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  • Movies This Week: July 2nd, 2010

    Movies This Week: July 2nd, 2010

    This week features vampires battling werewolves battling acne, directional farters, horrible spellers, married brothel owners, and great directors. Tweens in 3...2...1...

  • Top 7 Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns

    Top 7 Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns

    Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he's not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood's A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.

  • 10 Things Lebron James Should Do Next Season Other Than Play Basketball

    10 Things Lebron James Should Do Next Season Other Than Play Basketball

    Will he leave? Will he stay? The courtship of Lebron James is in full throttle and sports fans across the nation are eagerly anticipating a hint as to where King James might be building his next castle. But the real question is, why the hell should he keep playing anywhere? Sure he doesn't have any championships, but LBJ does have ooddles of money -- so why not give something else a go?

  • Movies This Week: June 25th, 2010

    Movies This Week: June 25th, 2010

    Has Megan Fox jumped the shark!? Is she going the way of George Clooney in terms of monster star power that doesn't translate to bookoo cash at the box office? Jonah Hex did worse than the subpar performing "Prince of Persia" and just narrowly edged "Killers". KILLERS! The Karate Kid and A-Team each dropped a slot while Get Him To The Greek rocked past Shrek 4eva.

  • 10 Female Comedians Who Are Almost as Funny as Dane Cook

    10 Female Comedians Who Are Almost as Funny as Dane Cook

    Most people will tell you that female comedians aren't funny - any of them. Even comic greats, like John Belushi and Chevy Chase said women aren't funny. Christopher Hitchens wrote an article about it for Vanity Fair. But we don't think women aren't funny. We think these women aren't funny. In fact, they're so unfunny, they almost make Dane Cook seem like a comic genius.

  • Movies This Week: June 18th, 2010

    Movies This Week: June 18th, 2010

    Suck me sideways. 2010's version of Karate Kid destroyed the competition including the highly anticipated film adaptation of the hit TV series, A-Team. It faced Face, rampaged Rampage, clocked Murdoch, and ate Hannibal with some Brett Favre beans and a nice chianti. Did not see that coming. This week's entries include prostitutes, prostitutes, women who prostitute themselves, women who may be sold into prostitution, gay marriage, and... screw it, what's the point anyway? Oh wait, there's a doc that answers that? Okay, read on!

  • 10 Porn Movies You Don’t Want To See (Based On Titles)

    10 Porn Movies You Don’t Want To See (Based On Titles)

    When puttering around the back of some dive video store on a lonely Friday night or surfing the 'net for some self-love aides, sometimes one can become very selective. Sure, you can search for boobs or any number of fetishes from feet (shrimpin'?) to bondage to BBW, but sometimes that's not good enough. Sometimes, it's a movie's title that sucks you in. The following ten porn movie titles probably won't move the needle and should be avoided at all costs.

  • 7 Awesomely Shocking Movie Deaths

    7 Awesomely Shocking Movie Deaths

    There's absolutely no point in killing off a movie character who has no name recognition. We're more into killing off the big name movie stars like Drew Barrymore. And if we're super into seeing A-list stars get murdered in movies, we're also way into fantasizing about hanging out with these movie losers. Of course we're only hanging out with them if they promise to stop blasting the 5 most overrated movie songs on their walkmans.

  • 5 Ways to Get Her to Watch (And Enjoy) Action Flicks

    5 Ways to Get Her to Watch (And Enjoy) Action Flicks

    For some unknown reason, most girls have some kind of aversion to watching manly movies.  Likewise, we manly men are fatally allergic to chick flicks...

  • Top 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2011

    Top 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2011

    COED's Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 hailed the film adaptation of "Arrested Development" as the most eagerly awaited release. Talk about your all-time c*cktease. Looking at this year's tentative slate of box office hopefuls, you might think Hollywood is unoriginal. Even with with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley replacing Megan Fox, Transformers 3 has no chance of erasing the soiled diaper that was Revenge of the Fallen.

  • Movies This Week: June 11th, 2010

    Movies This Week: June 11th, 2010

    Guitar riff. Black van with red stripe blasting through some bushes. Mohawk. Disguises. Guns. Bigger Guns. Tanks falling from the sky. Helicopters. Cigars clenched by the strongest set of mandibles ever. If you have a problem. If no one else can help. You can call on ... THE A-TEAM. Man, has this been a long time coming.

  • A-Team: The Movie – There Is No Plan B!

    A-Team: The Movie – There Is No Plan B!

    In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Now they're back in action again with an all new cast (George Peppard RIP) for the brand spanking new A-Team Movie, due to hit screens on June 11, 2010.

  • 10 Movies That Will Get You Laid

    10 Movies That Will Get You Laid

    Having a girl over to watch a movie -- it really is an ancient knob on the door leading into the ecstasy of sex. If you pick the wrong movie to watch with her your balls might end up feeling blue. Here is a list of ten movies that will do anything but blue your balls. In fact, they will most likely get you laid.

  • The 9 Funniest Comedians to Die in Their Prime [VIDEO]

    The 9 Funniest Comedians to Die in Their Prime [VIDEO]

    It takes a true talent to manufacture a laugh out of a buzz kill. Like death: if you go too far, it's seen as insensitive; don't go far enough and you're too sensitive (i.e. "too soon" jokes). Many a comic has been booed off a stage before his set is up (in this metaphor, "booing" is dying and "the end of the set" is death...try and keep up). Too many comics have bit the big one before we, and they, were ready for them to die.

  • How The World Will End (According to the Movies)

    How The World Will End (According to the Movies)

    Apocalypse. A nasty little word that conjures the thought of everything from fire and brimstone to cosmic collisions. Scientists talk about it, religious leaders preach about it, and the movies... well that's where the end-of-the-world theory really goes from the mildly comprehensible to wildly implausible. The environment, mad science, aliens, Satan, and asteroids are all great arch villains for films of this sort.

  • Top 9 Craig Robinson Internet Moments

    Top 9 Craig Robinson Internet Moments

    Craig Robinson has been known to steal a scene or two on the long running NBC comedy, The Office, the dick bouncer from Knocked Up or in his latest theatrical undertaking, Hot Tub Time Machine. This summer he'll be hosting NBC's "Last Comic Standing" which means he's about to be all the rage. Get to know him now before he makes it big.

  • Freakin’ Hot or Freakshow?

    Freakin’ Hot or Freakshow?

    At first glance, these super hotties seem perfectly normal - in fact, they look a hell of a lot better than most people. But take a closer look and you realize they're more like something from the Coney Island Freak Show than world-famous sex symbols. From nubby thumbs to cyborg bellies, these five beauties put the "freak" in "Freakin' hot!"

  • Movies This Week: May 28th, 2010

    Movies This Week: May 28th, 2010

    Well, uh... hmmph. Ummm, jeez. MacGruber, man. I mean. What the hell happened? Best SNL film since Wayne's World and you debut at #6? Media sources everywhere are calling it an "unmitigated bomb." Pretty rough considering it's almost made back its entire budget already in three days. I admit, I didn't help the cause by not buying a ticket, but come on. I can't buy 600,000 tickets.

  • 7 Celebrities Saved By The Hair Club For Men (PICS)

    7 Celebrities Saved By The Hair Club For Men (PICS)

    Even though going bald in a natural part of life for men (and unfortunate women), these multimillionaire celebrities try to defy their genetics with expensive hair transplant surgeries. But sometimes money can't solve everything and you're stuck with hair transplants that make going the toupee route look good. Here are 7 celebrities who should probably get a refund for their plugs...or at the very least invest in a hat.

  • Batman’s Cinematic Evolution

    Batman’s Cinematic Evolution

    Ever since Bob Kane created this character, it has been a favorite with many comic book readers as well as movie-goers who wished to see the Caped Crusader. Here is the list of all those portrayals along the years starting from the very beginning.

  • The Real Campuses Behind The Top 19 College Movies Of All Time

    The Real Campuses Behind The Top 19 College Movies Of All Time

    If you’ve been to college then you love college movies. Anything that reminds you of getting wasted, hitting on girls or even being late for class has a special place in your student-heart. But where did the production crews venture to make these college classics? Why, actual colleges, of course! To give you a behind-the-scenes look, we’ve compiled found all the real campuses behind the best college films of all time.

  • 5 Chick Flicks Guys Love to Watch

    5 Chick Flicks Guys Love to Watch

    Chick flicks can be brutal movies. After all they all basically the same story line in every single one. But, every once in a while, creators throw guys a break, providing some comedic and entertaining parts just for guys. It's like someone out there knows that in the middle of a theater of crying girls, there sits one miserable boyfriend.

  • Robin Hood: Men In Fights

    Robin Hood: Men In Fights

    There are certain personalities that command a great deal of attention. Characters that no matter how many times you speak of them, people still want to hear more. Legends that take on several different forms and shapes but yet remain the same at their very core. Everyone has a strong opinion on these archetypes even though the basic framework is already in place and their position within society and folklore are set in stone. Same holds true for Robin Hood.

  • Movies This Week: May 21st, 2010

    Movies This Week: May 21st, 2010

    MACGRUBER! HE'S GOT A NEW MOVIE, IT OPENS THIS WEEKEND! MACGRUBER! HE MIGHT GET NAKED AND SWEAR UP A STORM! MACGRUBER! LET'S HOPE IT'S NOT LIKE SUPERSTAR! MACGRUUUUUUBER! Ever since they announced this bad boy was in the works.

  • 5 Funniest War Propaganda Films Ever Made

    5 Funniest War Propaganda Films Ever Made

    Movies and war go together like Britney Spears and Cheetos. Like Jon Gosselin and douchebaggery. When there's a war going on, chances are someone out there is making propaganda films for it. Here are clips of five of the funniest propaganda films ever made.

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