liquid Viagra’, Stripper Saves Stigmatic Twin, Talking Duck Calls 911

    Today's WTF news items feature a new drink from V8 that will get your heart pumping (along with another body part), a former stripper who was able to find her long lost twin from sure death via stigmata, and a duck who should seriously get some consideration from AFLAC after her heroic 911 call. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News: No G-Strings Attached, World’s Loudest Pussy, Tiger Woods of Motocross Arrested

    Today's WTF news items feature a 22 year old chick in Naples, Florida who was arrested for indecent exposure after ditching her G-string on Spring Break, a 12 year old cat in England named Smokey who's got a record-setting purr, and Bubba Stewart aka "The Tiger Woods of Motocross" wants to be on Miami Vice. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News: Family Guy Has 240 Love Dolls, Fat Guy Fused To Chair, Shark Jumps Into Boat

    Today's WTF news items feature a British family man who has the largest collection of love dolls, a fat guy who had to be removed from his home after fusing to his chair, and a shark that took its love for The Lonely Island song, "I'm On A Boat" a little too far. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News: Bronx Zoo Cobra Slithers On Twitter, Pole Dancing For Jesus, Blind Date Eye Opener

    Today's WTF news items feature a very elusive yet social media savvy snake that escaped from the Bronx Zoo, a new workout regiment that makes the transition from Jesus freak to stripper a lot more acceptable, and a pair of Brits who went on a blind date only to discover they have more in common than they could ever imagine. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News: Whoopie Pie, $16M Cable Bill, Rubber Duck Robbery

    Today's WTF news items feature a baked good that sounds like one very naughty Saturday night, a dude who really needs to look into subscribing to Netflix or downloading from a torrent site, and a police academy in Chicago that had 2,500 rubber ducks stolen from under their stinky pig noses. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News: DWI Drunk While In Court, 92 Year Old Love Gun, The Real Face-Off

    Today's WTF news items feature a man who needs to get sponsored by Busch Beer ASAP, a 92 year old woman in Florida who just wants to hook up, and Face Off the movie is no longer fiction! Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News: Prophylactic Milk, World’s Most Expensive Dog, Fingerless Pianist

    Today's WTF news items feature a Swedish woman who found a love glove in her milk carton, the world's most expensive dog that looks cuddly but will actually rip your face off, and a Chinese girl who can play the piano despite not having fingers on her right hand. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News: Bag O’ Dildos Burglar, Brits Think Lightsabers Are Real, $7M Isn’t Rich

    Today's WTF news items feature a 40 year old breakfast cook who stole his boss's bag of sex toys, a survey that revealed 20% of Brits think light sabers are real, and another survey that showed millionaires don't think they're rich. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: Man Has 82 Tattoos of Julia Roberts, Golden Gate Bridge Jumper Survives, Bestseller Has 200 Blank Pages

    Today's WTF news items feature a dude who shows his affection / obsession for Julia Roberts through permanent ink, a teenage boy who jumped off the Golden Gate bridge "for kicks" (not shoes), and an Oxford University grad who "wrote" a bestselling book that has 200 blank pages. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: Cookie Monster Arrested, Footloose Thief, Urine Trouble

    Today's WTF news items feature the downfall of a beloved Sesame Street character who appears to be really strapped for "dough", a female firefighter-paramedic who most likely has a foot fetish, and a bank robber in Copenhagen who forgot one critical item during his heist - his urine. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: Porn Star Teacher, 23 Year Old Grandma, High School Bans Hugging

    Today's WTF news items feature a teacher who really used to suck, a 23 year old woman in Romania who became the world's youngest grandmother, and a high school that banned hugging according to students who really don't pay that much attention to presentations. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: Ke$ha Condoms, Spunk Driving, Skype Wedding

    Today's WTF news items feature a new brand of condom that will probably do more for abstinence than any other method known to man, a Kentucky man that got blown then blew a sobriety test, and a groom who was spitting up blood and still managed to get married. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: 3-D Porn Channel, Topless Feminists, Nude Therapist

    Today's WTF news items are chock full of boobies with Penthouse announcing plans to develop and air a 3-D porn channel for satellite network providers, a Ukraine feminist group that believes their protests are made more effective by going topless, and a non-licensed therapist in New York who strips while doling out advice. The lesson here, ladies? You want something done? Show us your cans. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: Northwestern’s F*ck Saw, 6th Grade Fight Club, Pills In Her Privates

    Today's WTF news items feature a class with a TA, T&A, BDSM, and some Double Ds, a bunch of 6th graders who think they're the next Tyler Durden, and a chick convict whose coin purse is actually good for holding merch. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: The Real Magneto, 911 Addict, 8 Year Old Arrested For 5th Time

    Today's WTF news items feature a 7 year old Serbian kid who Today Show co-hosts think is super attractive, a 43 year old east LA man who must have a sick unlimited cell phone plan, and an 8 year old boy in Florida who just... doesn't... get it. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: The Cigarette King, Mummy Robs Gas Station, Fork You!

    Today's WTF news items feature a man who thinks he's Duke Nukem trying to get his puff on, an ancient Egyptian corpse who everybody apparently knows robbing a gas station, and an old dude in Miami who impersonated a cop and was able to pull over a driver with a barbecue fork. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: Drive Thru Liquor Store, Poop Saves Horse, Family Guy

    Today's WTF news items feature a drunk doctor in search of some drive-thru booze in Massachusetts, a group of Cowboys who saved a horse with its own manure in Memphis, and a Chinese dude who's a real Family Guy... family is super important to him. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: Buck Naked Burglar, Honk 4 Grades, Clown Congressman

    Today's WTF news items feature a Florida dude who has no shame in his robbery game, a mother in Tampa who thinks drivers honking their horns will somehow make her son smart, and a congressman in Brazil, who used to be a clown, gets clowned during a crucial vote. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: Rubber Robbers, RoboCop Statue, World’s Oldest Cake

    Today's WTF news items feature a three guys in Malaysia who tried to steal more than 725,000 condoms from the company they worked for, the mayor's office ruining everyone's fun over a proposed RoboCop statue in Detroit, and the world's oldest cake finds a home in England. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

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    WTF News Of The Day: Weatherman Whacked Off, Cubicle O’ Death, World’s Fittest Man

    Today's WTF news iteams feature a San Diego weatherman who loves the ladies, especially those that take public transportatioin (or is it pubic?), a recent grandma who punched out of work for the final time to hit the happy hour in the sky, and a superhuman who will make you feel like doo doo for not going to the gym. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

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    WTF News Of The Day: Frankie Muniz ‘Pulls Gun’ On GF, Giant Pigs, Digitally Enhanced Girl

    Today's WTF news items feature a former child star who almost had his final curtain call, a bunch of fat, bloated, pigs kicking off the Chinese Lunar New Year in New Taipei City, and a Burmese girl who will give you more than what you bargained for if you ask her for her digits. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: G-Rod’s DD Entertainment, A New Planet, Third Reich In 3D?

    Today's WTF news items feature a former porn star who's stockpiling her talent roster with celebrity mistresses, a new planet that will put Jupiter in its place (finally!), and the possibility that we might owe the Nazis thanks for 3D film. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: Head Cam, Boy Without A Cerebellum, Kill Gill Alien Tumor

    Today's WTF news items feature an NYU professor who did some hi-tech body modification and should probably look into getting Third Eye Blind to do a theme song, a 3 year old boy from New York who is defying all odds and proving we really DON'T use that much of our brains, and a vice principal in California who might be the coolest dude in the solar system. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: Crack Penis, Poop Art, Russians Think Sun Revolves Around Earth

    Today's WTF news items feature a man with a truly special dong that doubles as a carrying case for drugs, a couple of artists who make masterpieces out of William S. Burroughs' dung, and a survey that revealed 1/3 of Russians believe the sun revolves around the Earth. Read more wackiness after the jump!

  • Hooters Girl Congresswoman, Vote 4 Harry Baals, Pervy Perp

    Today's WTF news items feature a potential Sarah Palin in the making in Tennessee, a government center in Fort Wayne, Indiana that should be named after a former illustrious mayor with a pretty funny name, and a burglar in Florida who just wants a job but won't get a hand out with his pants down. Read more after the jump!

  • Dora The Exxxplorer, Hookers Love Facebook, Robot Nurses

    Today's WTF news items feature a New York mom who thought she bought a kid-friendly cartoon and ended up scarring her kids for life with adult entertainment, a Columbia University study that revealed hoes use Facebook just as much as housewives, and a joint study spearheaded by Purdue University that says Minority Report inspired the technology behind robot nurses obeying commands through hand gestures. (*mimes beating off*) Read more wackiness after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: Sweet Wheels, Navy Spice, Buy A Planet

    Today's WTF news items feature a car your girlfriend will want to put in her mouth, sailing the seven seas while high as a kite, and aliens slowly building their army across the galaxy to take us over. Read more after the jump!

  • Puppy Mail, State Farm Isn’t There, and Botox In Jail?

    Today's WTF news items prove chicks are just as bad as dudes, featuring a true champion of animal safety, a driver who thought she was in a State Farm commercial, and a drug cartel queen who's got the same last name as Mets outfielder so we're assuming she's a WAG. Read more about them after the jump!

  • James Franco 101, Professor I.P. Freely, Hamlet’s On Trial

    Today's WTF news items feature a new college course that is sure to be a hit with the ladies (and closet homosexuals), a college math professor who pees by the numbers, and a 400 year old homicide case that still has a hung jury. Read more after the jump!

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