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Aug 18, 2011News
The 9 Frattiest Theme Parties

The 9 Frattiest Theme Parties

Sometimes you just need to mix it up a bit from the normal keg party. Sure, ladies love the casual get down as much as a bro, but every so often you need to crank it up to watch 'em drop. At COED, we put our collective heads together [...pause] to help you out with some good ideas. If you wanna go full-tilt, we've even included what drinks you should serve. Check out our frat-tastic list after the jump.

Jul 17, 2011WTF
5 Flavors Ben & Jerry’s Should Make

5 Flavors Ben & Jerry’s Should Make

Stoners the world over think Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors are the greatest thing since sliced bread. With names like "Magic Brownies" and "Half Baked" it's no wonder why this frozen treat is a favorite amongst music fest goers. If you're an ice cream fan (and I'm sure you are), you've probably come up with your own flavor names that you think Ben & Jerry's should have invented. See the ones on our list after the jump!

Jul 5, 2011News
How To Skip Work Like A Boss

How To Skip Work Like A Boss

It's 8:34 a.m. and you're still in bed, hung-over and bleary-eyed  from the bar crawl the night before. You've hit the snooze button five times already and you've gotta be at work in 15 minutes. Even if rabid dogs or fat women were chasing you, there is no possible way you can get your ass into the office today. So what do you do? You pick up that phone and use one of these fool-proof excuses to get out of work. Check out our list after the jump.

Jun 21, 2011Style + Grooming
8 Rides That’ll Have Her Riding Your Stick Shift

8 Rides That’ll Have Her Riding Your Stick Shift

Since the dawn of time, guys have used their cars to make them look and feel cool. Old men buy slick Corvettes to make them feel younger. Guys who suffer from the Napoleon complex buy huge Chevy pickup trucks to make them feel better about what they lack in size. Funny thing is, that sh*t works. In a recent study, women admitted they are more attracted to men driving Porsches. Apparently, a man driving a luxury car was more appealing to date than a man driving "a Honda Civic." Who knew. Check out our list of 8 cars guaranteed to get you laid after the jump.

Jun 20, 2011Music
Baby Making Music: The 10 Best Bands To Get Laid To [VIDEOS]

Baby Making Music: The 10 Best Bands To Get Laid To [VIDEOS]

Getting laid is, hands down, the best thing in the world. The only way you can do better than getting your rocks off is having an awesome soundtrack to accompany it. A great band helps to set the tone for your boning and gives you an auditory cue for when to pick up the pace or slacken off. Check out our list of 10 bands and artists to crank up the next time you hook up after the hump... we mean, jump.

Jun 6, 2011News
What Your Summer Job Says About You [VIDEOS]

What Your Summer Job Says About You [VIDEOS]

Summer is the season of great indulgence. School's out, the drinks are flowing freely and bikinis are everywhere. But for some people, summer is the time to earn a bit of extra cash. Whether you're working at a camp or that dude in the funny little hat screaming, "Hot dogs! Get your hotdogs here!" at the baseball game, where you choose to work during the summer says a lot about you. Find out what yours means and check out some hilarious movie-related clips after the jump!

May 7, 2011News
America’s 5 Most Stoned Cities

America’s 5 Most Stoned Cities

Back on 4/20, The Daily Beast came out with their rankings of pot-smoking cities. If anything it proved that America loves its weed. From medical marijuana being legalized or decriminalized to pot farms popping up all over, The U.S. is getting stoned. Not that it's all that surprising, weed has been the gateway drug of choice for millions of teenagers and aging ex-hippies for years, right propagandists? Ever since that first caveman decided to try some reefer way back in the day, people have been smoking up all over the globe. So which U.S. cities toke the most Mary Jane? Find out after the jump!

Apr 13, 2011News
The 5 Definitive Types Of Drunks

The 5 Definitive Types Of Drunks

Drunk people are fun: they can't walk in a straight line and they have trouble saying "no." And if your buddy is completely hammered, you can get him to do things he wouldn't normally do sober, like pick up a fat girl (both literally and in the 'porking' sense) or try to learn how to fly. While there are many benefits to being drunk, there's a dark underbelly that accompanies alcohol as well. For those of us who don't know our boundaries, we can end up with vomit all over our shirts, passed out naked on a park bench or handcuffed in the back of a paddy wagon. So what kind of drunk are you? Are you a crybaby, annoying or just a raving lunatic? Find out after the jump!

Apr 7, 2011Style + Grooming
What Her Pet Says About Her

What Her Pet Says About Her

It is said that owning a pet leads to a longer and happier life. Not only can they provide you with hours of entertainment, but if you happen to own a cute and cuddly puppy or kitten, your chances of getting laid pretty much skyrocket. With that having been said, the types of pets people choose to own often reflects that individuals key traits and general personalities. If you want to find out if your next potential hookup is a complete psycho or a totally rad chick, then take a moment to find out what kinds of pets she might own and how she interacts with them.

Apr 1, 2011Culture
How To Get Over A Break Up Quickly

How To Get Over A Break Up Quickly

Getting dumped sucks, and since the dawn of time, the dreaded "it's not you, it's me" conversation has broken hearts and bruised egos everywhere. Whether you were with your girl for five months or five years, you'll still flinch when she sits you down for "that talk." You may suffer from several different kinds of impulses after your lady leaves: from drinking nine shots of whiskey to standing outside her window late at night playing Peter Gabriel from a boombox; none of your post-dumping decisions will be good ideas. So, put down that boombox and your PBR party ball and check out our five tips for getting over a breakup quickly after the jump!

Mar 26, 2011News
The 7 Best Malt Liquors

The 7 Best Malt Liquors

It’s no wonder why 40s are the drink of choice on most college campuses. Why would you spend $3.50 for...

Mar 22, 2011Style + Grooming
5 Pages From Prince William’s Pick Up Playbook

5 Pages From Prince William’s Pick Up Playbook

Chicks worldwide are going gaga over Prince Willam. Is it because he's the heir to the British throne? Or is it that he's 6'3, blonde and more suave than Rico? Whatever the reason, the dude possesses a number of traits that women find irresistible and that us normal guys can certainly learn a thing or two from. Luckily, Prince William is already engaged to the Berkshire hottie, Kate Middleton, so we can rule him out as competition. But if you're single and want to pick up a girl that's every bit as gorgeous as she is, you have to dive right into Prince William's pick up playbook. Here are the top 5 pages you should memorize... See the top 5 pages you should learn after the jump!

Mar 15, 2011News
COED’s Music Festival Guide To Picking Up Chicks

COED’s Music Festival Guide To Picking Up Chicks

Spring is just around the corner and that means the season of music festivals is almost upon us. Coachella, SXSW, and Bonnaroo are just some of the events to look forward to this coming season since, as we all know, music festivals are a great place to meet hot girls. Everybody is either drunk or doped up, wearing nearly next to nothing because of the heat and totally enthralled with the music.If you want to pick up chicks in between sets or capitalize on the free flowin' emotions during one, follow these five easy tips that coincide with the fest you're attending. Read our full guide to picking up chicks at the various music festivals after the jump!

Feb 26, 2011Style + Grooming
5 Reasons Why It’s Great To Be A Geek

5 Reasons Why It’s Great To Be A Geek

Geeks have come a long way since the era of pocket protectors, duct-taped glasses, and "Revenge of the Nerds". The internet's done wonders for dweebs with social networking sites allowing them to have a voice and style that was previously never seen or heard. With technology growing at a rapid rate, geeks will only become more... precious. So if you were one of those poor souls who had his head crammed down the toilet bowl in high school, now is the time to rejoice! Here are five reasons why it's totally rad to be an awkward geeky dude. Read more after the jump!

Jan 26, 2011Smoking
Which Weed Smoking Device Is Right For You?

Which Weed Smoking Device Is Right For You?

Pot is good. It mellows you out, eliminates your girl's cramps during that time of the month so she can stop bitching, and is proven to slow the tumor growth rate of some cancers. Some people prefer one hitters to pipes; others swear by bongs. So which technique is right for you? Check out your options and let us know which method you prefer after the jump!

Jan 12, 2011News
5 Reasons You Shouldn’t Be In A Band [DON’T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB!]

5 Reasons You Shouldn’t Be In A Band [DON’T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB!]

Musicians are like today's Greek Gods. They're rich, good looking, crazy, and can get laid whenever and wherever they want. For us mere mortals though, being in a band can sometimes be a really bad idea. Read more after the jump!

Jan 3, 2011Culture
How To Pick Up Chicks On Facebook

How To Pick Up Chicks On Facebook

Social media sites can help you find smokin' hot ladies that share common friends, backgrounds, and even interests with you. Want to score a girl who loves football and chowing down on buffalo wings? Facebook may hold your golden ticket. Seven percent of the world's population uses Facebook, which means 21,000,000 women on Facebook could be your next potential ex girlfriend. Be careful when navigating the uncharted terrain of social meda dating. You don't want to obsessively message every woman who pops up in your "People You May Know" box. Here are some tips for picking up broads on social media sites without appearing like a creeper.