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Toby Hasty

Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.
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Jul 23, 2017

Trick Daddy Goes After Meek Mill In Hilarious Rant

Meek Mill released his third studio album Wins & Losses this past Friday, and it doesn’t seem like Trick Daddy...

Jul 23, 2017

Abigail Clarke: Hottest Photos Of Floyd Mayweather’s Girlfriend

Abigail Clarke is a 25-year-old reality TV star and model from the United Kingdom. She is best known for appearing...

Jul 23, 2017

Jordan Spieth Finishes Strong To Win The 2017 Open Championship

Jordan Spieth came up big down the stretch today, hitting some spectacular shots to hold off Matt Kuchar and win...

Jul 23, 2017

Scott Blumstein Wins World Series Of Poker & $8.15 Million After Hitting Three-Outer On The River

New Jersey native Scott Blumstein and Pennsylvania’s Daniel Ott were the last two players standing at the 2017 World Series...

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Jul 23, 2017

Conor McGregor & Draymond Green Get Into Argument On Instagram Over Warriors Jersey

Last night, Draymond Green got on Instagram to take a shot at Conor McGregor for wearing a Warriors jersey. Here’s...

Check Out The Amazing First Trailer For Season 2 Of ‘Stranger Things’

It feels like we’ve been getting teased about season 2 of Stranger Things for an eternity now, but mercifully, creators ...

Jul 23, 2017

Eight People Found Dead Inside Truck In San Antonio Walmart Parking Lot, Authorities Suspect Human Trafficking

Early Sunday morning, eight people were found dead inside an 18-wheeler trailer that was parked at a Walmart in San...

Jul 23, 2017

John Calipari Joins The Fun, Throws One Down In Drive-By Dunk Challenge

It’s all about the #DriveByDunkChallenge this summer, and for once, this is a viral trend that I can get behind....

Jul 22, 2017

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Jul 22, 2017

Looking To Make A Fashion Statement? Pick Up A Conor McGregor ‘Eff You’ Suit

Conor McGregor had both the sport and fashion worlds buzzing when he showed up to a press conference to promote...

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Jul 22, 2017

Starbucks Customer Springs Into Action, Beats Down Knife-Wielding Robber

On Thursday evening, 58-year-old Cregg Jerri was minding his own business at a Starbucks in Fresno, California when Ryan Flores...

Jul 22, 2017

Runaway Cow Heads To Movie Theater To Beat The Heat

We’re firmly in the dog days of summer, as every time I step out of my apartment, I feel like...

Jul 22, 2017

Branden Grace Makes History With A 62 At The Open Championship

Branden Grace played out of his mind today at the Open Championship, shooting a record-setting 62. Grace went 8-under par...

Jul 22, 2017

Jim Vance Cause Of Death: How Did The Washington, DC News Anchor Die?

On Saturday, Jim Vance passed away at the age of 75. The insanely popular news anchor was a Washington, D.C....

Jul 22, 2017

John Heard Cause Of Death: How Did The ‘Home Alone’ Actor Die?

On Friday, 72-year-old John Heard passed away at a hotel in Palo Alto, California. The beloved actor was best known...

Jul 16, 2017

At Least Seven People Have Died After Flash Flooding At Arizona Swimming Hole

Horrible news is coming out of central Arizona, as it’s being reported that several people have died from severe flash...

Jul 16, 2017

O.J. Simpson’s Parole Hearing Will Air Live On Television

O.J. Simpson has been incarcerated since 2008, and many legal pundits think that he will be granted parole at his...

Jul 16, 2017

Denver Broncos’ Cody Latimer Gets Pepper Sprayed In Wild Strip Club Fight

Video has emerged of Denver Broncos wide receiver Cody Latimer getting into a fight outside of Diamonds Cabaret in Dayton,...

Jul 16, 2017

The Suspense Is Over, Jodie Whittaker Is The New ‘Doctor Who’

After tons of secrecy and lots of speculation, it’s finally been reported that Jodie Whittaker is the new Doctor Who....

Jul 16, 2017

Roger Federer Defeats Marin Cilic To Win Wimbledon For 8th Time

Roger Federer made history today, beating Marin Cilic 6-3, 6-1, 6-4 in the finals to win Wimbledon for the eighth...

Jul 16, 2017

Madison Parker: Hottest Photos Of Aaron Carter’s Girlfriend

Madison Parker is unfortunately in the news for all the wrong reasons today. She is the girlfriend of pop singer...

Jul 16, 2017

Aaron Carter Arrested On DUI & Marijuana Possession Charges

Aaron’s party got a little out of hand on Saturday, as the 29-year-old pop singer was arrested in Georgia. Carter...

Jul 15, 2017

Will Smith To Play Genie In Live-Action Remake Of ‘Aladdin’

All sorts of bombshells are being dropped left and right at the D23 Expo today, and I’m failing to keep...

Jul 15, 2017

The First Official Teaser Trailer For ‘A Wrinkle in Time’ Is Here

At the D23 Expo today, Disney debuted the first official teaser trailer for their upcoming film A Wrinkle in Time....

Jul 15, 2017

Babe Parilli Cause Of Death: How Did The Former NFL Quarterback Die?

Vito “Babe” Parilli passed away today at 87-years-old. The former NFL, AFL, and CFL quarterback was a member of the...

Jul 15, 2017

Robert Farmer Sentenced To 16 Years In Jail For Torturing & Killing 18 Cats

On Friday, 26-year-old Robert Farmer of San Jose, California was sentenced to 16 years in county jail for committing absolutely...

Jul 15, 2017

Venus Williams: Hottest Photos Of The Tennis Star

Venus Williams is a professional tennis player from Lynwood, California. Venus was born on June 17, 1980, and she is...

Jul 15, 2017

Garbine Muguruza Defeats Venus Williams To Win Wimbledon

Garbine Muguruza bested Venus Williams in the finals at Wimbledon today, winning 7-5, 6-0 in front of a packed crowd....

Jul 15, 2017

Golf Pong Is Apparently A Thing, And Unsurprisingly, Justin Timberlake Is Amazing At It

Justin Timberlake is currently playing in the American Century Championship, as the celebrity golf tournament is running from July 14...

Jul 15, 2017

Maryam Mirzakhani Cause Of Death: How Did The Fields Medalist Die?

Maryam Mirzakhani passed away today at 40-years-old. The Stanford University math professor was the first woman to ever win the...

Jul 9, 2017

U2 Brings Out Noel Gallagher To Perform “Don’t Look Back in Anger” In London

U2 is currently on a world tour in celebration of the 30th anniversary of their beloved 1987 album The Joshua...

Jul 9, 2017

Wayne Rooney Returns To Everton After 13 Years With Manchester United

Wayne Rooney is heading back to where his professional soccer career started, as the legendary goalscorer signed a two-year deal...

Jul 9, 2017

Protesters Came Out In Droves To KKK Rally In Charlottesville, Virginia

On Saturday, roughly 50 Ku Klux Klan members and supporters held a rally at Justice Park in Charlottesville, Virginia. The...

Jul 8, 2017

Acrobat Dies Performing Stunt Before Green Day’s Concert At Mad Cool Festival In Spain

On Friday night, 42-year-old acrobat Pedro Aunión Monroy passed away after an aerial stunt at the Mad Cool Festival in...

Jul 8, 2017

Be Careful Out There, Gonorrhea Is Becoming Increasingly Difficult To Treat

In some extremely troubling news, gonorrhea is becoming harder and harder to treat with antibiotics. The sexually transmitted infection is...

Jul 8, 2017

Shia LaBeouf’s Crazy Ass Arrested On Charges Of Disorderly Conduct, Obstruction, & Public Drunkenness

Because Shia LaBeouf is allergic to staying out of trouble, the controversial actor is once again in hot water. While...

Jul 8, 2017

Recent University Of Arizona Graduate Beaten To Death In Greece Bar Brawl

In heartbreaking news, 22-year-old Bakari Henderson was beaten to death in a bar brawl on the Greek island of Zakynthos....

Jul 8, 2017

Lonzo Ball Stinks It Up In Summer League Debut, But LaVar Ball Is Still As Cocky As Ever

Lonzo Ball made his highly anticipated NBA Summer League debut last night, and besides delivering a sweet alley-oop pass, he...

Jun 12, 2017

UCF Kicker Was Told By NCAA To Shut Down His YouTube Channel

When Donald De La Haye isn’t booting field goals for the University of Central Florida’s football team, he loves to...

Jun 12, 2017

Date & Venue Might Be Set For Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor Boxing Match

It feels like we’ve been talking about a Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor boxing match for a goddamn eternity, but...

Jun 12, 2017

Man At Bonnaroo Arrested For Selling Incense And Calling It Black Tar Heroin

Bonnaroo took place this past weekend in Manchester, Tennessee, and if you were looking for some illicit substances to take...

Jun 12, 2017

Australian Rules Football Player Springboards Off Opponent To Get An Insane Amount Of Air

In today’s Australian Football League matchup between Melbourne and Collingwood, Jeremy Howe put on one of the most amazing displays...

Jun 12, 2017

Five Female Relatives Get Into Wild Brawl At Pennsylvania Waffle House

At 2:45 a.m. on Sunday morning, five female relatives grabbed a late bite to eat at a Lancaster, Pennsylvania Waffle...

Jun 12, 2017

11-Year-Old Fifth Grader Receives Football Scholarship Offer From University Of Hawaii

In case you’re looking for a self-esteem boost, it’s been reported that the University of Hawaii has offered a football...

Jun 12, 2017

Indoor Football Player Catches Touchdown, Celebrates By Pooping The Football

On Sunday, Cedar Rapids Titans wide receiver Damond Powell celebrated a touchdown catch in bizarre fashion. Watch the former Iowa...

Jun 7, 2017

Eminem Surprises High School Graduates With Beats By Dre Headphones

Because Eminem is the man, the legendary rapper surprised three graduating classes with Beats by Dre headphones. On Tuesday, June...

Jun 7, 2017

Man Nearly Dies After Shooting Refrigerator Filled With Tannerite

A man was looking to spice up a target practice session, so instead of shooting at some boring ass beer...

Jun 7, 2017

Looking For More Instagram Likes? Head To These Vending Machines In Russia

Are you in disbelief that amazing picture of your brunch didn’t perform like you were hoping on Instagram??? Have no...

Jun 7, 2017

Aly Raisman Brings The Heat In New ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’ Video

Because it’s impossible to have too much of Aly Raisman in a bikini, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit released a new, behind...

Jun 7, 2017

New York Man Dressed As ‘Tin Man’ Arrested For Drunk Driving

Nicholas Sherman is a Tim Man impersonator, who is also in the market for some brains. This past Sunday, the...

Jun 7, 2017

Sommer Ray Celebrated 15 Million Instagram Followers With A Sensational Video

Sommer Ray recently reached 15 million Instagram followers, and to celebrate this momentous occasion, she posted a sexy video of...

Jun 5, 2017

Al Pacino To Play Joe Paterno In Upcoming HBO Movie On Penn State Scandal

It’s been announced today that Al Pacino will play Joe Paterno in an upcoming HBO movie about the sexual abuse...

Jun 5, 2017

Tom Cruise Smuggles Drugs In Wild Trailer For ‘American Made’

Tom Cruise may be 54-years-old, but the legendary actor is showing no signs of slowing down. The Mummy is set...

Jun 5, 2017

‘The Mummy’ Is Getting Ripped To Shreds In Reviews

As much as I like Tom Cruise and am eagerly awaiting both Top Gun 2 and American Made, him starring...

Jun 5, 2017

Ohio State University Basketball Coach Thad Matta Announces Retirement

Today, Thad Matta held a press conference to announce that he would be retiring immediately as the men’s basketball coach...

Jun 5, 2017

‘FIFA 18’ Trailer Reveals That Cristiano Ronaldo Landed The Cover

The first official trailer for FIFA 18 was released today, and besides featuring amazing graphics, we learned that Cristiano Ronaldo...

Jun 5, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski Enjoys Hot Spring, Lets Friend Leave Handprints On Her Backside

Because Emily Ratajkowski enjoys a Ric Flair-esque lifestyle of limousine riding and jet flying, she was recently taking in the...

Jun 5, 2017

Panthers Teammates Mock Cam Newton’s Birthday Party Video With Hilarious Remake

Cam Newton turned 28-years-old on May 11, and to celebrate the occasion, he threw an extravagant birthday bash. He posted...

Jun 5, 2017

At Least 10 Students Lost Their Admission Offers To Harvard For Sharing Offensive Memes

At least 10 students cost themselves admission to Harvard University for the dumbest reason possible: memes. Apparently, the Harvard College...

Jun 3, 2017

UFC 212 Live Stream: Watch ‘Aldo vs. Holloway’ Online

UFC 212 is here, and fight fans all over the globe are in for a real treat. For just the...

Jun 2, 2017

Kathy Griffin Cries During Press Conference From Controversial Photo Backlash

Comedian Kathy Griffin held a press conference today in response to the backlash she has received for her controversial photo....

Jun 2, 2017

Izabel Goulart Rocks A Bikini, Does Some Breathtaking Yoga On A Yacht

Because there are no days off when it comes to being a supermodel, Izabel Goulart posted a video to Instagram...

Jun 2, 2017

Three Ex-Penn State Administrators Get Jail Time For Not Reporting Jerry Sandusky

Today, three former Penn State University administrators received jail time for the role they played in the Jerry Sandusky sexual...

Jun 2, 2017

Charles Oakley Passes Up Plea Deal, Will Head To Trial For Madison Square Garden Ejection

Charles Oakley passed on a plea deal today, which means that he will go to trial to fight charges stemming...

Jun 2, 2017

It’s About Time, Eminem’s Version Of “Stan” Added To Dictionary

Almost immediately after Eminem’s rap masterpiece “Stan” was released in 2000, people started using the term to describe a deranged...

Jun 2, 2017

Drug Dealer Gets His House Raided While Flaunting Money On Facebook Live

I can’t find much background information on this video, but rest assured that it is still absolutely hilarious. According to...

May 31, 2017

Candice Swanepoel Announces Her Return To Victoria’s Secret With A Sexy Lingerie Video

Candice Swanepoel had her first child on October 5, 2016, and the South African model is now ready to get...

May 31, 2017

Massive Parking Lot Brawl Breaks Out In LSU’s Tigerland Bar Area

Video of a massive brawl just outside of LSU’s campus has been recently released, and the footage is pure chaos....

May 31, 2017

College Student Has Ceremony On Subway After Delays Cause Him To Miss Graduation

On Tuesday, Jerich Marco Alcantara was all set to attend his graduation ceremony at Hunter College’s Brookdale campus. He was...

May 31, 2017

Caroline Wozniacki Frolics With A Unicorn In Hot ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’ Video

Caroline Wozniacki is currently steamrolling the competition at the 2017 French Open. The 26-year-old from Denmark defeated Jaimee Fourlis (6-4,...

May 31, 2017

‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’ Releases New Video Of Genie Bouchard’s Sexy Photo Shoot

Genie Bouchard is currently competing in the 2017 edition of the French Open. She defeated Risa Ozaki in three sets...

May 31, 2017

Lee Corso Signs Contract Extension With ESPN To Stay On ‘College GameDay’

When I saw Lee Corso’s name trending on Twitter, my heart immediately skipped a beat. First, I was worried that...

May 31, 2017

Layoffs Continue At ESPN, As John Clayton Has Been Let Go

ESPN continues to clean house, as today it was reported that John Clayton got the ax from the network. Clayton...

May 26, 2017

225-Person Choir Pays Tribute To Chris Cornell, Covers Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun”

The music world has been devastated since Chris Cornell tragically took his own life after a concert in Detroit, Michigan...

May 26, 2017

Furious Pedestrian Gets A Satisfying Dose Of Karma

A pedestrian was a tad upset with the way that a driver stopped at a red light in Adelaide, South...

May 26, 2017

Suck It, Coppers! X-Pac’s Drug Charges Were Dropped

You think you’re excited for the long Memorial Day weekend? Just imagine how fired up Sean Waltman, a.k.a. X-Pac, must...

May 26, 2017

Ariel Winter Comes In Hot With A Sexy Instagram Photo

Ariel Winter took a romantic getaway with her boyfriend and fellow actor Levi Meaden to Vancouver, Canada. Judging by the...

May 26, 2017

ESPN Hires Chip Kelly To Work As A College & NFL Analyst

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Chip Kelly went from being a dominant college coach, to having immediate success in...

May 26, 2017

Texas Approves Bill To Hunt Feral Hogs From Hot Air Balloons

Texas is living up to their batshit crazy, cowboy reputation in a major way, as they are in the process...

May 26, 2017

Texas Middle School Teacher Gives Student ‘Most Likely To Become A Terrorist’ Award

On Tuesday, Anthony Aguirre Junior High in Channelview, Texas, held an end of the year awards ceremony. It was supposed...

May 24, 2017

Justin Bieber Forgets The Words To “Despacito” In Cringeworthy Performance

Last night, Justin Bieber hopped on stage at 1 OAK in New York City. He tried to perform his part...