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Jan 14, 2010Entertainment
Man vs. Zombies Twitter

Man vs. Zombies Twitter

Until relatively recently, I thought that twitter was a wasteland of status updates about how often one needed to use...

Sep 9, 2008News
Natalie Dylan Auctions Virginity on Howard Stern

Natalie Dylan Auctions Virginity on Howard Stern

San Diego student Natalie Dylan is broke as a joke and can’t afford to finance her college education. Welcome to...

Aug 13, 2008Smoking
How To Fly With Pot

How To Fly With Pot

Nothing makes for a relaxing vacation like toking on some dank sh*t. But if your plans involve flying, getting your...

Aug 10, 2008Culture
Do You Masturbate Too Much?

Do You Masturbate Too Much?

Experts are saying that if you’re freeing willy numerous times a day, every day, you’ve got yourself a problem. Now,...

Apr 23, 2008
SI’s “Ladies of Hot Clicks” is Today’s Daily Snapshot

SI’s “Ladies of Hot Clicks” is Today’s Daily Snapshot

SI’s Extra Mustard compiled an extensive photo gallery of the girls that have been featured on Hot Clicks. 50 pictures...

Apr 22, 2008News
Is the “Warm” Beer Crisis Due to Global Warming? Ok, Now We’re Listening

Is the “Warm” Beer Crisis Due to Global Warming? Ok, Now We’re Listening

Yeah, Earth Day — let’s plant a tree and make the world a better place! Yeah…nah. But wait, what is...

Apr 21, 2008Smoking
Colorado University’s 4/20 Smoke-A-Thon Draws Crowd of 10,000

Colorado University’s 4/20 Smoke-A-Thon Draws Crowd of 10,000

What is quickly becoming an internationally known marijuana fest the annual 4/20 smoke out at Colorado University – Boulder’s Norlin...

Apr 14, 2008News
Tax Slacker: How To File for a Tax Extension

Tax Slacker: How To File for a Tax Extension

Tomorrow is the deadline for tax season, and you either forgot or have completely avoided the dreadful task that’s only...

Apr 11, 2008News
It’s the End of the World as I Know it: I’m Graduating in a Month!

It’s the End of the World as I Know it: I’m Graduating in a Month!

Finals are just around the corner. Job interviews are being had. Apartments in new cities are being looked for. Holy...

Apr 10, 2008Stuff
Be James Bond Incarnate with Van Der Led’s WM2 Watch/Cell Phone

Be James Bond Incarnate with Van Der Led’s WM2 Watch/Cell Phone

Truth be told, I’ve owned about three watches worth mentioning in my lifetime, all of them being poorly-designed Tag Hauer...

Mar 28, 2008Music
The Truth Behind the Paula Nelson Barfight Video

The Truth Behind the Paula Nelson Barfight Video

And the verdict is in: the video of Paula Nelson, Willie Nelson’s daughter, kicking a drunk guy offstage during a...

Mar 27, 2008Stuff
Make Your Own George Bush Speech

Make Your Own George Bush Speech

Hello, fellow Internetters! Remember the old days when we’d travel over to Ebaums, load up an Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard and...

Mar 20, 2008News
Playgirl Reaches Out to Eliot Spitzer

Playgirl Reaches Out to Eliot Spitzer

In the latest chapter of this never-ending saga, shamed ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer has been contacted by Playgirl, who hope he’ll...

Mar 12, 2008Music
I Was(n’t) There: A Slackers Guide to SXSW Online

I Was(n’t) There: A Slackers Guide to SXSW Online

Unlike some lucky bastards currently at SXSW, we poor folk have to work for a living – or were too...

Mar 10, 2008News
Radiohead and NIN to Headline Lollapalooza?

Radiohead and NIN to Headline Lollapalooza?

Yes, you may have heard the rumor last week, but an official word may be coming soon: Radiohead and Nine...

Mar 5, 2008Entertainment
2008 PLUG Independent Music Award Nominations Are In! Live Event on March 6

2008 PLUG Independent Music Award Nominations Are In! Live Event on March 6

Each year the Plug Music Awards recognize the best the independent music community has to offer, and this year is...

Mar 3, 2008Stuff
Facebook’s McDonalds Value Meal Challenge

Facebook’s McDonalds Value Meal Challenge

Ryan Giesel, a freshman at SIU Carbondale, will attempt what we at COED feel to be the impossible: consume every...

Feb 25, 2008Entertainment
Jimmy Kimmel is F***ing Ben Affleck

Jimmy Kimmel is F***ing Ben Affleck

Continuing the never-ending saga that is their marriage, Jimmy Kimmel dispatched a diss last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live to...

Feb 21, 2008Entertainment
Is Amanda Bynes Behind “Be Kind Rewind”?

Is Amanda Bynes Behind “Be Kind Rewind”?

Slashfilm recently featured a video that compared Michel Gondry’s new film Be Kind Rewind to The Amanda Show, which aired...

Feb 15, 2008Stuff
Is That a Guitar in Your Pocket? Why, Yes It Is!

Is That a Guitar in Your Pocket? Why, Yes It Is!

Since the Guitar Hero franchise releases a new “update” every 6 months, and Rock Band costs more than a month’s...

Feb 12, 2008
Daily Links: Marisa Miller Topless on the Cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Daily Links: Marisa Miller Topless on the Cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Marisa Miller Topless on the Cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Egotastic] Alessandra Ambrosio Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]...

Feb 6, 2008Music
Lez Zeppelin Confuses Media, Blogs, World

Lez Zeppelin Confuses Media, Blogs, World

Today is a good day to be a member of Lez Zeppelin, an all-female Led Zeppelin cover band. The media...

Feb 6, 2008Entertainment
Dude Shot With Tranquilizer Dart

Dude Shot With Tranquilizer Dart

This guy let his friends shoot him with a large tranquilizer dart to see how long it would take before...

Feb 5, 2008Stuff
You Share, I Share with miShare

You Share, I Share with miShare

Although sharing music is far easier than it was a decade ago, we the people aren’t satisfied yet, and continue...

Jan 30, 2008Entertainment
I Can Has Canned Cheezburger?

I Can Has Canned Cheezburger?

We did it, world: through cutting-edge technology we have invented a canned cheeseburger. Now before you get too excited, sit...

Jan 23, 2008News
Coming Soon: Chinese Democracy (Really!)

Coming Soon: Chinese Democracy (Really!)

Axl Rose knows when it comes to releasing a record these days, it’s all about timing. So what better way...

Jan 22, 2008Entertainment
Bonaduce Beaten By Justice?

Bonaduce Beaten By Justice?

Did you see the fight last night? You know – the massively-hyped, televised brawl between Danny Bonaduce and Justice, the...

Jan 18, 2008News
“Cloverfield” Sequel Already in Talks?

“Cloverfield” Sequel Already in Talks?

After a metric-ton of viral videos and red herrings involving the plot, Cloverfield is finally in theaters today…but wait! As...

Jan 17, 2008
Reminds Me of Everytime I Go to Clubs

Reminds Me of Everytime I Go to Clubs

This one is for the ladies…if they so happen to stumble here by accident. It’s a dead-on video showing a...

Jan 15, 2008News
Tom Cruise Babbles on About Scientology

Tom Cruise Babbles on About Scientology

UPDATE: The Tom Cruise recruitment video (recruisement?) has been taken down on YouTube…but we have it from Google Video! Go...

Jan 14, 2008Stuff
WTF Website: Little Pet Project

WTF Website: Little Pet Project

I’m all about saving dogs and cats…especially when I’m face-to-face with massive taters. Little Pet Project‘s main focus is preventing...

Jan 7, 2008News
Chris Crocker is a Crock

Chris Crocker is a Crock

I highly doubt I’m shedding new light on a burnt-out subject, but Chris “Leave Britney Alone!” Crocker is a pointless...

Jan 4, 2008
Andy Roddick is All About Brooklyn…Decker

Andy Roddick is All About Brooklyn…Decker

Top-ranked tennis star Andy Roddick is a lucky bastard. Not only does he bank in a sport that doesn’t garner...

Jan 2, 2008
Miss COED: Miranda Kerr

Miss COED: Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr (born April 20, 1985) is an Australian supermodel, best known as one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels (the...

Jan 2, 2008Culture
Girdles for Guys…Why?

Girdles for Guys…Why?

Between bra stuffing for girls and crotch stuffing for guys lies the worst tool for false marketing: girdles. I understand...

Jan 1, 2008News
Former Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright Studies Law, Breaks the Law

Former Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright Studies Law, Breaks the Law

Kumari Fulbright, a UA law student and former beauty queen, kidnapped her ex-boyfriend and held him captive for 10 hours,...