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Why Your Vote Doesn’t Count, Plus 40 Funny Political Cartoons

Why Your Vote Doesn’t Count, Plus 40 Funny Political Cartoons

November 8th is Election Day. While 2011's an "off-year", next year will be the big one for the highly coveted position of "Leader of the Free World". With campaigns kicking into high gear, we can expect a lot of fat, over-privileged white males to feed us the same tired line of crap they’ve been feeding us for years. Sorry folks, it’s not about freedom, liberty, or any of that other crap; elections in this country are about one thing. Find out why your vote doesn't count, vote in our incredibly ironic poll, and check out 40 funny political cartoons after the jump.

Aug 19, 2011Sports
Pro Wrestling’s Worst Finishers Of All-Time [POLL]

Pro Wrestling’s Worst Finishers Of All-Time [POLL]

This week, we paid tribute to Hulk Hogan for his birthday. While the man is arguably the most iconic wrestler of all-time, many fans thought he was all shtick and no substance. If you really sit back and take a look at his arsenal of weaponry, it's kind of a joke. So, it got us thinking, what are some of the worst finishers in wrestling history? We know there are a MILLION of them that could fill up a library's worth of sh*tty books. Since we've already shown you the best finishers it's time to take a look at the absolute worst. Check out our slideshow then vote in our poll after the jump.

May 2, 2011Sports
Wrestling’s Top 10 Submission Finishers Of All-Time! [VIDEOS]

Wrestling’s Top 10 Submission Finishers Of All-Time! [VIDEOS]

The best kind of wrestling in my book has to be good ol' down and dirty submission wrestling. While it doesn’t have the appeal of a perfect shooting star press, it’s still effective and damn fun to watch. Over the years, we’ve seen some great submission holds develop, but which ones cane we say are truly the best? It’s a great debate, but we at COED Magazine have done the dirty work and came up with the 10 best submission holds in wrestling history! Some may shock you, some may piss you off, but they all hurt like a motherf*cker if they get slapped on you!

Feb 18, 2011Sports
Pro Wrestling’s 10 Greatest Finishing Moves Of All Time: Attacks & Throws

Pro Wrestling’s 10 Greatest Finishing Moves Of All Time: Attacks & Throws

Finishers used to mean a lot more in pro wrestling, and that’s not to say they're meaningless now. However, there's something to be said for the fact that since an epic match between Stone Cold and The Rock at Wrestlemania, everyone seems to kick out of everyone else’s finisher, thus degrading their value. Nonetheless, they are still a vital part of the storyline in the ring. When used in the right place, they're the explosive exclamation point to a climactic ending. PLEASE NOTE: These moves are attacks and throws only. We didn't include aerial or submission finishers. Those will be covered in the weeks to come. See our picks after the jump!

Jan 24, 2011Stuff
15 Best Booze-Related Inventions

15 Best Booze-Related Inventions

They say of all the great inventions man's ever created, alcohol could be the best. So, it's no wonder humanity's greatest minds would invent bigger, bolder, and better ways to enjoy man's greatest invention. From the flabongo to the morning after pill, we present to you the 15 best booze-related inventions. See the full list after the jump!

Jan 13, 2011Sports
The 5 Greatest Kings Of The Ring

The 5 Greatest Kings Of The Ring

The Royal Rumble is today, January 30th. It's a battle royale that often grants the winner a shot at the title. Another battle royale tournament, The King Of The Ring, came around and eventually was discontinued. There have been a slew of "Kings Of The Ring" over the past three decades, so we decided to take a look at the greatest blue bloods to ever don the crown. See our selections after the jump!

Dec 30, 2010News
30 Indie Albums of 2010 You Need To Hear

30 Indie Albums of 2010 You Need To Hear

It's that time of year again, when we look back on the year and recount our favorite memories. Our favorite movies, our favorite TV shows, and even our favorite music, and this year, we had a lot of great albums. But don't worry, I won't be going on and on about how great the new Kanye album is, nor will try and debate with you Pinkerton loving elitists how great the new Weezer albums were because it'd be like talking to a brick wall. What I will do, however, is tell you about the 30 best albums from this year you need to hear.

Dec 24, 2010News
The Ultimate Christmas Music Playlist (1984-2010)

The Ultimate Christmas Music Playlist (1984-2010)

One of the best things about Christmas time is the music. It's bright, colorful, and warm; just what you need to get through the cold winter months. I, being a young angry man, have the punk rock attitude of going a bit against the grain. While I do appreciate the likes of Burl Ives, Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, and even the wholly depressing "Happy Christmas (War Is Over)" by John Lennon, I prefer my diet of Christmas music to be a bit more modern. So today I bring to you, some of my favorite modern Christmas tunes. Enjoy!!