• Reading Gets You Laid [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Reading Gets You Laid [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Don’t waste precious time writing bad poetry to woo your woman. Get her all sexed up by reading other writers to he…

  • The Princess Bride = Sex [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    The Princess Bride = Sex [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    The chances of actually finding a woman who hates The Princess Bride – is on par to winning the national lottery.…

  • Girls Like Surprises; I Like Getting Laid! [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Girls Like Surprises; I Like Getting Laid! [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Unoriginal men drive their dates around in expensive cars. Later, they take them to boring restaurants where they have…

  • Getting Laid Styleguide [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Getting Laid Styleguide [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    We have shown you how easy it is to get babes without breaking your pocket book.
    There still may be some of you out there who…

  • Getting Laid and Other Psychic Revelations [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Getting Laid and Other Psychic Revelations [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    It’s date night and your lady suggests the latest chick flick blockbuster. Think quick: If you don’t have…

  • Scoring With City Worker Babes [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Scoring With City Worker Babes [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    How do you turn waiting two hours to get your license renewed into a night of mad sex? By saying the right thing to that cute…

  • Babe, Shake Your Booty [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Babe, Shake Your Booty [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Take your lady out for a night of dancing. If you look in the right places, free dance lessons can be had in most major citie…

  • Babes to Your Needy Rescue! [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Babes to Your Needy Rescue! [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Women are naturally caring and are more apt to approach a stranger in need. Why not become that man in need and have these &…

  • Hot Sex? Date A Crazy Chick [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Hot Sex? Date A Crazy Chick [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    The hottest babes are usually the craziest ladies. (And we all love dating hot women.) There are a few rules to dating cra

  • Hook Up With Babes At Nudist Retreats [Cheap Date Tony]

    Hook Up With Babes At Nudist Retreats [Cheap Date Tony]

    Simply do the math: The great thing about meeting ladies at nudist retreats is you’re already half way into bed si…

  • Fake Marriage = Free Food and Drinks [Cheap Date Tony]

    Fake Marriage = Free Food and Drinks [Cheap Date Tony]

    Tell your lady to dress pretty – because you’re taking her on a fake marriage date.
    You’re not reall…

  • Be Pagan and Score Freaky Women! [Cheap Date Tony]

    Be Pagan and Score Freaky Women! [Cheap Date Tony]

    Women love to be scared. Not scared because there’s a crazy guy following her late at night and making kissing sou…

  • It’s Sexy Protest Time! [Cheap Date Tony]

    It’s Sexy Protest Time! [Cheap Date Tony]

    What better way to arouse passion in a lady than by taking your girl out for a good old protest? Where to start?  People pr…

  • Play Fake Tourist and Get Laid! [Cheap Date Tony]

    Play Fake Tourist and Get Laid! [Cheap Date Tony]

    It’s time to become a helpless tourist in your own city. All you have to do is buy a map and stroll around. (Of course…

  • Have a Sleazy Religious Date [Cheap Date Tony]

    Have a Sleazy Religious Date [Cheap Date Tony]

    You and your lady don’t have to join a religion to enjoy the benefits of going to church. These houses of prayer are…

  • Fostering a Dog is a Babe Magnet [Cheap Date Tony]

    Fostering a Dog is a Babe Magnet [Cheap Date Tony]

    Women love dogs. A canine is a surefire way to meet hot poonanny. One problem: Living in a city where landlords have rules…

  • Take A Dive Bar Vacation [Cheap Date Tony]

    Take A Dive Bar Vacation [Cheap Date Tony]

    Dive bars: If it doesn’t smell slightly of urine and cleanser, then you’re in the wrong place. Scout out an…

  • How Volunteering At A Hospital Can Resuscitate Your Love Life [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    How Volunteering At A Hospital Can Resuscitate Your Love Life [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    It’s fun to volunteer at your local hospital, and a great place to meet the ladies. Especially if you can get acces…

  • Take Your Date To Work [Cheap Date Tony]

    Take Your Date To Work [Cheap Date Tony]

    Instead of saving money while dating, why not make money? Your work day will be much better if your sweetie is with you …

  • 6 Reasons To Spend the Day at the Library [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    6 Reasons To Spend the Day at the Library [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    The library is a great way to spend the day–and it’s free! There’s never any cover charge. Street pe…

  • Heavy Petting Zoo [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Heavy Petting Zoo [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Have you ever found yourself walking down the street with your lady while she complains about how insensitive you are an…

  • 5 Reasons Why You Should Try Being A Fake Bouncer [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    5 Reasons Why You Should Try Being A Fake Bouncer [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Want to have some cheap fun? Stand outside the entrance of a bar and become The Fake Bouncer. All it takes is a sense of auth…

  • Free Booze and Food at Bad Art Shows [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Free Booze and Food at Bad Art Shows [CHEAP DATE TONY]

    Every night of the week – in every major city – there is a local art show going on. Of course, the best thing ab…

  • How To Make Boozed-Up Gummie Bears–And Enjoy Them, Too!

    How To Make Boozed-Up Gummie Bears–And Enjoy Them, Too!

    Did you know you can soak gummy bears in alcohol and they will absorb all of the liquid? It leaves you with a gummy full of bo…

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