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Toby Hasty

Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.
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Feb 19, 2017

NBA All-Star Game Live Stream: How To Watch Online

The All-Star Game will fittingly be the grand finale of the 2017 NBA All-Star Weekend. This will be the 66th...

Feb 19, 2017

Maryland vs. Wisconsin Live Stream: How To Watch Online

We’ve got a sensational Big Ten showdown on tap for this afternoon, as the Maryland Terrapins will travel to Madison...

Feb 18, 2017

Adrien Broner vs. Adrian Granados Live Stream: How To Watch Online

Tonight on Showtime, Adrien Broner (32-2, 24 KOs) and Adrian Granados (18-4-2, 12 KOs) will face off in a scheduled...

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Feb 18, 2017

NBA Slam Dunk Contest Live Stream: How To Watch Online

The NBA saves the best for last when it comes to their All-Star Saturday Night, as the Slam Dunk Contest...

NBA Three-Point Contest Live Stream: How To Watch Online

The second event of NBA All-Star Saturday Night will be the always entertaining Three-Point Contest. There are two previous winners...

Feb 18, 2017

This GIF Of Sara Underwood In A Life Jacket Is Mind-Blowing

On Friday, Sara Underwood posted a GIF to Instagram that was so sexy that it nearly killed me. I thought...

Feb 18, 2017

Virginia vs. North Carolina Live Stream: How To Watch Online

Two of the country’s premier college basketball programs are set to face off tonight, as the Virginia Cavaliers will head...

Feb 18, 2017

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Feb 18, 2017

Clash At Daytona Live Stream: How To Watch Online

Tonight’s Clash at Daytona is the unofficial beginning of the 2017 NASCAR Cup Series. It’s the first race of the...

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Feb 18, 2017

NBA Skills Challenge Live Stream: How To Watch Online

The 2017 NBA Skills Challenge is a competition involving speed, ball-handling, passing, and shooting. This will be the 15th edition...

Feb 18, 2017

Man Gets Knocked Out Cold In Scary Sledding Accident

There was nothing more fun as a young buck than sledding on a snow day. Building ramps, linking sleds together...

Feb 18, 2017

Big Sean Slapped At New York Autograph Signing

Last night, Big Sean had a meet-and-greet autograph session at an F.Y.E in Ridgewood, Queens to promote his new album...

Feb 18, 2017

Kansas vs. Baylor Live Stream: How To Watch Online

We’ve got one helluva college basketball matinee on tap for Saturday, as the Kansas Jayhawks will travel to Waco to...

Feb 17, 2017

NBA Rising Stars Challenge Live Stream: How To Watch Online

The best young talent in the NBA will be showcased tonight, as the 2017 Rising Stars Challenge is set to...

Feb 17, 2017

Bebe Rexha: Hottest Photos Of The Pop Singer

Bebe Rexha is a 27-year-old pop singer, songwriter, and record producer. The Brooklyn, New York native may not be a...

Feb 17, 2017

Group Sex Disagreement Leads To Three Arrests In New York Casino

Everybody knows that casinos are aphrodisiacs. You’ve got the fancy attire, the bright lights, the booze, and the excitement that...

Feb 17, 2017

Siena Grad Hits Half-Court Shot, Gets Proposed To By Boyfriend in Disguise

Last night, the Siena Saints routed the Manhattan Jaspers, cruising to a 94-71 victory. As impressive as that blowout win...

Feb 16, 2017

JoAnna Garcia Swisher: Hottest Photos Of The Actress & Wife Of Nick Swisher

JoAnna Garcia Swisher is a 37-year-old actress from Tampa, Florida. She made her on-screen debut in 1992, playing the role...

Feb 16, 2017

Charlie Day Eats Spicy Wings In New ‘Hot Ones’ Episode

Charlie Day went on the newest episode of First We Feast’s Hot Ones to chow down on ridiculously spicy wings...

Feb 16, 2017

NC State Basketball Head Coach Mark Gottfried Fired

NC State athletic director Debbie Yow announced today that Mark Gottfried has been fired. The 53-year-old head coach of their...

Feb 16, 2017

Octopus vs. Crab Fight Has A Shocking Conclusion

Patrick Webster and Connor Gallagher were diving in Monterey Bay, California when they captured one of the most exciting fights...

Feb 16, 2017

Behind The Scenes Video Of Aly Raisman’s ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’ Shoot Is Unreal

Today, the good folks at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue posted a behind the scenes video from Aly Raisman’s 2017...

Feb 16, 2017

Cops Fight Each Other In Kentucky Detention Center

We get fights of the criminal vs. criminal or criminal vs. cop variety all of the time, but today, a...

Feb 16, 2017

Genie Bouchard: Top Five Hottest & Sexiest Videos

Genie Bouchard has been in the news a ton lately for all of the right reasons. She appeared in her...

Feb 16, 2017

DeMarcus Cousins Got Away With One Of The Most Blatant Travels You’ll Ever See

During last night’s game between the Sacramento Kings and Golden State Warriors, DeMarcus Cousins scored a very controversial two points....

Feb 15, 2017

‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Stream: Watch Season 12, Episode 7 Online Free

Last week’s episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia was an all-timer. Not only was “Hero or Hate Crime?” absolutely...

Feb 15, 2017

Duke vs. Virginia Live Stream: How To Watch Online

We’ve got a must-see ACC showdown on tap tonight, as the Duke Blue Devils will travel to Charlottesville to take...

Feb 15, 2017

Barbara Palvin Gets Wet For 2017 ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’

This will be the last of my posts on the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue today. I know, I know,...

Feb 15, 2017

Nina Agdal Rocks Textbook Hand Bras In 2017 ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’

Remember in Vegas Vacation when Rusty Griswold won four cars in four different slot machines? That’s the type of unreal...

Feb 15, 2017

Caroline Wozniacki Serves Up Some Heat In ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’

You don’t need to know anything about tennis to LOVE those photos. You’re goddamn right I’m kicking off this post...

Feb 15, 2017

Chrissy Teigen Continues ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’ Dominance In 2017 Issue

Everyone’s favorite supermodel and cold-blooded Twitter assassin Chrissy Teigen made her eighth Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue appearance. The 31-year-old triumphantly...

Feb 15, 2017

Aly Raisman’s ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’ Photos Are A Perfect 10

Aly Raisman is one of the most decorated American gymnasts of all-time, as she’s racked up a total of six...

Feb 15, 2017

Hailey Clauson’s 2017 ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’ Photos Could Melt Steel

I’ve been reporting religiously about Hailey Clauson’s appearance in the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Stalking her Instagram like a...

Feb 15, 2017

Arizona Baseball Recreates Scene From ‘Major League’ In Hilarious Video

Major League is without question on my Mount Rushmore of baseball movies. The 1989 classic follows a ragtag Cleveland Indians...

Feb 15, 2017

Genie Bouchard Photos From Her 2017 ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’ Shoot

The 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue hit the web today, and unsurprisingly, the photos of Genie Bouchard have been a...

Feb 14, 2017

UFC Schedule April 2017: Upcoming UFC Fights & Events

We’ve got three big-time UFC events on tap for the month of April, but the most excitement is definitely for...

Feb 14, 2017

UFC Schedule March 2017: Upcoming UFC Fights & Events

There will be plenty of UFC action taking place in March, with three must-see events going down over the course...

Feb 14, 2017

Man Tries To Impress Girl By Sliding Down Escalator Rail, Breaks Arm In Brutal Fall

Men have been trying to impress females with grandiose gestures since the beginning of time. Most of the time, it’s...

Feb 14, 2017

Temple’s Football Team Hired The First S.W.A.G. Coordinator

After 21 years of serving as an assistant coach at the college level, Geoff Collins is finally a head coach....

Feb 14, 2017

Benfica vs. Borussia Dortmund Live Stream: How To Watch Champions League Online

The Round of 16 for the 2016-2017 Champions League will kick off today, with two exciting matches on tap for...

Feb 14, 2017

Nina Agdal Lands March Cover Of ‘Maxim’

I feel like I’ve been beating a dead horse with all of my constant posts on Nina Agdal lately, but...

Feb 14, 2017

Floyd Mayweather & Conor McGregor Allegedly Agree On Fight Terms

The idea of a Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor fight has gone from a fun hypothetical for talk show debates...

Feb 14, 2017

Chance the Rapper’s Hot Streak Continues, Announces 2017 Spring Tour

Is there anybody in the rap game hotter than Chance the Rapper right now? Last Sunday, he won three Grammy...

Feb 12, 2017

WWE Elimination Chamber 2017 Live Stream: How To Watch Online

This Sunday, wrestling fans will be treated to a slobber-knocker of epic proportions, as the Elimination Chamber pay-per-view will make...

Feb 11, 2017

Maren Morris: Hottest Photos Of The Country Singer

Maren Morris is a country singer and songwriter from Arlington, Texas. The 26-year-old has released four studio albums and one...

Feb 11, 2017

Warriors vs. Thunder Live Stream: How To Watch Online

Excluding the NBA Finals rematch between the Golden State Warriors and Cleveland Cavaliers, this is the most anticipated game of...

Feb 11, 2017

Kelsea Ballerini: Hottest Photos Of The Country Singer

Kelsea Ballerini is a 23-year-old country pop singer and songwriter from Mascot, Tennessee. She grew up in Knoxville, Tennessee, and...

Feb 11, 2017

Gonzaga vs. Saint Mary’s Live Stream: How To Watch Online

We’ll be treated to a showdown between the top two teams in the West Coast Conference tonight, as the Gonzaga...

Feb 11, 2017

Tori Kelly: Hottest Photos Of The Singer & Songwriter

Tori Kelly is a 24-year-old singer and songwriter from Wildomar, California. Her dad is Jamacian and Puerto Rican, while her...

Feb 11, 2017

NCAA Announces Top 16 Seeds For March Madness Tournament

Today, the NCAA Tournament committee revealed their top 16 seeds for March Madness. It’s cool to see what the committee...

Feb 11, 2017

Old Man Hits Burger King Employee With A Huge Slap

An old man took Burger King’s “Have It Your Way” slogan way too far. Inside of asking for extra ketchup...

Feb 11, 2017

Florida Man Shot Wife In Butt After She Wouldn’t Consummate Marriage

Florida man Donald Royce may be 76-years-old, but this dude still likes to get it in. After being with his...

Feb 11, 2017

Tourist Gets Too Close, Elephant Launches Her Away With Trunk

A woman in Thailand learned the hard way not to get too close to an elephant. Watch the elephant effortlessly...

Feb 11, 2017

Villanova vs. Xavier Live Stream: How To Watch Online

We’ve got some quality matinee college basketball on tap for today, as the Villanova Wildcats will travel to Cincinnati to...

Feb 10, 2017

Alabama Woman Belts Out A Terrific ‘Roll Tide’ On ‘The Price Is Right’

On today’s episode of The Price Is Right, Annette Peterson of Alabama got a chance to spin the wheel. She...

Feb 10, 2017

Bella Heathcote: Hottest Photos Of The ‘Fifty Shades Darker’ Actress

Bella Heathcote is a 29-year-old actress from Melbourne, Australia. She made her on-screen debut in 2008, playing Petra in the...

Feb 10, 2017

Eloise Mumford: Hottest Photos Of The ‘Fifty Shades Darker’ Actress

Eloise Mumford is a 30-year-old actress from Olympia, Washington. She made her on-screen debut in 2008, taking on the role...

Feb 10, 2017

Three Classy Ladies Brawl In The Snow

The best thing about a snowstorm is that it always seems to produce viral moments. Whether it’s jackasses falling while...

Feb 10, 2017

UCLA Cheerleader Falls Off Pyramid, Then Gets Dropped While Being Carried Off Court

Last night, the #10 ranked UCLA Bruins rallied from 19 points down to pick up a huge 82-79 victory over...

Feb 10, 2017

These Guys Had A Golf Round Full Of Beer & Debauchery

There’s nothing like hitting the links with your buddies and having a few cold ones. And with all this bullshit...

Feb 9, 2017

Nina Agdal Wears Nothing But Shaving Cream In New Video

I’m not exactly sure why Nina Agdal is a spokesperson for Edge shaving gel, but I’m sure as hell not...

Feb 9, 2017

Oregon vs. UCLA Live Stream: How To Watch Online

If you love college basketball, you’re going to want to chug a Red Bull this evening. Because at 10:00 p.m....

Feb 9, 2017

Jenny Slate: Hottest Photos Of ‘The Lego Batman Movie’ Actress

Jenny Slate is a 34-year-old comedian, actress, and author from Milton, Massachusetts. She made her on-screen debut in 2005, playing...

Feb 9, 2017

North Carolina vs. Duke Live Stream: How To Watch Online

The next chapter in the greatest rivalry in college basketball will take place tonight, as the North Carolina Tar Heels...

Feb 9, 2017

University Of Bristol Students In Hot Water For Racially Insensitive Costumes

Two University of Bristol students are facing heavy scrutiny after dressing up as an Orange Is the New Black character....

Feb 9, 2017

Hailey Clauson Continues Instagram Onslaught

If you didn’t know by now, I am a big-time Hailey Clauson fan. I’m not even just on the bandwagon...

Feb 9, 2017

Philly News Reporter Drops Super Awkward Gay Joke

Steve Keeley of Philadelphia’s FOX 29 was out in the elements this morning doing some reporting on the snow. While...

Feb 8, 2017

Grammys Performers 2017: Who Is Performing At The Grammys?

The 59th annual edition of the Grammy Awards are set to take place this Sunday. James Corden will handle the...

Feb 8, 2017

Grammys 2017: Date, Start Time & TV Channel

This Sunday, James Corden will host the 2017 Grammy Awards, and this is a must-see event for any music lover....

Feb 8, 2017

‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Stream: Watch Season 12, Episode 6 Online Free

In tonight’s “Hero or Hate Crime?” episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Gang tries to figure out who’s...

Feb 8, 2017

Check Out The Intense Trailer For Horror Movie ‘It Comes at Night’

The first trailer for It Comes at Night was released earlier today, and it is creating a tremendous amount of...

Feb 8, 2017

According To This Photo, Genevieve Morton Prefers To Sleep Au Naturale

Genevieve Morton revealed to all of her Instagram followers what she prefers to wear to sleep. The 30-year-old South African...

Feb 8, 2017

Georgia State University Student Shot At Off-Campus Apartment

Police are currently investigating a shooting that took place at an apartment complex just off of Georgia State University’s campus....

Feb 8, 2017

Woman Tries To Take Selfie With Shark, Gets Hand Bitten For Being A Moron

A 35-year-old Brazilian tourist was strolling the beaches of Fernando de Noronha, when she had the bright idea to try...

Feb 8, 2017

Hailey Clauson Stars In Funny or Die Sketch, Posts Insanely Hot Photo To Instagram

Following Hailey Clauson on Instagram over the last 24 hours has been an insanely rewarding experience. First, she posted a...

Feb 8, 2017

Syracuse’s Tyus Battle Has Ice Water In His Veins, Drills Buzzer-Beating Three

Last night, Syracuse was taking on Clemson at Littlejohn Coliseum in a nail-biter of an ACC contest. With seven seconds...

Feb 7, 2017

Nina Agdal Lands The March Cover Of ‘Health’ Magazine

In a very positive development, Nina Adgal landed the cover of the March issue of Health. The bulk of Nina’s...

Feb 7, 2017

George Lopez Goes Crazy, Kicks Out Fan With Expletive-Laced Tirade

During a stand-up comedy set at the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, Arizona on Saturday night, George Lopez blew a gasket...

Feb 7, 2017

Brittney Jones Wanted By Police For Graphic Courthouse Video

Everybody’s favorite criminal and amateur porn star Brittney Jones is in some more trouble. Jones recently achieved viral fame for...

Feb 7, 2017

Dirt Bike Jump Almost Goes Terribly Wrong, Rider Lands On The Hood Of A Jeep

Some bros were out in the desert getting super gnarly with Jeeps and dirt bikes when disaster nearly stuck. There...

Feb 7, 2017

Boxer Knocked Out By Fan Throwing Ice Bucket Into Ring

On Saturday, January 28, 2017, Toronto’s Brandon Cook took on Montreal’s Steven Butler in a light middleweight championship bout at...