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Toby Hasty

Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.
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May 24, 2017

Justin Bieber Forgets The Words To “Despacito” In Cringeworthy Performance

Last night, Justin Bieber hopped on stage at 1 OAK in New York City. He tried to perform his part...

May 24, 2017

Two Georgia Middle School Teachers Got Into A Violent Fistfight

What’s the only thing better than a quality school fight video? A violent brawl between two teachers, of course! Fights...

May 24, 2017

Hungry Lady Maced Three Wendy’s Employees Over French Fry Dispute

Eiram Chanel Amir Dixson is very particular when it comes to her french fries, as three Wendy’s employees in Coon...

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May 24, 2017

Coworkers Arrested For Having Threesome At Mississippi Restaurant

Three coworkers were arrested for doing some very unorthodox team building exercises. Triple D’s Landing was closed, so the horny...

Ole Miss Shortstop Grae Kessinger Breaks Foot Playing Ping Pong

On Tuesday, the Ole Miss Rebels were dealt a devastating blow, as an X-ray revealed that their starting shortstop Grae...

May 24, 2017

Mad Genius Put Clips From All Of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Movies Into One Epic Trailer

Leonardo DiCaprio hasn’t been in a movie since he won a long overdue Academy Award for Best Actor for his...

May 24, 2017

Tom Cruise Confirms That A ‘Top Gun’ Sequel Is Happening

Put on your finest pair of aviators because I’ve got some fantastic news for Top Gun fans. Tom Cruise went...

May 24, 2017

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May 22, 2017

Drunk Man Passes Out On Top Of Stranger’s Trunk, Somehow Stays There For 14 Miles

On Thursday, May 18, a Memphis, Tennessee man got the ride of his life. He doesn’t remember any of it,...

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May 22, 2017

Washington, D.C. Bar In Hot Water For Their ‘Pill Cosby’ Drink

Diet Starts Monday was originally a clothing brand, but they’ve now added a new component to their company. Co-founders Davin...

May 22, 2017

Little 500 Party Features Performances From DJ Carnage and Waka Flocka At Indiana’s ZBT House

Little 500 is one of the greatest college traditions in the entire country, and the 2017 edition of this annual...

May 22, 2017

Nicky Hayden Cause Of Death: How Did The Motorcycle Racer Die?

Nicky Hayden passed away today at 35-years-old. The motorcycle racer won the MotoGP World Championship in 2006. Nicky Hayden Cause...

May 22, 2017

Neighbor Calls Police To Shut Down Band, Officer Hops On Drums To Rock Out

This past Saturday, Vinyl Ambush was performing at a birthday party in Ontario, Canada when an upset neighbor tried to...

May 22, 2017

Ana Cheri Celebrates 10 Million Instagram Followers With Jaw-Dropping Video

On Sunday, model Ana Cheri celebrated reaching 10 million Instagram followers by posting a ridiculously hot video. After seeing Ana...

May 22, 2017

Boxer David Benavidez Knocks Opponent Under The Ropes With Devastating Combo

It was most definitely a memorable weekend for boxing, as we had three highly entertaining fights take place. Rising star...

May 19, 2017

This View Of Sara Underwood Is Spectacular In More Ways Than One

Nature buff Sara Underwood was recently taking in the beautiful sights of the Fifth Water Hot Springs in Springville, Utah....

May 19, 2017

Tom Hardy To Star In Spider-Man Spinoff ‘Venom’

Comic book lovers are pumped, as it’s just been reported that Tom Hardy will play the titular role in the...

May 19, 2017

Danielle Bregoli Of ‘Cash Me Outside’ Fame Is Going On A National Tour

After getting into fights on airplanes, starring in music videos, taking beatings in street fights, and roasting David Spade on...

May 19, 2017

Sommer Ray Puts On A Workout That You’ll Definitely Want To See

It’s been way too long since I last checked in with Sommer Ray, and for that I’m offering my sincerest...

May 19, 2017

College Kid Lets His Friend Punch Him, Immediately Regrets His Decision

In what appears to be a dorm room, a college student got an ingenious idea to let his friend drill...

May 19, 2017

Watch Mark Zuckerberg Get Accepted To Harvard University In 2003 Video

Mark Zuckerberg took a trip down memory lane last night, posting to Facebook a video of him opening his acceptance...

May 19, 2017

Tom Brady Finally Catches A Break, Lands Endorsement Deal With Aston Martin

Tom Brady continues to live a blessed life, as it was reported today that the New England Patriots quarterback has...

May 17, 2017

Two Wisconsin Teens Climbed The Golden Gate Bridge, Posted Video To YouTube

Wisconsin teens Peter Teatime and Tommy Rector have brass balls and climbing skills that I can only dream of. The...

May 17, 2017

LaVar Ball Goes On ‘The Herd with Colin Cowherd,’ Tells Kristine Leahy To “Stay In Your Lane”

LaVar Ball went on The Herd with Colin Cowherd today, and he must’ve let the news of the Los Angeles...

May 17, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski Seems To Be Enjoying Cannes, Posts Hand Bra Photo To Instagram

The 70th annual edition of the famous Cannes Film Festival is currently underway, and what better way to celebrate the...

May 17, 2017

‘Arrested Development’ Will Return For Season 5 On Netflix

With it sounding like the price of Netflix is going to increase, it’s great news that there’s always money in...

May 17, 2017

MMA Fighter Knocked Out Four Seconds Into Bout From Monster Kick To The Head

On May 13, Jordan Fowler faced off against Dylan Goforth at a Pyramid Fights event in Searcy, Arkansas. Fowler ensured...

May 17, 2017

Georgia Man Arrested For Second Time In Three Months For Pork Chop Incidents

Terry Ball is a 29-year-old man from Athens, Georgia, who really f*cking loves pork chops. He loves them so much...

May 17, 2017

Women Throw Down At A Memphis High School Graduation

Last night, Arlington High School in Memphis, Tennessee held their graduation for the class of 2017. The ceremony was held...

May 15, 2017

High School Bully Gets Knocked Out From Huge Bodyslam

A high school bully made a devastatingly bad choice when it came to selecting who would draw the brunt of...

May 15, 2017

101-Year-Old Man Becomes World’s Oldest Skydiver

Verdun Hayes just made history, as the 101-year-old man became the world’s oldest tandem skydiver. At 101 years and 37...

May 15, 2017

Kourtney Kardashian Had The Best Mother’s Day Post On Instagram

The least annoying member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, Kourtney Kardashian, won Mother’s Day by posting an insanely hot photo to...

May 15, 2017

Walmart Shoplifter Face-Plants While Trying To Make Her Escape

Ontario Provincial Police are looking for a real clumsy shoplifter. On April 26, 2017, the unidentified woman tried to leave...

May 15, 2017

Former CEO Of Paramount Pictures Brad Grey Passed Away At 59-Years-Old

Brad Grey passed away yesterday at 59-years-old. He may not have been a household name, but he played a major...

May 15, 2017

The Official Trailer For Alison Brie’s ‘GLOW’ Is Here

There has been a ton of buzz surrounding GLOW, the upcoming Netflix series about a professional women’s wrestling circuit in...

May 15, 2017

Duke Lands Five-Star Point Guard Trevon Duval

Duke University is doing their usual restocking of the cupboard, and the latest blue chip talent to join the Blue...

May 12, 2017

Katy Perry’s Music Video For “Bon Appétit” Is Unsurprisingly Insane

“Bon Appétit” is the second single off of Katy Perry’s upcoming fifth studio album. The song features Atlanta rap trio...

May 12, 2017

The Classic Air Jordan 13 Makes For Badass Golf Shoes

The iconic Air Jordan 13 has been transformed into golf shoes, and the results are absolutely fantastic. I can already...

May 12, 2017

Pepsi’s Coming Out With A Cinnamon-Flavored Soda That Precisely No One Asked For

What’s the best way to bounce back from a devastating marketing campaign? Cinnamon, of course! So long, Kendall Jenner. Hello,...

May 12, 2017

Melissa McCarthy Cruises Through New York City On Motorized Podium Dressed As Sean Spicer

In case you haven’t heard, Melissa McCarthy will be hosting the upcoming May 13 episode of Saturday Night Live. It...

May 12, 2017

Michael Jackson Cause Of Death: How Did The Former NFL Wide Receiver Die?

Michael Jackson passed away today at 48-years-old. The talented wide receiver spent eight seasons in the NFL from 1991-1998. Michael...

May 12, 2017

LISTEN: Billy McFarland Tells Fyre Media Employees That They Won’t Be Getting Paid

The Fyre Festival saga continues, as Fyre Media founder Billy McFarland told his employees that they won’t be receiving paychecks...

May 12, 2017

Check Out The First Trailer For ‘Madden NFL 18’

Now that we know that cheating scumbag Tom Brady landed the cover of Madden NFL 18, let’s take a look...

May 10, 2017

Man Messes With Another Man’s Kids, Gets Promptly Knocked Out For His Misdeeds

I’m not sure what this man did to another man’s children, but it’s safe to assume that it was very,...

May 10, 2017

Three Illinois Football Players Arrested For Armed Robbery & Home Invasion

Darta Lee, Zarrian Holcombe, and Howard Watkins are members of the University of Illinois football team, and all three of...

May 10, 2017

The Rock Tells ‘GQ’ Running For President Is “A Real Possibility”

With Baywatch set to hit theaters on May 25, The Rock was interviewed by GQ. While the entire piece is...

May 10, 2017

Heidi Klum Is Still Throwing Smoke In New Lingerie Video

In case you were wondering if the 43-year-old Heidi Klum had lost her fastball, I’m here to happily assure you...

May 10, 2017

Kid Makes His Mom Hit The Deck With Some Slick Handles

When ball is life, anybody can get the business. It doesn’t even matter if they are your own flesh and...

May 10, 2017

Brawl Breaks Out On Southwest Flight To Oakland

We’ve got another airline incident on our hands, as the friendly skies have recently turned into the skies from Twister....

May 10, 2017

Instagram Photo Of Nas & Nicki Minaj Leads To Dating Rumors

Last night, Nas, Nicki Minaj, and Statik Selektah were out at Sweetchick in Brooklyn, New York. It seems that Nas...

May 8, 2017

Dove’s Promoting Body Diversity With Different Shaped Bottles In Ridiculous Ad Campaign

Dove’s latest ad campaign might be the dumbest goddamn thing that I’ve ever seen. To promote body diversity, Dove is...

May 8, 2017

Tiffany Trump Will Attend Georgetown Law School

Tiffany Trump is the youngest daughter of President Donald Trump, and it’s been reported that she will attend Georgetown Law...

May 8, 2017

LISTEN: Lonzo Ball Makes Music Debut, Raps Over Drake’s “Free Smoke”

Because it’s the Ball family’s world and we’re just living in it, Lonzo showed that he’s more than just a...

May 8, 2017

Colorado High School Spanish Teacher Suspended For Having Students Smash Donald Trump Piñata

A Colorado high school Spanish teacher is in hot water for pulling off an insanely stupid stunt. In an extremely...

May 8, 2017

Penn State Frat Brother Says He Tried To Get Help For Timothy Piazza But Was Ignored

Kordel Davis was a former member of Penn State University’s Beta Theta Pi chapter. He was present at the frat...

May 8, 2017

Chris Bosh Is Being Sued By Porn Tycoons Over Gross Condition Of His Los Angeles Mansion

When I woke up this morning, I certainly didn’t expect to write an article about Chris Bosh being sued by...

May 8, 2017

The Meadows 2017 Lineup: Dates, Schedule & Ticket Details

The Meadows Music & Arts Festival has announced their 2017 lineup, and unsurprisingly, it is absolutely loaded with terrific acts....

May 4, 2017

New Orleans Saints Cheerleaders: Hottest Photos Of The Squad

The New Orleans Saints’ inaugural season in the NFL was in 1967, and from their very first season in the...

May 4, 2017

Tampa Bay Buccaneers Cheerleaders: Hottest Photos Of The Squad

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers came into the NFL in 1976, and they’ve had cheerleaders on the sidelines since their inaugural...

May 2, 2017

San Diego Chargers Cheerleaders: Hottest Photos Of The Squad

The Chargers actually got their start in Los Angeles, as they would play their first season in the AFL as...

May 1, 2017

Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Hottest Photos Of The Squad

Life is good for Minnesota Vikings fans right now. The trade for Sam Bradford is paying off immensely, their defense...

Apr 30, 2017

Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders: Hottest Photos Of The Squad

The Tennessee Titans may have came up one yard short in Super Bowl XXXIV, but they are most definitely winners...

Apr 30, 2017

Anaheim Ducks vs. Edmonton Oilers Game 3 Live Stream: How To Watch NHL Playoffs Online

The Anaheim Ducks are in major trouble in their best-of-seven series, as they’ve fallen behind 0-2 to the Edmonton Oilers....

Apr 30, 2017

Los Angeles Clippers vs. Utah Jazz Game 7 Live Stream: How To Watch NBA Playoffs Online

The four-seed Los Angeles Clippers and the five-seed Utah Jazz are the only teams that needed a Game 7 to...

Apr 30, 2017

Nashville Predators vs. St. Louis Blues Game 3 Live Stream: How To Watch NHL Playoffs Online

After dropping Game 1 on their home ice, the St. Louis Blues were desperate to get even with the Nashville...

Apr 30, 2017

Boston Celtics vs. Washington Wizards Live Stream: How To Watch NBA Playoffs Online

The one-seed Boston Celtics are set to kick off a best-of-seven series against the four-seed Washington Wizards. This should be...

Apr 29, 2017

Anthony Joshua Knocks Out Wladimir Klitschko In Spectacular Fight

Anthony Joshua faced off against Wladimir Klitschko in a huge heavyweight fight at Wembley Stadium today. The undefeated Joshua was...

Apr 29, 2017

Washington Capitals vs. Pittsburgh Penguins Game 2 Live Stream: How To Watch NHL Playoffs Online

In Game 1, it was the same old, same old for a playoff matchup between the Washington Capitals and the...

Apr 29, 2017

There Are Babes & Sunshine Aplenty In This Lake Havasu Spring Break Video

Just when I was finally coming to terms with the fact that there would be no more Spring Break videos...

Apr 29, 2017

Anthony Joshua vs. Wladimir Klitschko Live Stream: How To Watch Online

Boxing matches don’t get any bigger that this, as there will be an absolutely massive fight going down over the...

Apr 29, 2017

New York Rangers vs. Ottawa Senators Game 2 Live Stream: How To Watch NHL Playoffs Online

The Ottawa Senators took care of business in Game 1, protecting their home ice with a 2-1 win over the...

Apr 28, 2017

Edmonton Oilers vs. Anaheim Ducks Game 2 Live Stream: How To Watch NHL Playoffs Online

The Edmonton Oilers earned a tough 5-3 road win over the Anaheim Ducks in Game 1 to take a 1-0...

Apr 28, 2017

Nashville Predators vs. St. Louis Blues Game 2 Live Stream: How To Watch NHL Playoffs Online

The Nashville Predators got off to a fantastic start in their best-of-seven series against the St. Louis Blues, picking up...

Apr 28, 2017

Chicago Cubs vs. Boston Red Sox Live Stream: How To Watch MLB Online

We’ve got a highly intriguing game on the MLB Network tonight, as the Chicago Cubs (12-9) are set to kick...

Apr 28, 2017

Rugby Player Knocks Out Referee With Despicable Sucker Punch

In a recent juniors French Cup match between Saint-Esteve and Toulouse, a player committed one of the most disgusting acts...

Apr 28, 2017

New Footage Released From Kate Upton’s 2017 ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’ Shoot

Kate Upton continues kicking ass and taking names, as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit just dropped a scorching video from her 2017...

Apr 28, 2017

Lonzo Ball’s Jackass Dad Keeps Him From Getting Shoe Deal With Nike, Under Armour, Or Adidas

Even though Lonzo Ball will be one of the very first players selected in the NBA Draft, shoe companies want...

Apr 28, 2017

The Song Of The Summer Is Officially Here, Listen To “I’m The One”

The “song of the summer” is a highly coveted award in the music industry. It may not be recognized by...

Apr 28, 2017

All Hell Breaks Loose At Disastrous Fyre Festival In Bahamas

The Fyre Festival was supposed to be the music event of a lifetime. Awesome bands, extravagant accommodations, gourmet food, and...

Apr 28, 2017

LISTEN: Mary J. Blige, ‘Strength of a Woman’ Stream: New Album

R&B veteran Mary J. Blige is back with her 13th studio album, as Strength of a Woman is now available...

Apr 28, 2017

LISTEN: Gorillaz, ‘Humanz’ Stream: New Album

Everybody’s favorite British digital band’s fifth studio album is now available for streaming or purchase, as Humanz has officially been...