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Jan 19, 2013Music
Saturday Night Music Fight [January 19, 2013]

Saturday Night Music Fight [January 19, 2013]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Jan 18, 2013
Tweet Of The Week: @tailorxxx

Tweet Of The Week: @tailorxxx

For this week’s tweet of the week, we posed a question that’s been bugging us in the office for minutes...

Jan 18, 2013News
Norwegian Guy Gets 1 Million Facebook Likes, Now Hopefully He Gets Laid

Norwegian Guy Gets 1 Million Facebook Likes, Now Hopefully He Gets Laid

It’s an age old story: Guy meets girl; girl “friend-zones” guy for years; guy gets 1 million Facebook likes; guy...

Jan 18, 2013
Death Row Inmates Last Meals Recreated In Photos [8 Pics]

Death Row Inmates Last Meals Recreated In Photos [8 Pics]

In what has to be one of the coolest photo projects I’ve seen in a long time, photographer Henry Hargreaves...

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Jan 18, 2013Culture
Kill The First 22 Minutes Of Your Work Day With The Vice Video ‘Getting High Injecting Snake Venom’ [VIDEO]

Kill The First 22 Minutes Of Your Work Day With The Vice Video ‘Getting High Injecting Snake Venom’ [VIDEO]

But first, get high on snake venom. It makes the video soooo much cooler....

More Proof Alcohol Is Awesome: Vodka Saves Puppy’s Life [VIDEO]

More Proof Alcohol Is Awesome: Vodka Saves Puppy’s Life [VIDEO]

Sure, alcohol can make our lives tolerable, but it can also bring back puppies from the brink of death....

Jan 17, 2013

25 Most Outrageous Porn Movie Titles Nominated at the 2013 AVN Awards

25 Most Outrageous Porn Movie Titles Nominated at the 2013 AVN Awards

The 2013 AVN Awards are this Saturday — described as “the adult industry’s biggest night.” And if there’s one thing...

Jan 17, 2013

Well, This Isn’t Annoying At All: Two Dogs Skyping [VIDEO]

Well, This Isn’t Annoying At All: Two Dogs Skyping [VIDEO]

And to think of all the previous generations that had to spend a fortune letting their dogs talk long distance...

Jan 17, 2013

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Jan 16, 2013TV
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Pipe That Will Help Get You High Enough To Enjoy TMNT And Pizza

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Pipe That Will Help Get You High Enough To Enjoy TMNT And Pizza

Some things are better high. Two of those things are cartoons and pizza. So it only makes sense that you...

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Jan 16, 2013Funny
This ‘Sloth Attack’ Video Reminds Me Of A Movie I Saw Once [VIDEO]

This ‘Sloth Attack’ Video Reminds Me Of A Movie I Saw Once [VIDEO]

Sloths: possibly the least deadly animals on planet Earth. Maybe. At the very least they are extremely slow....

Jan 16, 2013News
Chimp In Spanish Zoo Became Addicted To Porn

Chimp In Spanish Zoo Became Addicted To Porn

There’s the old saying, “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a monkey a...

Jan 16, 2013Funny
‘Whites Only Laundry’ Is A Sketch That Delivers On Its Title [VIDEO]

‘Whites Only Laundry’ Is A Sketch That Delivers On Its Title [VIDEO]

If there’s a better premise for a sketch than a racist laundry mat, I haven’t seen it today....

Jan 16, 2013Sports
A Bad Lip Reading Of The NFL Could Be The Best Bad Lip Reading Yet [VIDEO]

A Bad Lip Reading Of The NFL Could Be The Best Bad Lip Reading Yet [VIDEO]

The sad thing is that everything said in this video sounds about as coherent as any of the recent post-game...

Jan 15, 2013Video Games
‘Not Pacman’ — The Gravity Controlled Version Of ‘Pac-Man’ — Looks Like Nausea-Inducing Fun [VIDEO]

‘Not Pacman’ — The Gravity Controlled Version Of ‘Pac-Man’ — Looks Like Nausea-Inducing Fun [VIDEO]

At their core, the most popular games of the ’80s — like Pac-Man — seem similar to their modern counterparts...

Jan 15, 2013Stuff
How To Clip Your Fingernails In Space As Explained From Space [VIDEO]

How To Clip Your Fingernails In Space As Explained From Space [VIDEO]

Clipping your fingernails can be a real pain. But can you image how hard it must be to clip your...

Jan 15, 2013Funny
Running Through A Wall Of Glass Probably Isn’t Good For This Drunk Girl’s Health [VIDEO]

Running Through A Wall Of Glass Probably Isn’t Good For This Drunk Girl’s Health [VIDEO]

The only thing I can imagine being worse than running through a pane of glass is having to take a...

Jan 15, 2013Funny
Some People Are Just Born Alcoholics, Like This Baby [VIDEO]

Some People Are Just Born Alcoholics, Like This Baby [VIDEO]

Now try showing him a bottle of Grey Goose vodka and see if his head explodes....

Jan 15, 2013Funny
Here’s A Cat Riding On The Back Of A Sheep [VIDEO]

Here’s A Cat Riding On The Back Of A Sheep [VIDEO]

F*ck what you’ve heard about the 9am post never featuring a cat riding on the back of a sheep....

Jan 14, 2013
This Police Chase Got A Little Too Close For Comfort [VIDEO]

This Police Chase Got A Little Too Close For Comfort [VIDEO]

Well don’t just sit there filming your TV like a jerk. Get outside and throw a spike strip in front...

Jan 14, 2013Funny
An Arm Can Make Surprisingly Good Fishing Bait [VIDEO]

An Arm Can Make Surprisingly Good Fishing Bait [VIDEO]

I don’t know whether to yell at that woman for screaming like a maniac or pat her on the back...

Jan 14, 2013Funny
Miss Iowa Admits Supporting All Sorts Of Marijuana During Miss America Pageant [VIDEO]

Miss Iowa Admits Supporting All Sorts Of Marijuana During Miss America Pageant [VIDEO]

A contestant in a pageant sounding like an idiot during the question and answer session? Who’d expect that to happen?...

Jan 14, 2013Stuff
Be The Envy Of Your Friends With This Super Creepy Pigeon Mask

Be The Envy Of Your Friends With This Super Creepy Pigeon Mask

Creepy horse masks are so 2012. The big question now remains, What’s going to be the Internet’s hot creepy mask...

Jan 14, 2013Music
This Guy Taught His Bird To Sing Dubstep [VIDEO]

This Guy Taught His Bird To Sing Dubstep [VIDEO]

And this bird is better looking than Skrillex too. Man, it’s like birds catch all the breaks....

Jan 12, 2013Music
Saturday Night Music Fight [January 12, 2013]

Saturday Night Music Fight [January 12, 2013]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Jan 11, 2013
Tweet Of The Week: ‏@dannipiddles

Tweet Of The Week: ‏@dannipiddles

First of all, meep right back at ya, Dannielle. Second, thank you! I’m glad someone noticed our giant Twitter milestone…...

Jan 11, 2013Funny
Darth Vader Voiced By Schwarzenegger: Why The Hell Did This Take So Long To Get Made?? [VIDEO]

Darth Vader Voiced By Schwarzenegger: Why The Hell Did This Take So Long To Get Made?? [VIDEO]

Take one part one of the oldest, most overused soundboards on the internet. Add one part one of the most...

Jan 11, 2013Sports
This Is Simply The Best Football Recruiting Highlight Video Ever [VIDEO]

This Is Simply The Best Football Recruiting Highlight Video Ever [VIDEO]

He may not get offers from any college football programs, but he damn well deserves some offers from a few...

Jan 10, 2013Sports
Here’s A Supercut Of Every Touchdown Johnny Football Scored This Season [VIDEO]

Here’s A Supercut Of Every Touchdown Johnny Football Scored This Season [VIDEO]

Meh. I’d rather see a supercut of all the chicks he’s banged and Dom Perignon he’s chugged. But then again,...

Jan 10, 2013Sports
Major League Soccer Appeals To Potheads With 4/20 Match Between Colorado And Seattle

Major League Soccer Appeals To Potheads With 4/20 Match Between Colorado And Seattle

Yesterday, the MLS released their 2013 schedule....

Jan 10, 2013Culture
Budweiser Releasing Another New Beer — Budweiser Black Crown — Just In Time For The Super Bowl

Budweiser Releasing Another New Beer — Budweiser Black Crown — Just In Time For The Super Bowl

Put down that Budweiser Select or Bud Dry or Bud Ice Light or Budweiser American Ale or Bud Light Platinum...

Jan 10, 2013Stuff
I Know A Lot Of You Couldn’t Make It To CES This Week, So This Supercut Will Bring The CES Experience To You! [VIDEO]

I Know A Lot Of You Couldn’t Make It To CES This Week, So This Supercut Will Bring The CES Experience To You! [VIDEO]

The annual Consumer Electronics Show isn’t all playing with fun new electronic gadgets and e-drinking; it’s also terrible corporate events....

Jan 9, 2013Funny
Al Roker’s ‘Pooped My Pants’ Interview Gets The Auto-Tuned Remix It Deserves [VIDEO]

Al Roker’s ‘Pooped My Pants’ Interview Gets The Auto-Tuned Remix It Deserves [VIDEO]

By now, the fact that Al Roker admitted to pooping his pants during a White House visit is old news....

Jan 9, 2013Sports
Why Barry Bonds Didn’t Make The Hall Of Fame: Before And After Steroids Pics

Why Barry Bonds Didn’t Make The Hall Of Fame: Before And After Steroids Pics

Today began Barry Bonds’ trip down a long and winding road that may never end at the Baseball Hall of...

Jan 9, 2013Music
Start Your Morning With Dubstep Bird [VIDEO]

Start Your Morning With Dubstep Bird [VIDEO]

This 5 second clip will get you more amped than a cup of coffee....

Jan 8, 2013Entertainment
Domino’s Japan Offering $66 Kobe Beef Steak Pizza

Domino’s Japan Offering $66 Kobe Beef Steak Pizza

As if eating at Domino’s Pizza wasn’t already the height of luxury, the worldwide food chain is offering up an...

Jan 8, 2013Music
This Robot Band Is Better Than Your Band [VIDEO]

This Robot Band Is Better Than Your Band [VIDEO]

Though to be fair to your band, your drummer doesn’t have 4 arms and a midget-robot-side-drummer to handle to the...

Jan 8, 2013Music
All 23 David Bowie Studio Albums Ranked From Worst To Best In Honor Of His 66th Birthday

All 23 David Bowie Studio Albums Ranked From Worst To Best In Honor Of His 66th Birthday

Today’s been a big day for David Bowie. Not only is it his 66th birthday, he also stunned the music...

Jan 8, 2013Stuff
If You Want To Impress The Ladies, Get Yourself A Solid Gold Shirt Like This Guy [VIDEO]

If You Want To Impress The Ladies, Get Yourself A Solid Gold Shirt Like This Guy [VIDEO]

What two things do women love more than anything else? My guess would be gold and clothing. Which may explain...

Jan 7, 2013Funny
Bad Idea: Knocking Over A Silo With A Sledgehammer [VIDEO]

Bad Idea: Knocking Over A Silo With A Sledgehammer [VIDEO]

Silos suck. Storing grains? Hey, you know where you can store your grains?? Up my anus!...

Jan 7, 2013Entertainment
Winners Of The 2012 National Geographic Photo Contest [14 Photos]

Winners Of The 2012 National Geographic Photo Contest [14 Photos]

Photography. At it’s advent, you needed a giant camera and a subject who was willing to not move for about...

Jan 7, 2013
Science Can Be Crazier Than Any Drug [VIDEO]

Science Can Be Crazier Than Any Drug [VIDEO]

Here’s a question I’ve never asked myself: What happens when you drop a red hot nickel ball into a bucket...

Jan 2, 2013Stuff
A Table That Is Pissing On A Carpet: Your First Dumb Internet Purchase Of 2013

A Table That Is Pissing On A Carpet: Your First Dumb Internet Purchase Of 2013

The year in ridiculous products the internet convinces you that you need to buy has already begun. Here’s a table...

Jan 2, 2013Funny
Give This Kid A Beer [VIDEO]

Give This Kid A Beer [VIDEO]

“Stop it, Charlie! This is Daddy’s beer. If you want a beer, just go to the fridge and grab yourself...

Jan 2, 2013
Russian Dash Cam Captures Plane Crash Debris Slamming Into Highway [VIDEO]

Russian Dash Cam Captures Plane Crash Debris Slamming Into Highway [VIDEO]

You turn away from the internet for a few days and suddenly videos like this 11 million view monster pop...

Jan 2, 2013Sports
South Carolina’s Jadeveon Clowney Delivers Possibly The Biggest Hit Of The College Football Season In Yesterday’s Outback Bowl [VIDEO]

South Carolina’s Jadeveon Clowney Delivers Possibly The Biggest Hit Of The College Football Season In Yesterday’s Outback Bowl [VIDEO]

You guys all watched The Outback Bowl yesterday, right? Of course you did. Who could resist watching an above average...

Dec 31, 2012
The Evolution Of New Year’s Eve Glasses Through The Years [PICS]

The Evolution Of New Year’s Eve Glasses Through The Years [PICS]

The aughts were a golden age for New Year’s Eve glasses manufacturers. The double zeros made for perfect eyeholes. The...

Dec 26, 2012
Are These The 50 Best Viral Videos Of 2012? [VIDEO]

Are These The 50 Best Viral Videos Of 2012? [VIDEO]

Lots of places do their “Best Viral Videos”-type list each year. I’m not sure why I’m showing you this one...

Dec 26, 2012Funny
Employee Reprimanded For Farting On Job With 5 Page Letter Listing Times Of Farts

Employee Reprimanded For Farting On Job With 5 Page Letter Listing Times Of Farts

How was your 2012? Did you fart in your workplace on at least 59 separate, distinct occasions?...

Dec 26, 2012Movies
The Top 25 Movies Of 2012 According To Rotten Tomatoes

The Top 25 Movies Of 2012 According To Rotten Tomatoes

Movie review aggregate site Rotten Tomatoes released their list of the Top 100 Movies of 2012. Their methodology is simple:...

Dec 26, 2012Funny
This Kid Plays A Mean Washing Machine [VIDEO]

This Kid Plays A Mean Washing Machine [VIDEO]

Hey, dude, while you’re down there, why don’t you do my f*cking laundry....

Dec 24, 2012Music
Celebrate Christmas Eve With A Christmas Song Recorded In Space On The International Space Station [MUSIC]

Celebrate Christmas Eve With A Christmas Song Recorded In Space On The International Space Station [MUSIC]

By now you’re probably sick of Christmas music. It’s all “jingle bells” this and “rockin’ around the Christmas” that. Sometimes...

Dec 24, 2012Funny
Is This 1984 Coors Light High School Reunion Commercial The Greatest Beer Ad Ever? [VIDEO]

Is This 1984 Coors Light High School Reunion Commercial The Greatest Beer Ad Ever? [VIDEO]

Some people get depressed around Christmas: maybe you have to work (ahem) or maybe you’re spending Christmas alone or maybe...

Dec 21, 2012
An Armless Table Tennis Player Who Can Beat You At Table Tennis [VIDEO]

An Armless Table Tennis Player Who Can Beat You At Table Tennis [VIDEO]

Here’s a true story: I had a buddy who I used to battle at ping pong in my basement when...

Dec 21, 2012
Tweet Of The Week: @Vince_Mignogna

Tweet Of The Week: @Vince_Mignogna

Sometimes the simplest tweets convey the most meaning. Like this one…...

Dec 21, 2012TV
Seth Rogen Talks To David Letterman About Smoking Pot [VIDEO]

Seth Rogen Talks To David Letterman About Smoking Pot [VIDEO]

Rogen says he’s never at “0.” Letterman says he hasn’t toked in 30 years. And once again my theory is...

Dec 20, 2012
Screw Chestnuts, Here’s Over 30 Minutes Of Bacon Roasting On An Open Fire [VIDEO]

Screw Chestnuts, Here’s Over 30 Minutes Of Bacon Roasting On An Open Fire [VIDEO]

We’re just a “smell-o-net” away from this being the perfect virtual fireplace for your holiday get-togethers....

Dec 20, 2012Sports
Three-Time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton Turned Into An All-The-Time Las Vegas Escort [PHOTO GALLERY]

Three-Time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton Turned Into An All-The-Time Las Vegas Escort [PHOTO GALLERY]

One day you’re running in the Olympics, the next you’re a Las Vegas hooker. It could happen to anyone. But...

Dec 20, 2012News
Squeezing Breasts Can Prevent Cancer Says Totally Legit Study

Squeezing Breasts Can Prevent Cancer Says Totally Legit Study

File under: studies that you wish you had come up with. Gautham Venugopalan, a leading member of a UC Berkeley...

Dec 20, 2012Video Games
This Scared Cat Jumps Every Time Mario Jumps [VIDEO]

This Scared Cat Jumps Every Time Mario Jumps [VIDEO]

The life of a cat isn’t easy: eating, sleeping, being annoying… Alright, maybe the life of a cat is easy....