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Oct 24, 2012

When A Note Doesn’t Keep Your Neighbors From Having Loud Sex, Try An Audio Recording

A frustrated Redditor posted the image above asking "Think this will solve the problem?" It might. But if you really want them to scare them straight, I bet a DVD of video footage of them having sex would do a better job...

Oct 24, 2012

Bank Robber Arrested After Returning To Scene Of The Crime Because He Didn’t Get The Full $20,000 He Asked For

According to Syracuse.com, the man seen above, Arthur Bundrage, was arrested for robbing a bank when police arrived on the...

Oct 24, 2012

Did You See This Creepy Florida Gators Fan On Saturday? [VIDEO]

If not, WERE you this creepy Florida Gators fan from Saturday?...

Oct 23, 2012

You’ll Never Be Able To Top The Realisticness Of This Spinning Tornado Halloween Costume So Stop Trying [VIDEO]

The ol’ Halloween rule of thumb is that the best costumes are the ones that are way too wide and...

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Oct 23, 2012

This Guy’s Better At iPhone Guitar Than You Are At Real Guitar [VIDEO]

Smartphone guitar apps aren’t all Guitar Hero. The good ones mimic the fretboard of a real guitar, meaning you actually...

Sadly, A Keyboard Made Out Of Beer Cans Is Not As Exciting As It Sounds [VIDEO]

Everything is better with beer. Or so I thought. Then I saw the “beer can keyboard.” You know what’s not...

Oct 23, 2012

Here’s That Giant Black D*ng Halloween Costume You Were Looking For

Some people are calling this costume offensive. And I agree. It's definitely offensive to penises. Seriously, whose penis looks like that? Wrinkly and with two tiny little balls and a giant saggy bottle cap head...

Oct 23, 2012

Dude Stops Speeding Car With His Superhuman Body [VIDEO]

“YOLO” doesn’t apply to this guy. He lives as many f**king times as he wants. Other pedestrians need to step...

Oct 23, 2012

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Oct 22, 2012

The Black Keys & RZA Collaborate For “The Baddest Man Alive” [MUSIC VIDEO]

Fortune cookies will make people do crazy things — like cause the The Black Keys and the RZA to collaborate...

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Oct 22, 2012

The Best Dog Halloween Costume You Will See This Year [VIDEO]

Each year in New York City, a Halloween Dog Parade is held at Tompkins Square Park. And dog owners like...

Oct 22, 2012

Lil Wayne Singing ‘Take Me Out To The Ball Game’ At Last Night’s NLCS Game [VIDEO]

If you watch the full MLB version of Lil Wayne singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game,” the announcer...

Oct 22, 2012

Well Don’t Just Stand There… [VIDEO]

All Will wanted to do was have a fun day of mountain biking and look at him now... Now everyone on the Internet is laughing at him.

Oct 22, 2012

Fan Runs On The Field And Right Through A Play During Miami Vs. Florida State Game [VIDEO]

I have nothing against streaking. Run on the field. What do I care. America is supposedly a “free” country, but...

Oct 22, 2012

Professionalism Is Doing Your Job While A Roach Is Crawling On You [VIDEO]

There are plenty of jobs where if a roach crawled on you, you probably wouldn’t bat an eye: exterminator, professional...

Oct 21, 2012

From Russia With Love: You Have A Bear In Your Window [VIDEO]

Every week we see tons of crazy videos from Russia. Each Sunday, will give you one of our favorites. Hey, you know what would keep that bear outside of your kitchen? Closing the f**king window!

Oct 21, 2012

WTFin’ Weekend: Ruff Dog Day [VIDEO]

Well sure... Every day is going to be "ruff" when you wake up with the head of a dog.

Oct 21, 2012

Deaf Dude Loves Bass [VIDEO]

Loud car stereos -- the cause of and solution to all your hearing problems.

Oct 20, 2012

Saturday Night Music Fight [October 20th, 2012]

Mike likes music from the '70s. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes to kick off your Saturday night. Check out their picks and then vote for your favorite.

Oct 20, 2012

Always Follow Your Dreams, Even If Your Dream Is To Be A Rapper 5th Member Of The Ghostbusters [VIDEO]

He slipped the "bustin' makes me feel good" line in there. He nailed it. Plus the line is especially effective when you have a perv 'stache!

Oct 19, 2012

Drinking It At Work: Southern Tier Pumking

“Pumpkin beer” is one of the hardest styles to nail down. It covers a huge range from lightly spiced ales...

Oct 19, 2012

Time For Your Annual ‘Carving A Pumpkin With A Handgun’ Video [VIDEO]

For years now, this guy has been making videos of himself carving his Halloween Jack-o'-lantern with a handgun. This year I believe all the proceeds he raises are going to Barack Obama's reelection campaign. I may want to check my sources on that though...

Oct 19, 2012

Make Candy Corn On The Cob Out Of Candy Corn And Cookie Dough If You Don’t Value Your Life

You know what people are always complaining about? Not getting enough sugar on Halloween. Well, problem solved. Candy Corn on the Cob is exactly what it sounds like: a whole cob full (an "ear" if you will) of corn with every kernel being a diabetes-inducing piece of that ol' Halloween favorite, candy corn. And of course, the perfect product to use for the cob...

Oct 19, 2012

10 Of The Most Hardcore Train Simulator Dubstep Videos! [VIDEOS]

Talk to any kid on the street (literally, grab a kid by both shoulders and start screaming at him) and...

Oct 19, 2012

This Is Not An Appropriate Way To Hit On A Waiter [PIC]

According to the Redditor who submitted the photo, this receipt was left for a male waiter at a T.G.I. Fridays. Look, I get it, ladies. Sometimes you see a man's face and you can't wait to sit on it. I feel the same way when I see a couch. But that doesn't mean you can just scrawl your dirty thoughts all over a perfectly good T.G.I. Fridays receipt. We have rules in this society...

Oct 18, 2012

Amazing Time-Lapse Footage Of Space Shuttle Endeavour Traveling Through The Streets Of Los Angeles [VIDEO]

Space is incredible. You can't just go there. The only way to get there is with a spaceship. Or a giant weather balloon type thing. But mainly with a spaceship. Which, I think at least, is incredible.Which is why it's so amazing to see a Space Shuttle on a normal city street. It's taking something that is literally out-of-this-world and placing it in one of the most pedestrian...

Oct 18, 2012

Hey Prime Minister Of Australia, Have A Nice Trip, See You Next Fall! [VIDEO]

It’s got to be tough being the Prime Minister of Australia. First of all, you’re the leader of a crazy...

Oct 18, 2012

No Sh*t That Wasn’t You: Nats Fans Can’t Hide Their Disappointment [VIDEO]

It’s not every day your team misses their first chance at going to the NLCS by blowing a massive six...

Oct 17, 2012

The Worst Local News Reenactment Is Trying Too Hard To Be The Worst Local News Reenactment [VIDEO]

Look, local news stations. I know you’re desperate for attention. I realize Dayton, OH is not the epicenter of the...

Oct 17, 2012

Here’s A Mini Pig Licking A Dog’s Balls [VIDEO]

“Mike,” I imagine you all saying, “why don’t you ever post videos of miniature pigs licking a dog’s balls. Maybe...

Oct 17, 2012

Who Said Girls Soccer Can’t Be Vicious? [VIDEO]

I’ve kneed a lot of young girls in the face before but, come on, never that hard!...

Oct 17, 2012

Artist Turning Hill Into Giant Breast To Support Breast Cancer Awareness

In England, apparently using a month to raise awareness for breast cancer isn't enough. They want a hill too. An artist on the other side of the pond, Bruno Munro, known as for his light installations, has decided to use "2,730 plastic bottles laced with metres of pink and blue fibre optics" to turn Long Knoll hill in Wiltshire into what he is calling a "breast-shaped illumination"...

Oct 17, 2012

Proof That A Frozen Pool Can Be Just As Much Fun As A Normal Pool [VIDEO]

Assuming you find "fun" in watching a German idiot injure himself. Which I think is something pretty much everyone finds fun. Especially the French.

Oct 17, 2012

‘Dirtiest’ Question From ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ Is Actually ‘Easiest’ Question [VIDEO]

Who even knew that “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?” was still on the air? I mean, I kinda knew,...

Oct 16, 2012

Man Finds Car Two Years After Losing It During A Night Of Drinking

Dude, Where's My Car? isn't just the title of a hilarious movie; for some, it's a lifestyle. At least that according to this Reuters report about a man in Germany whose car finally turned up two years after he reported it missing because he was so drunk he forgot where he left it. The car was eventually discovered a mere 2.5 miles from where the man thought it was, which will probably...

Oct 16, 2012

Halloween Finally Gets The Krispy Kreme Rap Music Video It Deserves [VIDEO]

Think about it: for years, maybe decades, people have celebrated Halloween without an official Krispy Kreme track to jam out to. Your first reaction is probably, "Holy sh*t! How did they live like that?" And the answer would be that, truthfully, I have no idea. Luckily, Krispy Kreme -- marketing genius that he pretends not to be -- has recognized the void, stepped up the plate...

Oct 16, 2012

‘Skinja,’ A Movie About A Stripper Who Is Also A Ninja, Is A Great Idea For A Movie [VIDEO]

If you want to get people excited about a movie, there are a few easy steps you can take. You could throw in some strippers. You could throw in some ninjas. Or you could just take the easiest step and make your movie about a stripper who is also a ninja. That's what the makers of Skinja have decided to do, and the results seem about as awesome as one could expect...

Oct 16, 2012

‘Extremely Rare McJordan Barbeque Sauce From McDonald’s’ Sells On eBay For Extremely Ridiculous Price Of $9,950

Remember the McJordan -- the limited-time regional burger sold by McDonald's in 1992 named after Michael Jordan to promote the Chicago Bulls NBA championship run? Neither do I. But someone obviously remembers it because yesterday a gallon of "extremely rare" McJordan barbeque sauce sold on eBay for just under $10,000. Why would someone want a 20-year-old container...

Oct 16, 2012

Find Yourself A Good Lifting Partner [VIDEO]

They're sexy and they know it. They workout.

Oct 15, 2012

This ‘Unreleased’ Felix Baumgartner Space Jump Audio Is Fake But It Might As Well Be Real [VIDEO]

What you're not hearing is the part of the video where for over 2 hours during his ascent he was like, "Uh, guys, um... I'm having second thoughts. You know what, just let me down so we can talk about this. Let's... Let's just... You know what, bring me down, we'll do a double check of the suit. Guys... Seriously...!"

Oct 15, 2012

Browns Fan Dunks Head In Bucket Of Urine, Creates Most Exciting Browns Moment In Recent Memory [VIDEO]

According to the video description, this Browns fan decided to take up the challenge of dunking his head in a bucket of piss for a mere $450.Shot at a tailgating event for yesterday's Browns/Bengals game, the video description also enlightens us that: "The bucket contained the urine of multiple individuals over a 4 hour period." Which begs the question...

Oct 15, 2012

Safety First: Indonesian Students Play Soccer With A Flaming Coconut [VIDEO]

Americans love joking about soccer. It's not a real sport, it's so boring, no one ever scores, etc., etc., etc. Well, when's the last time a bunch of American students played a sport with a ball that was on fire? Literally. And not only are these Indonesian kids playing soccer with a flaming coconut, they're also playing barefoot. I'd like to see American football played with the ball on fire...

Oct 15, 2012

Guy Eats Spider, Or Maybe He Doesn’t, But Either Way This Is Dumb [VIDEO]

There’s some debate over whether this silly video of some dude eating a spider is real or fake. But does...

Oct 14, 2012

Watch Felix Baumgartner Record-Breaking Skydive Attempt Live! [VIDEO]

Today is the day Felix Baumgartner is scheduled to attempt his record breaking skydive. As provided in the video description,...

Oct 14, 2012

WTFin’ Weekend: The Birth Of The Swan [VIDEO]

It looks like this guy could give birth to something else at any second.

Oct 14, 2012

From Russia With Love: Man Casually Leaves Behind Car After Accident [VIDEO]

"I won't need a car where I'm going... the gulag."

Oct 12, 2012

Is This The World’s Most Expensive Vibrator?

Geekologie claims they have found the world's most expensive vibrator -- a $15,000 gold-plated future heirloom that will surely be passed down for generations. (That last part is only my assumption.) According to their post, they cite the vibrator's manufacturer who provides the following description...

Oct 12, 2012

Fat Joe Figures Out Instagram, Releases Song Titled ‘Instagram That Hoe’ [VIDEO]

Fat Joe's new song "Instagram That Hoe" leaves a lot of questions unanswered... For instance, what filter should we be Instagramming that hoe with? Do hoes look best in Amaro? Or is Sierra more or an appropriate hoe filter?? Help us, Fat Joe. You're our only hope!

Oct 12, 2012

Deliciousness Denied: STD Cupcakes [PHOTO]

I should never had sex with those cupcakes. Sorry, cupcakes.

Oct 12, 2012

Bacteria Discovered That Poops Pure Gold — Financial Crisis Solved?

Most of us are born into this world with the same singular dream: the dream that one day we will...

Oct 12, 2012

Hey Dog, That’s Not A Stick, Stop Trying To Pick It Up! [VIDEO]

They say dog is man's best friend. Dog also may be man's stupidest friend. Check that. Your friend who convinced you to do multiple shots on a Thursday night when he knew you had work this morning is stupider.

Oct 11, 2012

One Of The Most Incredible Explosions You Will Ever See [VIDEO]

With over a million views, many of you may have already seen this natural gas tanker explosion that happened in China on Saturday. If not, it's certainly a video worth seeing. According to the Telegraph, five people died in the incident, so outside of that, I'll leave you to watch without any additional comments.

Oct 11, 2012

‘Science’ Still Unable To Explain Why Women Don’t Fall For Hairy Men

It's tough out there for a hairy man -- which is odd being that hairiness and manliness seemingly go hand in hand. Still, women tend to prefer the smooth hairless pecs of the kind of man you see in underwear ads over the hairy chests of the kind of man you might see on a roll of paper towels. The question then becomes "Why?" And luckily, there must be plenty of hairy scientist out there...

Oct 11, 2012

Here’s A Guy Peeing Over His Own Shoulder [VIDEO]

I don't know if this is real or fake or if there's some corner of the Internet I've missed where this video has been watched millions of times. All I know is I want to believe. I want to believe in over-the-shoulder pissing. Maybe you guys can try it out for me and tell me if it works?

Oct 11, 2012

Duct Taping People’s Mouths Shut Doesn’t Work (In Case You Hadn’t Figured It Out Through Your Own Experience) [VIDEO]

Well of course it's not going to work if you do it like that. Put some heart into it! Get a ball gag. Wrap the duct tape around and around and around the head. You're disgracing the people who take their kidnappings seriously.

Oct 11, 2012

The At-Bat Music Of Every MLB Playoff Team Broken Down By Genre

I don't know how BuzzFeed did it, but the collection of graphs above is amazing, providing a breakdown by genre of every MLB playoff teams' at-bat music. Some things are immediately obvious: the Giants love their rap, the Rangers are the hardest rocking team in baseball, and the Tigers are the only team with "reggae" listed (which must leave A's fans thinking...

Oct 11, 2012

Study Shows Philadelphians Purchase More Sweatpants Than Any Other City (And No One Is Surprised)

Let me begin by saying I'm from Philadelphia so I have a horse in this race. That said, facts are facts, and for the second year in a row, Philadelphia tops the list of cities that purchase the most sweatpants. CBS Philly talked to John Fetto of Experian Marketing, the company that conducted the study, and quoted him as saying: "Among the 209 designated market areas in the United States...

Oct 11, 2012

Carve A Pumpkin Keg For Halloween — Or Better Yet, Have Your Girlfriend Do It [VIDEO]

If I had to use one word to describe carving pumpkins for Halloween, I would go with “something idiots do.”...

Oct 10, 2012

That’s Some Damn Fine Goalkeeping, Son [VIDEO]

It's important to learn early on that in sports, you don't just want to rely on your athletic ability, you also want to use your head...

Oct 10, 2012

Proof That God Does Not Want Us To Mix Base Jumping And Gymnastics [VIDEO]

Every time I see someone base jumping, I’m always like, “You know what this needs… More gymnastics. Particularly, maybe the...

Oct 10, 2012

Beer And Bacon Battered Deep Fried White Castle Sliders Look Awesome, Of Course…

We've become desensitized to crazy food. I saw these beer and bacon battered deep fried White Castle sliders and I didn't even flinch. Well, I mean, I flinched in the sense of thinking, "Wow, that looks f***ing amazing" was my first visceral reaction. But I didn't flinch in the sense that I wasn't immediately filled with shock. He used cheeseburger sliders by the way. Did I mention that? So each bite...

Oct 10, 2012

A ‘Gangnam Style’ Tattoo Is A Tat You Will Never Regret [PIC]

Yeaaaaah. I'm in a meeting right now. But you don't even need me to comment on this one. Come up with your own jokes.

Oct 10, 2012

Watch This Guy Totally Own Plastic Bottles With All Sorts Of Weaponry [VIDEO]

How much of a badass are you? Wait. Before you answer that question, answer this: Are you willing to prove just how much of a badass you are by recording it and putting it on YouTube? Seriously, you might mock this guy and say, "Hey, dude, you're just weakly chopping some sh*tty water bottles with a sh*tty ax." To that I say, "I'd like to see you do better." Literally. I'd like to see...

Oct 10, 2012

ESPN’s Samantha Steele Can’t Blow A Horn To Save Her Life [VIDEO]

Usually guys are the ones who suffer performance anxiety, but when ESPN College Gameday’s Samantha Steele was tasked with blowing...

Oct 10, 2012

What Better Way To Start Your Day Than Watching A Monkey Rubbing His Butt In Another Monkey’s Face [VIDEO]

Sh*t. I didn't realize Petsami was launching an "after dark" channel. Good for them. The Internet needs more monkey-butt-on-monkey-face action.

Oct 9, 2012

Mid-68-Foot Canyon Jump Is Probably Not The Best Time To Lose Control Of Your Bike [VIDEO]

Don't worry, everyone. He got up and walked it off. Now, I don't know a lot about mountain biking, but I'm thinking he probably should have done a better job HOLDING ON TO HIS BIKE. But maybe that's just me. If the third-person view wasn't cringe-worthy enough for you, you can also watch the exact same jump from...

Oct 9, 2012

Man Dies After Winning Bug Eating Contest, Consuming 30 Roaches, 30 Worms & 100 Millipedes [VIDEO]

This story is sad, especially when you keep in mind what the reporter repeatedly says: "Doctors actually say they've never heard of anybody dying from ingesting these [bugs]. They are not toxic; they're mostly protein." So assuming that to be the case, we have a man who entered a harmless contest and, possibly coincidentally, died. And yet he'll forever be associated with...

Oct 9, 2012

Arrested Man So Drunk Police Have To Hold His Head For His Mugshot [VIDEO]

The image pretty much says it all. According to ABC News, the man above — arrested outside of a Humble,...

Oct 8, 2012

If You’re An NFL Football Coach, You May Want Avoid Awkwardly Air-Humping Things On The Sideline [VIDEO]

Hey, buddy. Save your air-humping for when you're at home with your air-wife. The air-humper in question is Bears strength coach Rusty Jones. Typically, behavior like this might warrant a fine, but I'd prefer to see the league GIVE this guy some money. Make him use it to take some non-creepy air-humping lessons.

Oct 8, 2012

Brewery Releasing Beer Brewed With Bull Testicles Today

What are you doing at 5pm today? If you're in Denver, Colorado, you can head over to the Wynkoop Brewing Company and watch them tap the inaugural keg of Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout -- the first [presumably] beer brewed with real bull testicles. It started as an April Fools joke. The "oyster stout" is a common style of stout. And "Rocky Mountain oysters" are a common regional food in Colorado...

Oct 8, 2012

Police Bust Truck With ‘Meth Lab’ Written On It For Being A Meth Lab

According to Mephis’s WMC-TV, police originally pulled over the truck seen above for “driving with antique issued license plates [that]...

Oct 8, 2012

Lady Gaga Joins The Puking Trend, Throws Up Live On Stage [VIDEO]

First, it was Justin Bieber puking. Now, over the weekend, Lady Gaga has been caught vomiting on stage mid-concert. So...

Oct 7, 2012

The Ohio State Band Performs Halftime Tribute To Classic Video Games [VIDEO]

The Ohio St. band is earning high praise for their halftime tribute to classic video games during yesterday's 63 - 38 blowout of Nebraska. Band geeks showing their love of video games. College probably isn't going so well for these guys.

Oct 7, 2012

This Kids’ Attempt At A Front Flip Is How Sundays Feel [VIDEO]

Things seemed to be going well until he broke every bone in his spine.

Oct 5, 2012

You Know How I Know That You’re Whipped? [PIC]

Because you're letting your wife stand on your back with her HEELS ON. Everyone knows you ask your wife to take her heels off before you let her use you as a human stool.

Oct 5, 2012

Michael Phelps Sinks The ‘Longest Putt Made On Television’ (Yes, Michael Phelps The Swimmer) [VIDEO]

I’m not a reporter, so let’s have UPI tell it: “Olympic record-setting swimmer Michael Phelps added another best to his...

Oct 5, 2012

The Baseball Playoffs Start Today: Are You As Excited As This Oakland A’s Fan? [VIDEO]

This old dude was super excited that the Oakland Athletics had a 6 game winning streak to close out the...

Oct 4, 2012

…And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead Uses Election Season To Promote New Music, Album [VIDEO]

I can definitely back any candidate who gives speeches while he "appears intoxicated." Lost Songs, the new album from ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, will be released on October 22nd.

Oct 4, 2012

2012: The Year Of The Hot Tub Boat

Allow me to bore you with a story for a second. Last month, I was in Seattle. We were doing...