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  • 15 Actors Who Should Star In The Expendables 2

    15 Actors Who Should Star In The Expendables 2

    After the early success of The Expendables, it's only natural that word of a sequel is already out. Everyone will have their speculations as to what actors should join the greatest action ensemble ever, including me. Although there are numerous unknowns who've cut their teeth in dozens of action flicks, The Expendables 2 deserves more household names and faces to share the explosions and fighting that gave every man with a pair a grin from ear to ear. Hopefully Arnold (if politically possible) and Bruce will get more screen time in the sequel, but the following actors should definitely be considered for major roles regardless.

  • 24 Totally Unrealistic Sex Scenes in Movies

    24 Totally Unrealistic Sex Scenes in Movies

    If you're a virgin and you exclusively watch porn, oh boy, are you in for a surprise come prom night. People criticize porn for heightening expectations to near unattainable levels, but mainstream Hollywood doesn't really do much of a better job keeping expectations in check. However, most movies with sex scenes tend to glorify the act, which we have absolutely no issue with. We just don't think the following sex scenes should get any screen time at the next sex ed class.

  • 5 Classic Adult Films That Made History

    5 Classic Adult Films That Made History

    Pornography used to be illegal in the United States. Hard to imagine, but true. Like a world without flowers, pretty birds, or Megan Fox, the world without porn was a cold and ugly place. But thankfully something happened to change that: millions of stoned hippies getting naked, annihilating cultural taboos, and initiating a sexual revolution that some would say culminated in the 1970's when feature pornos were actually taken as serious cinema.

  • Jennifer Aniston Topless and Uncensored (PICS)

    Jennifer Aniston Topless and Uncensored (PICS)

    Breaking Jennifer Aniston News! And no it's not about her on-again-off-again PR campaign to be linked to various eligible bachelors. She's going topless in Judd Apatow's new comedy "Wanderlust" in hopes of cementing her spot as America's hottest over-40 actress. While we've seen the goods before in leaked photos topless scene from "The Break Up," we're still pretty psyched about seeing them on the big screen again. Too excited and filled with Wanderlust to wait? Click here to see the NSFW set photos now.

  • Movies This Week: August 27th, 2010

    Movies This Week: August 27th, 2010

    Vampires Suck surprisingly didn't suck at the box office, sucking its way to numero dos. Proof yet again that America can't get enough of Twilight even when it's mocked for 90 minutes straight. Lottery Ticket didn't really hit the jackpot but still beat out Piranha 3D, which WILL HAVE A SEQUEL despite coming in at #6. I don't think that's ever happened in the history of flesh-eating fish pics. Nanny McFartface banged her way to the eight slot right under The Switch.

  • 9 Comedians Who Should’ve Bought the Farm Before Their Careers Did

    9 Comedians Who Should’ve Bought the Farm Before Their Careers Did

    Too often in the entertainment industry, great talents are taken from this world before they have a chance for their careers to fully flourish. Unfortunately for others, the exact opposite happens - their careers got so big, they didn't know when to quit. Not that they weren't great in their day, but somewhere along the way, things took a turn for the worst. So instead of letting them continue to pollute the airwaves with over-confident garbage, we thought we'd give these 9 comedians a heads-up with The 9 Comedians Who Should've Bought the Farm Before Their Careers Did.

  • 5 Sweet Rock Star Movie Appearances

    5 Sweet Rock Star Movie Appearances

    Okay, I’ll admit that musicians aren’t necessarily the best actors (hell, a lot of actors aren’t always the best actors), but that doesn’t change the...

  • The Girls of Piranha 3D [Photos]

    The Girls of Piranha 3D [Photos]

    Once in a long while, a film comes along that is so emotionally moving that it restores hope and faith in all humanity. Piranha 3D is not that film, but as Yahoo! news describes it, "It's Bloody Awesome." This film is getting insanely good reviews by the nation's top critics and is being dubbed as what 3D is meant to be. And we couldn't agree more. I mean, with this stunningly sexy cast of some of the most beautiful girls in Hollywood / the adult film industry, alongside an absurd amount of sex and gore thrown gratuitously in your face... and in 3D!?!?!

  • Movies This Week: August 20, 2010

    Movies This Week: August 20, 2010

    Expendables shot its way to #1 whlie Eat Pray Queef ate prayed and queefed its way into the second slot. Scott Pilgrim failed to conquer...

  • 10 Movies About Video Games That Don’t Suck

    10 Movies About Video Games That Don’t Suck

    It's well established that movies based on video games are terrible -- I'm looking at you, Tara Reid. But what about movies about video games? Here are the top ten movies about video games that don't epically fail:

  • Nice Guy Johnny is the Indie Every Guy Should See [VIDEO]

    Nice Guy Johnny is the Indie Every Guy Should See [VIDEO]

    Nice Guy Johnny, written and directed by Edward Burns, answers the question on everyone's mind. How far would you go for love? Are you willing to quit a job you're passionate about so that you can make more money for your family? What would you give up to be with your significant other forever? Follow Johnny  as he makes the real world decision that too many people are forced to make. Oh, and it doesn't hurt the film that the two lead actors are incredibly good looking. Nice Guy Johnny is set for digital release on October 26th on iTunes, Amazon and VOD.

  • Go the Distance to See This Movie

    Go the Distance to See This Movie

    Chances are that more than a few of you have committed yourselves to a long distance relationship. Cue the lonely nights, the drunk dials, the mostly-failed attempts at phone sex (or for those abroad- - Skype sex). Sure, the fist few weeks won’t be so bad. You’ll hang out with your single friends at the bar and mock their embarrassing hook ups. Pretty soon, though, you’ll be wishing you could fall into bed with something other than beer bloat and a hot pocket.

  • Movies This Week: August 13th, 2010

    Movies This Week: August 13th, 2010

    With only a few weeks left of Summer, 2010 has been pretty much a sh*t year for film. But before we write this year off as totally unsalvageable, a couple movies opening this weekend have big potential. The Expendables and Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World might just have what it takes to kick 2010 back into gear. Finger crossed.

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. The World FTW!

    Scott Pilgrim vs. The World FTW!

    We didn't get to attend Comic-con, but we still heard all the buzz about Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World here in NYC. Earlier this week COED was lucky enough to attend a screening of Scott Pilgrim, however, and we must admit that the buzz isn't just hype: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is pure pop-culture cinematic bliss.

  • 10 Pre-2000′s Movies Every Guy Must See

    10 Pre-2000′s Movies Every Guy Must See

    Sequels, Remakes, Reboots and "Reimaginationings" have been Hollywood's bread and butter over the past decade, however movies like 2008's Rambo and Alien vs. Predator wouldn't exist without the original classics from the decades before it. If you're a guy and haven't seen these movies, you better speed, shoot, fight or explode yourself to your local Blockbuster, add them to your Netflix Queue or find them on eBay because they're all must sees.

  • 10 Hottest Eco-Friendly Actresses

    10 Hottest Eco-Friendly Actresses

    COED would like to introducing you to the 10 hottest actresses who are doing their part to make the world a beautiful place -- bamboo panties and all! Jut try not going green after reading this.

  • Movies This Week: August 6th, 2010

    Movies This Week: August 6th, 2010

    http://www.moviescut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/the-other-guys.jpg Hey man, I don't claim to be a mystic or a psychic or teller of good fortunes but I did say Inception would rake in enough dough to surpass their budget on its way to a third consecutive week at #1. It edged Dinner for Schmucks while Charlie St. Fartface somehow slid in at #5 a mere $2k above P*ssypants McGee. This week's entries include cops, porn stars, street dancers, mafiosos, gay Neo-Nazis, adulterers, war, murder, puppy love, kidnappings, and mountain climbers. You put all THOSE in a movie and you've got yourself a seizure. Do you like the way it hurts? Read on...

  • Bill Cosby is One Insane Mo-Fo

    Bill Cosby is One Insane Mo-Fo

    For an old guy who is primarily known for wearing ugly sweaters and pushing jello on unsuspecting victims, Bill Cosby is one insane mo-fo. And even though he might have peaked over a decade ago, he still gets plenty of representation on hip, new places like Facebook. And Facebook isn't the only place he gets to be seen! The un-esteemed Actor Keenan Thompson gladly portrays our bro, Bill, on SNL.

  • Remembering Megan Fox Boycott Day

    Remembering Megan Fox Boycott Day

    Main drawback of blogging: over-saturation. Exhibit's A, 2, and D would be an internet wide boycott of A-list dime piece Megan Fox. A batch of male-oriented websites decided that August 4, 2009 would get its Pearl Harbor on and live in infamy as "Megan Fox Boycott Day". The intent was good--as fine as she is, Megan seems to get entirely too much ink at times. So on the surface, the boycott was warranted.

  • How To Be A Horror Movie Scream Queen

    How To Be A Horror Movie Scream Queen

    They’re beautiful. They’re fearless. They’re usually running frantically in slow-mo, allowing you to fully notice who didn’t wear a bra to the haunted house. But as the nightmare (on or off Elm Street) continues, you soon realize the women of horror movies all have something in common- great boobs, excellent asses…kinda lacking in the brains department, however.

  • Movies This Week: July 30th, 2010

    Movies This Week: July 30th, 2010

    Inception held at number one and is poised to easily surpass its budget of $160 million with this weekend's gross. Salt gave Inception a run for its money coming in at numero dos while Life After Wartime killed it on one screen taking in $30k+. This weekend's entries feature annoying dinner guests, little brother killing heartthrobs, Killing Fields, Hef, pussies and canines, hermits, gigolos, crime lords, and an underrated Lady Gaga song.

  • Harrison Ford Facial Generator

    Harrison Ford Facial Generator

    Harrison Ford is a Hollywood institution. He played Indiana Jones, banged Princess Leia, and spoke wookie. He's a credit to men everywhere. And part of his badassery is the fact that he can pretty much bitch slap you with his focused, steely glare. Not only did that testicle tearing stare scare the bad guys, but it might have scared success away from his co-stars.

  • Movies This Week: July 23rd, 2010

    Movies This Week: July 23rd, 2010

    Don’t act like I didn’t tell you Inception was going to plant the idea to go see Inception in your dreams. Sorcerer’s Apprentice came in...

  • Cininnati Reds Great Pete Rose Meets Bruno

    Cininnati Reds Great Pete Rose Meets Bruno

    Today we are traveling from St. Louis to Cincinnati to check out Great American Ballpark. To celebrate our triumphant arrival we’ve decided to post this...

  • 10 Celebrity Sex Tapes That Should Have Made Millions

    10 Celebrity Sex Tapes That Should Have Made Millions

    Ah the celebrity sex tape. Right now it seems that if you've never had a sex tape, you've never been famous. The speculation of celebrities with sex tapes reads like a who's who of famous fornicators and the trend doesn't seem to be stopping any time soon. So today I give you a list of what some of the most notable tapes should have made and why.

  • 28 Reasons Mini-Me is a Pimp (PICS)

    28 Reasons Mini-Me is a Pimp (PICS)

    Flanked by so many hot chicks, one can only assume that Mini-Me is packing a normal-sized... well, use your imagination. Or don't, it's probably better that way. Mini-Me is big pimpin' in these photos, and that's what makes all three feet of him better than you.

  • 10 Sexy 90’s Babes Who Disappeared Off the Face of the Earth

    10 Sexy 90’s Babes Who Disappeared Off the Face of the Earth

    I'll admit, I'm a sucker for hopping back in time for an hour and reliving my youth. So in honor of our adolescent years, this blog is dedicated to an issue that is pertinent to just about any warm-blooded heterosexual male who grew up in the 90's and watched television or movies. Today I give you my top-ten list of hot female celebrities from the 90's who have all but disappeared from our lives.

  • Movies This Week: July 16th, 2010

    Movies This Week: July 16th, 2010

    Despicable Me eclipsed Eclipse at the B to the O last weekend, taking in $56 mil and averaging over $16k per theater. Predators slid in...

  • 5 Movie Characters Who Would Make Kickass Wingmen

    5 Movie Characters Who Would Make Kickass Wingmen

    We do not always get the best wingman. But, just for the hell of it, imagine that we did get the wingman that we deserve. Imagine that things could happen like they do in the movies. Hell, I would be lying if I told you that I never imagined any one of the following movie characters stepping in to save my ass that lonely night at the party. Here are five film characters that would make absolutely kickass wingmen (ranked in order of kickassness):

  • Movies This Week: July 9th, 2010

    Movies This Week: July 9th, 2010

    Twilight Gaga Poo Poo Total Eclipse of My Fart won the box office over the holiday weekend. Last Airbender surprised a bunch of peeps, mostly those giving it a 4% fresh rating on RottenTomatoes.com. This weekend's entries feature producers/editors, moon thieves, fake babies, nukes, terrorist farmers, pink eye victims, The Last Airhead, and the world's angriest man. Previews go now!

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