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Toby Hasty

Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.
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Jun 12, 2017

UCF Kicker Was Told By NCAA To Shut Down His YouTube Channel

When Donald De La Haye isn’t booting field goals for the University of Central Florida’s football team, he loves to...

Jun 12, 2017

Date & Venue Might Be Set For Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor Boxing Match

It feels like we’ve been talking about a Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor boxing match for a goddamn eternity, but...

Jun 12, 2017

Man At Bonnaroo Arrested For Selling Incense And Calling It Black Tar Heroin

Bonnaroo took place this past weekend in Manchester, Tennessee, and if you were looking for some illicit substances to take...

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Jun 12, 2017

Australian Rules Football Player Springboards Off Opponent To Get An Insane Amount Of Air

In today’s Australian Football League matchup between Melbourne and Collingwood, Jeremy Howe put on one of the most amazing displays...

Five Female Relatives Get Into Wild Brawl At Pennsylvania Waffle House

At 2:45 a.m. on Sunday morning, five female relatives grabbed a late bite to eat at a Lancaster, Pennsylvania Waffle...

Jun 12, 2017

11-Year-Old Fifth Grader Receives Football Scholarship Offer From University Of Hawaii

In case you’re looking for a self-esteem boost, it’s been reported that the University of Hawaii has offered a football...

Jun 12, 2017

Indoor Football Player Catches Touchdown, Celebrates By Pooping The Football

On Sunday, Cedar Rapids Titans wide receiver Damond Powell celebrated a touchdown catch in bizarre fashion. Watch the former Iowa...

Jun 12, 2017

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Jun 7, 2017

Eminem Surprises High School Graduates With Beats By Dre Headphones

Because Eminem is the man, the legendary rapper surprised three graduating classes with Beats by Dre headphones. On Tuesday, June...

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Jun 7, 2017

Man Nearly Dies After Shooting Refrigerator Filled With Tannerite

A man was looking to spice up a target practice session, so instead of shooting at some boring ass beer...

Jun 7, 2017

Looking For More Instagram Likes? Head To These Vending Machines In Russia

Are you in disbelief that amazing picture of your brunch didn’t perform like you were hoping on Instagram??? Have no...

Jun 7, 2017

Aly Raisman Brings The Heat In New ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’ Video

Because it’s impossible to have too much of Aly Raisman in a bikini, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit released a new, behind...

Jun 7, 2017

New York Man Dressed As ‘Tin Man’ Arrested For Drunk Driving

Nicholas Sherman is a Tim Man impersonator, who is also in the market for some brains. This past Sunday, the...

Jun 7, 2017

Sommer Ray Celebrated 15 Million Instagram Followers With A Sensational Video

Sommer Ray recently reached 15 million Instagram followers, and to celebrate this momentous occasion, she posted a sexy video of...

Jun 5, 2017

Al Pacino To Play Joe Paterno In Upcoming HBO Movie On Penn State Scandal

It’s been announced today that Al Pacino will play Joe Paterno in an upcoming HBO movie about the sexual abuse...

Jun 5, 2017

Tom Cruise Smuggles Drugs In Wild Trailer For ‘American Made’

Tom Cruise may be 54-years-old, but the legendary actor is showing no signs of slowing down. The Mummy is set...

Jun 5, 2017

‘The Mummy’ Is Getting Ripped To Shreds In Reviews

As much as I like Tom Cruise and am eagerly awaiting both Top Gun 2 and American Made, him starring...

Jun 5, 2017

Ohio State University Basketball Coach Thad Matta Announces Retirement

Today, Thad Matta held a press conference to announce that he would be retiring immediately as the men’s basketball coach...

Jun 5, 2017

‘FIFA 18’ Trailer Reveals That Cristiano Ronaldo Landed The Cover

The first official trailer for FIFA 18 was released today, and besides featuring amazing graphics, we learned that Cristiano Ronaldo...

Jun 5, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski Enjoys Hot Spring, Lets Friend Leave Handprints On Her Backside

Because Emily Ratajkowski enjoys a Ric Flair-esque lifestyle of limousine riding and jet flying, she was recently taking in the...

Jun 5, 2017

Panthers Teammates Mock Cam Newton’s Birthday Party Video With Hilarious Remake

Cam Newton turned 28-years-old on May 11, and to celebrate the occasion, he threw an extravagant birthday bash. He posted...

Jun 5, 2017

At Least 10 Students Lost Their Admission Offers To Harvard For Sharing Offensive Memes

At least 10 students cost themselves admission to Harvard University for the dumbest reason possible: memes. Apparently, the Harvard College...

Jun 3, 2017

UFC 212 Live Stream: Watch ‘Aldo vs. Holloway’ Online

UFC 212 is here, and fight fans all over the globe are in for a real treat. For just the...

Jun 2, 2017

Kathy Griffin Cries During Press Conference From Controversial Photo Backlash

Comedian Kathy Griffin held a press conference today in response to the backlash she has received for her controversial photo....

Jun 2, 2017

Izabel Goulart Rocks A Bikini, Does Some Breathtaking Yoga On A Yacht

Because there are no days off when it comes to being a supermodel, Izabel Goulart posted a video to Instagram...

Jun 2, 2017

Three Ex-Penn State Administrators Get Jail Time For Not Reporting Jerry Sandusky

Today, three former Penn State University administrators received jail time for the role they played in the Jerry Sandusky sexual...

Jun 2, 2017

Charles Oakley Passes Up Plea Deal, Will Head To Trial For Madison Square Garden Ejection

Charles Oakley passed on a plea deal today, which means that he will go to trial to fight charges stemming...

Jun 2, 2017

It’s About Time, Eminem’s Version Of “Stan” Added To Dictionary

Almost immediately after Eminem’s rap masterpiece “Stan” was released in 2000, people started using the term to describe a deranged...

Jun 2, 2017

Drug Dealer Gets His House Raided While Flaunting Money On Facebook Live

I can’t find much background information on this video, but rest assured that it is still absolutely hilarious. According to...

May 31, 2017

Candice Swanepoel Announces Her Return To Victoria’s Secret With A Sexy Lingerie Video

Candice Swanepoel had her first child on October 5, 2016, and the South African model is now ready to get...

May 31, 2017

Massive Parking Lot Brawl Breaks Out In LSU’s Tigerland Bar Area

Video of a massive brawl just outside of LSU’s campus has been recently released, and the footage is pure chaos....

May 31, 2017

College Student Has Ceremony On Subway After Delays Cause Him To Miss Graduation

On Tuesday, Jerich Marco Alcantara was all set to attend his graduation ceremony at Hunter College’s Brookdale campus. He was...

May 31, 2017

Caroline Wozniacki Frolics With A Unicorn In Hot ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’ Video

Caroline Wozniacki is currently steamrolling the competition at the 2017 French Open. The 26-year-old from Denmark defeated Jaimee Fourlis (6-4,...

May 31, 2017

‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’ Releases New Video Of Genie Bouchard’s Sexy Photo Shoot

Genie Bouchard is currently competing in the 2017 edition of the French Open. She defeated Risa Ozaki in three sets...

May 31, 2017

Lee Corso Signs Contract Extension With ESPN To Stay On ‘College GameDay’

When I saw Lee Corso’s name trending on Twitter, my heart immediately skipped a beat. First, I was worried that...

May 31, 2017

Layoffs Continue At ESPN, As John Clayton Has Been Let Go

ESPN continues to clean house, as today it was reported that John Clayton got the ax from the network. Clayton...

May 26, 2017

225-Person Choir Pays Tribute To Chris Cornell, Covers Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun”

The music world has been devastated since Chris Cornell tragically took his own life after a concert in Detroit, Michigan...

May 26, 2017

Furious Pedestrian Gets A Satisfying Dose Of Karma

A pedestrian was a tad upset with the way that a driver stopped at a red light in Adelaide, South...

May 26, 2017

Suck It, Coppers! X-Pac’s Drug Charges Were Dropped

You think you’re excited for the long Memorial Day weekend? Just imagine how fired up Sean Waltman, a.k.a. X-Pac, must...

May 26, 2017

Ariel Winter Comes In Hot With A Sexy Instagram Photo

Ariel Winter took a romantic getaway with her boyfriend and fellow actor Levi Meaden to Vancouver, Canada. Judging by the...

May 26, 2017

ESPN Hires Chip Kelly To Work As A College & NFL Analyst

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Chip Kelly went from being a dominant college coach, to having immediate success in...

May 26, 2017

Texas Approves Bill To Hunt Feral Hogs From Hot Air Balloons

Texas is living up to their batshit crazy, cowboy reputation in a major way, as they are in the process...

May 26, 2017

Texas Middle School Teacher Gives Student ‘Most Likely To Become A Terrorist’ Award

On Tuesday, Anthony Aguirre Junior High in Channelview, Texas, held an end of the year awards ceremony. It was supposed...

May 24, 2017

Justin Bieber Forgets The Words To “Despacito” In Cringeworthy Performance

Last night, Justin Bieber hopped on stage at 1 OAK in New York City. He tried to perform his part...

May 24, 2017

Two Georgia Middle School Teachers Got Into A Violent Fistfight

What’s the only thing better than a quality school fight video? A violent brawl between two teachers, of course! Fights...

May 24, 2017

Hungry Lady Maced Three Wendy’s Employees Over French Fry Dispute

Eiram Chanel Amir Dixson is very particular when it comes to her french fries, as three Wendy’s employees in Coon...

May 24, 2017

Coworkers Arrested For Having Threesome At Mississippi Restaurant

Three coworkers were arrested for doing some very unorthodox team building exercises. Triple D’s Landing was closed, so the horny...

May 24, 2017

Ole Miss Shortstop Grae Kessinger Breaks Foot Playing Ping Pong

On Tuesday, the Ole Miss Rebels were dealt a devastating blow, as an X-ray revealed that their starting shortstop Grae...

May 24, 2017

Mad Genius Put Clips From All Of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Movies Into One Epic Trailer

Leonardo DiCaprio hasn’t been in a movie since he won a long overdue Academy Award for Best Actor for his...

May 24, 2017

Tom Cruise Confirms That A ‘Top Gun’ Sequel Is Happening

Put on your finest pair of aviators because I’ve got some fantastic news for Top Gun fans. Tom Cruise went...

May 22, 2017

Drunk Man Passes Out On Top Of Stranger’s Trunk, Somehow Stays There For 14 Miles

On Thursday, May 18, a Memphis, Tennessee man got the ride of his life. He doesn’t remember any of it,...

May 22, 2017

Washington, D.C. Bar In Hot Water For Their ‘Pill Cosby’ Drink

Diet Starts Monday was originally a clothing brand, but they’ve now added a new component to their company. Co-founders Davin...

May 22, 2017

Little 500 Party Features Performances From DJ Carnage and Waka Flocka At Indiana’s ZBT House

Little 500 is one of the greatest college traditions in the entire country, and the 2017 edition of this annual...

May 22, 2017

Nicky Hayden Cause Of Death: How Did The Motorcycle Racer Die?

Nicky Hayden passed away today at 35-years-old. The motorcycle racer won the MotoGP World Championship in 2006. Nicky Hayden Cause...

May 22, 2017

Neighbor Calls Police To Shut Down Band, Officer Hops On Drums To Rock Out

This past Saturday, Vinyl Ambush was performing at a birthday party in Ontario, Canada when an upset neighbor tried to...

May 22, 2017

Ana Cheri Celebrates 10 Million Instagram Followers With Jaw-Dropping Video

On Sunday, model Ana Cheri celebrated reaching 10 million Instagram followers by posting a ridiculously hot video. After seeing Ana...

May 22, 2017

Boxer David Benavidez Knocks Opponent Under The Ropes With Devastating Combo

It was most definitely a memorable weekend for boxing, as we had three highly entertaining fights take place. Rising star...

May 19, 2017

This View Of Sara Underwood Is Spectacular In More Ways Than One

Nature buff Sara Underwood was recently taking in the beautiful sights of the Fifth Water Hot Springs in Springville, Utah....

May 19, 2017

Tom Hardy To Star In Spider-Man Spinoff ‘Venom’

Comic book lovers are pumped, as it’s just been reported that Tom Hardy will play the titular role in the...

May 19, 2017

Danielle Bregoli Of ‘Cash Me Outside’ Fame Is Going On A National Tour

After getting into fights on airplanes, starring in music videos, taking beatings in street fights, and roasting David Spade on...

May 19, 2017

Sommer Ray Puts On A Workout That You’ll Definitely Want To See

It’s been way too long since I last checked in with Sommer Ray, and for that I’m offering my sincerest...

May 19, 2017

College Kid Lets His Friend Punch Him, Immediately Regrets His Decision

In what appears to be a dorm room, a college student had an ingenious idea to let his friend drill...

May 19, 2017

Watch Mark Zuckerberg Get Accepted To Harvard University In 2003 Video

Mark Zuckerberg took a trip down memory lane last night, posting to Facebook a video of him opening his acceptance...

May 19, 2017

Tom Brady Finally Catches A Break, Lands Endorsement Deal With Aston Martin

Tom Brady continues to live a blessed life, as it was reported today that the New England Patriots quarterback has...

May 17, 2017

Two Wisconsin Teens Climbed The Golden Gate Bridge, Posted Video To YouTube

Wisconsin teens Peter Teatime and Tommy Rector have brass balls and climbing skills that I can only dream of. The...

May 17, 2017

LaVar Ball Goes On ‘The Herd with Colin Cowherd,’ Tells Kristine Leahy To “Stay In Your Lane”

LaVar Ball went on The Herd with Colin Cowherd today, and he must’ve let the news of the Los Angeles...

May 17, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski Seems To Be Enjoying Cannes, Posts Hand Bra Photo To Instagram

The 70th annual edition of the famous Cannes Film Festival is currently underway, and what better way to celebrate the...

May 17, 2017

‘Arrested Development’ Will Return For Season 5 On Netflix

With it sounding like the price of Netflix is going to increase, it’s great news that there’s always money in...

May 17, 2017

MMA Fighter Knocked Out Four Seconds Into Bout From Monster Kick To The Head

On May 13, Jordan Fowler faced off against Dylan Goforth at a Pyramid Fights event in Searcy, Arkansas. Fowler ensured...

May 17, 2017

Georgia Man Arrested For Second Time In Three Months For Pork Chop Incidents

Terry Ball is a 29-year-old man from Athens, Georgia, who really f*cking loves pork chops. He loves them so much...

May 17, 2017

Women Throw Down At A Memphis High School Graduation

Last night, Arlington High School in Memphis, Tennessee held their graduation for the class of 2017. The ceremony was held...

May 15, 2017

High School Bully Gets Knocked Out From Huge Bodyslam

A high school bully made a devastatingly bad choice when it came to selecting who would draw the brunt of...

May 15, 2017

101-Year-Old Man Becomes World’s Oldest Skydiver

Verdun Hayes just made history, as the 101-year-old man became the world’s oldest tandem skydiver. At 101 years and 37...

May 15, 2017

Kourtney Kardashian Had The Best Mother’s Day Post On Instagram

The least annoying member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, Kourtney Kardashian, won Mother’s Day by posting an insanely hot photo to...

May 15, 2017

Walmart Shoplifter Face-Plants While Trying To Make Her Escape

Ontario Provincial Police are looking for a real clumsy shoplifter. On April 26, 2017, the unidentified woman tried to leave...

May 15, 2017

Former CEO Of Paramount Pictures Brad Grey Passed Away At 59-Years-Old

Brad Grey passed away yesterday at 59-years-old. He may not have been a household name, but he played a major...

May 15, 2017

The Official Trailer For Alison Brie’s ‘GLOW’ Is Here

There has been a ton of buzz surrounding GLOW, the upcoming Netflix series about a professional women’s wrestling circuit in...

May 15, 2017

Duke Lands Five-Star Point Guard Trevon Duval

Duke University is doing their usual restocking of the cupboard, and the latest blue chip talent to join the Blue...

May 12, 2017

Katy Perry’s Music Video For “Bon Appétit” Is Unsurprisingly Insane

“Bon Appétit” is the second single off of Katy Perry’s upcoming fifth studio album. The song features Atlanta rap trio...

May 12, 2017

The Classic Air Jordan 13 Makes For Badass Golf Shoes

The iconic Air Jordan 13 has been transformed into golf shoes, and the results are absolutely fantastic. I can already...

May 12, 2017

Pepsi’s Coming Out With A Cinnamon-Flavored Soda That Precisely No One Asked For

What’s the best way to bounce back from a devastating marketing campaign? Cinnamon, of course! So long, Kendall Jenner. Hello,...