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Jul 22, 2016

The 10 Most Howlingly Ridiculous Animal Sports Movies

The 1976 NFL season remains noteworthy for the introduction of expansion teams the Seattle Seahawks and the Tampa Bay Buncaneers,...

Jan 16, 2015

20 Best Budweiser and Bud Light Super Bowl Commercials [VIDEOS]

Just as the Super Bowl has become a de facto American holiday, Budweiser and Bud Light have become the de...

Jan 14, 2015

Super Bowl Commercials: Top 20 Best Ads Of All Time

Super Bowl Sunday is often one occasion when we wish we could fast forward to the commercials. That depends on...

Jan 9, 2015

Golden Globes 2015: Best Movies to Watch

Okay, it’s Friday. The 2015 Golden Globes air on Sunday night at 8 PM on NBC. Tina Fey and Amy...

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Jan 5, 2015

13 Reasons Why the Week Won’t Suck: Jan 5-8

It’s a quiet week in terms of school still being out, the NFL still being off, and the weather in...

12 Reasons Why the Weekend Won’t Suck: January 2 — 4

Out with the old, in with the new—but gently, we’re also still recovering from drinking in the New Year. Even...

Jan 2, 2015

14 Songs That Made Us Happier Than ‘Happy’ in 2014 [VIDEOS]

In case you couldn’t figure it out for yourself, Pharrell Williams’ “Happy”–the drool-along theme to Despicable Me 2–was the most-played...

Dec 31, 2014

12 Reasons Why the Week Won’t Suck: December 29th — January 1st

Well, it’s out with 2014 and in with another semester-of-life ahead this week. Wednesday night, of course, packs the most...

Dec 29, 2014

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Dec 24, 2014

Heavy Metal Christmas Carols: 15 Headbangin’ Holiday Hits [VIDEOS]

Being born of Black Sabbath, heavy metal often boasts about being the devil’s music. However, the seductive power of Christmastime ...

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Dec 23, 2014

5 ‘Star Wars’ Christmas Fails [VIDEOS]

Although famously set “a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away,” the unmistakably earthbound phenomenon of Christmas came...

Dec 22, 2014

12 Reasons Why the Week Won’t Suck: December 21 – 24

Just in case you hadn’t noticed, the holiday-di-tutti-holidays looms immediately upon us. Yes, Christmas is here–and that’s good and bad...

Dec 22, 2014

KISS Rocker Paul Stanley Made A Lost Folger’s Commercial That Must Be Seen [VIDEO]

Superstar rocker Paul Stanley is best known as the lead singer, rhythm guitarist, and anti-laser-pointer activist of KISS. Back in...

Dec 21, 2014

Sony Cancels ‘The Interview,’ Internet Responds With Fine Sony Mockery [PICS]

After being hacked and threatened by the despotic nation of North Korea, Sony Pictures canceled its huge Christmas release comedy...

Dec 21, 2014

‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ Turns 68: Watch 5 Classic Parodies [VIDEOS]

It’s a Wonderful Life debuted in theaters 68 years ago today on December 21, 1946, and it somewhat famously flopped...

Dec 20, 2014

It’s National Sangria Day: Recipes for Drinking Down Some Fruit [VIDEO]

Happy National Sangria Day–the annual occasion to honor the fruity alcoholic concoction the name of which means, in Spanish and...

Dec 19, 2014

12 Reasons Why the Weekend Won’t Suck: December 19 — 22

Welcome to the last actual weekend of 201–barring any interference to the calendar by from North Korean hackers. We know...

Dec 17, 2014

‘Olive the Other Reindeer’ Debuted 15 Years Ago — See What Christmas ’99 Felt Like [VIDEO]

Fox debuted the Christmas TV cartoon Olive the Other Reindeer on December 17, 1999. Whether you remember the special first...

Dec 15, 2014

14 Reasons Why the Week Won’t Suck [December 15 — 18]

As the cold grip of final exams tries to squash any fun out of these last days before winter break,...

Dec 15, 2014

5 Christmas Movie Sequels That Went Straight to Cable [VIDEOS]

There were some reports last year about a planned  big-screen sequel to the Christmas classic It’s a Wonderful Life. Then...

Dec 14, 2014

“Dune” Turns 30: Celebrate David Lynch’s Surreal Space Epic

The massive science 1965 fiction novel Dune by Frank Herbert represented a huge leap forward in fantasy literature and a...

Dec 13, 2014

5 Holiday Ice Cream Cocktails for Ice Cream Day

A date in mid-December seem an odd timefor the official Ice Cream Day–but we prefer it to the other official...

Dec 12, 2014

13 Reasons Why the Weekend Won’t Suck (Dec 12-14)

Christmas looms in less than two weeks and Hannukah will be here come Tuesday. As a result, expect your campus...

Dec 11, 2014

20 Things You Didn’t Know About 20 Heisman Trophy Winners

The Heisman Trophy is 25 pounds of cast bronze rendered to look like a charging football player. Every December, a...

Dec 8, 2014

14 Reasons Why this Week Won’t Suck: December 8 – 11

Whether snow’s already piling up on your campus or Santa decorations are hanging from sunbaked palm trees over the quad,...

Dec 7, 2014

“Eaten Alive” Airs Tonight on Discovery; Make Sure It’s the Right One [VIDEOS]

Tonight at 9pm Discovery debuts Eaten Alive, a one-hour special in which “naturalist” Paul Rosolie reportedly gets swallowed whole by...

Dec 7, 2014

“Frosty the Snowman” Turns 45 — Meet the Dirty Comic Who Brought Him to Life [VIDEO]

Animation studio Rankin-Bass won the Christmas TV Special Universe with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in 1964. Then the company skipped...

Dec 7, 2014

Today Is Pearl Harbor Day — Remember It With ‘Team America’ [VIDEO]

“December 7, 1941—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan..."

Dec 5, 2014

12 Reasons Why the Weekend Won’t Suck: December 5 – 7

There’s no denying that the holidays are happening on campus and everywhere else. This weekend should bring the year’s first...

Dec 5, 2014

‘Beverly Hills Cop’ is 30 Years Old (So’s ‘Axel F’) [VIDEO]

Beverly Hills Cop hit theaters on December 5, 1984–which means this is also the 30th anniversary of Eddie Murphy going...

Nov 28, 2014

12 Reasons Why the Weekend Won’t Suck [November 21 — 23]

It’s time to come on out of your Thanksgiving food coma.AA long weekend awaits us that’s loaded with fun ways...

Nov 26, 2014

Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade: The Top 10 Weirdest Retired Balloons

The 88th annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, beloved the world over for its massive balloons of popular toys and children’s...

Nov 26, 2014

Tribal Rhythms! Top 10 Native American Rock Songs for Thanksgiving

Centuries before rock-and-roll, America’s fiercely courageous indigenous peoples faced up to foreign invaders and genocidal oppression with pounding drums, battle...

Nov 24, 2014

14 Reasons Why the Week Won’t Suck

It’s Thanksgiving week. That means a couple of days of classes (if you don’t blow them off), heading home for...

Nov 23, 2014

51 Years of Watching ‘Doctor Who’ — And Doctor Who Tattoos To Watch For [GALLERY]

The (eternally?) ongoing science-fiction powerhouse TV series Doctor Who made its BBC debut on November 23, 1963, and planet Earth...

Nov 22, 2014

‘Back to the Future II’ Turns 25 Years Old: Is It Finally Hoverboard Time? [VIDEOS]

Back to the Future Part II opened twenty-five years ago today, on November 22, 1989. So come on, everybody, toss...

Nov 21, 2014

16 Reasons Why the Weekend Won’t Suck

It’s not Thanksgiving. It’s not Christmas. It’s not Hannukah. It’s not Kwanza. It’s not even Festivus. What the weekend upon...

Nov 21, 2014

20 Things You Didn’t Know About the Greatest College Football Rivalries

College football is all fun and games, right? Yes, because directing blood-boiling rage at your school’s enemy institution is all...

Nov 18, 2014

Manson Getting Married: Meet Charlie’s Original Hellish Angels

Notorious 1960s death cult leader and mass-murder mastermind Charles Manson, age 80, has been granted a marriage license so that...

Nov 18, 2014

‘The Professional’ Turns 20 Years Old: Natalie Portman & Gary Oldman Still Rule [VIDEO]

The French-made (but English-language) thriller The Professional exploded into theaters on November 18, 1994–and quickly joined Pulp Fiction in establishing...

Nov 17, 2014

14 Reasons Why the Week Won’t Suck: November 17 — 20

For a lot of students this week, temperatures have plummeted to where you’re considering a transfer to the University of...

Nov 16, 2014

HBD to ODB: Wu-Tang Clan’s Ol’ Dirty Bastard Would Be 46 Today [VIDEO]

Ol’ Dirty Bastard is dead; happy birthday to Ol’ Dirty Bastard. The hip-hop legend and founding Wu-Tang Clan member crossed...

Nov 15, 2014

Wendy’s Turns 45: Square Meat and Cute Redheads Still Rule [VIDEOS]

The very first Wendy’s restaurant fired up its grills for the very first time on November 15, 1969. So here’s...

Nov 14, 2014

15 Reasons Why the Weekend Won’t Suck: Nov 14-16

Yes, it’s the weekend already. Fall is typically thought of as the most “collegiate” time of year, so let’s all...

Nov 13, 2014

10 Great Dumb Comedies That Wouldn’t Exist Without “Dumb and Dumber”

Dumb and Dumber ignited a revolution when the movie came out in 1994. It was a magnificently stupid revolution, too....

Nov 11, 2014

Top 11 Military-Themed Metal Songs for Veterans Day, 11/11

November 11 is Veterans Day in the U.S.–and the COED staff joins the rest of the country in thanking and...

Nov 10, 2014

14 Reasons Why the Week Won’t Suck [November 10 — 13]

It’s the middle of November. Leaves have fallen. Temperatures have dropped. Hot girls on campus have covered their bodies with...

Nov 9, 2014

Why in Hell is “What Is A Cold War?” Trending? [WTF VIDEO]

Twenty-five years ago today, grateful citizens of Berlin tore down a gun-lined, concrete-and-barbed-wire barrier that had long divided their country...

Nov 9, 2014

November 9th: The Day Macaulay and McCartney Died (Except They Didn’t) [VIDEOS]

Beloved Home Alone star Macauley Culkin is dead—but only on the Internet. In fact, the 34-year-old (mostly inactive) actor and...

Nov 8, 2014

Celebrate Milton Bradley’s Birthday With 5 Classic Game Commercials [Videos]

You know his name, and you’ve played his games–so let’s all spin a spinner or pick a card in honor...

Nov 8, 2014

AC/DC Drummer Phil Rudd Has Murder Charges Dropped — Let’s Hit “Sin City” [VIDEO]

On Thursday, AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd was arrested and accused by New Zealand authorities with attempting to “procure murder.” Within...

Nov 8, 2014

It’s Harvey Wallbanger Day: Celebrate With Liquid Style (& Doctor Who) [VIDEOS]

Today is November 8th and–at least as anybody who’s actually named Harvey probably knows–that means it’s Harvey Wallbanger Day. It’s...

Nov 7, 2014

14 Reasons Why This Weekend Won’t Suck: Nov 7-9

It’s not Christmas yet. It’s the second weekend in November. Relax. Despite all the jingle-belling TV commercials and holiday music...

Nov 6, 2014

15 Offensive Artie Lange Quotes That Failed to End The World [GALLERY]

So Artie Lange made a series of Twitter jokes about a sexual fantasy inspired by ESPN. In the process, he ...

Nov 6, 2014

Phil Rudd Arrested For Attempted Murder: Here’s The AC/DC Homicidal Top Ten [VIDEOS]

AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd has been arrested for attempting to “procure murder.”Specifically, that means Phil Rudd is charged with trying ...

Nov 3, 2014

14 Reasons Why the Week Won’t Suck: Nov 3 – 6

Halloween 2014 is history. The tricks, the treats, the costumes you put on and, more importantly, the ones we hope...

Nov 2, 2014

Wayne Static, RIP: Static-X Metal Legend Dead at 48 [VIDEO]

Wayne Static, the vertical-haired lead singer and lightning-fingered guitarist of industrial metal band Static-X, was found dead this weekend at...

Nov 1, 2014

Heidi Klum Wasn’t The Hottest Girl At Her Halloween Party [RED CARPET PHOTOS]

Heidi Klum has turned Halloween into a holiday all her own by donning a succession of mind-blowingly elaborate costumes every...

Nov 1, 2014

Happy Birthday to Def Leppard Drummer Rick Allen [VIDEO]

Def Leppard’s Rick Allen and his right arm simultaneously turn 51 today. The drummer’s left arm famously departed this mortal...

Oct 31, 2014

13 Reasons Why the Weekend Won’t Suck: Oct 31-Nov 2

Halloween is here. You know that. You also know that there is literally too much to do over the next...

Oct 31, 2014

Horror U: Higher Learning Goes to “Pieces” (1982)

COED has been counting down to Halloween with 31 movies about dead college kids--and we've saved the wildest one for the big finish...

Oct 30, 2014

20 Things You Didn’t Know About Goth Girls

You see them skulking around campus, black (clothed) and white (from lack of sun) and looking dead all over. They’re...

Oct 25, 2014

Horror U: A Fatal Fall Break With ‘The Mutilator’ (1985) [VIDEO]

COED counts down to Halloween with 31 movies about dead college kids--and you'll want to free up 86 minutes for this lost '80s classic...

Oct 23, 2014

20 Things You Didn’t Know About “A Nightmare on Elm Street”

Freddy Krueger turns 30 this year. More specifically, the original A Nightmare on Elm Street opened in theaters 30 years...

Oct 20, 2014

14 Reasons Why The Week Won’t Suck: Oct 20-23

Midterm exams may be a temporary buzzkill on campus at present, but keep in mind that the year’s Halloween bashes...

Oct 19, 2014

Horror U: “Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama” (1988) [VIDEO]

COED counts down to Halloween with 31 movies about dead college kids--and here's a movie that has a lot more to offer than just its title...

Oct 18, 2014

HBD to JCVD: How Van Damme Outlived the ’90s Action Star Curse

“Wham! Bam! Van Damme! Van Damme!” So declared an ad for one of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s bone-snapping, head-splitting, windmill-kicking 1990s...

Oct 18, 2014

Horror U: Get To “Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College” (1991) [VIDEO]

COED counts down to Halloween with 31 movies about dead college kids--and here's how the '90s launched with one of the greatest frats of all time...

Oct 17, 2014

15 Reasons Why the Weekend Won’t Suck: Oct 17-19

Halloween happenings are definitely heating up as we head into the weekend. We’re also on the brink of the world...

Oct 14, 2014

20 Things You (Really) Didn’t Know About “Pulp Fiction”

Feels like it's been 20 years of Pulp Fiction trivia--but we'll catch up up with references to X-Men,vThe Flintstones, and more...

Oct 14, 2014

Horror U: “Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave” [VIDEO]

COED counts down to Halloween with 31 movies about dead college kids--who discover the danger of getting high on toxic waste in this collegiate classic...

Oct 13, 2014

14 Reasons Why the Week Won’t Suck: Oct 13-16

The Ides of October loom on Wednesday this week. What that means other than that the date will be October...

Oct 13, 2014

Horror U: Jared Leto & College Girls Vs. “Urban Legend” (1998) [VIDEO]

COED counts down to Halloween with 31 movies about dead college kids--and it's one contrived college course with Jared Leto in Urban Legends...

Oct 12, 2014

Thumb’s Up: “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” Turns 35 [VIDEO]

British author, humorist (and occasional Pink Floyd and Monty Python sideman) Douglas Adams’ absurdly hilarious science fiction landmark The Hitchhiker’s...

Oct 12, 2014

Horror U: College Radio Gets Scary in “Boogeyman 3” [VIDEO]

COED counts down to Halloween with 31 movies about dead college kids--with Boogeyman 3 rocking some college radio...

Oct 11, 2014

Melissa Marie Elias Busts Out Big Time in “A Warden’s Ransom” [PICS]

It’s another Saturday night and another baffling movie from the Lifetime network–with A Warden’s Ransom proving that you’re really sexist...

Oct 11, 2014

Artie Lange Turns 47, Beats the Dead Pool Another Year [VIDEO]

Today is larger-than-laughter funnyman Artie Lange’s birthday, marking yet another year that the routinely assumed-to-be-doomed obese, alcoholic, drug addict, compulsive...

Oct 11, 2014

Horror U: “Fraternity Massacre at Hell Island” (2007) [VIDEO]

COED counts down to Halloween with 31 movies about dead college kids--with some doomed frat brothers in today's entry....

Oct 11, 2014

Woman Who Won the Week: New Bond Babe Lea Seydoux [22 PICS]

French dish Lea Seydoux made lesbian sex scene history last year in the exquisitely explicit arthouse hit Blue Is the...

Oct 10, 2014

See How Simone Holtznagel Went From Instagram to Guess Model [PICS]

There are a lot of Instagram success stories, but few like the amazing Simone Holtznagel–who’s wrapping up this week as...

Oct 10, 2014

14 Reasons Why the Weekend Won’t Suck: Oct 10-12

Mid-October looms on the other side of this weekend, so let’s cram in as much autumnal fun as possible before...