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Oct 10, 2012Funny
Reading Gets You Laid [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Reading Gets You Laid [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Don’t waste precious time writing bad poetry to woo your woman. Get her all sexed up by reading other writers...

Oct 5, 2012Funny
The Princess Bride = Sex [CHEAP DATE TONY]

The Princess Bride = Sex [CHEAP DATE TONY]

The chances of actually finding a woman who hates The Princess Bride – is on par to winning the national...

Oct 2, 2012Funny
Girls Like Surprises; I Like Getting Laid! [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Girls Like Surprises; I Like Getting Laid! [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Unoriginal men drive their dates around in expensive cars. Later, they take them to boring restaurants where they have to...

Sep 29, 2012Funny
Getting Laid Styleguide [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Getting Laid Styleguide [CHEAP DATE TONY]

We have shown you how easy it is to get babes without breaking your pocket book. There still may be...

Sep 26, 2012Funny
Getting Laid and Other Psychic Revelations [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Getting Laid and Other Psychic Revelations [CHEAP DATE TONY]

It’s date night and your lady suggests the latest chick flick blockbuster. Think quick: If you don’t have a plan...

Sep 17, 2012Funny
Scoring With City Worker Babes [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Scoring With City Worker Babes [CHEAP DATE TONY]

How do you turn waiting two hours to get your license renewed into a night of mad sex? By saying...

Sep 9, 2012Funny
Babe, Shake Your Booty [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Babe, Shake Your Booty [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Take your lady out for a night of dancing. If you look in the right places, free dance lessons can...

Sep 5, 2012Funny
Babes to Your Needy Rescue! [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Babes to Your Needy Rescue! [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Women are naturally caring and are more apt to approach a stranger in need. Why not become that man in...

Aug 31, 2012Funny
Hot Sex? Date A Crazy Chick [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Hot Sex? Date A Crazy Chick [CHEAP DATE TONY]

The hottest babes are usually the craziest ladies. (And we all love dating hot women.) There are a few rules...

Aug 30, 2012Funny
Hook Up With Babes At Nudist Retreats [Cheap Date Tony]

Hook Up With Babes At Nudist Retreats [Cheap Date Tony]

Simply do the math: The great thing about meeting ladies at nudist retreats is you’re already half way into bed...

Aug 24, 2012Funny
Fake Marriage = Free Food and Drinks [Cheap Date Tony]

Fake Marriage = Free Food and Drinks [Cheap Date Tony]

Tell your lady to dress pretty – because you’re taking her on a fake marriage date. You’re not really getting...

Aug 21, 2012Funny
Be Pagan and Score Freaky Women! [Cheap Date Tony]

Be Pagan and Score Freaky Women! [Cheap Date Tony]

Women love to be scared. Not scared because there’s a crazy guy following her late at night and making kissing...

Aug 17, 2012Funny
It’s Sexy Protest Time! [Cheap Date Tony]

It’s Sexy Protest Time! [Cheap Date Tony]

What better way to arouse passion in a lady than by taking your girl out for a good old protest?...

Aug 14, 2012Funny
Play Fake Tourist and Get Laid! [Cheap Date Tony]

Play Fake Tourist and Get Laid! [Cheap Date Tony]

It’s time to become a helpless tourist in your own city. All you have to do is buy a map...

Aug 10, 2012Funny
Have a Sleazy Religious Date [Cheap Date Tony]

Have a Sleazy Religious Date [Cheap Date Tony]

You and your lady don’t have to join a religion to enjoy the benefits of going to church. These houses...

Aug 8, 2012Funny
Fostering a Dog is a Babe Magnet [Cheap Date Tony]

Fostering a Dog is a Babe Magnet [Cheap Date Tony]

Women love dogs. A canine is a surefire way to meet hot poonanny. One problem: Living in a city where...

Aug 3, 2012Funny
Take A Dive Bar Vacation [Cheap Date Tony]

Take A Dive Bar Vacation [Cheap Date Tony]

Dive bars: If it doesn’t smell slightly of urine and cleanser, then you’re in the wrong place. Scout out another...

Aug 1, 2012Funny
How Volunteering At A Hospital Can Resuscitate Your Love Life [CHEAP DATE TONY]

How Volunteering At A Hospital Can Resuscitate Your Love Life [CHEAP DATE TONY]

It’s fun to volunteer at your local hospital, and a great place to meet the ladies. Especially if you can...

Jul 28, 2012Funny
Take Your Date To Work [Cheap Date Tony]

Take Your Date To Work [Cheap Date Tony]

Instead of saving money while dating, why not make money? Your work day will be much better if your sweetie...

Jul 24, 2012Funny
6 Reasons To Spend the Day at the Library [CHEAP DATE TONY]

6 Reasons To Spend the Day at the Library [CHEAP DATE TONY]

The library is a great way to spend the day–and it’s free! There’s never any cover charge. Street people sleep...

Jul 20, 2012Funny
Heavy Petting Zoo [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Heavy Petting Zoo [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Have you ever found yourself walking down the street with your lady while she complains about how insensitive you are...

Jul 17, 2012Funny
5 Reasons Why You Should Try Being A Fake Bouncer [CHEAP DATE TONY]

5 Reasons Why You Should Try Being A Fake Bouncer [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Want to have some cheap fun? Stand outside the entrance of a bar and become The Fake Bouncer. All...

Jul 12, 2012Funny
Free Booze and Food at Bad Art Shows [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Free Booze and Food at Bad Art Shows [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Every night of the week – in every major city – there is a local art show going on. Of...

Jul 10, 2012Funny
How To Make Boozed-Up Gummie Bears–And Enjoy Them, Too!

How To Make Boozed-Up Gummie Bears–And Enjoy Them, Too!

Did you know you can soak gummy bears in alcohol and they will absorb all of the liquid? It leaves...

Jul 6, 2012Funny
Cheap Date Tony: Sneaking Into Hotel Swimming Pools

Cheap Date Tony: Sneaking Into Hotel Swimming Pools

It’s time to get wet. Cruising through the summer season, there are plenty of swimming pools just waiting for you...

Jul 3, 2012Funny
Cheap Date Tony: Smoochin’ On Famous Dead People’s Graves

Cheap Date Tony: Smoochin’ On Famous Dead People’s Graves

Wouldn’t it be great to get physical with a hot lady while on top of Jimi Hendrix? Pay homage to...

Jun 28, 2012Funny
Cheap Date Tony: Museum Culture For Less $$

Cheap Date Tony: Museum Culture For Less $$

Taking your lady out on a classy date doesn’t mean you have to spend loads of cash. Many large cities...

Jun 27, 2012Funny
Tickle Date: Gitchy Gitchy Goo!

Tickle Date: Gitchy Gitchy Goo!

Some women say they are not ticklish. This as a test – because everyone is ticklish somewhere on their bodies....

Jun 22, 2012Funny
Dodgeball: Cheap Date and A Hit With the Ladies

Dodgeball: Cheap Date and A Hit With the Ladies

No matter how cool you are, there are times when your lady wants to hit you. And, vice versa. Everyone...

Jun 19, 2012Funny
Culture Up: Night At The Opera On The Cheap

Culture Up: Night At The Opera On The Cheap

Your classy lady deserves a night on the town. She wants to do something with culture. Up your game and...

Jun 14, 2012Funny
Guaranteed First Date Success: Do Your Laundry

Guaranteed First Date Success: Do Your Laundry

You met that special someone and now the first date is all about wooing the lady. Be original, get your...

Jun 12, 2012Funny
How To Score With Ladies Using Free Meditation

How To Score With Ladies Using Free Meditation

You’re broke – but still love the titillation of being in close proximity to babes wearing practically nothing. What’s a...

Jun 8, 2012Funny
BYOB Money Saving Tips For Concerts and Sporting Events

BYOB Money Saving Tips For Concerts and Sporting Events

(Note: Tony DuShane is our new expert on money saving tips for broke people. He’s also a music writer at...