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Dec 20, 2012

Urinal Cakes That Look Like Actual Cakes [PICS]

The biggest problem with urinal cakes: they aren’t actual cakes! Well, that and how they splash your own piss back...

Dec 20, 2012

The 10 Least Viral Videos Of 2012

Best Viral Videos of the Year lists — everybody has one. Or maybe they have a Worst Viral Videos of...

Dec 20, 2012

The Weird Goats Compilation Of Your Dreams [VIDEO]

People think goats are weird, but, to be fair, people would say you’re weird too if you were willing to...

Dec 19, 2012

Lindsay Lohan’s Latest Drama: She’s A Toilet Clogger!

Could things get any worse for Lindsay Lohan? It’s a question celebrity stalkers ask themselves nearly every day, and at...

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Now Has Its Own Beers Thanks To Brewery Ommegang

Big news for alcoholic Game of Thrones fans: the HBO show has teamed up with Brewery Ommegang — a New...

Dec 18, 2012

Watch This Dude Light A Cigarette With A Hammer [VIDEO]

I know people say smoking isn’t cool anymore. Those people obviously haven’t seen this guy light a cigarette with a...

Dec 18, 2012

Once Again DJ Earworm Mashes Up All The Hits Of The Year Into One Massive Pop Song [VIDEO]

For years now, DJ Earworm has created his “United State of Pop” mashup featuring as many of the biggest hits...

Dec 18, 2012

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Dec 17, 2012

Nintendo 64 Kid Redone As Some WTF Animation [VIDEO]

Hopefully all you wanted for Christmas was a really WTF remake of the Nintendo 64 Kid‘s classic present opening video....

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Dec 14, 2012

Here’s Something Fun To Try This Weekend [VIDEO]

All you need is a giant bucket of whatever that is she’s pouring all over her face....

Dec 14, 2012

Drinking It At Work: Water

COED had our holiday party last night. Needless to say I’ve been a bit hungover today. Sorry if you’ve been...

Dec 14, 2012

Tweet Of The Week: @andreweplotkin

We’re going to try something new and all of you are going to love it. Each week we’re going to...

Dec 14, 2012

Celebrate Christmas With A Dog In A Santa Hat That Hates Stacks Of Plastic Bottles For Some Reason [VIDEO]

Don’t blame me if you think this video sucks. You’re the asshole who clicked on a post entitled, “Celebrate Christmas...

Dec 13, 2012

Woman Arrested For Cocaine-Filled Breast Implants

Cocaine and breasts: two things guys can get addicted to, two things the government doesn’t want you to put up...

Dec 13, 2012

Scrawny White Kid Has Mad Beatboxing Skills [VIDEO]

This kid is SICK!!!! No, seriously. I think he may have some sort of medical condition...

Dec 13, 2012

Rage Against The Machine – ‘Killing In The Name Of (Less Angry Version)’ [VIDEO]

Most rock bands go through stages in their career: typically from angry young men, to drugged out superstars, to an...

Dec 13, 2012

Here’s The New Nirvana Song With Paul McCartney [VIDEO]

From the Nirvana reunion at last night’s 12-12-12 benefit with Paul McCartney filling in for Kurt Cobain. What do you...

Dec 12, 2012

End Your Day With Dogs Driving Cars [VIDEO]

Newsflash: Not only do dogs love driving cars now, they also love listening to hip-hop music. As if a dog...

Dec 12, 2012

Here’s An Edible iPhone 5 Case Because You’re Gross

Say hello to the “Survival Senbei Rice Cracker iPhone 5 Case Handmade food phone cover.” Then say goodbye to it...

Dec 12, 2012

Turns Out Seeing $315 Billion Worth Of Gold Is Boring As Sh*t [VIDEO]

STOP! Don’t watch this video!! First, image in your head what $315 billion worth of gold would look like. Picture...

Dec 12, 2012

Learn All The Hottest Christmas Dance Moves At ‘The Charlie Brown School Of Dance’ [VIDEO]

A Charlie Brown Christmas is a holiday TV classic. And like all classics, it’s ripe for lampooning. And like all...

Dec 12, 2012

AskMen Releases Their List Of The Top 99 Women Of 2013

While the rest of us mere mortals are pondering the year that was — 2012 — those oracles over at...

Dec 12, 2012

This Kid Sounds Exactly Like A Siren [VIDEO]

Sometimes his dad lets him ride around on the top of the car so they can run traffic lights....

Dec 11, 2012

You’re Not Fat Because You Eat Too Much, You’re Fat Because You’re An Alcoholic

A recent report by the National Center for Health Statistics shows that of Americans who drink once a day, alcohol...

Dec 11, 2012

Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Announces 2013 Inductees

Are you ready to rock!?! The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame just announced their 2013 inductees, so throw your...

Dec 11, 2012

‘GIF-ITI’ (AKA Animated GIF Graffiti) Is The Trippiest Thing You Will See Today [GIFS]

UK-based artist INSA has been doing these GIF-ITI pieces for years now, but he’s once again come to the public’s...

Dec 11, 2012

Jews Going Gangnam Style! [VIDEO]

Who would have figured that one of the world’s oldest religions could bring new life to one of the world’s...

Dec 11, 2012

It’s A Bad Brains Christmas, Charlie Brown

Wow. Bad Brains. Franklin would be so proud....

Dec 10, 2012

Yoko Ono Does An Amazing Rendition Of Katy Perry’s ‘Firework’ [VIDEO]

Wow. I never realized how terrible that song is when it doesn’t have cleavage....

Dec 10, 2012

Beer & Bacon Battered Deep Fried Doritos: Now You’re Just Being Silly

The dudes over at DudeFoods have a long history of putting things in beer and bacon batter and deep frying...

Dec 10, 2012

This Dude Knows How To Headbutt People [VIDEO]

If you’re like me, your fighting skills suck and you’re constantly looking for new techniques. What was that you say?...

Dec 10, 2012

Is This The Worst Free Throw Ever Thrown? [VIDEO]

Yes. Yes, it is. Until someone throws one backwards into the other team’s net....

Dec 8, 2012

Saturday Night Music Fight [December 8th, 2012]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Dec 7, 2012

Drinking It At Work: Samuel Adams Winter Lager

December 21st, 2012: a number of people have predicted that this date may be the end of the world. If...

Dec 7, 2012

Esquire Publishes Andy Langer’s Top 131 Songs Of 2012 [PLAYLIST]

What was your favorite song of 2012? Alright, what about your top 10? At this point already, I’m struggling to...

Dec 7, 2012

42 Pot Brownie Pics For ‘National Brownie Day’ [PHOTOS]

Pot brownies are awesome. They get you high as balls. And save your lungs. And brownies are f’ing amazing to...

Dec 7, 2012

This Bilingual Cat Is Better Educated Than You Are [VIDEO]

He speaks two languages. You barely can handle one!...

Dec 6, 2012

Daily Six-Pack: The 12 Best Fat Guys Of 2012, Redskins Cheerleaders & More [Links]

• The 12 Best Fat Guys of 2012 In general, end-of-the-year lists are garbage (except for any of the end...

Dec 6, 2012

‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Gets An Honest Movie Trailer

Overall, a good “Honest Trailer,” though they forgot the line, “Legendary Pictures brings you a movie that will probably get...

Dec 5, 2012

Actual Muthaf***in’ Snake Causes Problems On A Muthaf***in’ Plane!

No, Samuel L. Jackson wasn’t there. And true, it was only one snake, not a whole plane of snakes. But...

Dec 5, 2012

Here’s A Dog Making Out With A Kangaroo [VIDEO]

Thanks to Obama’s America these two can now legally marry....

Dec 5, 2012

Turn Your Tailgate Old School With Super Mario Bros. Cornhole Boards

Whether you're a sports fan, an alcoholic, or just like hanging out in parking lots, tailgating is one of those few activities in life you can always look forward to.

Dec 5, 2012

The WTF Horse Mask Mentos Commercial No One’s Been Waiting For [VIDEO]

Whoever said making viral videos is hard is an idiot. It’s easy as hell. Just take something retro that people...

Dec 5, 2012

The Science Behind The ‘Plan B’ Emergency Contraception Pill [VIDEO]

Learning the science behind how the Plan B pill works is all fine and good, but what I really need...

Dec 4, 2012

Celebrate Jay-Z’s Birthday By Watching This Documentary On The Opening Of The Barclays Center [VIDEO]

Today is Jay-Z’s birthday as I’m sure many of you are aware after the date was immortalized as the first...

Dec 4, 2012

Johnny Walker Black Whiskey Cures Man’s Blindness

We all know that whiskey is good for our health (at least that’s the lie we’ve been telling ourselves), but...

Dec 4, 2012

How To Open A Beer Bottle Without Touching It [VIDEO]

I’ve talked before about how I’m sick of all the “how to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener”...

Dec 3, 2012

The Worst Domino Rally Fail Of All Time [VIDEO]

You know this girl’s disappointed father is sitting there watching this thinking, “If only my sperm had done the same...

Dec 3, 2012

Stand-up Comedian Finds Cocaine In Heckler’s Jacket [VIDEO]

Everything seemed pretty straight forward: an audience member was being loud and disrupting comics. Between sets, the host decided to...

Dec 3, 2012

10 Awesome Facts About Nintendo [VIDEO]

Awesome fact #11: You haven’t played a Nintendo system in over 2 years....

Dec 1, 2012

Saturday Night Music Fight [December 1st, 2012]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Nov 30, 2012

Drinking It At Work: Sierra Nevada 2012 Celebration Fresh Hop Ale

India Pale Ale — it’s a style that’s almost synonymous with the second coming of American craft beer and (as...

Nov 30, 2012

Get Yourself A 1 Lb Snickers Bar For The Holidays

Snickers slogan used to be “Snickers really satisfies you,” but that was then and people are fatter and greedier now....

Nov 30, 2012

More Proof That Only Awful People Put Their Dogs In Hoodies [VIDEO]

The real reason you shouldn’t pull your junk out in front of a girl isn’t because she might file a...

Nov 29, 2012

The Worst ‘Johnny Football’ Song You Will Hear Today [VIDEO]

Hopefully, it’s also the only Johnny Football song you listen to today. Sh*t, after hearing this pile of garbage, it...

Nov 29, 2012

Next Time Try Not To Admit That The Vacuum Cleaner Man Has Seen Your Tits On TV [VIDEO]

At first I thought this was pretty funny, but then I realized it was just viral marketing for vacuum cleaners....

Nov 28, 2012

Best Hangover Cure Ever? Bloody Mary With A Cheeseburger Garnish

The old saying goes “a picture is worth 1000 words” and I believe it’s true because the picture above just...

Nov 28, 2012

All 11 Krispy Kreme Music Videos Ranked From Worst To Best [VIDEOS]

Few internet phenomenon have been as big in 2012 as the rapper Krispy Kreme. His song “The Baddest” hit YouTube...

Nov 28, 2012

Don’t Worry, It’s Just Lil’ Jon’s ‘Get Low’ Covered On Acoustic Guitar In A Coffee Shop [VIDEO]

Not only is this acoustic version of Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz’ “Get Low” sweet and sentimental, it’s...

Nov 27, 2012

The Saddest ‘How To Make Nachos’ Video Ever [VIDEO]

As delicious as eating chili and cheese nacho dip is, it’s never something you’re terribly proud of. It’s not like,...