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Hell-Hole McDonald’s Clearly In Desperation Mode, Are Now Offering $1 Sodas

Time for this week’s edition of everyone’s favorite COED franchise: Eric wages a holy war against the evil empires of...

15 hours ago

Nick Cannon Continues To Be The Worst, Gives Son All-Time Preposterous Name

Nick Cannon is just absolutely insufferable. Dude is the definition of extra. Case and point: he regularly rocks a turban....

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20 hours ago

“Wawa Hoagies” Is My New Favorite Rap Song

Rapper Aaron Out just released a song about his love for Wawa, and I don’t think I’ve ever related to...

20 hours ago

Kristaps Porzingis Proves He’s The Star NYC Deserves, Slides Into Abigail Ratchford’s DMs

I absolutely despise the flaming pile of garbage that is the New York Knicks, but I always knew I liked...

24 hours ago

You Can Now Watch The Moment Harrison Ford Almost Crashed His Plane Into 737 Jet

I think it’s time Han retires from the Millennium Falcon. On February 13, Harrison Ford almost crashed his plane into...

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Feb 22, 2017

Connecticut Town Rationally Reminds Citizens Not To Open Their Doors To ‘Unfamiliar Cattle’

When I was a little, I always told my mom I wanted to be a cop. Not a cool, Bruce...

Jamie Foxx Films Moment Men Are Kicked Out Of Restaurant After Calling Him The N-Word

Police in Dubrovnik, Croatia, will file misdemeanor charges for disturbing the public order against two men who allegedly hurled racial...

Feb 22, 2017

They Call This Dude ‘The Man With The Iron Crotch’ Because, Well, Take A Guess

This right here is the best type of internet. For as dark and vicious as the world wide web can...

Feb 22, 2017

The President Of Iceland Is A Political Revolutionary & Would Ban Pineapple Pizza

I’ve hated Iceland with every fiber of my being since March 25, 1994, as that’s when D2: The Mighty Ducks...

Feb 21, 2017

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Feb 21, 2017

Fitness Blog Tries To Ruin Pizza For Everyone, Chrissy Teigen Swiftly Shuts Them Down

Fitness bloggers have got to pick and choose their spots. Their profession is already relatively preposterous (fitness BLOGGER, not trainer),...

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Feb 21, 2017

Apparently, Obese Men Last 90 Seconds Longer In Bed Than Average Dudes

File this one under absolutely shocking: apparently out-of-shape dudes have more stamina in bed than regular-sized folk, with experts claiming...

Feb 21, 2017

Wild Bull Gets Loose In New York City, Raises Utter (Ha) Hell, Then Dies

A bull that escaped from a Queens, New York slaughterhouse and led police on a wild chase through neighborhood streets...

Feb 21, 2017

Genevieve Morton Eats Noodles As Only She Can In Sexy Instagram Video

For the latest entry in director Chris Applebaum’s “EATS” series, Genevieve Morton enjoyed a tasty Original Cup Noodles while in...

Feb 20, 2017

Barack & Michelle Obama Are Going To Make BANK Now That They’re Out Of The White House

It’s no secret that the presidential salary won’t elevate the First Family into the top 1%. Perhaps that’s why the...

Feb 20, 2017

Elon Musk Sent A Rocket To Space & Landed It In The Same Spot Because He Does Whatever The F*ck He Wants

Thank god evil supervillains are only in the movies because if they were real, Elon Musk would be the evilest...

Feb 20, 2017

You Can Now Watch The Exact Moment Kim Jong-un’s Half Brother Was Killed

CTV footage of Kim Jong-nam’s assassination has been made available online, showing the exact moment Kim Jong-un’s estranged half-brother was...

Feb 20, 2017

Does The United States Deliver Mail On Presidents’ Day?

Presidents’ Day is fast approaching so it might be helpful to give a little refresher on one basic principle of...

Feb 17, 2017

Donald Trump Forcing Chris Christie’s Fat Ass To Order The Meatloaf Is The Best Thing He’s Done Yet

As a Jersey kid, I’ve been on the ‘F*ck Chris Christie’ bandwagon since long before the rest of the nation...

Feb 16, 2017

Very Real Congressman Uses ‘Stranger Things’ To Describe Trump In Very Real Congressional Hearing

I used the phrase ‘very real’ in the title TWICE because I want to stress that this is, in fact,...

Feb 16, 2017

McDonald’s Locations Across The US Have Shut Down For ‘A Day Without Immigrants’ Protest

Now that obese middle-America can’t stuff their fat faces with Big Macs today, maybe they’ll realize how much this country...

Feb 16, 2017

Charlie Day Eats Spicy Wings In New ‘Hot Ones’ Episode

Charlie Day went on the newest episode of First We Feast’s Hot Ones to chow down on ridiculously spicy wings...

Feb 16, 2017

Elon Musk Just Rewarded An Everyday Hero In An Awesome Way

Everyone loves a good hero story, so here’s one about Elon Musk, Tesla, and one brave motorist. The Muenchner Merkur...

Feb 16, 2017

Drug Smugglers Are Planning For Trump’s Wall By Building Weed-Slinging Catapults

I mean, what did we expect? I don’t have much experience or interaction with the organization, but something tells me...

Feb 16, 2017

Idiot Wife Donates Husband’s Jacket With Thousands Of Dollars Stashed In It To GoodWill

Man, now I know why my dad’s always getting pissed at my mom for moving his shit around. He’s probably...

Feb 16, 2017

This ‘Love Has No Labels’ Commercial Will Kick You Squarely In The Feels

I am a SUCKER for these type of feel-good videos. Had I caught this video at home with a little...

Feb 16, 2017

Are Banks/Stores Open On Presidents’ Day 2017?

Presidents’ Day is a national holiday that is celebrated every year on the third Monday of February. This year it...

Feb 16, 2017

Presidents’ Day 2017: Is Presidents’ Day A Federal Holiday?

Before we get to Presidents’ Day, how about a quick refresher on what qualifies as a federal holiday. A federal...

Feb 15, 2017

Justin Bieber Is Reportedly A Suspect In An Assault Investigation

Way back in June, we brought you the story of Justin Bieber getting in a fight outside of a Cleveland...

Feb 15, 2017

Walmart Is Being Sued For Selling Fake Craft Beer

Walmart, which was recently dropped by Warren Buffet, is having a tough week. The retail giant is being sued after...

Feb 15, 2017

Conor McGregor Is On The Hunt For Khloe Kardashian’s ‘Big Fat Ass’

No one in sports knows how to produce a soundbite or quote quite like The Notorious. Sure, McGregor is an...

Feb 15, 2017

Paraplegic Dude Announces Girlfriend’s Pregnancy In Most Epic Way Possible

Amanda Diesen and Todd Krieg recently arranged a photo shoot to announce their pregnancy and engagement. The photo of their...

Feb 15, 2017

Dude Trolls Girlfriend On Valentine’s Day In Epic Fashion

We made it through another Valentine’s Day, ladies and gentlemen. Pat yourselves on the back for still being single or...

Feb 15, 2017

Dude With 12 Golden Bars In His Ass Got Popped Because He Was ‘Walking Funny’

I mean, no shit. If I wipe my ass too aggressively in the morning I’m walking funny all day, let...

Feb 14, 2017

Single On Valentine’s Day 2017: Best Memes & Funny Photos

Today is Valentine’s Day (sigh). Yes, it’s a totally commercial holiday that is less about love and more about selling...

Feb 14, 2017

Something Was A Little Strange About Fox News’ Coverage Of Michael Flynn’s Resignation

I’m going to admit right off the bat that I actually don’t mind Fox News. In fact, whenever something major...

Feb 14, 2017

Seven Michigan High School Teachers Caught Playing ‘F*ck, Marry, Kill’ With Their Students

Seven Bangor, Michigan high school teachers who were caught on camera discussing having sex with students have been allowed to...

Feb 14, 2017

Hey Subway, Care To Explain Why You’re Only Giving Away Free Subs In England Today?

Man, these bottom-tier fast food chains are almost making it TOO EASY for me at this point. I’ve already put...

Feb 14, 2017

Valentine’s Day Memes 2017: Funny Photos, Best Jokes & Images

Valentine’s Day is here, which means you’re either frantically trying to put together a romantic “aww” inspiring night for your...

Feb 13, 2017

Moby (Yes, Moby) Has Thrown His Hat Into The Donald Trump Conspiracy Theory Ring

Moby? F*cking Moby? The only connection I have to Moby is that my college fraternity played one of his songs...

Feb 13, 2017

Boston Thief Who Stole Picasso Painting During Super Bowl Is More Patriotic Than Tom Brady

Jordan Russell Leishman is more Patriotic than Tom Brady has ever been. In the early hours of February 6, once...

Feb 13, 2017

Don’t You Hate When You Accidentally Text Your Boss About Your Plan To Murder Your Wife?

Jeff Lytle of Monroe, Washington, was exposed for his plan to have his wife and daughter murdered when he accidentally...

Feb 13, 2017

Florida Boy, 5, Rushed To Hospital After He Was Found Chewing On Used Condom

Police have increased patrols near St. Lucie Elementary School after a five-year-old boy was found chewing on a used condom....

Feb 12, 2017

These Donald Trump Valentine’s Cards Are Insensitive & Amazing

Here are, hands down, the best Donald Trump Valentine’s Day cards to send to someone you love (or hate). Donald...

Feb 11, 2017

Last Minute Valentine’s Day Gift Guide For All The Guys In Need Of Help

Here’s a friendly reminder that Valentine’s Day 2017 is Tuesday, February 14, so if you don’t have any gifts, now...

Feb 10, 2017

Shia LaBeouf’s Four-Year-Long Live Stream Has Been Shut Down Because Life Is A Black Hole

Didn’t we give Shia carte blanche to do whatever the f*ck he wants? I was under the impression that the...

Feb 10, 2017

The ‘Cash Me Ousside’ Girl Is Now Starring In Legitimate Rap Videos

Dear God. Just when you thought the saga of the Cash Me Ousside girl couldn’t become any more ridiculous, she...

Feb 9, 2017

KFC Is The Latest Fast Food Joint To Commit A Crime Against Humanity With The ‘Chizza’

Look, I love fast food just as much as the next drunk guy. I’ll get a bowl from Qdoba, the...

Feb 8, 2017

WATCH: Nearly Two Tons Of Marijuana Disguised As Limes

Border patrol agents in Pharr, Texas hit the jackpot when it comes to pot. These agents seized a shipment of...

Feb 8, 2017

This Guy Drove Himself To The Hospital Covered In The Poison Made Famous By ‘Breaking Bad’

William Christopher Gibbs, a Georgia man who drove himself to a hospital saying he had been exposed to ricin, has...

Feb 8, 2017

Canadian Dude Who Vanished Five Years Ago Pops Up In Brazil After Allegedly Walking There

Anton Pilipa, a Canadian man who has been missing for five years, was found more than 6,500 miles away in...

Feb 8, 2017

Another Week, Another Decently Attractive Teacher Sleeping With Her Students

Camryn Zelinger, 32, a former teacher at Riverside, California high school has been arrested on the suspicion of having an...

Feb 8, 2017

Killing Yourself Is Your Only Option After Being Friendzoned This Hard

Okay, since internet bullying is a very buzz-wordy, trendy thing these days, I want to be clear that I’m not...

Feb 8, 2017

ISIS Continues To Prove They’re Giant Cowards, Call In Sick Because Of Headaches & Back Pain

Luckily, this is not #FakeNews. This news is real AF and it’s ever so fitting. In case you haven’t heard,...

Feb 8, 2017

Mother Nature Cucks The Northeast, Gives Us 60 Degrees & Snow In Same Day

Yeah, sure Mother Nature, kick America while we’re down. Awesome. Look, I get that the United States is hugely responsible...

Feb 8, 2017

Woman Casually Calls 911 To Report That She Shot Her Ex-Husband In The Head

Middletown, Ohio police say Anthony Shearer has died after being shot in the head his ex-wife, who admitted to the...

Feb 8, 2017

This Man Exacted Revenge On His Neighbor By Killing Him With A Potato

Doesn’t this sound like a plot of a movie that’d star Jason Sudeikis and Zach Galifianakis? A zany comedy about...

Feb 7, 2017

Judy Garland Being Molested By The Munchkins From ‘The Wizard Of Oz’ Is The Least Surprising News Ever

Before you read this article, I want you to keep in mind that Judy Garland died over 50 years ago....

Feb 7, 2017

The ‘Cash Me Ousside’ Girl Is Now Getting In Brawls On Airplanes

I feel like America turning this 13-year-old’s mental breakdown into an internet meme is a microcosm of the state of...

Feb 7, 2017

Naked Philadelphia Man Steals A Taxi, Raises All Sorts Of Hell

Does it get any more Philly than a naked dude punching a lady and hijacking a taxi cab? Whenever I...

Feb 7, 2017

Cheeto Shaped Like Harambe Sold For $100,000

I want to start off this article by being relatively sincere. To the 132 people who bid on a Cheeto...

Feb 7, 2017

2 Black Women Almost Square Up In NYC Subway After Argument About Trump

Two black women were filmed having a heated argument on a packed New York City subway over President Donald Trump. ...

Feb 6, 2017

Alt-Right, Reasonable As Always, Claims Lady Gaga’s Halftime Show Was A Satanic Ritual

I’ve always secretly wondered what it’s like to be delusional. It must be quite liberating to be able to say...

Feb 5, 2017

WATCH: 84 Lumber’s Super Bowl Ad Directs Us To A Yuge Wall

If you were watching the Super Bowl, you might have noticed this particular ad that aired during Half Time. Building...

Feb 5, 2017

Welcome to ‘Zootopia’: The Film That Swept The Annie Awards Is Off To The Oscars

Animated animals ran wild at the Annies! Zootopia reigned supreme at Saturday night’s Annie Awards, taking home the most wins,...

Feb 5, 2017

New Yorkers Find Nazi Symbolism All Over Subway Car, Band Together To Erase Them

America is a little divided right now, to say the least. But as chaotic and callous as our nation might...

Feb 4, 2017

WATCH: Competitive Eater Chows Down Chicken Wings In Lightning Speed

How many chicken wings can you eat in five minutes? If you asked competitive eater Molly Schuyler that question, you...

Feb 3, 2017

This Satanist Who Tried To Burn Down Popeyes Has Obviously Never Seen ‘Little Nicky’

This one confuses me. I always thought Satan and his followers were down with Popeyes chicken. Ever seen a little...

Feb 3, 2017

Woman Stabs Boyfriend With A Pair Of Scissors After He Turned Down A Threesome

Teresa Gillard, 42, has been charged with aggravated assault after her boyfriend claimed she stabbed him for turning down a...

Feb 2, 2017

Ivanka Trump Net Worth 2017: How Much Is Ivanka Worth Now?

Ivanka Trump is more than just the president’s daughter. She’s a businesswoman, socialite, author, and fashion model. Ivanka is both...

Feb 2, 2017

Police Investigating Woman Who Posted Graphic Social Media Video Filmed In The Courthouse

Administrators from the Duval County Courthouse have confirmed that a graphic video of a sex act posted to social media...

Feb 2, 2017

Indiana Man Accused Of Handing Out Weed Cookies At Church

For real, nothing will make you feel like you’re about to meet God more than eating an overly potent edible,...

Feb 2, 2017

Teacher Busts Out 17 Personalized Handshakes For Every Single One Of His Students

These are the types of teachers who genuinely make a difference in their students’ lives. I had a lot of...

Feb 2, 2017

What Is Groundhog Day: Everything You Need To Know About The Holiday

Thursday, February 2, 2017 is Groundhog Day, so what better time than now to look back on the origins of...

Feb 2, 2017

Groundhog Day 2017 Memes: Funny Photos, Images, & Jokes

Ah, Groundhog Day, the most idiotic holiday known to man. The fact that it even qualifies as a holiday makes...

Feb 1, 2017

Prisoner Smashes Roommate’s Head With Cinder Block Because ‘He Wouldn’t Die’

Casey Pigge, 29, of Chillicothe, Ohio, told investigators that he struck his new prison cellmate multiple times in the head...

Feb 1, 2017

Woman Was Thrown Off Of An Airplane Cause She Was Too Lowkey Thicc

If you’re a big f*ck airline like Emirates then maybe I could see you getting away with kicking a woman...

Feb 1, 2017

Former New Jersey Beauty Queen & Current MILF Arrested For Partying With Minors

Soneca Guadara, a former New Jersey beauty queen who is now a self-promoting local fashion designer, was arrested in Bergen...

Feb 1, 2017

Zebra Goes Full Tiger On Zookeeper, Drags Him Into The Forrest

Who knew zebras had it in them? Just last week we saw a tiger attack a zookeeper, so I guess...

Feb 1, 2017

Chipotle Will Allegedly Take The Biggest L If There’s A Mexican Import Tariff

Does this surprise anyone? Other than Ronda Rousey, Chipotle has taken the most Ls on Earth by far, especially over...

Feb 1, 2017

Dude Caught Jogging Butt Naked On Microsoft Campus Somehow Wasn’t Arrested

I would love for someone to explain to me how 20-year-olds can still get busted for drinking a beer and...