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Toby Hasty

Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.
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10 hours ago

Anna Gasser: Hottest Photos Of The X Games Snowboarder

Anna Gasser is a professional snowboarder from Villach, Austria, and she competes in slopestyle and big air events. She qualified...

12 hours ago

‘Beware The Slenderman’ Stream: How To Watch Documentary Premiere Online

Tonight, Beware the Slenderman will make its highly anticipated premiere on HBO. The documentary looks to be both creepy and...

14 hours ago

WATCH: Girl From ‘The Ring’ Crawls Out Of TVs In A Great Marketing Prank

The third movie in The Ring franchise is set to hit theaters in the United States on Friday, February 3,...

15 hours ago

WATCH: College Basketball Player Can’t Stay On Feet To Save Her Life

This past Saturday, Drury took on Rockhurst in a D-II women’s basketball showdown between two Missouri schools. Drury cruised to...

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16 hours ago

Meet Samantha Sepulveda: Hottest Photos Of The New York Police Officer

Samantha Sepulveda is without question the sexiest real life police officer that I’ve ever seen. The 32-year-old works in Freeport,...

WATCH: Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Won A Motorbike In An Actual Pissing Contest

On Friday night, the incomparable Matthew McConaughey went on The Graham Norton Show to promote his upcoming movie Gold. The...

17 hours ago

WATCH: Trump Protester Lights Girl’s Hair On Fire

It’s been pretty tense in America lately, as a lot of people are not happy that Donald Trump has officially...

18 hours ago

Louisville vs. Florida State Live Stream: How To Watch Online

On Saturday afternoon, the Louisville Cardinals will head to Tallahassee to take on the Seminoles in an ACC showdown. It...

Jan 20, 2017

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Jan 20, 2017

WATCH: Sommer Ray Flaunting Her Butt Is A Great Way To End The Week

It’s been a tough week for your boy. It’s been cold and rainy, Zachary Orr retired, and Donald f*cking Trump...

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Jan 20, 2017

WATCH: Chael Sonnen Roasts Tito Ortiz With Joke About His Ex-Girlfriend Jenna Jameson

At yesterday’s Bellator 170 press conference, Chael Sonnen and Tito Ortiz engaged in some trash talk ahead of their Saturday,...

Jan 20, 2017

Deepika Padukone: Hottest Photos Of ‘XXX: Return of Xander Cage’ Actress

Deepika Padukone is a 31-year-old Indian actress. She was born in Copenhagen, Denmark, but she was raised in Bangalore, India...

Jan 20, 2017

WATCH: Massive Brawl Breaks Out At Division II Basketball Game

Last Saturday, a massive brawl broke out at a DII basketball game between LeMoyne-Owen and Lane. After a player was...

Jan 20, 2017

Hermione Corfield: Hottest Photos Of ‘XXX: Return of Xander Cage’ Actress

Hermione Corfield is a 23-year-old actress from London, United Kingdom. She made her film debut in 2014, playing Anna in...

Jan 20, 2017

WATCH: 10-Year-Old Trump Protester Sets Fire, Gives Fantastic Interview

All these protests after Donald Trump won the election really grinded my gears. I didn’t vote for that orange jackass...

Jan 20, 2017

WATCH: Alligator Jumping Onto Boat Makes For An Entertaining Facebook Live Stream

Tylor Hindery and his wife Emerald were vacationing in Florida. The couple from Missouri decided to go on a boat...

Jan 19, 2017

WATCH: Moron Gets Hit By Car While Snowboarding In Quebec City

Instead of heading to a mountain to shred some fresh powder, a Canadian man decided to rip up the streets...

Jan 19, 2017

Donald Trump: Best Photos Of The 45th President

Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of The United States at 12:00 p.m. on Friday, January...

Jan 19, 2017

WATCH: Two Members Of University Of Florida’s Bass Fishing Team Get Launched From Boat

I honestly didn’t even know that colleges had bass fishing teams, but after watching this scary video, I will never...

Jan 19, 2017

WATCH: President Donald Trump’s Best Speeches (VIDEOS)

With Donald Trump being sworn in as the 45th President of the United States at 12:00 p.m. on Friday, January...

Jan 19, 2017

Barack Obama’s Most Famous Quotes & Sayings

With Donald Trump being sworn in as the 45th President of the United States at 12:00 p.m. on Friday, January...

Jan 19, 2017

Here Are Donald Trump’s Most Famous Quotes & Sayings

At 12:00 p.m. on Friday, January 20 2017, Donald Trump will be inaugurated as the 45th President of the United...

Jan 19, 2017

Michelle Obama: Best Quotes & Famous Sayings

On Friday, January 20 2017, not only will we have a new President of the United States, we will also...

Jan 18, 2017

WATCH: Guys Go Absolutely Bonkers When They Hook A Shark

This past Sunday, a group of very enthusiastic dudes lost their damn minds when they hooked a mako shark at...

Jan 18, 2017

‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Stream: Watch Season 12, Episode 3 Online Free

I was super pumped up for last week’s episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and “The Gang Goes to...

Jan 18, 2017

Victoria’s Secret Model Megan Williams Bares All In Photo Shoot

Megan Williams is quickly moving up the ranks as one of my favorite Instagram accounts to follow. The English model...

Jan 18, 2017

WATCH: Siena Coach Shakes Hands With Air After Rider Leaves Court

To say that last night’s game between Siena and Rider got heated would be a tremendous understatement. With two minutes...

Jan 17, 2017

Michigan vs. Wisconsin Live Stream: How To Watch Online

The Michigan Wolverines will look to pick up a big road win over their conference rival Badgers. It certainly won’t...

Jan 17, 2017

Texas vs. Baylor Live Stream: How To Watch Online

The Texas Longhorns will travel to Baylor to try to pull off an upset over the #6 Bears in a...

Jan 17, 2017

Kentucky vs. Mississippi State Live Stream: How To Watch Online

Tonight, the Kentucky Wildcats will travel to Mississippi State to take on the Bulldogs in a SEC clash. If the...

Jan 17, 2017

WATCH: Director Makes Awesome Video For “Wyclef Jean,” Despite Young Thug Not Showing Up

Young Thug didn’t show up to the set of his music video, so the director was forced to improvise. The...

Jan 17, 2017

WATCH: Mike Tyson Drops Ridiculous Soulja Boy Diss Track

Mike Tyson is serving as Chris Brown’s trainer for his upcoming boxing match against Soulja Boy. Yes, that’s a real...

Jan 16, 2017

WATCH: Despicable Woman Viciously Insults Elderly Lady On Bus

For the first time ever, somebody in Canada was extremely hostile and rude. Watch a despicable woman repeatedly insult an...

Jan 16, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski Checks In With A Spectacular Instagram GIF

My heart truly goes out to anyone who was stuck at work today. After a weekend full of football, food,...

Jan 16, 2017

Mia Khalifa Roasts Fan For Getting A Tattoo Of Her

Earlier today, ex-porn star Mia Khalifa came across a fan that had a tattoo of her on his leg. You...

Jan 16, 2017

WATCH: Blindfolded Martial Arts Master Drills Volunteer In Head With Sledgehammer

During a Sikh festival in southern India, a martial arts master put on a performance for the crowd. The stunt...

Jan 16, 2017

WATCH: Gigantic Alligator Takes A Leisurely Stroll

On Sunday, Kim Joiner was walking around the Circle B Bar Reserve in Polk County, Florida when she crossed paths...

Jan 16, 2017

Bernie Madoff Is Still A Scumbag, Cornered The Hot Chocolate Market In Prison

Bernie Madoff is currently serving 150 years in prison for running the largest Ponzi scheme in American history. I always...

Jan 16, 2017

Creighton vs. Xavier Live Stream: How To Watch Online

We’ve got some elite college basketball action taking place this afternoon, as the #7 ranked Creighton Bluejays will head into...

Jan 15, 2017

‘Homeland’ Stream: How To Watch Season 6 Premiere Online

Everybody’s favorite political thriller, Homeland, will make its highly anticipated return tonight, as the season 6 premiere will make its...

Jan 14, 2017

Saint Mary’s vs. Gonzaga Live Stream: How To Watch Online

In this late night West Coast Conference showdown, the Saint Mary’s Gaels will travel to Spokane to take on the...

Jan 14, 2017

Baylor vs. Kansas State Live Stream: How To Watch Online

Both Baylor (15-1, 3-1 Big 12) and Kansas State (13-3, 2-2 Big 12) will be eager to bounce back from...

Jan 13, 2017

Florida State vs. North Carolina Live Stream: How To Watch Online

We’ve got a doozy on our hands this Saturday afternoon, as Florida State will travel to North Carolina to take...

Jan 13, 2017

WATCH: Kid Throws Soccer Ball, Knocks Female Cop Off Bike

Let me preface this video by saying that I’m a huge fan of the police. They put their lives on...

Jan 13, 2017

Does The United States Deliver Mail On Martin Luther King Jr. Day 2017?

Martin Luther King Jr. Day will take place on Monday, January 16 this year. The annual federal holiday always falls...

Jan 13, 2017

Xavier vs. Butler Live Stream: How To Watch Online

The Xavier Musketeers will travel to Hinkle Fieldhouse for a Big East clash against the Butler Bulldogs. This game should...

Jan 13, 2017

Duke vs. Louisville Live Stream: How To Watch Online

On Saturday afternoon, the Duke Blue Devils will travel into hostile territory to take on the Louisville Cardinals. This is...

Jan 13, 2017

Are Banks/Stores Open On Martin Luther King Jr. Day 2017?

Martin Luther King Jr. Day is a federal holiday that is celebrated every year on the third Monday of January....

Jan 13, 2017

WATCH: Sports Bar Pulls Off Insane Pool & Golf Trick Shot

Allstars Sports Bar Bristol in Bristol, United Kingdom is known for their awesome trick shots and their latest video doesn’t...

Jan 13, 2017

Horny Bandit Arrested For Stealing 31 Boxes Of Condoms

25-year-old Shaearion Davis was arrested on Tuesday after stealing an absurd amount of condoms. The rubber caper of the century...

Jan 13, 2017

WATCH: Alexis Ren Rocks A Bikini In The Chainsmokers’ New Music Video

Last night, The Chainsmokers dropped a music video for their new song “Paris.” My first impression was that this song...

Jan 12, 2017

Cinta Laura: Hottest Photos Of The Indonesian Actress, Singer & Model

Cinta Laura is a multitalented 23-year-old who is known for her acting, singing, and modeling abilities. She was born in...

Jan 12, 2017

WATCH: Izabel Goulart’s Workout Routine Is Mesmerizing

Izabel Goulart was a Victoria’s Secret Angel from 2005-2008. But even though the 32-year-old Brazilian is no longer an Angel,...

Jan 12, 2017

WATCH: Kate Upton Plays Hide & Seek For ‘LOVE’ Magazine’s Advent Calendar

For the last video in their Advent Calendar series, LOVE Magazine had Kate Upton pop a little bubbly, play a...

Jan 12, 2017

Boston Calling 2017 Lineup: Dates, Schedule & Tickets Details

The Boston Calling Music Festival just threw its name into the hat for best festival of the year. The three-day...

Jan 11, 2017

Syd Wilder: Hottest Photos Of The YouTube Star

Syd Wilder can do it all, as the stunning Marietta, Georgia native is an actress, comedian, writer, director, producer, and...

Jan 11, 2017

Amymarie Gaertner: Hottest Photos Of The YouTube Star

Let’s take some time to get familiar with YouTube star Amymarie Gaertner. The gorgeous young lady is best known for...

Jan 11, 2017

Brianna Hildebrand: Hottest Photos Of The ‘Deadpool’ Actress

Brianna Hildebrand is a 20-year-old actress from College Station, Texas. I’m not sure if she’s an Aggies fan, but I...

Jan 11, 2017

‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Stream: How To Watch Season 12, Episode 2 Online

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia came out swinging in their season 12 premiere last Wednesday, doing a musical episode where...

Jan 11, 2017

Butler vs. Creighton Live Stream: How To Watch Online

The Butler Bulldogs will head to Omaha, Nebraska to take on the Creighton Bluejays in a Big East clash on...

Jan 11, 2017

WATCH: Two Drunk Rednecks Throw Down Over The Last Beer

While most people decide who gets the last beer with something harmless like a game of rock-paper-scissors, two classy Southern...

Jan 11, 2017

Victoria’s Secret Angel Jasmine Tookes Did A Cover Shoot For ‘Maxim’

Maxim wasn’t messing around when it came to the cover for their February issue, as they landed Victoria’s Secret Angel...

Jan 11, 2017

Bonnaroo 2017 Lineup: Dates, Schedule & Tickets Details

On June 8-11, 2017, Manchester, Tennessee will become the center of the music world, as the Bonnaroo Music Festival will...

Jan 10, 2017

Xavier vs. Villanova Live Stream: How To Watch Online

The #15 ranked Xavier Musketeers will travel to Villanova to take on the #3 ranked Wildcats in a Big East...

Jan 10, 2017

Duke vs. Florida State Live Stream: How to Watch Online

The #7 ranked Duke Blue Devils will travel to Tallahassee to face off against the #9 ranked Florida State Seminoles...

Jan 10, 2017

Baylor vs. West Virginia Live Stream: How To Watch Online

The Baylor Bears began the season unranked, but after roaring out of the gate with a 15-0 record (3-0 Big...

Jan 10, 2017

The Definitive Hottest Women Of The UFC

The UFC is one of the most popular sport organizations on the planet and it’s not hard to see why....

Jan 10, 2017

WATCH: Three British Guys Hilariously Struggle To Get A Bike Out Of An Electric Fence

In a viral video that’s sweeping the globe, we finally get the answer to the age old question: How many...

Jan 10, 2017

WATCH: Aly Raisman & Simone Biles Will Be In The 2017 ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’

It was reported today that gymnasts Aly Raisman and Simone Biles will be featured in the upcoming edition of the...

Jan 10, 2017

Aoife McGregor: Hottest Photos Of Conor McGregor’s Sister

I’ve got some good news and some bad news for all of our loyal readers out there. The good news...

Jan 10, 2017

WATCH: Man Gets Body Slammed Into Next Week During Fight

I’m not sure what provoked these two gentlemen to get into a fistfight in the middle of a kitchen, but...

Jan 10, 2017

Former NFL RB Warrick Dunn Gave Deshaun Watson His Childhood Home

Deshaun Watson is the man of the hour after leading Clemson to a 35-31 National Championship victory over Alabama. Watson...

Jan 9, 2017

WATCH: Sly Crook Uses Fingers As Gun To Rob Convenience Store

A real slick criminal pulled off a monumental heist in the Harbor Gateway neighborhood of Los Angeles, California. The robbery...

Jan 9, 2017

WATCH: Bull Shark Attacks Spearfisherman In Terrifying Video

In North Queensland Australia, a spearfisherman was minding his own business when he was attacked by a rude ass bull...

Jan 9, 2017

WATCH: Guy Chokes Big Time When Making Million Dollar Throw At National Championship

With the National Championship set to kick off tonight, ESPN was pulling out all of the stops in their pregame...

Jan 6, 2017

Ft. Lauderdale Airport Shooting Video & Must-See Social Media Reactions

It’s been reported that five people have been shot dead and 13 were injured by a shooter at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood...

Jan 6, 2017

Esteban Santiago Photos: Must-See Pictures of Fort Lauderdale Shooter

Tragedy struck today at the Fort Lauderdale Airport, as gunman Esteban Santiago opened fire on civilians. It’s been reported that...

Jan 6, 2017

Natalia Dyer: Hottest Photos Of The ‘Stranger Things’ Actress

Natalia Dyer is a 19-year-old actress from Nashville, Tennessee. Natalia made her on-screen debut in 2009, playing Clarissa Granger in ...

Jan 6, 2017

WATCH: Drunk Guy Should Switch To Lighter Backpacks

An extremely intoxicated young man had a helluva time trying to remain upright while carrying two backpacks. The backpacks looked...

Jan 6, 2017

Florida Man Busted For His Weekly Routine Of Filming Upskirt Footage

Andres Jurado was arrested earlier this week for being a colossal creep. If we’re being technical, the actual crime was...

Jan 6, 2017

Kendall Jenner & A Bunch Of Other Models Got Tatted Up For ‘V’ Magazine

For V Magazine’s January cover shoot, they had a gang of scantily clad models get fake tattoos. Whoever thought of...