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Mar 24, 2014

Tony Bennett Agrees: Contemporary Music Is the Worst

For some, it’s just a vague, nagging suspicion that new music sucks–while others can get positively histrionic about it.  But...

Mar 24, 2014

Iggy Pop Longs for Death by Shark

It makes sense that Iggy Pop should have mortality on his mind. Forget for a second that Scott Asheton, drummer...

Mar 21, 2014

Despite Reports, Kurt Cobain Case Remains Closed

Those of us who attended high school in the 1990s will have a fantastic opportunity to feel really old next...

Mar 21, 2014

John Lennon Letter Complaining of Rock Star Urine Goes Up for Auction

1975 saw former Beatle John Lennon separated from Yoko Ono and living it up in Los Angeles with characters like...

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Mar 20, 2014

Kate Winslet Mulls 10 Years of “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”

Academy Award-winning actress Kate Winslet has been in the news recently for turning up in the completely un-Oscar worthy Divergent–most...

“Star Wars: Episode VII”: R2D2 Returns! So We Know That…

People have been speculating about it since the mid-1980s—what more can we expect from the Star Wars franchise?  After releasing...

Mar 19, 2014

Courtney Love Thinks She’s Found Missing Malaysian Plane

Courtney Love thinks she’s found Malaysian Airlines Flight 370. You know Malaysian Airlines Flight 370, right? It’s been a full...

Mar 18, 2014

M.I.A. Flips Off The NFL over $16 Million Lawsuit

Anyone who’s listened to M.I.A. can’t help but get the impression that she’s the sort who’d shank you at a...

Mar 18, 2014

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Mar 13, 2014

Tinder App Is Confirming Celebrities For Hook-Ups

Tinder, as many of us know, is that wildly popular app that analyzes our Facebook data and, based upon our...

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Mar 12, 2014

Ricky Gervais Was Traumatized by A Nude Louis CK [VIDEO]

Ricky Gervais made an appearance on last night’s Conan on the pretense of plugging his work in the new Muppets...

Mar 12, 2014

Lena Dunham to Retire from Acting?

Three names in entertainment have been darn near impossible to escape this year: Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Lena Dunham. ...

Mar 12, 2014

“Sex Box” Coming to American Television

Yes, it's time to watch couples having sex in a box on television--and it's called Sex Box because it's so high-concept...

Mar 10, 2014

Jonah Hill Owes Oscar Nods to Alcohol

It wasn’t so many years ago that Jonah Hill’s career seemed to be following the trajectory of a Chris Farley...

Mar 10, 2014

So Long, Mrs. Krabappel: “The Simpsons” Salutes Marcia Wallace [VIDEO]

Check out the video of The Simpsons' (second) tribute to longtime cast member Marcia Wallace....

Mar 10, 2014

Lena Dunham Follows Up SNL With Zany Sexual Molestation Joke

Lena Dunham’s debut as host of this weekend’s Saturday Night Live was about as well-received as her HBO series Girls–many...

Mar 10, 2014

“I F**king Love Science” Facebook Page to Become TV Series

It’s been a great few weeks for popular science.  Bill Nye’s been making his rounds in the media, and Neil...

Mar 6, 2014

Nicki Minaj’s Instagram Photos: More Naked Than You’d Think

With all due respect to Randy Jackson, there are other American Idol judges we’d prefer to see topless.  Mariah Carey? ...

Mar 6, 2014

Shia LaBeouf (And “Nymphomaniac”) Banned In Turkey [VIDEO]

Lars Van Trier’s Nymphomaniac: Volume I is scheduled for release in American theaters March 6th.  But the film–featuring graphic, actual...

Mar 5, 2014

HUVR Hover Board Hoax Spoiled By “Funny or Die” Costume Designer

It hadn’t even been a full day since the viral campaign began—featuring Tony Hawk, Terrell Owens, Moby, and Doctor Emmett...

Mar 4, 2014

E! Reporter Asks Mindy Kaling What Color She Likes In Guys… [VIDEO]

While Mindy Kaling, star of Fox’s The Mindy Project, first made a name for herself as superficial ditz Kelly Kapoor...

Mar 3, 2014

Scarlett Johansson is Pregnant: Console Yourself With Pics [PHOTOS]

[45 pics!] Scarlett Johansson seems serious about this marriage thing--so look back at memorable moments that we'll soon have to consider pre-MILF...

Mar 2, 2014

Will Smith & Son Sweep The Razzie Awards

The Oscars, as we all know, rewards excellence in cinema.  Conversely, the Golden Raspberry Foundation is out to call out ...

Feb 28, 2014

Miley Cyrus Has Met Brooke Candy, Now See More Of Her [PHOTOS + VIDEO]

February 28, 2014: Miley Cyrus keeps kissing girls, and she's found a keeper in genuine bad girl Brooke Candy!

Feb 28, 2014

Creepy Rich Austrian Pays $500,000 to Irritate Kim Kardashian

The Vienna Annual Opera Ball is a classy affair—if you’re bringing an escort, you really ought to spring for the...

Feb 27, 2014

Keri Russell Got Pretty Explicit on “The Americans” Last Night [PICS]

Keri Russell kept her promise that the new season of The Americans was going to have some very explicit sex...

Feb 26, 2014

Ellen Page To Get Even More Gay With Julianne Moore in “Freeheld”

Inception darling Ellen Page was, for the most part, lauded for publicly announcing that she was, in fact, gay.  This...

Feb 25, 2014

Celebrating One Full Week of the Tonight Show Minus Leno

The numbers came in over the weekend; Jimmy Fallon, the intrepid, newly-christened heir to NBC’s Tonight Show, trounced the competition. ...

Feb 24, 2014

Happy Birthday to Billy Zane, D-Bag from “Titanic”

It’s about as essential to one’s understanding of American cinema as the alphabet is to grade school; James Cameron’s epic-among-epics,...

Nov 13, 2013

“Family Guy” Fan? You’re Probably Poor

If you make it a point not to miss Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, or essentially any cartoon with Seth...