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  • Feb 11, 2016

    Video of the Day

    How Anakin Skywalker really lost his arm.

Jan 14, 2010Entertainment
Man vs. Zombies Twitter

Man vs. Zombies Twitter

Until relatively recently, I thought that twitter was a wasteland of status updates about how often one needed to use...

Sep 9, 2008News
Natalie Dylan Auctions Virginity on Howard Stern

Natalie Dylan Auctions Virginity on Howard Stern

San Diego student Natalie Dylan is broke as a joke and can’t afford to finance her college education. Welcome to...

Aug 13, 2008Culture
How To Fly With Pot

How To Fly With Pot

Nothing makes for a relaxing vacation like toking on some dank sh*t. But if your plans involve flying, getting your...

Aug 10, 2008Culture
Do You Masturbate Too Much?

Do You Masturbate Too Much?

Experts are saying that if you’re freeing willy numerous times a day, every day, you’ve got yourself a problem. Now,...

Apr 23, 2008
SI’s “Ladies of Hot Clicks” is Today’s Daily Snapshot

SI’s “Ladies of Hot Clicks” is Today’s Daily Snapshot

SI’s Extra Mustard compiled an extensive photo gallery of the girls that have been featured on Hot Clicks. 50 pictures...

Is the “Warm” Beer Crisis Due to Global Warming? Ok, Now We’re Listening

Is the “Warm” Beer Crisis Due to Global Warming? Ok, Now We’re Listening

Yeah, Earth Day — let’s plant a tree and make the world a better place! Yeah…nah. But wait, what is...

Apr 22, 2008

Colorado University’s 4/20 Smoke-A-Thon Draws Crowd of 10,000

Colorado University’s 4/20 Smoke-A-Thon Draws Crowd of 10,000

What is quickly becoming an internationally known marijuana fest the annual 4/20 smoke out at Colorado University – Boulder’s Norlin...

Apr 21, 2008

Tax Slacker: How To File for a Tax Extension

Tax Slacker: How To File for a Tax Extension

Tomorrow is the deadline for tax season, and you either forgot or have completely avoided the dreadful task that’s only...

Apr 14, 2008

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Apr 11, 2008News
It’s the End of the World as I Know it: I’m Graduating in a Month!

It’s the End of the World as I Know it: I’m Graduating in a Month!

Finals are just around the corner. Job interviews are being had. Apartments in new cities are being looked for. Holy...

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Apr 10, 2008Stuff
Be James Bond Incarnate with Van Der Led’s WM2 Watch/Cell Phone

Be James Bond Incarnate with Van Der Led’s WM2 Watch/Cell Phone

Truth be told, I’ve owned about three watches worth mentioning in my lifetime, all of them being poorly-designed Tag Hauer...

Mar 28, 2008Music
The Truth Behind the Paula Nelson Barfight Video

The Truth Behind the Paula Nelson Barfight Video

And the verdict is in: the video of Paula Nelson, Willie Nelson’s daughter, kicking a drunk guy offstage during a...

Mar 27, 2008Stuff
Make Your Own George Bush Speech

Make Your Own George Bush Speech

Hello, fellow Internetters! Remember the old days when we’d travel over to Ebaums, load up an Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard and...

Mar 20, 2008News
Playgirl Reaches Out to Eliot Spitzer

Playgirl Reaches Out to Eliot Spitzer

In the latest chapter of this never-ending saga, shamed ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer has been contacted by Playgirl, who hope he’ll...

Mar 12, 2008Music
I Was(n’t) There: A Slackers Guide to SXSW Online

I Was(n’t) There: A Slackers Guide to SXSW Online

Unlike some lucky bastards currently at SXSW, we poor folk have to work for a living – or were too...

Mar 10, 2008News
Radiohead and NIN to Headline Lollapalooza?

Radiohead and NIN to Headline Lollapalooza?

Yes, you may have heard the rumor last week, but an official word may be coming soon: Radiohead and Nine...

Mar 5, 2008Entertainment
2008 PLUG Independent Music Award Nominations Are In! Live Event on March 6

2008 PLUG Independent Music Award Nominations Are In! Live Event on March 6

Each year the Plug Music Awards recognize the best the independent music community has to offer, and this year is...

Mar 3, 2008Stuff
Facebook’s McDonalds Value Meal Challenge

Facebook’s McDonalds Value Meal Challenge

Ryan Giesel, a freshman at SIU Carbondale, will attempt what we at COED feel to be the impossible: consume every...

Feb 25, 2008Entertainment
Jimmy Kimmel is F***ing Ben Affleck

Jimmy Kimmel is F***ing Ben Affleck

Continuing the never-ending saga that is their marriage, Jimmy Kimmel dispatched a diss last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live to...

Feb 21, 2008Entertainment
Is Amanda Bynes Behind “Be Kind Rewind”?

Is Amanda Bynes Behind “Be Kind Rewind”?

Slashfilm recently featured a video that compared Michel Gondry’s new film Be Kind Rewind to The Amanda Show, which aired...

Feb 15, 2008Stuff
Is That a Guitar in Your Pocket? Why, Yes It Is!

Is That a Guitar in Your Pocket? Why, Yes It Is!

Since the Guitar Hero franchise releases a new “update” every 6 months, and Rock Band costs more than a month’s...

Feb 12, 2008
Daily Links: Marisa Miller Topless on the Cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Daily Links: Marisa Miller Topless on the Cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Marisa Miller Topless on the Cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Egotastic] Alessandra Ambrosio Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]...

Feb 6, 2008Music
Lez Zeppelin Confuses Media, Blogs, World

Lez Zeppelin Confuses Media, Blogs, World

Today is a good day to be a member of Lez Zeppelin, an all-female Led Zeppelin cover band. The media...

Feb 6, 2008Entertainment
Dude Shot With Tranquilizer Dart

Dude Shot With Tranquilizer Dart

This guy let his friends shoot him with a large tranquilizer dart to see how long it would take before...

Feb 5, 2008Stuff
You Share, I Share with miShare

You Share, I Share with miShare

Although sharing music is far easier than it was a decade ago, we the people aren’t satisfied yet, and continue...

Jan 30, 2008Entertainment
I Can Has Canned Cheezburger?

I Can Has Canned Cheezburger?

We did it, world: through cutting-edge technology we have invented a canned cheeseburger. Now before you get too excited, sit...

Jan 23, 2008News
Coming Soon: Chinese Democracy (Really!)

Coming Soon: Chinese Democracy (Really!)

Axl Rose knows when it comes to releasing a record these days, it’s all about timing. So what better way...

Jan 22, 2008Entertainment
Bonaduce Beaten By Justice?

Bonaduce Beaten By Justice?

Did you see the fight last night? You know – the massively-hyped, televised brawl between Danny Bonaduce and Justice, the...

Jan 18, 2008News
“Cloverfield” Sequel Already in Talks?

“Cloverfield” Sequel Already in Talks?

After a metric-ton of viral videos and red herrings involving the plot, Cloverfield is finally in theaters today…but wait! As...

Jan 17, 2008
Reminds Me of Everytime I Go to Clubs

Reminds Me of Everytime I Go to Clubs

This one is for the ladies…if they so happen to stumble here by accident. It’s a dead-on video showing a...

Jan 15, 2008News
Tom Cruise Babbles on About Scientology

Tom Cruise Babbles on About Scientology

UPDATE: The Tom Cruise recruitment video (recruisement?) has been taken down on YouTube…but we have it from Google Video! Go...

Jan 14, 2008Stuff
WTF Website: Little Pet Project

WTF Website: Little Pet Project

I’m all about saving dogs and cats…especially when I’m face-to-face with massive taters. Little Pet Project‘s main focus is preventing...

Jan 7, 2008News
Chris Crocker is a Crock

Chris Crocker is a Crock

I highly doubt I’m shedding new light on a burnt-out subject, but Chris “Leave Britney Alone!” Crocker is a pointless...

Jan 4, 2008
Andy Roddick is All About Brooklyn…Decker

Andy Roddick is All About Brooklyn…Decker

Top-ranked tennis star Andy Roddick is a lucky bastard. Not only does he bank in a sport that doesn’t garner...

Jan 2, 2008
Miss COED: Miranda Kerr

Miss COED: Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr (born April 20, 1985) is an Australian supermodel, best known as one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels (the...

Jan 2, 2008Culture
Girdles for Guys…Why?

Girdles for Guys…Why?

Between bra stuffing for girls and crotch stuffing for guys lies the worst tool for false marketing: girdles. I understand...

Jan 1, 2008News
Former Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright Studies Law, Breaks the Law

Former Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright Studies Law, Breaks the Law

Kumari Fulbright, a UA law student and former beauty queen, kidnapped her ex-boyfriend and held him captive for 10 hours,...

Dec 31, 2007
Kama Sutra: Reverse Cowgirl

Kama Sutra: Reverse Cowgirl

“Take her to the peak of pleasure mountain with this rodeo ride of a lifetime. Ideal for when guys are...

Dec 24, 2007Stuff
CommandShift3: Hot or Not for Computer Nerds

CommandShift3: Hot or Not for Computer Nerds

Why spend your free time rating hot babes when you can rate the hottest…websites? CommandShift3 is tailor-made for computer enthusiasts...

Dec 20, 2007TV
SAG Nominations Announced

SAG Nominations Announced

No Country for Old Men is my personal favorite movie of the year. If you haven’t seen it yet, do...

Dec 19, 2007News
The A-Team Movie is On

The A-Team Movie is On

“In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit....

Dec 17, 2007Entertainment
Leaked ‘Party Scene’ from American Pie: Beta House

Leaked ‘Party Scene’ from American Pie: Beta House

American Pie: Beta House is available on DVD December 26. Here is a leaked scene from the movie where the...

Dec 14, 2007Stuff
The Krankcycle: Another Reason to Avoid the Gym

The Krankcycle: Another Reason to Avoid the Gym

I’ve went to the gym a total of four times in my entire life, and never plan on going again....

Dec 13, 2007News
What is Drunkorexia?

What is Drunkorexia?

The Morning Show‘s Mike and Juliet totally have their fingers on the pulse of young America as evidenced by their...

Dec 12, 2007Sports
If Athletes are Stripped of Their Awards For Drug Use, Should Entertainers Be As Well?

If Athletes are Stripped of Their Awards For Drug Use, Should Entertainers Be As Well?

The use of performance-enhancing drugs in sports is a slippery slope indeed. Olympic athlete Marion Jones was stripped of her...

Dec 11, 2007Entertainment
T-Pain is a Fraud

T-Pain is a Fraud

Vocoderized vocalist T-Pain has become a bonafide R&B sensation, topping the charts, buying dranks, etc. Although most of his fame...

Dec 10, 2007Sports
Michael Vick Sentenced to 23 Months in Jail

Michael Vick Sentenced to 23 Months in Jail

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail on felony charges related to dogfighting after a...

Dec 7, 2007
Miss COED: Nicole Marie Lenz

Miss COED: Nicole Marie Lenz

Nicole Marie Lenz is a Hollywood bad a** who has appeared in Playboy but is best known for an alleged...

Dec 6, 2007
Video Trifecta: QVC Disasters

Video Trifecta: QVC Disasters

Home Shopping Network and QVC are broadcast live, which can make for some very hilarious television when things go wrong....

Dec 5, 2007
Miss COED: Anna Rawson

Miss COED: Anna Rawson

Anna Rawson is a 25-year-old professional golfer (and model) currently playing on the Women’s PGA tour. She’s hotter than Natalie...

Dec 4, 2007
Miss COED: Ana Beatriz Barros

Miss COED: Ana Beatriz Barros

Ana Beatriz Barros (born May 29, 1982) is one of Brazil’s most successful supermodels. She has done advertisements for Guess?,...

Dec 3, 2007
Miss COED: Alessandra Ambrosio

Miss COED: Alessandra Ambrosio

Check out the Brazilian beauty after the jump!...

Nov 30, 2007News
Caught on Tape: Bobby Knight Shoots Neighbors

Caught on Tape: Bobby Knight Shoots Neighbors

Bobby Knight has been spewing more than just hostility towards his neighbors in Lubbock, Texas. On more than one occasion,...

Nov 29, 2007
Miss COED: Nicki Kretchmer

Miss COED: Nicki Kretchmer

All I know about this girl is that she was on Maxim Online and is outrageously hot. Check out her ...

Nov 29, 2007News
Hot Chicks and Guidos: How Does This Happen?!

Hot Chicks and Guidos: How Does This Happen?!

People I hate: Guitar-toting hippies, dumb jocks, hipsters, creepy old guys, private-school “wear a suit to business class” guys and...

Nov 27, 2007Stuff
Sled in Style with the Alu High-Tech Sled

Sled in Style with the Alu High-Tech Sled

Remember the scene from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation when Clark Griswold waxes up his sled and darts down a steep...

Nov 26, 2007Stuff
Make Your PC Run Like a Mac in Five Steps

Make Your PC Run Like a Mac in Five Steps

Seeing all those super-cool kids on campus with their 17-inch MacBook Pros really gets on your nerves, right? Who do...

Nov 26, 2007
Angelina Jolie’s Beowulf Nude Scene

Angelina Jolie’s Beowulf Nude Scene

A CG rendition of Angelina Jolie is still hotter than most women on the planet:...

Nov 24, 2007Movies
A Violent Vagina Wreaks Havoc in “Teeth”

A Violent Vagina Wreaks Havoc in “Teeth”

I’m not sure if film-festival favorite Teeth, a story of a girl practicing abstinence who happens to have a toothy,...

Nov 22, 2007Entertainment
Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Be thankful that your T-Day doesn’t turn out anything like Eli Roth’s faux-trailer (unless it does): White meat, dark meat...

Nov 21, 2007
Miss COED: Rebecca Loos

Miss COED: Rebecca Loos

Rebecca Loos is a Spanish glamour model and former personal assistant to David Beckham, with whom she had an affair...

Nov 20, 2007Stuff
The Best Black Friday Finds Online

The Best Black Friday Finds Online

Black Friday is a time when even the most frugal shoppers wake up early and empty out their wallets. In...

Nov 19, 2007News
Detroit Tops “Most Dangerous City” List

Detroit Tops “Most Dangerous City” List

Congratulations to Detroit, Michigan: you have won the not-so-prestigious title of “Most Dangerous City,” edging out runner-up St. Louis, Missouri...

Nov 19, 2007News
The End

The End

There is a right way and a wrong way to close out a relationship that has gone to seed. Do the right thing.

Nov 18, 2007News
Sophie Anderton: Model, Cokehead, Prostitute

Sophie Anderton: Model, Cokehead, Prostitute

It’s common knowledge that about 99.9% of twiggy, egotistical supermodels are cokeheads – but prostitutes? Leave it to lingerie model...

Nov 16, 2007
Miss COED: Rachel Nichols

Miss COED: Rachel Nichols

Meet Rachel Nichols: no, not the ginger ESPN sideline reporter, but the Rachel Nichols that will be starring in JJ...

Nov 16, 2007Entertainment
100% Hilton-Free Sexy Sugar Mamas

100% Hilton-Free Sexy Sugar Mamas

Ahh… to be rich. Ahh… to marry a rich girl! Ahh… to marry a rich babe! I’m a gold digger,...

Nov 15, 2007
Miss COED: Ashlee, University of Florida

Miss COED: Ashlee, University of Florida

Ashlee comes to us from University of Florida. She is a psych major, loves tailgating and bowling and has a...

Nov 15, 2007Stuff
Cool Down Warmed-Up Beer with “Huski”

Cool Down Warmed-Up Beer with “Huski”

If there’s one thing everybody on Planet Earth can agree on, it’s that lukewarm beer is the absolute worst. Sure,...

Nov 14, 2007
Miss COED: Mayrin Villanueva

Miss COED: Mayrin Villanueva

Mayrin Villanueva stock is on the rise in a major way. The 32-year-old Mexican beauty doesn’t even have a Wikipedia...

Nov 14, 2007Culture
Steps to Take When the Condom Breaks

Steps to Take When the Condom Breaks

So you’re having great sex and the condom breaks. Maybe you kept it in your wallet too long, or it’s...

Nov 12, 2007
Miss COED: Nicole Scherzinger

Miss COED: Nicole Scherzinger

Our favorite Pussycat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger – isn’t she pretty much the only real Pussycat Doll? – is on the...

Nov 12, 2007Culture
How Do I Know If My Girlfriend’s Cheating on Me?

How Do I Know If My Girlfriend’s Cheating on Me?

Most people get skeptical about their significant other from time to time – that’s a given. But sometimes your gut-feeling...