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Dec 13, 2010Girls
A Pictorial History Leonardo Dicaprio’s Hottest Hook Ups

A Pictorial History Leonardo Dicaprio’s Hottest Hook Ups

He wanted you to show him the blueprints. He asked if you could spare some timber. And he's absolutely mindf**ked you the bejesus out of you with his past two theatrical releases. In short, Leo does what he wants when he wants, no questions asked. He's one of the most versatile actors in cinema and quite possibly the best actor of his generation.

Dec 1, 2010Sports
COED Presents: The Worst Sportsman of the Year 2010 [VOTE]

COED Presents: The Worst Sportsman of the Year 2010 [VOTE]

Drew Brees was recently awarded Sportsman of the Year by Sports Illustrated.  Brees not only won a Super Bowl against Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts last February, but has made significant contributions off the field as well.  Of course you tend to not hear about it since our sports news off the field typically focurs on DUIs or domestic abuse, a player’s displeasure with their current team, or better yet, where they are taking their “talents.” Brees is a breath of fresh air and we 100% fully endorse SI's selection. To ensure we have MORE of him and LESS of the other jackasses, we're doling out "awards" for the Worst Sportsmen of the Year.

Nov 24, 2010Movies
7 Classic Dinner Scenes In Movies

7 Classic Dinner Scenes In Movies

As Thanksgiving Day approaches, we anticipate the festive meal with our loved ones in which we give thanks. Some have no trouble looking forward to a day filled with loved ones and joy. Then there are those who know there in for a roller coaster, whether it’s an Uncle who is way too loud or a cousin who nobody looks forward to seeing. A look at some movies which display amusing happenings at the dinner table.

Nov 21, 2010WTF
The Most Ridiculous Movie Plots Ever

The Most Ridiculous Movie Plots Ever

Unstoppable came out this past weekend and earned around $23 million at the box office, placing it second behind Megamind. The plot centers on a rail company frantically working to prevent an unmanned, half-mile-long freight train carrying combustible liquids and poisonous gas from wiping out a city. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, don't judge a movie by its trailer; it's been receiving favorable reviews. However, after seeing the trailer we felt compelled to touch upon some especially terrible movie plots.

Nov 11, 2010TV
ALIENS: Invading Or Already Here? (Skyline vs. The Event)

ALIENS: Invading Or Already Here? (Skyline vs. The Event)

We all have a stereotypical view of space invaders - they're typically ugly motherf*ckers. Look no further than E.T., Aliens, Independence Day or the latest alien invasion flick, "Skyline" opening in theaters Friday, 11/12. Everyone thinks these foreign cretins will come to our planet on some sort of UFO and attack. What if they're already among us like in the new NBC hit The Event?

Oct 31, 2010Sports
The NFL’s Most Notorious Headhunters

The NFL’s Most Notorious Headhunters

In light of the NFL’s attempt to make the game resemble flag football (the less contact, the better), we take a look at some of the most intimidating players the NFL has ever seen. They may try to reduce the pain now, but we’ll always have the past to bask in, past players and present.

Oct 25, 2010Sports
COED’s Letter to Brett Favre’s Wife, Deanna Favre

COED’s Letter to Brett Favre’s Wife, Deanna Favre

With Brett Favre slowly 'fessing up to his extramarital affaris with former New York Jets reporter Jenn Sterger, COED decided to write a letter to Brett's wife Deanna Favre to lend some support. As George Michael once sang, "You Gotta Have Faith." Place your faith in us, Deanna!

Oct 22, 2010Sports
COED’s Pinheads of Pro Sports: Volume 1

COED’s Pinheads of Pro Sports: Volume 1

Nobody’s perfect.  Mistakes are bound to happen and so long as you learn from them, there’s opportunity to grow.  As...

Oct 22, 2010Sports
What The H Are The Rangers Wearing Around Their Necks?

What The H Are The Rangers Wearing Around Their Necks?

The Texas Rangers are poised to win their first AL pennant ever with a win over the New York Yankees...

Oct 21, 2010Sports
Idiot’s Guide to the 2010-2011 NHL Season: Week 1

Idiot’s Guide to the 2010-2011 NHL Season: Week 1

The first week of the NHL season has given us plenty, from big names returning to their former teams to big hits leading to infuriated teams. Nothing is more surprising then the Edmonton Oilers, who with two wins in their first three games, just might avoid finishing in last place this season.

Oct 19, 2010Sports
5 Unluckiest Sports Figures Of The Last Two Decades

5 Unluckiest Sports Figures Of The Last Two Decades

When it comes to sports sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good. Just ask Phil Jackson. While he’s been one of the luckier sports figures, there are some who have no choice but to raise their arms to the sport gods and scream, “why me?!?” Who are some of the unluckier sports names past and present?

Oct 12, 2010Sports
MLB Players In The Playoffs Who Strike Out at the Bar

MLB Players In The Playoffs Who Strike Out at the Bar

These select individuals excel on the baseball diamond but their successes circling the bases with the ladies don't match up. We have a feeling the following players are far from players that crush a lot. Now entering the game, Ashley Dupre.

Oct 11, 2010TV
Brett Favre’s Balls: Big Enough For A Threesome With Jenn Sterger And Ines Sainz?

Brett Favre’s Balls: Big Enough For A Threesome With Jenn Sterger And Ines Sainz?

On Monday Night Football, the majority of viewers will be starving for details on Favre's sexts with former Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger. The question COED has is: Are Brett's balls big enough to parlay a threesome with Sterger and Azteca TV reporter, Ines Sainz, who was recently harassed by the Jets a few weeks ago.

Oct 8, 2010Sports
Technical Foul Guideline Changes Endanger Rasheed Wallace’s Record

Technical Foul Guideline Changes Endanger Rasheed Wallace’s Record

Who knows how many technical fouls Rasheed Wallace would have to his name had this happened while he was still playing? For those of you who didn’t hear the news, the NBA has revamped the definitions of behavior that will result in technical fouls next season. These rules were implemented to limit the following:

Oct 4, 2010TV
It’s Not HBO, It’s The NHL On HBO

It’s Not HBO, It’s The NHL On HBO

HBO is doing a reality show about the Winter Classic. The series will focus around the matchup between the Pittsburgh Penguins and Washington Capitals on January 1st, 2011. Four hour long episodes will air before and after the game.

Sep 30, 2010Sports
Blame The Wild Card For Division Races Sucking

Blame The Wild Card For Division Races Sucking

With less than a week remaining in the MLB season, there are a few playoff spots that remain undecided. So why isn’t it as exciting as it should be?

Sep 29, 2010Sports
NFL Week 3 Recap: Hit The Panic Button?

NFL Week 3 Recap: Hit The Panic Button?

Before last Sunday’s games, there were eight teams getting ready to hit the panic button at 0-2. Some teams gave their fans a glimmer of hope (Dallas Cowboys, Minnesota Vikings), some avoided a potential winless season (St. Louis Rams), and some still face that possibility (Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers).