Variety is the spice of life. Your world, your workplace, your community, and/or your campus are filled to the brim with all kinds of wonderful girls. While it would be unfair to lump them all into a few general classifications, the more you get "involved" with them, the more you start to notice patterns. Check out the 10 types of girls you'll most likely hook up with over the course of your life after the jump!
When it comes to freakish genetic anomalies, you can’t get much more lucky than notoriously flirtatious Czech glamour model, Denise Milani. This uber-sexy brunette stunner sports all-natural G-cups, along with one of the tightest bodies to boot. With these puppies at her disposal, this super-tease now has one of the most popular individual model Sites on the Internet – all without going nude!
Yesterday, we ran across College Humor's Natalie Portman Golden Globes video and could not stop laughing, despite having watched it 50 times. After we regained our composure, we trawled for other videos that get funnier with each repeated view. Go ahead, we dare you not to laugh at this list of laughing videos.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is defined by modern culture as, "The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening." A personal favorite of the hippest of the hip, and therefore, consigned to oblivion, this brew is completely recession proof. Throw on a pair of lensless horn-rimmed glasses, flip an obscure free-form interpretive jazz record on the table, and check out these killer PBR tats.
He Said/She Said is a new series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking. Every week we'll be throwing out a topic for debate...you can read the guy's side here and the girl's side at CollegeCandy.com. This week's topic: Having Sex During Her Period. Roll out the red carpet because Aunt Flo's in town. Read more after the jump!
You've been waiting for a movie like this all your life; Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens, and Abbie Cornish star as hot girls with swords and automatic weapons battling Nazi Zombies, Exploding Zeppelins, Fire-Breathing Dragons, and a Robot Samurai armed with 80mm vulcan chain guns. From the director of 300, Watchmen, and Dawn of the Dead, comes a film that is guaranteed to bring you to climax one way or another. The green screen revolution has never been more violent...and sexy. Check out the Gallery below containing all the Sucker Punch Posters to date after the jump!
He Said/She Said is a new series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking - I know, impossible. So every week we'll be throwing out a topic for debate...you can read the guy side here and the girl side over at CollegeCandy.com. This week's topic: Sex On The First Date. Strap on some protection, we're goin' in!
COED Magazine was invited to go kick off the new season of the Onion's SportsDome at the Brass Monkey in Manhattan. We walked in to a packed house and all the Newcastles we could drink. You literally had to squeeze through the bodies to get anywhere. Then, we found the VIP section...
Recently, Californian Marijuana Dispensaries have introduced a savage new strain of Medicinal Marijuana named, "Chuck Norris Black and Blue Dream." Why the name? Because it's said to have quite a kick! The Estate of the Norris has already made it clear that permission was never given to use his exalted name, though they haven’t said whether legal action will be taken. Why they chose to incite the wrath of The Norris is beyond me. But it is about time he had his own strain, whether or not he endorses it. This got us thinking about other strains named after famous people. Here are 9 more buds!
Brands define you. Or perhaps, you define the brand. Whatever the case may be, there is a stigma to everything you touch, despite what you may think. Cigarettes are perhaps the boldest statement you can make, since they are so offensive, particularly to those around you who do not smoke. Here are a few of the major brands and the associations that come with puffing on them. Smoking is bad for you. But makes you look SO cool. Find out what your cigs say about you after the jump!
New York City is one of the top travel destinations for a plethora of hot girls from around the world. Thousands flock here to take pictures of the tops of buildings, walk aimlessly in Times Square, ride a ferry to the Statue of Liberty, and buy what they think is a hot dog from a street vendor. Fortunately, as a New Yorker, you are appalled by such actions. What they're really looking for is an authentic New York City experience. This puts you in a special position to be their tour guide to activities that are truly New York. All it will cost them is their dignity.
Being a mall Santa is rough. Ever see "Bad Santa" with Billy Bob Thornton? All day dealing with crying, whining, self-defecating or urinating kids asking for toys they might not receive because their parents blew the money set aside for gifts on their fantasy football league or that Louis Vuitton handbag. We often look down on these gentlemen because sometimes they get awkward bulges in their pants and they're usually one step above the homeless, however, can anyone blame them for boozing on the job? Just take a look at these pics!
The mistletoe is your ticket to sloppy, wet, mouth hugging, but while we continue to unsuccessfully wait under the one in the office, we thought we'd bring you the hottest same sex mistletoe encounters. If you enjoyed our French Girls Frenching, Oktoberfest Maidens Making Out, and our Drunk Girls Kissing Halloween Edition, we'll hope you'll love these merry make outs under the mistletoe.