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Nov 25, 2013Girls
Tila Tequila, Youtube Guru: New Healing Video and 35 Classic Pics!

Tila Tequila, Youtube Guru: New Healing Video and 35 Classic Pics!

Check out Tila Tequila's hypnotic new video that shoots you some love--or just skip to 35 classic TIla pics!

Nov 25, 2013News
Comet ISON Will Put on a Spectacular Light Show—–Movies Warn, “Look Away!” [VIDEO]

Comet ISON Will Put on a Spectacular Light Show—–Movies Warn, “Look Away!” [VIDEO]

Want to see the intergalactic light show? Hope you like eing blinded while attacked by angry plants--plus zombies!

Nov 20, 2013News
Alcoholics in Amsterdam Can Clean the Streets for Beer

Alcoholics in Amsterdam Can Clean the Streets for Beer

Amsterdam is a very understanding city. You can smoke herb at cafes. Hookers strut their stuff out of mall-like windows....

Nov 19, 2013Movies
Universal Says `Dumb and Dumber To’ Will Hit Theaters um, When?

Universal Says `Dumb and Dumber To’ Will Hit Theaters um, When?

Universal Pictures has announced a November 14, 2014, release date for Dumb and Dumber To. The new sequel reunites Jim...

Nov 18, 2013Movies
New Trailer Reveals Jesse Pinkman Has a `Need for Speed’

New Trailer Reveals Jesse Pinkman Has a `Need for Speed’

The last time we saw Jesse Pinkman on Breaking Bad he was speeding off putting as much distance between himself...

Nov 18, 2013Movies
New Trailer for “Bettie Page Reveals All” Reveals A Lot [VIDEO]

New Trailer for “Bettie Page Reveals All” Reveals A Lot [VIDEO]

She’s still known as “The Queen of Pinups,” and Bettie Page has even become a feminist icon. Photographed more than...

Nov 13, 2013Movies
New “MALEFICENT” Trailer: Angelina Jolie Roofies Sleeping Beauty

New “MALEFICENT” Trailer: Angelina Jolie Roofies Sleeping Beauty

Disney just put out the first trailer for Maleficent–and, boy, is it maliciously magnificent. Angeline Jolie is hot as hell...

Nov 12, 2013WTF
Former Child Star Bobby Hill Breaks Bad, Steals Diabetes Donations

Former Child Star Bobby Hill Breaks Bad, Steals Diabetes Donations

There’s an APB out for a man who was caught on camera stealing a diabetes charity jar from a Mississippi Wawa. He looks familiar...

Nov 12, 2013Movies
New Malificent Poster Put Angelina Jolie in the Pantheon of Sexy Disney Villainesses

New Malificent Poster Put Angelina Jolie in the Pantheon of Sexy Disney Villainesses

One day before Disney is going to release its trailer for Maleficent, they put out the poster–and this is one...

Nov 11, 2013News
Exoskeleton Lets Paralyzed Gulf War Vet Walk for Veteran’s Day

Exoskeleton Lets Paralyzed Gulf War Vet Walk for Veteran’s Day

A crushed spine is usually a life sentence of confinement to, at best, a wheelchair–but at least one vet is...

Nov 11, 2013Culture
National Sundae Day: Spiked Ice Cream Treats To Warm You Up

National Sundae Day: Spiked Ice Cream Treats To Warm You Up

National Sunday Day has arrived one day after the coldest weekend we’ve had here at COED Headquarters–so there’s some good...

Nov 8, 2013News
Lionsgate Is Out to Cull The Children; Hunger Games Theme Parks Promise Murder and Mayhem for the Whole Family

Lionsgate Is Out to Cull The Children; Hunger Games Theme Parks Promise Murder and Mayhem for the Whole Family

Kids killing kids for fun and prizes. Forget paint ball, folks–Lionsgate is giving kids some bows and arrow and letting...

Nov 8, 2013WTF
RoboTurtle Unleashed in Germany; Have We Finally Gone Too Far? [VIDEO]

RoboTurtle Unleashed in Germany; Have We Finally Gone Too Far? [VIDEO]

“Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic man....

Nov 8, 2013TV
“Greatest Event in TV History” Pretty Much Counts as Adam Scott Gets “Too Close for Comfort” [VIDEO]

“Greatest Event in TV History” Pretty Much Counts as Adam Scott Gets “Too Close for Comfort” [VIDEO]

It was his third try and Adam Scott was feeling the heat. “The wait is over,” he promised. “The stakes...

Nov 8, 2013Movies
“Star Wars: Episode VII” To Be Released December 18, 2015: Did You Get The Casting Memo?

“Star Wars: Episode VII” To Be Released December 18, 2015: Did You Get The Casting Memo?

So now we’ve learned that Star Wars: Episode VII will be released on December 18th, 2015. Yes, it’s official. But...

Nov 7, 2013Culture
Japanese Women Now Free To Open Wide At Freshness Burger [VIDEO]

Japanese Women Now Free To Open Wide At Freshness Burger [VIDEO]

It’s Meat Month here at COED and we applaud the efforts of burger joints worldwide as they find new ways...

Nov 7, 2013Movies
Don’t Be Robophobic: New “Robocop” Trailer Reveals Plenty Of Plot [VIDEO]

Don’t Be Robophobic: New “Robocop” Trailer Reveals Plenty Of Plot [VIDEO]

Hey, weren’t we just talking about our most anticipated movies of 2014? The new trailer for the RoboCop reboot is...

Nov 6, 2013Funny
Chicago Hit and Run Attempt Is an Accidental Anecdote [VIDEO]

Chicago Hit and Run Attempt Is an Accidental Anecdote [VIDEO]

Some people will never get a job driving getaway cars. This clip of a minor fender-bender in Chicago shows why...

Nov 6, 2013Movies
Teaser Trailer For “The Raid 2”: Lots of Blood and a Need For Lysol [VIDEO]

Teaser Trailer For “The Raid 2”: Lots of Blood and a Need For Lysol [VIDEO]

We had to watch this trailer three times because–well, we were too distracted by that toilet the first two times....

Nov 6, 2013News
Deadly Spiders Found in Bananas: What To Do When Bananas Bite Back

Deadly Spiders Found in Bananas: What To Do When Bananas Bite Back

A lady in England bit into a banana and thought it was covered in mold. She looked down and saw...

Nov 5, 2013News
Arizona Man Fingers Self in Copper Wire Theft; Leaves Severed Finger At Crime Scene

Arizona Man Fingers Self in Copper Wire Theft; Leaves Severed Finger At Crime Scene

With the economy down, scrapping is becoming more and more popular as a way to earn a little extra cash....

Nov 5, 2013Movies
Giant Spiders Take Over New Trailer for “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug” [VIDEO]

Giant Spiders Take Over New Trailer for “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug” [VIDEO]

Warner Bros and New Line Cinema released the new (and three-minute long) trailer for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug...

Nov 5, 2013News
Gas Tanks Are Not Ash Trays: Husband Sets Wife on Fire At The Pump [Video]

Gas Tanks Are Not Ash Trays: Husband Sets Wife on Fire At The Pump [Video]

Here’s another reason to quit smoking. Or at least at the pumps while filling the tank. Check out this video...

Nov 4, 2013News
Glasgow Fireworks Get Kind of All Fiery and Phallic [VIDEO]

Glasgow Fireworks Get Kind of All Fiery and Phallic [VIDEO]

Give it up for Glasgow gunpowder. You might not know it to talk to them, but the Scottish town of...

Nov 4, 2013Video Games
Megan Fox Is a Sexy Sniper in New `Call of Duty’ Trailer

Megan Fox Is a Sexy Sniper in New `Call of Duty’ Trailer

If you’re wondering what’s worth fighting for in the new Call of Duty: Ghosts video game, you can find her...

Nov 4, 2013TV
“Steven Universe” Debuts On Cartoon Network—-From the Makers of “Adventure Time”

“Steven Universe” Debuts On Cartoon Network—-From the Makers of “Adventure Time”

Steven Universe premieres tonight. Created by Rebecca Sugar, writer and storyboard artist from Adventure Time. She’s an artist, musician and...

Nov 4, 2013Movies
John Carpenter’s “They Live” Turns 25—-Now Put On the Damn Glasses

John Carpenter’s “They Live” Turns 25—-Now Put On the Damn Glasses

It's the 25th anniversary of They Live landing in theaters--and we look back at one of the most epic fight scenes of all time!