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Nov 13, 2012

A Really Terrible Shot-For-Shot Remake Of The Iron Man 3 Trailer [VIDEO]

If you’re going to do a shitty job remaking a movie trailer shot-for-shot, you might as well do the shittiest...

Nov 12, 2012

Nothing Tastes As Good As A Live Scorpion On A Stick [VIDEO]

They say you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten a scorpion kebab. Wait… Did I say “they?” I meant “idiots.” Idiots...

Nov 12, 2012

Red Bull And Vodka Jello Shots Sound Like An Interesting New Way To Get Drunk

Michelle, the blogger behind That's So Michelle, says her husband came up with this idea for Red Bull and vodka jello shots which is a shame because otherwise we'd have no choice but to marry this woman. Luckily her husband didn't concoct the entire recipe, because it takes a woman's touch to slip a maraschino cherry into every shot for easy handling and an extra burst...

Nov 12, 2012

Woman Buys iPad From A Stranger At A Gas Station, Is Shocked When It’s Fake

Jalonta Freeman was just doing what any woman in her situation would do: buying an iPad, sight unseen, at a...

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Nov 12, 2012

Are You Ready To See The World’s Most Badass Tractor? [VIDEO]

If you think white trash goes crazy for NASCAR, just imagine what would happen if they get their hands on...

Start Your Day With Alison Brie Holding A Kitten [PIC]

See how furious that kitten looks? He’s like, “Seriously, Alison Brie? You’re gonna out-cute me?? I’m a goddman kitten, alright....

Nov 12, 2012

From Russia With Love: Moving Tubes Made Easy [VIDEO]

Every week we see tons of crazy videos from Russia. Each Sunday, will give you one of our favorites. Don’t...

Nov 11, 2012

WTFin’ Weekend: Japan World Cup 3 [VIDEO]

And it appears the winner of the Japan World Cup 3 race is… pot smoking....

Nov 11, 2012

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Nov 10, 2012

Saturday Night Music Fight [November 10th, 2012]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

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Nov 10, 2012

‘Kart’: The Mario Cart/’Drive’ Mashup Trailer You Didn’t Know You Wanted To See [VIDEO]

For the thousands of hours you wasted during your childhood playing Mario Kart, I think you can give back 2...

Nov 9, 2012

Who Knew Girls Volleyball Could Be DEADLY? [VIDEO]

You thought people made fun of women’s sports before, just wait until they’re all required to play volleyball in helmets....

Nov 9, 2012

When You’re 80-Years-Old You Might As Well Do Some Kegstands [VIDEO]

Ferris Bueller once said, “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you...

Nov 8, 2012

I Can’t Believe It Took Them This Long To Make A ‘Breaking Bad’ Porn Parody [TRAILER]

The TV show Breaking Bad seems like a natural for a porn parody. Everyone knows that nothing goes together like...

Nov 8, 2012

Duluth Trading Ballroom Jeans — The Jeans With Extra Room In The Crotch For Your Balls [VIDEO]

How many times have you wished your jeans had extra room in the crotch for your balls? Never?? Yeah, me...

Nov 8, 2012

It’s Almost Dinner Time So Here’s A 7-Foot-Long, 27-Pound, 36,720 Calorie Gummy Python

Over at Vat19, you can buy all sorts of gummy grub — 5-pound gummy bears, 2.5-foot-long gummy snakes — but...

Nov 8, 2012

Brazen Robbers Hit Jewelry Store By Riding Their Motorcycles Right Into A Mall [VIDEO]

The problem with getaway cars is that they are always so far away from the place you’re robbing. Plus you...

Nov 8, 2012

Angry Birds Star Wars Is Here: Watch The Animated Trailer [VIDEO]

I’m sure some of you want to hate on Angry Birds. And you probably think a Star Wars version of...

Nov 8, 2012

Who Wants Pizza-Flavored Ice Cream? (No, Seriously)

Weird ice cream flavors are nothing new. Ever since the world went food crazy (about the time when the Food...

Nov 8, 2012

Watch This Tortoise Be A Total Jerk Very Slowly [VIDEO]

Even the best filmmakers in Hollywood have nothing on tortoise fights: God’s version of slow motion effects. Almost as enthralling...

Nov 7, 2012

This Is Sad: People Googling ‘Who Is Running For President’ Saw A Huge Spike This Week

How large does the rock you’re living under have to be for you to turn to Googling “who is running...

Nov 7, 2012

The Most Famous Female Athlete Right Now Is An 8-Year-Old Girl Football Player [VIDEO]

Supposedly, this 8-year-old girl has been running people over in her boys’ football league and the video certainly backs up...

Nov 7, 2012

Quidditch Beer Pong: Beer Pong For The Kid In All Of Us

I don’t know sh*t about Harry Potter. But I know a hell of a lot about drinking. (Those two facts...

Nov 7, 2012

Sushi Cologne Will… Make You Smell Strange?

Sushi cologne is a real thing. You can buy it from Demeter Fragrances right now. According to their description, it...

Nov 7, 2012

Who Loves Pizza!? [VIDEO]

It’s 9am in the morning and I’m probably still asleep after heavily drinking my way through last night’s election results....

Nov 6, 2012

Election 2012’s Best Presidential Write-In Candidate [PIC]

Don’t be surprised if a gay dog doesn’t end up just pulling this thing out. Barack Obama was our first...

Nov 6, 2012

Next Time Try Not To Crash Your SUV Into That Airplane [VIDEO]

I’ve heard some good questions in my life, but “Why did you pull out in front of an airplane?” is...

Nov 6, 2012

Vote In The Cracked Election 2012

Everyone hates the election. Woo. President. What does that jerk do? Run the country? Whatever. You don’t want to debate...

Nov 6, 2012

Today’s Election As Reenacted By Two Headbutting 17-Month-Old Twins [VIDEO]

Wyatt says I’m a conspiracy theorist, but come on… A video of two twins — one in a red shirt,...

Nov 6, 2012

20 Things You Didn’t Know About The White House

The 2012 election has been one of the most hyped in history. We’ve been hearing about both these candidate for...

Nov 6, 2012

What A Workout! [VIDEO]

Before you make fun of this guy for being lazy, keep in mind that if he tried to use that...

Nov 5, 2012

31 Sexy Celebrities’ (Probable) Presidential Picks

Voting is your civic duty, whether you’re a lazy college student or a hot Hollywood starlet. Considering that the decisions...

Nov 5, 2012

Guy Passes Out While Flexing His Muscles [VIDEO]

This guy’s so strong he’s dangerous …to himself. Luckily, his head seems nice and thick so I’m doubting he was...

Nov 5, 2012

Lighting A Bonfire With A Homemade Bazooka Seems Like As Good An Idea As Any [VIDEO]

If you can’t use your homemade bazooka for lighting bonfires, what the hell are you supposed to use it for?...

Nov 5, 2012

Is A Skittles Sorting Machine The Most Worthless Machine Ever Invented? [VIDEO]

I’m sick of this goddamn Skittles Illuminati and their refusal to allow us to taste the rainbow one color at...

Nov 5, 2012

While You Spent Your Weekend Sleeping, Everyone Else Watched This Kung Fu Baby Video [VIDEO]

Two million views. That’s how many times this “Dragon Baby” video has been watched since it was posted on Friday....

Nov 4, 2012

From Russia With Love: Russian Circus Cats [VIDEO]

Every week we see tons of crazy videos from Russia. Each Sunday, will give you one of our favorites. Who...

Nov 4, 2012

WTFin’ Weekend: Frank’s Hair [VIDEO]

Hope your weekend has been as fun and productive as Frank’s. Just remember, when you have a talent, it’s your...

Nov 4, 2012

Despite The Title, This Is Definitely Not The Way To Unblock A Toilet [VIDEO]

So that’s why plumbers don’t use firecrackers to unclog toilets… because it’s stupid as sh*t and completely f**ks up your...

Nov 3, 2012

Wave Takes Out Bikini Model [VIDEO]

People think being a model is easy. It’s not. It’s hard standing around looking pretty. Sometimes you get knocked down....

Nov 2, 2012

Drinking It At Work: Shipyard Smashed Pumpkin

Halloween may have passed, but pumpkin beers aren’t just great for one day a year; they’re perfect for any cold...

Nov 2, 2012

Here’s What’s Wrong With America: KFC Offers Mac & Cheese Bites In The Philippines But Not Here

So now I’m supposed to travel to the Philippines for my prostitutes AND my KFC Mac & Cheese Bites?...

Nov 2, 2012

Here’s Why Guys Shouldn’t Pole Dance [VIDEO]

Guys, leave the pole dancing to the ladies please. You’re a man; if you hit your head and suffer a...

Nov 2, 2012

Jimmy Kimmel Plays ‘Hipster Or Hasidic?’ In Brooklyn [VIDEO]

Jimmy Kimmel filmed his late night show from Brooklyn all this week. And what a week he chose. But the comedy must go on. Last night, he played a game we play out here in Brooklyn all the time: hipster or Hasidic? It can be hard to tell just by the beards. But as...

Nov 2, 2012

Genius Invents Taco Cannon

The world has seen many great inventions — the light bulb by Thomas Edison, the internet by Al Gore, the...

Nov 2, 2012

Start Your Day With ‘La La La’ The First Single From Snoop Lion (AKA Snoop Dogg) [MUSIC VIDEO]

For all of you who thought that Snoop Dogg was kidding (or high as sh*t) when he announced he was...

Nov 1, 2012

UPS Guys Still Delivering Packages In Hoboken After The Hurricane Because He Is Insane [VIDEO]

What a trooper this guy is. Doing his job after Hurricane Sandy the same as he would any other day....

Nov 1, 2012

Both Lady Gaga And Rihanna Dressed Like Marijuana For Halloween [PICS]

Rihanna went as “The Bride of Mary Jane” complete with bud bouquet. So score her points for originality over Lady...

Nov 1, 2012

Crazy Woman Repeatedly Rearranges New Mexico Family’s Patio Furniture [VIDEO]

It’s happened not once, but twice: a stranger has gone onto this family’s patio and rearranged their outdoor furniture in...

Nov 1, 2012

Since Disney Bought Lucasfilm, Here’s Darth Vader Having Fun At Disneyland [VIDEO]

I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking: Darth Vader is dead, right? What the f**k is he doing...

Nov 1, 2012

Meet The Guy They Call ‘The Human Wikipedia’ [VIDEO]

The man called “Human Wikipedia” in this video is Steve Ellison and he has a very strange talent: he can...

Oct 31, 2012

If You Laugh At Blind Tennis You Are A Horrible Person [VIDEO]

Sometimes life can be unfair. Like you could be born blind. Or you could be shown a video of blind...

Oct 31, 2012

Indy Wrestler Nearly Breaks His Neck [VIDEO]

There’s a reason they call this kind of wresting “pro” wrestling: it’s best left to the professionals....

Oct 31, 2012

Jack Daniel’s To Release A Colorless ‘White Whiskey’ Next Year

From rock stars to alcoholics, everyone loves Jack Daniel’s. Their signature whiskey is relatively easy drinking straight or smooth with...

Oct 31, 2012

If You Get Knocked Out By The Very First Kick In Your Karate Match, It’s Time To Give Up Karate [VIDEO]

You gotta hand it to this kid: he stood in there, put up absolutely no defense, took a single kick...

Oct 31, 2012

Man Sues Wife For Lying To Him About Being Ugly And WINS

According to the Daily Mail, a Chinese man recently won the equivalent of $120,000 after suing his wife for concealing...

Oct 31, 2012

Pornkins: The Pornographic Pumpkin Carving Kit

Halloween is today which means it’s not too late to carve a pumpkin. And if you’re going to carve a...

Oct 30, 2012

Finally, A Bookcase With Secret Compartments To Hide All Your Rifles & Shotguns & Handguns & Knives & Your Uzi [VIDEO]

Where am I going to hide all these guns? It’s a question we all ask ourselves time to time when...

Oct 30, 2012

The Ol’ ‘Drunk Guy Makes Out With Hottest Chick At Party’ YouTube Costume [PICS]

I saw this "Drunk Guy Makes Out With Hottest Chick At Party" YouTube player costume earlier today and thought it was pretty slick. I then traced it back to Reddit, where in the comments, one Redditor pointed out that the costume has actually been done before...

Oct 30, 2012

Eat Your Salad Out Of A Cone Like A Man

DudeFoods.com has done it again, this time creating the salad cone — a cone made out of croutons stuffed with...

Oct 30, 2012

Rough Night For These Apartments: Hurricane Sandy Rips Face Off Building In NYC [VIDEO]

New York City saw a lot of crazy damage caused by Hurricane Sandy last night: the crane being flipped over...

Oct 30, 2012

In Case We Lose Power, Here’s 22 Hours Worth Of Kate Upton [VIDEOS]

At this point, on most of the East Coast, it’s not a matter of if we’re going to lose power,...

Oct 29, 2012

13 Of The Unluckiest Halloween Arrests

People act dumb on Halloween. Inherently. We get dressed up in silly costumes and celebrate what is essentially a holiday...

Oct 29, 2012

Hurricane Sandy Vs. Hurricane Irene: A GIF Comparison

If you're like me, you're trapped blogging in your house because a giant hurricane is bearing down on your geographic region right now. As a New Yorker, it's crazy to think that we've gotten two hurricanes in the past two years, but even crazier is how much bigger this hurricane is...

Oct 29, 2012

Playable Tetris Jack-O’-Lantern [VIDEO]

According to the description, “Pumpktris” is “a fully playable version of Tetris built into a pumpkin, with 128 LEDs for...

Oct 28, 2012

From Russia With Love: Always Protect Your Head With Your Bare Hand [VIDEO]

Every week we see tons of crazy videos from Russia. Each Sunday, will give you one of our favorites. “Great,...

Oct 28, 2012

WTFin’ Weekend: Souvlaki Hut Gorilla [VIDEO]

This is why Greece’s economy is in the sh*tter....

Oct 26, 2012

Drinking It At Work: Green Flash West Coast IPA

Alright, I’m lying. I am not drinking a Green Flash West Coast IPA at work. I went across the street....

Oct 26, 2012

If This Kid Doesn’t Eventually Break His Spine, He May Have A Future Playing Football [VIDEO]

Any time you leave your feet in the game of football, you’re asking for a world of pain. And if...

Oct 26, 2012

A Supercut Of People Smoking Weed In Movies [VIDEO]

One of the problems with the War on Drugs is that marijuana (aka WEED) is everywhere: it’s talked about in...

Oct 26, 2012

24 Awesome ‘Name Mash-Up’ Halloween Costumes [PICS]

Halloween is still 5 days away, the weekend hasn’t even started, and if I see one more f**king Psy costume,...

Oct 26, 2012

Here’s A Dog Driving A Tractor [VIDEO]

That’s the Obama economy for you. All the good jobs are going to dogs....

Oct 25, 2012

Here’s 54 Seconds Of A Woman Mistaking A Pair Of Sunglasses For A Shoe [VIDEO]

The reason she can’t get the sunglasses on is because she has a shoe over her eyes....

Oct 25, 2012

The New World’s Strongest Beer, Brewmeister Armageddon, Comes From The Same Place As The Old World’s Strongest Beer, Scotland

What’s up with the Scottish? Actually, I know what’s up with this Scottish: they’re raging alcoholics, because for years now,...

Oct 25, 2012

6 Genius Party Hacks

Partying is hard work. But it shouldn’t have to be. Every second you save working to party is an extra...

Oct 25, 2012

An Inside Look At The Queen Of England’s Toilet! [PIC]

In what could be the biggest story out of England since Pippa Middleton’s ass (which was being discussed on “NBC...

Oct 25, 2012

Mumford & Sons Explained [PIC]

Rumor has it that Led Zeppelin got their name when members of The Who said that the idea of Page's new supergroup would go over like a "lead balloon." Similarly, maybe someone heard the idea of an Americana band from London and said,"That sounds sh*ttier than a Rhode Island porta potty!" Boom: Mumford & Sons...

Oct 25, 2012

‘Dead’ Man Walks In On His Own Funeral [VIDEO]

Where to even start with this story? How about at the end and we work our way backwards... There are drunk people at the funeral. That's good. I always figure a funeral is a great place to turn up hammered. And apparently Brazilian funerals are pretty casual if they don't even bother to verify if the person in the coffin is the actual person who the funeral is for...

Oct 24, 2012

‘United States’ Spelled Wrong On Ballot In County In Washington State

When it comes to Election Day, we all make mistakes. I once voted for Ralph Nader for President in two...

Oct 24, 2012

From The Makers Of ‘Evil Dead’ Comes The New Movie ‘Evil Dead’ [REDBAND TRAILER]

They're remaking Evil Dead. But before you diehard fans of the original freak out, know that "they" isn't some heartless Hollywood producer. Both original writer/director/executive producer Sam Raimi and original star/executive producer Bruce Campbell are involved in the remake. Still, watching the trailer...

Oct 24, 2012

A College Sweatshirt For The Place You Really Spent Your College Years: The Internet [PICS]

A sophisticated college sweatshirt sporting the name and crest of your university of choice is as old a tradition as...