Booze + Food

14 hours ago

Subway’s Pulled Pork & Fritos Sandwich Is A Crime Against Humanity

If you’ve ever read an article of mine, particularly about fast food, you’ll know I’m quite the hater. I haven’t...

18 hours ago

Sierra Nevada Brewery Announces 36-State Recall Of 8 Different Beers

Tough blow for one of the better beer brands out there. Sierra Nevada’s pale ale is one of the most...

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Jan 13, 2017

12-Year-Olds Are Now Holding Each Other At Gunpoint Over McNuggets

Before this article goes anywhere, let’s get one thing clear: McDonald’s is the worst of the big three fast food...

Jan 12, 2017

Apparently Alcohol ‘Makes Bad Memories Stronger,’ Thus Ruining The Only Reason I Drink

This guy? Yeah, that’s me. This was around my junior year of college when I was living in a frat...

Jan 11, 2017

RIP Conrad’s Grill: The G.O.A.T. Late Night Food Spot At Michigan State University

Conrad’s Grill is a Michigan State drunk food staple. The odds are that in your four (+) years as a...

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Dec 31, 2016

New Year’s Eve Memes 2017: Best Memes & Funniest Images

The blazing dumpster fire that was 2016 is mercifully coming to a close. We are finally approaching the finish line...

WATCH: Shelby Bay Rings In The New Year With A Champagne Shower

2016 has been full of gut punches and heartbreak, but I’ve got a great feeling that there are blue skies...

Dec 30, 2016

Business Is Booming For Bombshells Breastaurants Thanks To Trump Winning The Election

Bombshells is a chain of restaurants with a simple but very effective premise. They have attractive females wear skimpy, military-themed...

Dec 29, 2016

At Long Last, Someone Has Finally Made Shower Beers Specifically For The Shower

Science has proven that there’s no better way of preparing for a night out than with a shower beer or...

Dec 29, 2016

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Dec 29, 2016

More Awful News In 2016: Inventor Of Red Solo Cup Passed Away

2016 keeps kicking our asses, as it was reported today that the inventor of the legendary red Solo cup passed...

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Dec 27, 2016

WATCH: Norwegian Maniac Skates In Bathing Suit, Falls Through Ice, Chugs Vodka

51-year-old Tor Eckhoff of Vestfold County in Norway really LOVES the cold. And I cannot stress those all caps enough....

Dec 22, 2016

The Drunkest State in the US Won’t Surprise You Because Drinking Is The Only Thing To Do There

The CDC has published a map of aAmerica that shows what percentage of that state’s population are considered binge drinkers,...

Dec 21, 2016

Detroit Just Became America’s Greatest City, Will Get World’s First IHOP/Applebee’s Combo

Who would have ever thought we’d be sitting her being jealous of Detroit? Cause trust me, there are few things...

Dec 21, 2016

Man Suing McDonalds For A Reason That We Can All Agree Is Legitimate

James Gertie might be the first person in the past twenty years to be suing McDonald’s for a reason that...

Dec 19, 2016

WATCH: Gigi Paris Eats Candy Cane In Extremely Provocative Fashion

Gigi Paris is the latest model to provocatively eat food for Chris Applebaum. Watch Gigi go to town on a...

Dec 15, 2016

Stone Cold Steve Austin Opens Up About His Illustrious Beer Chugging

Everybody who watched WWE back in its Attitude glory days fondly remembers Stone Cold Steve Austin chugging beers in the...

Dec 12, 2016

This Weekend’s NCAA Men’s Soccer Championship With Pizza Hut Was Wild

Back in October, we interviewed Duke legend and 13-year NBA vet Shane Battier. He talked about his 2001 NCAA Championship...

Dec 8, 2016

WATCH: All Hell Breaks Loose In Waffle House Fight

Waffle House is pretty much known for two things: serving breakfast and being home to some of the greatest fights...

Dec 8, 2016

Oakland Raiders Fans Wiped Out A Plane’s Entire Supply Of Alcohol

Oakland Raiders fans are known for being goddamn maniacs, and according to Bay Area News Group’s Raiders beat writer Jimmy...

Dec 8, 2016

Win A Trip To The CFP National Championship Game From Dos Equis

For the first time ever, Dos Equis is the Official Beer Sponsor of the College Football Playoff. To celebrate the...

Dec 8, 2016

WATCH: Bryana Holly + Whipped Cream Is A Match Made In Heaven

Chris Applebaum is back with another extraordinary series of Instagram videos of a gorgeous model eating food in absurdly sexy...

Nov 30, 2016

WATCH: Tiffany Keller Makes A Damn Mess Eating A Mango

Chris Applebaum is churning out videos of models sensually chowing down on food at a rapid pace, and I still...

Nov 30, 2016

WATCH: Napoleon Dynamite & Pedro Are Back In New Burger King Commercial

Burger King is bringing back their delicious Cheesy Tots for a limited time, and what better way to announce their...

Nov 30, 2016

The Dude Who Invented The Big Mac Died, Unfortunately Didn’t Bring McDonald’s With Him

First things first, dying sucks so thoughts and prayers to his family. He was 98 and lived longer than most...

Nov 25, 2016

WATCH: Juliana Herz Eats Turkey In The Sexiest Way Imaginable

After watching your senile grandmother’s dentures fall out while she was trying to eat pecan pie, you deserve a nice...

Nov 25, 2016

Golden Bud Light Cans Give You Something Much Better Than A Candy Factory Visit

Since Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, everyone’s associated golden tickets with winning. Bud Light’s not trying to change any of...

Nov 24, 2016

Power Ranking The Top 5 Thanksgiving Dinner Side Dishes

It’s here people. Arguably the best day of the American year, Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is a day for food, beer, football,  ...

Nov 21, 2016

Woman Gets Physical With Bouncer After He Wouldn’t Accept Slice Of Pizza As Form Of ID

A 21-year-old woman was trying to tear up the dance floor at Bistro 63 at the Monkey Bar last Thursday...

Nov 18, 2016

Based On Their Bar Tab, The Founding Fathers Were Hungover AF When Signing The Constitution

When the Founding Fathers went out to drink, they did not come to play! Seriously, in one night, they could...

Nov 18, 2016

There Is A Food Theme Park Opening In Italy Where Presumably All Your Dreams Will Come True

Okay, so, I’ve written almost 1500 articles for COED, but this one right here, this may be my favorite. These...

Nov 16, 2016

National Fast Food Day: The Top 5 Iconic Fast Food Chains By State

Finally, an Internet holiday that I can support. November 16 is known as National Fast Food Day. How does one...

Nov 15, 2016

WATCH: Man Breaks Into Towson, Maryland Pizza Place & Takes Off All Of His Clothes

On Thursday, November 10 at 6:00 A.M., a man broke into Slice Pizza in Towson, Maryland. He got into the...

Nov 15, 2016

WATCH: University Of South Dakota Gets After It During Dakota Days

The University of South Dakota sure knows how to celebrate homecoming. According to the school’s website, South Dakota Day was...

Nov 15, 2016

Man Arrested For Attacking His Boyfriend With Ramen Noodles

40-year-old Michael Herrick of Pinellas Park, Florida has quite the rap sheet, as he’s been previously convicted for grand theft,...

Nov 15, 2016

Taco Bell Needs To Get The F*ck Out Of Here With This ‘Taco Bell Cantina’ On The Las Vegas Strip

There are few people who hate on Taco Bell harder than your boy right here. I can’t wrap my head...

Nov 15, 2016

WATCH: Norwegian Man Celebrates First Snow By Running Around In Underwear & Chugging Booze

I think that everybody has their own snow routines. Some people like to go skiing or snowboarding, while others enjoy...

Nov 10, 2016

Pizza Hut Is Giving Away An Xbox One S Every Hour Until Christmas Eve

Pizza lovers and gamers, rejoice! Pizza Hut and Xbox have joined forces to make this a very special holiday season....

Nov 10, 2016

WATCH: Action Bronson Blazes Wings and Vapes On New Episode of ‘Hot Ones’

The “Hot Ones” wing challenge series is one of my favorite shows on YouTube. Action Bronson is one of my...

Nov 9, 2016

WATCH: Kara Del Toro Eating Donuts Is Absurdly Hot

Model Kara Del Toro chowed down on some delicious donuts in a series of videos she posted to her Instagram....

Nov 8, 2016

OKAY TIME TO PANIC: Bacon May Be Messing Up Your Sperm

Wow. Devastating new study here from Fertility and Sterility. Thought the election was the worst news of your day? WRONG....

Nov 1, 2016

WATCH: Ohio University’s HallOUween Block Party Was Nuts

By now, everyone knows how hard Ohio University goes for Halloween. Their raging is practically as synonymous with the holiday...

Oct 31, 2016

George Clooney’s Halloween Party Was Full Of Beautiful Babes In Costumes

Over the weekend, George Clooney threw his annual Halloween party for his Casamigos Tequila brand that he owns with Rande...

Oct 31, 2016

Power Ranking The Top 5 Halloween Candies

Before Halloween was all about slutty costumes and getting shitfaced, it was about the candy, the sweets, the sugar high....

Oct 28, 2016

WATCH: Kylie Jenner Making Lasagna Is Way Hotter Than It Should Be

While we learned earlier today that taking topless Snapchat photos and driving drunk is highly dangerous, taking sexy Snaps and...

Oct 24, 2016

Awesome News: Girl Scout Cookie Cereals Are Coming In January Of 2017

General Mills is getting ready to change the cereal game forever with limited edition Girl Scout cookie cereals. Starting in...

Oct 21, 2016

Canadiens Fan Puts Nachos On Bathroom Floor, Is Certified Psychopath

I’ve seen a lot of disgusting things at sporting events over the years, but this takes the cake. A Montreal...

Oct 21, 2016

I Couldn’t Order Dinner On Seamless Last Night & Apparently It Was Because Of Hackers

Update–12:28 PM EST: The DDos attack has resumed and sites like Spotify, Amazon, Twitter, and GrubHub are back down. Ironically,...

Oct 18, 2016

WATCH: Kid Gets Busted With Fake ID, Grabs It Back, Hauls Ass Outta There

This past Saturday, a young man went into a liquor store to go on a beer run. He carried his...

Oct 18, 2016

WATCH: Fisherman Catches The Biggest Lobster You’ve Ever Seen

Over the weekend, fisherman Tristan Loescher reeled in the biggest damn lobster my eyes have ever had the pleasure of...

Oct 14, 2016

Restrictions On Cuban Cigars & Rum Are Finally Lifted

Barack Obama is finishing up his second and final term as President with a bang. He just came through in...

Oct 13, 2016

Is This The Unluckiest Beer Pong Play In The History Of Both Alcohol And Competition?

The close quarters of dorm room beer pong came back to bite this poor soul in the ass in the...

Oct 11, 2016

All These Clown Sightings Have Ronald McDonald Treading Lightly

I’ve had it up to here with all this clown bullsh*t. Every day it’s something new with these goddamn weirdos....

Oct 10, 2016

Here’s Another Health Benefit Of Drinking Beer With Hops In It

A new study shows that while drinking beer might not be good for your sobriety, the hops you find in...

Oct 7, 2016

Jared Cook Got A Very Unwanted Surprise With His Buffalo Wild Wings Order

Green Bay Packers tight end Jared Cook recently went to a Buffalo Wild Wings to get his grub on. BWW...

Oct 4, 2016

WATCH: Man Takes Bong Rip Of Carolina Reaper Pepper, Goes All Brazzers Instantly

Ted Barrus, known by his YouTube subscribers as “The Fire Breathing Idiot,” loves to consume the hottest peppers in the...

Sep 30, 2016

Hottest Women Of Oktoberfest 2016 [PHOTOS]

The 2016 edition of Oktoberfest is currently underway in Munich, Bavaria, Germany. The 16 to 18-day festival is the largest ...

Sep 27, 2016

Chick Orders Breadsticks From Domino’s, Finds $5000 Inside Box Instead

Nope. F*ck karma. Actually, does anything involving DOMINO’S PIZZA even deserve karma? Eating Domino’s is a sin in and of...

Sep 23, 2016

Fantastic News: Hangover-Free Alcohol Could Be Here By 2050

Finally, scientists are working on something that will actually contribute to society. No more wasting everyone’s time trying to save...

Sep 22, 2016

WATCH: The Most Unfair, Quickest Bouncer Knockout You’ll Ever See

Sometimes I see bouncers fighting drunk people and I think to myself “I really hope the bouncer gets it in...

Sep 21, 2016

You Will Never Guess Which Alcohol Is The Best To Drink If You Want To Avoid A Hangover

Think of all of the different types of alcohol you’ve consumed in your life, and think about which have given...

Sep 9, 2016

Rutgers University Researchers Debunk ‘5-Second Rule’ For Food Yet I Am Still Going To Swear By It

First things first, I went to Rutgers. Proudly. So first let me just say, you’re welcome. Science and what not,...

Sep 1, 2016

Kanye West Is Changing The Slushy Game While On Tour

Kanye West is currently embarking on the “Saint Pablo Tour,” which looks like an absolute blast to attend. Have you...

Aug 31, 2016

That Granola You Eat At Breakfast Is Actually Pretty Bad For You

As far as good breakfasts go, I’d say that yogurt parfaits, complete with granola and fresh fruits and berries, is...

Aug 28, 2016

VMA 2016 Live Stream: Watch MTV Video Music Awards Online

The 2016 MTV Video Music Awards will be held on tonight August 28, 2016 at Madison Square Garden in New York...

Aug 26, 2016

Ex-Game Of Thrones Star Jason Momoa AKA Khal Drogo Just Got His Own Guinness Beer

Jason Momoa is a mammoth actor who you’ll most likely recognize as Khal Drogo from Game of Thrones. But that’s...

Aug 17, 2016

WATCH: Lit AF Cigarette Smoking Australian Uses Keg To Break Into Bar, Predictably Fails Miserably

Dude, I’ve wanted a drink as a bad as the next guy, but this is next level. Where’d he get...

Aug 15, 2016

WATCH: Way Too Stoned Dude Rides His Horse In Taco Bell

To be clear, I don’t know if this guy is actually on drugs. My logic is A). most Taco Bell...

Aug 5, 2016

Irishman Hits For The Cycle Of Crime: Naked Dude Mows Into 5 Cars While Driving Drunk

Fun fact: this happened in my hometown. The town I group up in. The town I lost my virginity in....

Aug 5, 2016

WATCH: Three Old Ladies Who Never Got High Went To Amsterdam To Get Absolutely Zooted

Am I the only one who has wondered what it would be like to get high with someone from the...

Aug 2, 2016

These Are The Top 9 Unhealthiest Meals In America, And Naturally, They All Look Scrumptious

The Center for Science in the Public Interest has revealed the recipients of its 2016 Xtreme Eating Awards, AKA, the...

Aug 1, 2016

Marijuana Use Now More Common Among Teens Than Binge Drinking

If a teenager with no knowledge of his drinking limits gets way too wasted, he or she becomes a danger...

Jul 28, 2016

The Terrace Is An Awesome Beer Garden Coming To The Oregon State Beavers

Every stadium/arena knows that in order to make money, you’ve got to come up with great ways to sell drinks....

Jul 28, 2016

Chipotle Is Getting Into The Burger Game, So Start Clearing Your Bowels & Schedule Your Doctor’s Appointment Today

Attention mankind: Chipotle plans on opening their first burger restaurant. Please remain calm and find the nearest bomb shelter, and...

Jul 28, 2016

Bud Light Is Shining Bright At 25th Anniversary Show of Lollapalooza

In continuation of their Bud Light Music First program, North America’s most popular beer is helping to make Lollapalooza’s 25th...

Jul 23, 2016

WATCH: First Commercial Ever For Cannabis-Based Product Has Us Scared [VIDEO]

The party's impressively realistic, but this could still be an anti-drug PSA...

Jul 22, 2016

Secret Starbucks Menu: How To Order Hidden/Hacked Drinks

Starbucks is everyone’s favorite place to buy $8 lattes and frappuccinos, but even though you’ve probably been to the coffeehouse...

Jul 1, 2016

Brewery Ommegang Seven Kingdoms is What’s on Tap!

Yes, Craft beer pairs great with seasons and locations but what about TV? Well this weekend I am answering that...

Jul 1, 2016

Americans Drinking So Much Corona, We’ve Caused A Drought For Mexican Brewery’s City

Americans are drinking so much Corona, that we’re causing one of the Mexican cities where the beer is made to ...

Jun 29, 2016

WATCH: “Roomba Pong” Is The Official Drinking Game of 2016

It seems like every summer, some decently-intelligent, fun-loving degenerate comes up with a refreshing take on an older drinking game. ...