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Nov 5, 2012WTF
Lighting A Bonfire With A Homemade Bazooka Seems Like As Good An Idea As Any [VIDEO]

Lighting A Bonfire With A Homemade Bazooka Seems Like As Good An Idea As Any [VIDEO]

If you can’t use your homemade bazooka for lighting bonfires, what the hell are you supposed to use it for?...

Nov 5, 2012WTF
Is A Skittles Sorting Machine The Most Worthless Machine Ever Invented? [VIDEO]

Is A Skittles Sorting Machine The Most Worthless Machine Ever Invented? [VIDEO]

I’m sick of this goddamn Skittles Illuminati and their refusal to allow us to taste the rainbow one color at...

Nov 5, 2012WTF
While You Spent Your Weekend Sleeping, Everyone Else Watched This Kung Fu Baby Video [VIDEO]

While You Spent Your Weekend Sleeping, Everyone Else Watched This Kung Fu Baby Video [VIDEO]

Two million views. That’s how many times this “Dragon Baby” video has been watched since it was posted on Friday....

Nov 4, 2012
From Russia With Love: Russian Circus Cats [VIDEO]

From Russia With Love: Russian Circus Cats [VIDEO]

Every week we see tons of crazy videos from Russia. Each Sunday, will give you one of our favorites. Who...

Nov 4, 2012WTF
WTFin’ Weekend: Frank’s Hair [VIDEO]

WTFin’ Weekend: Frank’s Hair [VIDEO]

Hope your weekend has been as fun and productive as Frank’s. Just remember, when you have a talent, it’s your...

Nov 4, 2012WTF
Despite The Title, This Is Definitely Not The Way To Unblock A Toilet [VIDEO]

Despite The Title, This Is Definitely Not The Way To Unblock A Toilet [VIDEO]

So that’s why plumbers don’t use firecrackers to unclog toilets… because it’s stupid as sh*t and completely f**ks up your...

Nov 3, 2012
Wave Takes Out Bikini Model [VIDEO]

Wave Takes Out Bikini Model [VIDEO]

People think being a model is easy. It’s not. It’s hard standing around looking pretty. Sometimes you get knocked down....

Nov 2, 2012Culture
Drinking It At Work: Shipyard Smashed Pumpkin

Drinking It At Work: Shipyard Smashed Pumpkin

Halloween may have passed, but pumpkin beers aren’t just great for one day a year; they’re perfect for any cold...

Nov 2, 2012Entertainment
Here’s What’s Wrong With America: KFC Offers Mac & Cheese Bites In The Philippines But Not Here

Here’s What’s Wrong With America: KFC Offers Mac & Cheese Bites In The Philippines But Not Here

So now I’m supposed to travel to the Philippines for my prostitutes AND my KFC Mac & Cheese Bites?...

Nov 2, 2012
Here’s Why Guys Shouldn’t Pole Dance [VIDEO]

Here’s Why Guys Shouldn’t Pole Dance [VIDEO]

Guys, leave the pole dancing to the ladies please. You’re a man; if you hit your head and suffer a...

Nov 2, 2012Funny
Jimmy Kimmel Plays ‘Hipster Or Hasidic?’ In Brooklyn [VIDEO]

Jimmy Kimmel Plays ‘Hipster Or Hasidic?’ In Brooklyn [VIDEO]

Jimmy Kimmel filmed his late night show from Brooklyn all this week. And what a week he chose. But the comedy must go on. Last night, he played a game we play out here in Brooklyn all the time: hipster or Hasidic? It can be hard to tell just by the beards. But as...

Nov 2, 2012Stuff
Genius Invents Taco Cannon

Genius Invents Taco Cannon

The world has seen many great inventions — the light bulb by Thomas Edison, the internet by Al Gore, the...

Nov 2, 2012Music
Start Your Day With ‘La La La’ The First Single From Snoop Lion (AKA Snoop Dogg) [MUSIC VIDEO]

Start Your Day With ‘La La La’ The First Single From Snoop Lion (AKA Snoop Dogg) [MUSIC VIDEO]

For all of you who thought that Snoop Dogg was kidding (or high as sh*t) when he announced he was...

Nov 1, 2012
UPS Guys Still Delivering Packages In Hoboken After The Hurricane Because He Is Insane [VIDEO]

UPS Guys Still Delivering Packages In Hoboken After The Hurricane Because He Is Insane [VIDEO]

What a trooper this guy is. Doing his job after Hurricane Sandy the same as he would any other day....

Nov 1, 2012Smoking
Both Lady Gaga And Rihanna Dressed Like Marijuana For Halloween [PICS]

Both Lady Gaga And Rihanna Dressed Like Marijuana For Halloween [PICS]

Rihanna went as “The Bride of Mary Jane” complete with bud bouquet. So score her points for originality over Lady...

Nov 1, 2012WTF
Crazy Woman Repeatedly Rearranges New Mexico Family’s Patio Furniture [VIDEO]

Crazy Woman Repeatedly Rearranges New Mexico Family’s Patio Furniture [VIDEO]

It’s happened not once, but twice: a stranger has gone onto this family’s patio and rearranged their outdoor furniture in...

Nov 1, 2012Entertainment
Since Disney Bought Lucasfilm, Here’s Darth Vader Having Fun At Disneyland [VIDEO]

Since Disney Bought Lucasfilm, Here’s Darth Vader Having Fun At Disneyland [VIDEO]

I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking: Darth Vader is dead, right? What the f**k is he doing...

Nov 1, 2012WTF
Meet The Guy They Call ‘The Human Wikipedia’ [VIDEO]

Meet The Guy They Call ‘The Human Wikipedia’ [VIDEO]

The man called “Human Wikipedia” in this video is Steve Ellison and he has a very strange talent: he can...

Oct 31, 2012WTF
If You Laugh At Blind Tennis You Are A Horrible Person [VIDEO]

If You Laugh At Blind Tennis You Are A Horrible Person [VIDEO]

Sometimes life can be unfair. Like you could be born blind. Or you could be shown a video of blind...

Oct 31, 2012
Indy Wrestler Nearly Breaks His Neck [VIDEO]

Indy Wrestler Nearly Breaks His Neck [VIDEO]

There’s a reason they call this kind of wresting “pro” wrestling: it’s best left to the professionals....

Oct 31, 2012Stuff
Jack Daniel’s To Release A Colorless ‘White Whiskey’ Next Year

Jack Daniel’s To Release A Colorless ‘White Whiskey’ Next Year

From rock stars to alcoholics, everyone loves Jack Daniel’s. Their signature whiskey is relatively easy drinking straight or smooth with...

Oct 31, 2012
If You Get Knocked Out By The Very First Kick In Your Karate Match, It’s Time To Give Up Karate [VIDEO]

If You Get Knocked Out By The Very First Kick In Your Karate Match, It’s Time To Give Up Karate [VIDEO]

You gotta hand it to this kid: he stood in there, put up absolutely no defense, took a single kick...

Oct 31, 2012WTF
Man Sues Wife For Lying To Him About Being Ugly And WINS

Man Sues Wife For Lying To Him About Being Ugly And WINS

According to the Daily Mail, a Chinese man recently won the equivalent of $120,000 after suing his wife for concealing...

Oct 31, 2012Stuff
Pornkins: The Pornographic Pumpkin Carving Kit

Pornkins: The Pornographic Pumpkin Carving Kit

Halloween is today which means it’s not too late to carve a pumpkin. And if you’re going to carve a...

Oct 30, 2012WTF
Finally, A Bookcase With Secret Compartments To Hide All Your Rifles & Shotguns & Handguns & Knives & Your Uzi [VIDEO]

Finally, A Bookcase With Secret Compartments To Hide All Your Rifles & Shotguns & Handguns & Knives & Your Uzi [VIDEO]

Where am I going to hide all these guns? It’s a question we all ask ourselves time to time when...

Oct 30, 2012
The Ol’ ‘Drunk Guy Makes Out With Hottest Chick At Party’ YouTube Costume [PICS]

The Ol’ ‘Drunk Guy Makes Out With Hottest Chick At Party’ YouTube Costume [PICS]

I saw this "Drunk Guy Makes Out With Hottest Chick At Party" YouTube player costume earlier today and thought it was pretty slick. I then traced it back to Reddit, where in the comments, one Redditor pointed out that the costume has actually been done before...

Oct 30, 2012Stuff
Eat Your Salad Out Of A Cone Like A Man

Eat Your Salad Out Of A Cone Like A Man

DudeFoods.com has done it again, this time creating the salad cone — a cone made out of croutons stuffed with...

Oct 30, 2012
Rough Night For These Apartments: Hurricane Sandy Rips Face Off Building In NYC [VIDEO]

Rough Night For These Apartments: Hurricane Sandy Rips Face Off Building In NYC [VIDEO]

New York City saw a lot of crazy damage caused by Hurricane Sandy last night: the crane being flipped over...

Oct 30, 2012
In Case We Lose Power, Here’s 22 Hours Worth Of Kate Upton [VIDEOS]

In Case We Lose Power, Here’s 22 Hours Worth Of Kate Upton [VIDEOS]

At this point, on most of the East Coast, it’s not a matter of if we’re going to lose power,...

Oct 29, 2012WTF
13 Of The Unluckiest Halloween Arrests

13 Of The Unluckiest Halloween Arrests

People act dumb on Halloween. Inherently. We get dressed up in silly costumes and celebrate what is essentially a holiday...

Oct 29, 2012
Hurricane Sandy Vs. Hurricane Irene: A GIF Comparison

Hurricane Sandy Vs. Hurricane Irene: A GIF Comparison

If you're like me, you're trapped blogging in your house because a giant hurricane is bearing down on your geographic region right now. As a New Yorker, it's crazy to think that we've gotten two hurricanes in the past two years, but even crazier is how much bigger this hurricane is...

Oct 29, 2012WTF
Playable Tetris Jack-O’-Lantern [VIDEO]

Playable Tetris Jack-O’-Lantern [VIDEO]

According to the description, “Pumpktris” is “a fully playable version of Tetris built into a pumpkin, with 128 LEDs for...

Oct 28, 2012WTF
From Russia With Love: Always Protect Your Head With Your Bare Hand [VIDEO]

From Russia With Love: Always Protect Your Head With Your Bare Hand [VIDEO]

Every week we see tons of crazy videos from Russia. Each Sunday, will give you one of our favorites. “Great,...

Oct 28, 2012WTF
WTFin’ Weekend: Souvlaki Hut Gorilla [VIDEO]

WTFin’ Weekend: Souvlaki Hut Gorilla [VIDEO]

This is why Greece’s economy is in the sh*tter....

Oct 26, 2012Culture
Drinking It At Work: Green Flash West Coast IPA

Drinking It At Work: Green Flash West Coast IPA

Alright, I’m lying. I am not drinking a Green Flash West Coast IPA at work. I went across the street....

Oct 26, 2012Sports
If This Kid Doesn’t Eventually Break His Spine, He May Have A Future Playing Football [VIDEO]

If This Kid Doesn’t Eventually Break His Spine, He May Have A Future Playing Football [VIDEO]

Any time you leave your feet in the game of football, you’re asking for a world of pain. And if...

Oct 26, 2012Smoking
A Supercut Of People Smoking Weed In Movies [VIDEO]

A Supercut Of People Smoking Weed In Movies [VIDEO]

One of the problems with the War on Drugs is that marijuana (aka WEED) is everywhere: it’s talked about in...

Oct 26, 2012
24 Awesome ‘Name Mash-Up’ Halloween Costumes [PICS]

24 Awesome ‘Name Mash-Up’ Halloween Costumes [PICS]

Halloween is still 5 days away, the weekend hasn’t even started, and if I see one more f**king Psy costume,...

Oct 26, 2012WTF
Here’s A Dog Driving A Tractor [VIDEO]

Here’s A Dog Driving A Tractor [VIDEO]

That’s the Obama economy for you. All the good jobs are going to dogs....

Oct 25, 2012WTF
Here’s 54 Seconds Of A Woman Mistaking A Pair Of Sunglasses For A Shoe [VIDEO]

Here’s 54 Seconds Of A Woman Mistaking A Pair Of Sunglasses For A Shoe [VIDEO]

The reason she can’t get the sunglasses on is because she has a shoe over her eyes....

Oct 25, 2012Culture
The New World’s Strongest Beer, Brewmeister Armageddon, Comes From The Same Place As The Old World’s Strongest Beer, Scotland

The New World’s Strongest Beer, Brewmeister Armageddon, Comes From The Same Place As The Old World’s Strongest Beer, Scotland

What’s up with the Scottish? Actually, I know what’s up with this Scottish: they’re raging alcoholics, because for years now,...

Oct 25, 2012Culture
6 Genius Party Hacks

6 Genius Party Hacks

Partying is hard work. But it shouldn’t have to be. Every second you save working to party is an extra...

Oct 25, 2012News
An Inside Look At The Queen Of England’s Toilet! [PIC]

An Inside Look At The Queen Of England’s Toilet! [PIC]

In what could be the biggest story out of England since Pippa Middleton’s ass (which was being discussed on “NBC...

Oct 25, 2012Music
Mumford & Sons Explained [PIC]

Mumford & Sons Explained [PIC]

Rumor has it that Led Zeppelin got their name when members of The Who said that the idea of Page's new supergroup would go over like a "lead balloon." Similarly, maybe someone heard the idea of an Americana band from London and said,"That sounds sh*ttier than a Rhode Island porta potty!" Boom: Mumford & Sons...

Oct 25, 2012WTF
‘Dead’ Man Walks In On His Own Funeral [VIDEO]

‘Dead’ Man Walks In On His Own Funeral [VIDEO]

Where to even start with this story? How about at the end and we work our way backwards... There are drunk people at the funeral. That's good. I always figure a funeral is a great place to turn up hammered. And apparently Brazilian funerals are pretty casual if they don't even bother to verify if the person in the coffin is the actual person who the funeral is for...

Oct 24, 2012WTF
‘United States’ Spelled Wrong On Ballot In County In Washington State

‘United States’ Spelled Wrong On Ballot In County In Washington State

When it comes to Election Day, we all make mistakes. I once voted for Ralph Nader for President in two...

Oct 24, 2012Movies
From The Makers Of ‘Evil Dead’ Comes The New Movie ‘Evil Dead’ [REDBAND TRAILER]

From The Makers Of ‘Evil Dead’ Comes The New Movie ‘Evil Dead’ [REDBAND TRAILER]

They're remaking Evil Dead. But before you diehard fans of the original freak out, know that "they" isn't some heartless Hollywood producer. Both original writer/director/executive producer Sam Raimi and original star/executive producer Bruce Campbell are involved in the remake. Still, watching the trailer...

Oct 24, 2012Style + Grooming
A College Sweatshirt For The Place You Really Spent Your College Years: The Internet [PICS]

A College Sweatshirt For The Place You Really Spent Your College Years: The Internet [PICS]

A sophisticated college sweatshirt sporting the name and crest of your university of choice is as old a tradition as...

Oct 24, 2012
When A Note Doesn’t Keep Your Neighbors From Having Loud Sex, Try An Audio Recording

When A Note Doesn’t Keep Your Neighbors From Having Loud Sex, Try An Audio Recording

A frustrated Redditor posted the image above asking "Think this will solve the problem?" It might. But if you really want them to scare them straight, I bet a DVD of video footage of them having sex would do a better job...

Oct 24, 2012WTF
Bank Robber Arrested After Returning To Scene Of The Crime Because He Didn’t Get The Full $20,000 He Asked For

Bank Robber Arrested After Returning To Scene Of The Crime Because He Didn’t Get The Full $20,000 He Asked For

According to Syracuse.com, the man seen above, Arthur Bundrage, was arrested for robbing a bank when police arrived on the...

Oct 24, 2012TV
Did You See This Creepy Florida Gators Fan On Saturday? [VIDEO]

Did You See This Creepy Florida Gators Fan On Saturday? [VIDEO]

If not, WERE you this creepy Florida Gators fan from Saturday?...

Oct 23, 2012WTF
You’ll Never Be Able To Top The Realisticness Of This Spinning Tornado Halloween Costume So Stop Trying [VIDEO]

You’ll Never Be Able To Top The Realisticness Of This Spinning Tornado Halloween Costume So Stop Trying [VIDEO]

The ol’ Halloween rule of thumb is that the best costumes are the ones that are way too wide and...

Oct 23, 2012Music
This Guy’s Better At iPhone Guitar Than You Are At Real Guitar [VIDEO]

This Guy’s Better At iPhone Guitar Than You Are At Real Guitar [VIDEO]

Smartphone guitar apps aren’t all Guitar Hero. The good ones mimic the fretboard of a real guitar, meaning you actually...

Oct 23, 2012Culture
Sadly, A Keyboard Made Out Of Beer Cans Is Not As Exciting As It Sounds [VIDEO]

Sadly, A Keyboard Made Out Of Beer Cans Is Not As Exciting As It Sounds [VIDEO]

Everything is better with beer. Or so I thought. Then I saw the “beer can keyboard.” You know what’s not...

Oct 23, 2012WTF
Here’s That Giant Black D*ng Halloween Costume You Were Looking For

Here’s That Giant Black D*ng Halloween Costume You Were Looking For

Some people are calling this costume offensive. And I agree. It's definitely offensive to penises. Seriously, whose penis looks like that? Wrinkly and with two tiny little balls and a giant saggy bottle cap head...

Oct 23, 2012WTF
Dude Stops Speeding Car With His Superhuman Body [VIDEO]

Dude Stops Speeding Car With His Superhuman Body [VIDEO]

“YOLO” doesn’t apply to this guy. He lives as many f**king times as he wants. Other pedestrians need to step...

Oct 22, 2012Music
The Black Keys & RZA Collaborate For “The Baddest Man Alive” [MUSIC VIDEO]

The Black Keys & RZA Collaborate For “The Baddest Man Alive” [MUSIC VIDEO]

Fortune cookies will make people do crazy things — like cause the The Black Keys and the RZA to collaborate...

Oct 22, 2012WTF
The Best Dog Halloween Costume You Will See This Year [VIDEO]

The Best Dog Halloween Costume You Will See This Year [VIDEO]

Each year in New York City, a Halloween Dog Parade is held at Tompkins Square Park. And dog owners like...

Oct 22, 2012Sports
Lil Wayne Singing ‘Take Me Out To The Ball Game’ At Last Night’s NLCS Game [VIDEO]

Lil Wayne Singing ‘Take Me Out To The Ball Game’ At Last Night’s NLCS Game [VIDEO]

If you watch the full MLB version of Lil Wayne singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game,” the announcer...

Oct 22, 2012
Well Don’t Just Stand There… [VIDEO]

Well Don’t Just Stand There… [VIDEO]

All Will wanted to do was have a fun day of mountain biking and look at him now... Now everyone on the Internet is laughing at him.

Oct 22, 2012Sports
Fan Runs On The Field And Right Through A Play During Miami Vs. Florida State Game [VIDEO]

Fan Runs On The Field And Right Through A Play During Miami Vs. Florida State Game [VIDEO]

I have nothing against streaking. Run on the field. What do I care. America is supposedly a “free” country, but...

Oct 22, 2012WTF
Professionalism Is Doing Your Job While A Roach Is Crawling On You [VIDEO]

Professionalism Is Doing Your Job While A Roach Is Crawling On You [VIDEO]

There are plenty of jobs where if a roach crawled on you, you probably wouldn’t bat an eye: exterminator, professional...

Oct 21, 2012WTF
From Russia With Love: You Have A Bear In Your Window [VIDEO]

From Russia With Love: You Have A Bear In Your Window [VIDEO]

Every week we see tons of crazy videos from Russia. Each Sunday, will give you one of our favorites. Hey, you know what would keep that bear outside of your kitchen? Closing the f**king window!

Oct 21, 2012WTF
WTFin’ Weekend: Ruff Dog Day [VIDEO]

WTFin’ Weekend: Ruff Dog Day [VIDEO]

Well sure... Every day is going to be "ruff" when you wake up with the head of a dog.

Oct 21, 2012Music
Deaf Dude Loves Bass [VIDEO]

Deaf Dude Loves Bass [VIDEO]

Loud car stereos -- the cause of and solution to all your hearing problems.

Oct 20, 2012Music
Saturday Night Music Fight [October 20th, 2012]

Saturday Night Music Fight [October 20th, 2012]

Mike likes music from the '70s. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes to kick off your Saturday night. Check out their picks and then vote for your favorite.

Oct 20, 2012Music
Always Follow Your Dreams, Even If Your Dream Is To Be A Rapper 5th Member Of The Ghostbusters [VIDEO]

Always Follow Your Dreams, Even If Your Dream Is To Be A Rapper 5th Member Of The Ghostbusters [VIDEO]

He slipped the "bustin' makes me feel good" line in there. He nailed it. Plus the line is especially effective when you have a perv 'stache!

Oct 19, 2012Culture
Drinking It At Work: Southern Tier Pumking

Drinking It At Work: Southern Tier Pumking

“Pumpkin beer” is one of the hardest styles to nail down. It covers a huge range from lightly spiced ales...

Oct 19, 2012WTF
Time For Your Annual ‘Carving A Pumpkin With A Handgun’ Video [VIDEO]

Time For Your Annual ‘Carving A Pumpkin With A Handgun’ Video [VIDEO]

For years now, this guy has been making videos of himself carving his Halloween Jack-o'-lantern with a handgun. This year I believe all the proceeds he raises are going to Barack Obama's reelection campaign. I may want to check my sources on that though...

Oct 19, 2012Stuff
Make Candy Corn On The Cob Out Of Candy Corn And Cookie Dough If You Don’t Value Your Life

Make Candy Corn On The Cob Out Of Candy Corn And Cookie Dough If You Don’t Value Your Life

You know what people are always complaining about? Not getting enough sugar on Halloween. Well, problem solved. Candy Corn on the Cob is exactly what it sounds like: a whole cob full (an "ear" if you will) of corn with every kernel being a diabetes-inducing piece of that ol' Halloween favorite, candy corn. And of course, the perfect product to use for the cob...

Oct 19, 2012Video Games
10 Of The Most Hardcore Train Simulator Dubstep Videos! [VIDEOS]

10 Of The Most Hardcore Train Simulator Dubstep Videos! [VIDEOS]

Talk to any kid on the street (literally, grab a kid by both shoulders and start screaming at him) and...

Oct 19, 2012Funny
This Is Not An Appropriate Way To Hit On A Waiter [PIC]

This Is Not An Appropriate Way To Hit On A Waiter [PIC]

According to the Redditor who submitted the photo, this receipt was left for a male waiter at a T.G.I. Fridays. Look, I get it, ladies. Sometimes you see a man's face and you can't wait to sit on it. I feel the same way when I see a couch. But that doesn't mean you can just scrawl your dirty thoughts all over a perfectly good T.G.I. Fridays receipt. We have rules in this society...