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WATCH: Guy With Death Wish Eats A Hot Pepper Every Time Ariana Grande Says “Um” During An Acceptance Speech

This guy may have bitten off a bit more than he can chew when he took up the Ariana Grande...

7 hours ago

National Junk Food Day 2017: Top 5 Sexiest Junk Food Videos Online

Super sexy women and junk food is a deadly, but delicious duo. These ladies show that stuffing your face with...

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15 hours ago

National Junk Food Day 2017 Memes: Best Jokes, Funny Photos & GIFs

Welcome to the tastiest time of the year. You’ve just stumbled upon National Junk Food Day, folks! Better call The...

15 hours ago

National Junk Food Day 2017: Here Are The Sexiest Junk Food GIFs On The Internet

Gorgeous women and greasy fast food make for a killer combo. Celebrate National Junk Food Day the right way, with...

Jul 20, 2017

OF COURSE You Want To Watch Cara Delevingne House Some Hot Wings

Does it get any better than Cara Delevinge? Gorgeous, subversive, badass, talented, British, hilarious, bi-sexual, music lover, KILLS the pixie...

Jul 20, 2017

Pussification Of America Not Yet Complete: People Still Prefer Beer Over Wine

Alcohol culture is a little upside down these days. Zima, the lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage introduced by the Coors Brewing...

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Jul 20, 2017

National Lollipop Day 2017 Memes: Best Jokes, Funny Photos & GIFs

Grab hold of that sucker because today is National Lollipop Day! If that type of candy gets you jollies, pick...

National Lollipop Day 2017: Here Are The Sexiest Lollipop GIFs On The Internet

Lollipops and beautiful women make a majestic combination. These sexy GIFs of ladies with lollies will probably leave your jaw...

Jul 20, 2017

National Daiquiri Day 2017 Memes: Best Jokes, Funny Photos, GIFs & Images

Happy National Daiquiri Day, folks! It’s probably a ridiculously early time to celebrate with a drink, but it’s never too...

Jul 19, 2017

National Hotdog Day Deals: Where & How To Get Free Hotdogs

National Hotdog Day is finally upon us. This holiday means deals galore for hotdog lovers all across the nation. Looking...

Jul 19, 2017

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Jul 18, 2017

National Sour Candy Day 2017 Memes: Best Jokes, Funny Photos, GIFs & Images

Welcome to National Sour Candy Day, folks! It’s a date dedicated to sour pusses all across the nation. Cheers to...

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Jul 18, 2017

National Caviar Day 2017 Memes: Best Jokes, Funny Photos, GIFs & Images

Welcome to National Caviar Day, folks! It’s a time dedicated to being a fancy f*ck and eating obscenely-expensive fish eggs....

Jul 15, 2017

Golf Pong Is Apparently A Thing, And Unsurprisingly, Justin Timberlake Is Amazing At It

Justin Timberlake is currently playing in the American Century Championship, as the celebrity golf tournament is running from July 14...

Jul 13, 2017

McDonald’s Apologizes For Poop Slide Incident In New Hampshire

McDonald’s has apologized to a mom whose 5-year-old son went down the slide and returned covered in feces. This sh*tty...

Jul 13, 2017

National French Fry Day Deals: Where & How To Get Free French Fries

National French Fry Day is finally upon us! This means French fry deal galore in many local eateries and fast...

Jul 13, 2017

National French Fry Day 2017 Memes: Best Jokes, Funny Photos, GIFs & Images

Welcome to National French Fry Day, folks! Thursday, July 13, 2017, is the official date set aside to celebrate America’s...

Jul 12, 2017

Eat Your Jello Day Memes: Best Jokes, Funny Photos, GIFs & Images

Welcome to Eat Your Jello Day, folks! It’s time to indulge in that gelatin and check out these flavorful memes....

Jul 11, 2017

National Mojito Day 2017 Memes: Best Jokes, Funny Photos & Images

Happy National Mojito Day, folks! It’s that time of the year specifically dedicated to celebrating this traditional Cuban highball. It’s...

Jul 10, 2017

National Piña Colada Day 2017 Memes: Best Jokes, Funny Photos & Images

Happy Piña Colada Day! But don’t get caught out in the rain. Stay inside and peep these dank memes. Did...

Jun 29, 2017

This Is Not A Drill: Chocolate Peanut Butter Twinkies Are Coming To Save The World

Maybe if Twinkies have the power to survive a nuclear holocaust they have the power to save the world in...

Jun 29, 2017

4th of July Games 2017: Top 5 Best Lawn Games To Play Now

With July 4th coming soon, people all over American are getting ready to celebrate. Rain or shine, backyards all over...

Jun 29, 2017

The 10 Best Tailgate Drinking Games to Enjoy This Summer

It’s summer 2017 baby, and it’s tailgate season. No matter what the occasion is that got you off the couch...

Jun 19, 2017

Guess How Much Rob Gronkowski Spent At The Club Last Night? Seriously, Try & Guess

New England Patriots star tight end Rob Gronkowski loves to party. As they say in Game of Thrones, “It is...

Jun 19, 2017

National Martini Day 2017 Memes: Funny Photos, Best Jokes & Images

National Martini Day is finally upon us! June 19th is that special day for those functioning alchies out there. Here’s...

Jun 14, 2017

National Bourbon Day 2017 Memes: Funny Photos, Best Jokes & Pictures

On June 14 the Official Spirit of America is recognized.  It is National Bourbon Day. Huzzah! This day is of...

Jun 12, 2017

The Houston Texans Cheerleaders Had a Bikini BBQ And I Think I’m Moving To Texas

Are you down because the weekend is over? It’s understandable, no one likes to say goodbye. But at least the...

Jun 12, 2017

National Jerky Day 2017 Memes: Best Jokes, Funny Photos & Images

It’s time to get your jerk on with these memes. Today, we celebrate beef jerky from the crack of dawn...

Jun 11, 2017

National Corn On The Cob Day 2017 Memes: Best Jokes, Funny Photos & Images

Happy National Corn on the Cob Day, folks! You’re gonna be sh*tting little yellow bits for weeks after you check...

Jun 8, 2017

Coming From A Dude Who HATES McDonald’s, This McFlurry Cookie IS LIT

I’ve written a lot of negative things about McDonald’s in my young career. I’ve called it the Devil’s kitchen. I’ve...

Jun 5, 2017

We Now Know What Beer Is Considered The Best In The World

It’s a question as old as time itself: what is the best beer in the world? Depending on how you...

Jun 2, 2017

National Donut Day 2017: Where & How To Get Free Donuts

National Donut Day is probably the favorite holiday of Homer Simpson and at least half the American police force. On...

May 31, 2017

McDonald’s, The Devil’s Kitchen, Is Unleashing A New Demon Upon The World

At this point, I’m starting to wonder if McDonald’s pays a room full of people just to sit around and...

May 28, 2017

National Burger Day 2017 Memes: Funny Photos, Best Jokes & Images

National Burger Day is right about to come to a close, so if you must meet that craving, rush out...

May 24, 2017

Hungry Lady Maced Three Wendy’s Employees Over French Fry Dispute

Eiram Chanel Amir Dixson is very particular when it comes to her french fries, as three Wendy’s employees in Coon...

May 22, 2017

Washington, D.C. Bar In Hot Water For Their ‘Pill Cosby’ Drink

Diet Starts Monday was originally a clothing brand, but they’ve now added a new component to their company. Co-founders Davin...

May 17, 2017

Georgia Man Arrested For Second Time In Three Months For Pork Chop Incidents

Terry Ball is a 29-year-old man from Athens, Georgia, who really f*cking loves pork chops. He loves them so much...

May 16, 2017

Move Over In-N-Out, America Has A New Favorite Burger Chain

Anyone who has ever eaten at In-N-Out knows the fast food chain has an absolutely banging burger. Seriously, that beef...

May 12, 2017

Pepsi’s Coming Out With A Cinnamon-Flavored Soda That Precisely No One Asked For

What’s the best way to bounce back from a devastating marketing campaign? Cinnamon, of course! So long, Kendall Jenner. Hello,...

May 9, 2017

What If I Told You That The Most Retweeted Tweet Of All Time Was About Wendy’s Chicken Nuggets?

A little over a month ago, a young, hustling gun named Carter Wilkerson hit up whoever was running the fire ...

May 9, 2017

Turns Out Matt Harvey Was Suspended For Celebrating Cinco de Mayo A Bit Too Much

I’m a Yankees fan, so you’ll have to excuse me for laughing at the currently under .500 New York Mets...

May 8, 2017

Denmark Brewery Using Human Piss In Beer…Seriously

I hate beer snobs. They’re like wine snobs that smell worse. Who cares what barley this beer has or how...

May 4, 2017

Bombay Sapphire Gin Recalled In Canada Because Alcohol Content Is Double What’s Advertised

At first, I thought this story was going to be about Bombay Sapphire recalling their gin because gin is f*cking...

May 3, 2017

Class Up Your Kentucky Derby Party With Cocktails Using 1893 Original Cola

The Kentucky Derby is truly fancy event, which is why you’ll bother to actually put on pants before going to...

Apr 27, 2017

Heineken From The Top Rope With Maybe The Best Commercial I’ve Ever Seen

I’ve also said that I believe that 90% of human beings are objectively good people and that they only become...

Apr 26, 2017

Hell Yes, Chipotle To Add Dessert To Their Menu

Chipotle continues to mount their comeback from those disastrous E. coli outbreaks, and their latest move to boost sales is...

Apr 26, 2017

Taco Bell Finally Does Something Coo…Ah, Nope, They’re Serving Beer In Canada, NOT America

Here’s a quick little anecdote for you to wrap your head around: an American company selling Mexican food will begin...

Apr 13, 2017

Wawa Day: How To Get Free Wawa Coffee

Today is Thursday, April 13, 2017, which means one glorious thing: it’s Wawa Day. You can stroll on over to...

Apr 13, 2017

Canada’s Northern Maverick Brewery Announces Genius ‘Fake News Ale’

United Airlines should hit up the marketing guy for Canada’s Nothern Maverick Brewery and hire him ASAP because this is...

Apr 7, 2017

10 Best National Beer Day Tweets

It’s National Beer Day, folks. That means if you’re not slugging a cold one as you read this, you probably...

Apr 7, 2017

Why Do We Celebrate National Beer Day On April 7?

Every year, Americans celebrate National Beer Day on April 7. Why do we do this? I’m glad you asked. National...

Apr 7, 2017

National Beer Day 2017 Memes: Funny Photos, Best Jokes & Images

Today (Friday, April 7) is National Beer Day. Rejoice, fellow alcoholics and degenerates! No longer must we hide our love...

Apr 6, 2017

Taco Bell Is Back At It Again With Another Preposterous Menu Item

Tell me if you’ve heard this one before. “Grotesque fast food chain invents new gimmick menu item to entice their...

Mar 30, 2017

McDonald’s Finally Deems Us Worthy Of Fresh Beef In Quarter Pounders

For years, customers and regulators have been pushing for better quality in the fast-food marketplace. Finally, McDonalds is getting with...

Mar 29, 2017

Fox News’ ‘Hannity’ Went To Spring Break In South Padre Island, Texas

The Fox News television show Hannity did their usual spring break coverage where they travel to a college hot spot,...

Mar 20, 2017

Rita’s First Day Of Spring: How To Get A Free Italian Ice

Today is March 20, 2017, and it is the first day of spring. While most people are pumped that this...

Mar 15, 2017

Restaurant Promises Free Steaks For Entire Northern Kentucky Student Body If They Upset Kentucky

If you haven’t filled out your bracket yet and are looking for an upset to set you apart from the...

Mar 9, 2017

Marc Emery, Known As ‘The Prince Of Pot,’ Has Been Arrested On Charges Of Trafficking Cannabis

Canadian police are raiding marijuana dispensaries across the country, all belonging to Marc Emery. The investigation began after he and...

Mar 9, 2017

New Captain Obvious-Led Study Says Pot Smokers Consistently Get Lower Grades

Let’s be clear: being unintelligent and getting crappy grades are two entirely different things. Want to know why pot smokers...

Mar 3, 2017

The World’s First Craft Beer Brewery & Hotel Is Coming

Scottish brewer BrewDog wants to make your dreams come true by opening the world’s first craft beer hotel. The only...

Mar 2, 2017

The 4 Stages Of Drinking That Every College Student Goes Through

College is a time of self-discovery and development; it’s also a time of excessive binge drinking and firm denials of...

Mar 1, 2017

DNA Test Shows That Subway’s Chicken Is Only 50 Percent Chicken

I knew it. Earlier this year, when writing about Subway’s disgusting and frankly offensive pulled pork and Fritos sandwich, I...

Feb 28, 2017

All The Best Pictures & Videos From Bourbon St. During Mardi Gras 2017

Today is Fat Tuesday, and if you’re stuck at work or school and can’t partake in the Mardi Gras festivities,...

Feb 24, 2017

University Of Alabama Football Team Eats An Insane Amount Of Food

Back in April of 2014, the NCAA ruled that scholarships would come with unlimited food for student athletes. It’s still...

Feb 23, 2017

That Was Quick. Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chalupa Is Getting The Ax

On January 26, 2017, Taco Bell sent the fast food industry into a panic with the release of their Naked...

Feb 23, 2017

Hell Hole McDonald’s Clearly In Desperation Mode, Now Offering $1 Sodas

Time for this week’s edition of everyone’s favorite COED franchise: Eric wages a holy war against the evil empires of...

Feb 22, 2017

“Wawa Hoagies” Is My New Favorite Rap Song

Rapper Aaron Out just released a song about his love for Wawa, and I don’t think I’ve ever related to...

Feb 21, 2017

The President Of Iceland Is A Political Revolutionary & Would Ban Pineapple Pizza

I’ve hated Iceland with every fiber of my being since March 25, 1994, as that’s when D2: The Mighty Ducks...

Feb 21, 2017

Fitness Blog Tries To Ruin Pizza For Everyone, Chrissy Teigen Swiftly Shuts Them Down

Fitness bloggers have got to pick and choose their spots. Their profession is already relatively preposterous (fitness BLOGGER, not trainer),...

Feb 21, 2017

Genevieve Morton Eats Noodles As Only She Can In Sexy Instagram Video

For the latest entry in director Chris Applebaum’s “EATS” series, Genevieve Morton enjoyed a tasty Original Cup Noodles while in...

Feb 16, 2017

McDonald’s Locations Across The US Have Shut Down For ‘A Day Without Immigrants’ Protest

Now that obese middle-America can’t stuff their fat faces with Big Macs today, maybe they’ll realize how much this country...

Feb 16, 2017

Charlie Day Eats Spicy Wings In New ‘Hot Ones’ Episode

Charlie Day went on the newest episode of First We Feast’s Hot Ones to chow down on ridiculously spicy wings...

Feb 15, 2017

Walmart Is Being Sued For Selling Fake Craft Beer

Walmart, which was recently dropped by Warren Buffet, is having a tough week. The retail giant is being sued after...

Feb 14, 2017

Hey Subway, Care To Explain Why You’re Only Giving Away Free Subs In England Today?

Man, these bottom-tier fast food chains are almost making it TOO EASY for me at this point. I’ve already put...

Feb 9, 2017

KFC Is The Latest Fast Food Joint To Commit A Crime Against Humanity With The ‘Chizza’

Look, I love fast food just as much as the next drunk guy. I’ll get a bowl from Qdoba, the...

Feb 7, 2017

Cheeto Shaped Like Harambe Sold For $100,000

I want to start off this article by being relatively sincere. To the 132 people who bid on a Cheeto...

Feb 3, 2017

This Satanist Who Tried To Burn Down Popeyes Has Obviously Never Seen ‘Little Nicky’

This one confuses me. I always thought Satan and his followers were down with Popeyes chicken. Ever seen a little...

Feb 1, 2017

Chipotle Will Allegedly Take The Biggest L If There’s A Mexican Import Tariff

Does this surprise anyone? Other than Ronda Rousey, Chipotle has taken the most Ls on Earth by far, especially over...

Jan 31, 2017

WATCH: Budweiser Coming In Hot With Super Bowl Commercial Centered Around Immigration

Budweiser virtually always produces the most memorable Super Bowl commercials, and it looks like this year won’t be any different....

Jan 31, 2017

WATCH: Krislian Rodriguez Enjoys Some Tequila In Sexy Instagram Videos

For Chris Applebaum’s latest in his “EATS” series, the director had model Krislian Rodriguez break out some salt, ice, limes,...

Jan 27, 2017

Apparently, Saying ‘Fries Extra Crispy’ At Burger King Will Score You Some Pot

Yo, I always knew I low-key f*cked with The King for a reason. I mean, just look up. This guy...