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Aug 16, 2010

How To Be The Best Wingman Ever

Summer is almost over and for many that means a lot of last minute booze, partying, and a healthy dose of hooking up. For some, the art of conquering conquests is as easy as popping off a shirt( revealing a body on the level of the Jersey Shore God's themselves), flashing a smile, and spitting minimal game. For the rest of us though, the best way to rack-up hotties is by having a great wingman. So for all of you aspiring wingmen out there, here are five tips that can help you become the ultimate hook-up artist.

Jul 20, 2010

10 Celebrity Sex Tapes That Should Have Made Millions

Ah the celebrity sex tape. Right now it seems that if you've never had a sex tape, you've never been famous. The speculation of celebrities with sex tapes reads like a who's who of famous fornicators and the trend doesn't seem to be stopping any time soon. So today I give you a list of what some of the most notable tapes should have made and why.

Jul 16, 2010

10 Sexy 90’s Babes Who Disappeared Off the Face of the Earth

I'll admit, I'm a sucker for hopping back in time for an hour and reliving my youth. So in honor of our adolescent years, this blog is dedicated to an issue that is pertinent to just about any warm-blooded heterosexual male who grew up in the 90's and watched television or movies. Today I give you my top-ten list of hot female celebrities from the 90's who have all but disappeared from our lives.

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Jun 28, 2010

10 Halfcourt Shots That Shouldn’t Look So Damn Easy

Being a pretty big sports fan I've seen my fair share of amazing moments. From Hail-a-Marys to Hat Tricks it seems like one of the most universal "Holy $%^#" moments come on the hardwood in the form of the half court shot. Now the half court shot isn't amazing because of the athleticism that it takes to perform one, but really because of the sheer luck it usually takes to make a bucket of this magnitude.

10 Things Lebron James Should Do Next Season Other Than Play Basketball

Will he leave? Will he stay? The courtship of Lebron James is in full throttle and sports fans across the nation are eagerly anticipating a hint as to where King James might be building his next castle. But the real question is, why the hell should he keep playing anywhere? Sure he doesn't have any championships, but LBJ does have ooddles of money -- so why not give something else a go?

Jun 28, 2010

10 Things in Porn That Don’t Translate to The Real World

Since adolescence, porn has been a wonderful escape into a sexual fantasy world for millions of people around the world. Porn detractors will say that pornography degrades women and is submerged in a fantasy world that can't, or shouldn't, be recreated in reality. I'm sure there's a valid argument in there somewhere, but my biggest beef with porn is that porn sex is just too damn perfect. Here are ten porn fallacies that never quite translate to real sex.

Jun 23, 2010

10 Ways To Impress A One Night Stand

While the one-night stand inevitably an awkward experience in and of itself, there are ways to make sure that the awkwardness of a one-night stand stay at tolerable levels. Here are ten foolproof ways to impress your one-night stand so much that she'll never look at you and be overcome with a sense of nausea, regret, and embarrassment.

May 20, 2010

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Apr 30, 2010

5 Facebook Statuses to Avoid

Recently while surfing Facebook I noticed that a pattern emerging amongst some of me friends; they were damn good at being really annoying. It seemed like every status update I came across just made navigating "The Book" more and more unbearable. Instead of going through to tell each person why their crappy status was ruining my day I did the next best thing -- came up with a biting list of the five worst kinds of status updates.

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