COED would like to introducing you to the 10 hottest actresses who are doing their part to make the world a beautiful place -- bamboo panties and all! Jut try not going green after reading this.
http://www.moviescut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/the-other-guys.jpg Hey man, I don't claim to be a mystic or a psychic or teller of good fortunes but I did say Inception would rake in enough dough to surpass their budget on its way to a third consecutive week at #1. It edged Dinner for Schmucks while Charlie St. Fartface somehow slid in at #5 a mere $2k above P*ssypants McGee. This week's entries include cops, porn stars, street dancers, mafiosos, gay Neo-Nazis, adulterers, war, murder, puppy love, kidnappings, and mountain climbers. You put all THOSE in a movie and you've got yourself a seizure. Do you like the way it hurts? Read on...
For an old guy who is primarily known for wearing ugly sweaters and pushing jello on unsuspecting victims, Bill Cosby is one insane mo-fo. And even though he might have peaked over a decade ago, he still gets plenty of representation on hip, new places like Facebook. And Facebook isn't the only place he gets to be seen! The un-esteemed Actor Keenan Thompson gladly portrays our bro, Bill, on SNL.
Main drawback of blogging: over-saturation. Exhibit's A, 2, and D would be an internet wide boycott of A-list dime piece Megan Fox. A batch of male-oriented websites decided that August 4, 2009 would get its Pearl Harbor on and live in infamy as "Megan Fox Boycott Day". The intent was good--as fine as she is, Megan seems to get entirely too much ink at times. So on the surface, the boycott was warranted.
They’re beautiful. They’re fearless. They’re usually running frantically in slow-mo, allowing you to fully notice who didn’t wear a bra to the haunted house. But as the nightmare (on or off Elm Street) continues, you soon realize the women of horror movies all have something in common- great boobs, excellent asses…kinda lacking in the brains department, however.
Inception held at number one and is poised to easily surpass its budget of $160 million with this weekend's gross. Salt gave Inception a run for its money coming in at numero dos while Life After Wartime killed it on one screen taking in $30k+. This weekend's entries feature annoying dinner guests, little brother killing heartthrobs, Killing Fields, Hef, pussies and canines, hermits, gigolos, crime lords, and an underrated Lady Gaga song.
Harrison Ford is a Hollywood institution. He played Indiana Jones, banged Princess Leia, and spoke wookie. He's a credit to men everywhere. And part of his badassery is the fact that he can pretty much bitch slap you with his focused, steely glare. Not only did that testicle tearing stare scare the bad guys, but it might have scared success away from his co-stars.
Don’t act like I didn’t tell you Inception was going to plant the idea to go see Inception in your dreams. Sorcerer’s Apprentice came in...
Today we are traveling from St. Louis to Cincinnati to check out Great American Ballpark. To celebrate our triumphant arrival we’ve decided to post this...
Ah the celebrity sex tape. Right now it seems that if you've never had a sex tape, you've never been famous. The speculation of celebrities with sex tapes reads like a who's who of famous fornicators and the trend doesn't seem to be stopping any time soon. So today I give you a list of what some of the most notable tapes should have made and why.
Flanked by so many hot chicks, one can only assume that Mini-Me is packing a normal-sized... well, use your imagination. Or don't, it's probably better that way. Mini-Me is big pimpin' in these photos, and that's what makes all three feet of him better than you.
I'll admit, I'm a sucker for hopping back in time for an hour and reliving my youth. So in honor of our adolescent years, this blog is dedicated to an issue that is pertinent to just about any warm-blooded heterosexual male who grew up in the 90's and watched television or movies. Today I give you my top-ten list of hot female celebrities from the 90's who have all but disappeared from our lives.
Despicable Me eclipsed Eclipse at the B to the O last weekend, taking in $56 mil and averaging over $16k per theater. Predators slid in...
We do not always get the best wingman. But, just for the hell of it, imagine that we did get the wingman that we deserve. Imagine that things could happen like they do in the movies. Hell, I would be lying if I told you that I never imagined any one of the following movie characters stepping in to save my ass that lonely night at the party. Here are five film characters that would make absolutely kickass wingmen (ranked in order of kickassness):
Twilight Gaga Poo Poo Total Eclipse of My Fart won the box office over the holiday weekend. Last Airbender surprised a bunch of peeps, mostly those giving it a 4% fresh rating on RottenTomatoes.com. This weekend's entries feature producers/editors, moon thieves, fake babies, nukes, terrorist farmers, pink eye victims, The Last Airhead, and the world's angriest man. Previews go now!
Scarlett Johansson. She's so sexy you'd throw yourself in traffic and be okay with the damage you did to yourself. She's the kind of lady that your actual lady would be okay with you oogling over and she's daring enough to take roles that show that she's more than an ungodly pretty face. And she'll make out with Sandra Bullock . And now: SHE'S NUDE! ALL NATURAL, BABY!
This week features vampires battling werewolves battling acne, directional farters, horrible spellers, married brothel owners, and great directors. Tweens in 3...2...1...
Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he's not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood's A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.
Will he leave? Will he stay? The courtship of Lebron James is in full throttle and sports fans across the nation are eagerly anticipating a hint as to where King James might be building his next castle. But the real question is, why the hell should he keep playing anywhere? Sure he doesn't have any championships, but LBJ does have ooddles of money -- so why not give something else a go?
Has Megan Fox jumped the shark!? Is she going the way of George Clooney in terms of monster star power that doesn't translate to bookoo cash at the box office? Jonah Hex did worse than the subpar performing "Prince of Persia" and just narrowly edged "Killers". KILLERS! The Karate Kid and A-Team each dropped a slot while Get Him To The Greek rocked past Shrek 4eva.
Most people will tell you that female comedians aren't funny - any of them. Even comic greats, like John Belushi and Chevy Chase said women aren't funny. Christopher Hitchens wrote an article about it for Vanity Fair. But we don't think women aren't funny. We think these women aren't funny. In fact, they're so unfunny, they almost make Dane Cook seem like a comic genius.
Suck me sideways. 2010's version of Karate Kid destroyed the competition including the highly anticipated film adaptation of the hit TV series, A-Team. It faced Face, rampaged Rampage, clocked Murdoch, and ate Hannibal with some Brett Favre beans and a nice chianti. Did not see that coming. This week's entries include prostitutes, prostitutes, women who prostitute themselves, women who may be sold into prostitution, gay marriage, and... screw it, what's the point anyway? Oh wait, there's a doc that answers that? Okay, read on!
When puttering around the back of some dive video store on a lonely Friday night or surfing the 'net for some self-love aides, sometimes one can become very selective. Sure, you can search for boobs or any number of fetishes from feet (shrimpin'?) to bondage to BBW, but sometimes that's not good enough. Sometimes, it's a movie's title that sucks you in. The following ten porn movie titles probably won't move the needle and should be avoided at all costs.
There's absolutely no point in killing off a movie character who has no name recognition. We're more into killing off the big name movie stars like Drew Barrymore. And if we're super into seeing A-list stars get murdered in movies, we're also way into fantasizing about hanging out with these movie losers. Of course we're only hanging out with them if they promise to stop blasting the 5 most overrated movie songs on their walkmans.
For some unknown reason, most girls have some kind of aversion to watching manly movies. Likewise, we manly men are fatally allergic to chick flicks...