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Feb 5, 2013Entertainment
Meet ‘Meat America’ — A Kickstarter You Need To Help Fund [PHOTOS]

Meet ‘Meat America’ — A Kickstarter You Need To Help Fund [PHOTOS]

What are you doing right now??? Do you have money?? If so, go to the Meat America Kickstarter page and...

Feb 5, 2013Sports
2-Year-Old Makes Greatest Trick Shot Video Of All Time [VIDEO]

2-Year-Old Makes Greatest Trick Shot Video Of All Time [VIDEO]

Before you’re like, “Well, anyone can look good with editing,” jump to the 1:40 mark and watch this kid hit...

Feb 5, 2013Entertainment
Make Valentine’s Day Manly With Deep-Fried, Bacon-Wrapped Conversation Hearts

Make Valentine’s Day Manly With Deep-Fried, Bacon-Wrapped Conversation Hearts

Valentine’s Day is almost upon us. It means a lot of horrible things: either you have a significant other and...

Feb 5, 2013
Just A Frozen Pair Of Jeans Sticking Out Of The Ground, Nothing To See Here [VIDEO]

Just A Frozen Pair Of Jeans Sticking Out Of The Ground, Nothing To See Here [VIDEO]

Canada, where it get so cold, you’re like, “Just leave your pants there! We’ll pick them up in the summer!”...

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If You’re Going To Get Tasered, Get Tasered In England: It’s So Much More Civilized [VIDEO]

If You’re Going To Get Tasered, Get Tasered In England: It’s So Much More Civilized [VIDEO]

According to the video description on YouTube, “A crazy man with a Knife to his throat brought the Changing of...

Feb 4, 2013

‘First Porn Star In Space’ Is About To Become A Real Thing

‘First Porn Star In Space’ Is About To Become A Real Thing

Meet Coco Brown. Though depending on how much porn you watch, you’ve probably already met her. The Internet Adult Film...

Feb 4, 2013

You All Can’t Get Enough Of The Gangnam Style Pistachios Super Bowl Ad And Want To Watch It Over And Over, Right?? [VIDEO]

You All Can’t Get Enough Of The Gangnam Style Pistachios Super Bowl Ad And Want To Watch It Over And Over, Right?? [VIDEO]

But on a serious note, pistachios are a good nut. Not as good as Brazil nuts… or filberts (aka hazelnuts...

Feb 4, 2013

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Feb 4, 2013Sports
Of Course Shaquille O’Neal Recorded Himself Lip-Synching To Beyonce At Halftime Of The Super Bowl [VIDEO]

Of Course Shaquille O’Neal Recorded Himself Lip-Synching To Beyonce At Halftime Of The Super Bowl [VIDEO]

What the hell is Shaq doing sitting in the stands!? He should be out there performing!...

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Feb 4, 2013Funny
Will Ferrell’s Small Market Old Milwaukee Super Bowl Commercial [VIDEO]

Will Ferrell’s Small Market Old Milwaukee Super Bowl Commercial [VIDEO]

For those of you who’ve wondered why Will Ferrell keeps making these silly Old Milwaukee ads, now you know… The...

Feb 4, 2013Funny
Kai, The Hatchet-Wielding Homeless Hitchhiker, Is This Week’s Internet Hero [VIDEO]

Kai, The Hatchet-Wielding Homeless Hitchhiker, Is This Week’s Internet Hero [VIDEO]

What kind of person says he’s Jesus and he can do anything he wants too but first we need to...

Feb 2, 2013Music
Saturday Night Music Fight [February 2, 2013]

Saturday Night Music Fight [February 2, 2013]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Feb 1, 2013Culture
Drinking It At Work: Budweiser Black Crown

Drinking It At Work: Budweiser Black Crown

It’s Friday afternoon of Super Bowl weekend. Might as well get things started early and crack open a beer. Just...

Feb 1, 2013
Tweet Of The Week: @ThunderTreats

Tweet Of The Week: @ThunderTreats

This week we asked you guys to tweet at us with your most outlandish Super Bowl prediction....

Feb 1, 2013Video Games
Flash Game Friday: Folds – Origami Game

Flash Game Friday: Folds – Origami Game

Controls: Mouse It’s Friday afternoon and the last thing you want to do is work. Same goes for me. Luckily...

Feb 1, 2013Music
Calculate Your Coachella Hipster Cred With The Coachella Hipster Cred Calculator

Calculate Your Coachella Hipster Cred With The Coachella Hipster Cred Calculator

Guys, let’s do this!  Let’s take this dead seriously!...

Feb 1, 2013Stuff
Vodka Juice Boxes: Your Dream Come True

Vodka Juice Boxes: Your Dream Come True

Vodka bottles have two major problems: portability and lack of a straw....

Feb 1, 2013Funny
This Dad Who Wrapped A Real Egg In A Chocolate Egg Wrapper Is A Total Dick And Is Totally Hilarious [VIDEO]

This Dad Who Wrapped A Real Egg In A Chocolate Egg Wrapper Is A Total Dick And Is Totally Hilarious [VIDEO]

Yes, they’re speaking some foreign language I don’t understand in this vid. But you don’t need to comprehend a word...

Jan 31, 2013Sports
2013’s Leaked Super Bowl Ads [VIDEOS]

2013’s Leaked Super Bowl Ads [VIDEOS]

You know what the worst part of Super Bowl commercials are? Having to watch them during the Super Bowl....

Jan 31, 2013
Awesome And Inappropriate Snow Sculptures [18 PHOTOS]

Awesome And Inappropriate Snow Sculptures [18 PHOTOS]

What’s up with this weather!? Am I right?? It’s like, Hey, God, why didn’t you create humans smart enough to...

Jan 31, 2013News
Send Prayers: Ron Jeremy Hospitalized With Heart Aneurysm

Send Prayers: Ron Jeremy Hospitalized With Heart Aneurysm

Legendary porn star Ron Jeremy drove himself to the hospital yesterday after suffering from extreme chest pains....

Jan 31, 2013Entertainment
Papa Johns Giving Away Free Pizzas To Everyone Who Correctly Guesses The Super Bowl Coin Toss

Papa Johns Giving Away Free Pizzas To Everyone Who Correctly Guesses The Super Bowl Coin Toss

The Five Guys Burgers near me just went out of business. It had been open for less than a year....

Jan 31, 2013Funny
Gavin McInnes Teaches You How To Discipline The Kids You Hopefully Don’t Have [VIDEO]

Gavin McInnes Teaches You How To Discipline The Kids You Hopefully Don’t Have [VIDEO]

A lot of people have preexisting feelings about Gavin McInnes....

Jan 30, 2013Funny
Everyone’s Gone Crazy For The Cat With Eyebrows [12 PHOTOS]

Everyone’s Gone Crazy For The Cat With Eyebrows [12 PHOTOS]

It feels like just yesterday everyone was going crazy for Tard, also known as Grumpy Cat, because he had a...

Jan 30, 2013News
Justin Bieber’s A Groper! [PHOTO]

Justin Bieber’s A Groper! [PHOTO]

We could sit here and analyze this photo or try to make funny comments about this TRAGIC EVENT but they...

Jan 30, 2013TV
Jimmy Kimmel Asked People If They Watched The Super Bowl… Yesterday [VIDEO]

Jimmy Kimmel Asked People If They Watched The Super Bowl… Yesterday [VIDEO]

Guys, if you don’t watch the Super Bowl, just tell Jimmy Kimmel you don’t watch the Super Bowl.  It’s not...

Jan 30, 2013Sports
All 47 Super Bowls Ranked By Their Logo

All 47 Super Bowls Ranked By Their Logo

Technically, I’ve been alive for 32 Super Bowls. Of those, I remember the outcome of just one: the San Francisco...

Jan 30, 2013Funny
Pornhub’s Rejected Super Bowl Ad [VIDEO]

Pornhub’s Rejected Super Bowl Ad [VIDEO]

I don’t know if this was really rejected or if it’s a joke or what…...

Jan 29, 2013
This Jerk Doesn’t Want To Hire Drug Addicts [VIDEO]

This Jerk Doesn’t Want To Hire Drug Addicts [VIDEO]

Someone needs to tell this boss to take a chill pill....

Jan 29, 2013News
College Is Tough: Girl Gets Swept Away In Flood [VIDEO]

College Is Tough: Girl Gets Swept Away In Flood [VIDEO]

That’s what you get for skipping your River Fording 101 class, b*tch!...

Jan 29, 2013Sports
The Story Of How The First Ever Super Bowl TD Was Scored By A Guy With A Hangover Told Through Animation [VIDEO]

The Story Of How The First Ever Super Bowl TD Was Scored By A Guy With A Hangover Told Through Animation [VIDEO]

Super Bowl I — also not known as Super Bowl I — is a thing of legend....

Jan 29, 2013Funny
This Walrus Has Already Beat You To Your Morning Workout [VIDEO]

This Walrus Has Already Beat You To Your Morning Workout [VIDEO]

Share this post if that walrus can do more sit-ups than you....

Jan 28, 2013Sports
This Basketball Coach Deserves An Assist [VIDEO]

This Basketball Coach Deserves An Assist [VIDEO]

“That’s right, guys. Just how we drew it up in practice. Pass the ball to me on the sideline, I’ll...

Jan 28, 2013Sports
The Super Bowl By The Numbers [INFOGRAPHIC]

The Super Bowl By The Numbers [INFOGRAPHIC]

BREAKING NEWS: The Super Bowl is this Sunday....

Jan 28, 2013Sports
Is This The World’s Worst Golf Shot Or The World’s Fakest Golf Shot? [VIDEO]

Is This The World’s Worst Golf Shot Or The World’s Fakest Golf Shot? [VIDEO]

At the very least it’s the world’s wettest golf shot…...

Jan 26, 2013Music
Saturday Night Music Fight [January 19, 2013]

Saturday Night Music Fight [January 19, 2013]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Jan 25, 2013
Tweet Of The Week: @Frank_Bertucci

Tweet Of The Week: @Frank_Bertucci

[tweet https://twitter.com/Frank_Bertucci/status/294913741668093953 align=’center’] Once again, we had to coax a Tweet of the Week out of you guys by asking...

Jan 25, 2013News
Wichita Police Release Sketch Of Marijuana Thief: It’s A Mouse

Wichita Police Release Sketch Of Marijuana Thief: It’s A Mouse

Here’s your tax dollars at work. Assuming you live within the jurisdiction of the Wichita Police Department....

Jan 25, 2013TV
‘Guy Code’ Fans Show Off Their ‘Friend Zone Faces’ [VIDEO + GALLERY]

‘Guy Code’ Fans Show Off Their ‘Friend Zone Faces’ [VIDEO + GALLERY]

I’ve never been friend-zoned. I always close. Obviously. But apparently it’s a problem some guys have. And I know this...

Jan 25, 2013News
WTF, Trader Joe’s: Two Buck Chuck Will No Longer Cost Two Bucks

WTF, Trader Joe’s: Two Buck Chuck Will No Longer Cost Two Bucks

Your days as a classy wine drinker are over! Trader Joe’s has officially raised the price of their infamous “Two...

Jan 25, 2013
Fulfill Your Cute Quota For The Day Early With A ‘Scottie Pinwheel’ [VIDEO]

Fulfill Your Cute Quota For The Day Early With A ‘Scottie Pinwheel’ [VIDEO]

If only your circle jerks looked this cute!...

Jan 24, 2013Funny
Beatboxing Goat! Beatboxing Goat! Beatboxing Goat!!! [VIDEO]

Beatboxing Goat! Beatboxing Goat! Beatboxing Goat!!! [VIDEO]

Hopefully you clicked through expecting to see a beatboxing goat because that’s what you got....

Jan 24, 2013Sports
No Matter Who Wins The Super Bowl We All Lose Because There’s Going To Be A ‘Gangnam Style’ Ad For Pistachios

No Matter Who Wins The Super Bowl We All Lose Because There’s Going To Be A ‘Gangnam Style’ Ad For Pistachios

Just 10 more days until Super Bowl 47! It’s the first Super Bowl I’ve given up using Roman numerals for!...

Jan 24, 2013Funny
Someone Actually Made A Funny Web Video About Facebook [VIDEO]

Someone Actually Made A Funny Web Video About Facebook [VIDEO]

What a great month it’s been for funny sketches on the web!...

Jan 24, 2013Stuff
Get Yourself An Instant Wine Chiller So You Can Chill Your Wine Instantly!

Get Yourself An Instant Wine Chiller So You Can Chill Your Wine Instantly!

Business Insider, the experts at wine chilling, recently turned us on to this nifty invention: the Ravi Solution Instant Wine...

Jan 24, 2013Culture
The 25 Best American Canned Beers

The 25 Best American Canned Beers

January 24th is Beer Can Appreciation Day. And it seems like people, especially brewers and beer geeks, have been continuing...

Jan 24, 2013Sports
This 17-Month-Old Kid Is Damn Good At Golf [VIDEO]

This 17-Month-Old Kid Is Damn Good At Golf [VIDEO]

His parents are hoping he goes pro so they can finally BUY SOME FURNITURE....

Jan 23, 2013Funny
This Cat Says You Are Too High And You Need To Chill Out! [VIDEO]

This Cat Says You Are Too High And You Need To Chill Out! [VIDEO]

EVERYONE KNOWS DOGS CAN’T HANDLE THEIR WEED AND NEED TO CHILL OUT, WERE NOT ACTING STRANGE AT ALL AND NO...

Jan 23, 2013Entertainment
Eat Breakfast Like An Alcoholic Hipster With PBR Waffles

Eat Breakfast Like An Alcoholic Hipster With PBR Waffles

Waffles: they’re a staple of any awesome breakfast. Pabst Blue Ribbon: it’s a staple of any bar that’s trying to...

Jan 22, 2013Stuff
End Your Loneliness With The ‘Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl’ (And Look Very Lonely Doing It)

End Your Loneliness With The ‘Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl’ (And Look Very Lonely Doing It)

I’m not going to judge your life. Maybe an “Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl” from MisoSoupDesign is what would make sense in...

Jan 22, 2013TV
10 Actors Who Died Too Young

10 Actors Who Died Too Young

Today marks the 5th anniversary of Heath Ledger’s death. The Oscar winning actor died in 2008 of “acute intoxication” from...

Jan 22, 2013Funny
If You Don’t Love This Video Of A Hamster Deep-Throating A Pretzel Stick There’s Something Wrong With You [VIDEO]

If You Don’t Love This Video Of A Hamster Deep-Throating A Pretzel Stick There’s Something Wrong With You [VIDEO]

For years I’ve been saying hamster porn is amazing AND NOBODY LISTENED TO ME....

Jan 22, 2013Music
Rapper Wale Is Doing A Collaboration With Jerry Seinfeld Because Of Course They Are [VIDEO]

Rapper Wale Is Doing A Collaboration With Jerry Seinfeld Because Of Course They Are [VIDEO]

Don’t ask me for many details — most of what I know is what I’m seeing in this video —...

Jan 21, 2013Sports
Light Falls On Wrestler’s Head, Finally Makes High School Wrestling Exciting [VIDEO]

Light Falls On Wrestler’s Head, Finally Makes High School Wrestling Exciting [VIDEO]

Now before you get up in arms about me poking fun at a tragic incident where a giant lighting fixture...

Jan 21, 2013Stuff
Win The Battle Against Your Alcoholism With This Green Army Man Bottle Opener

Win The Battle Against Your Alcoholism With This Green Army Man Bottle Opener

Drinking beer is always fun. And if you drink enough, you often revert back to a childlike state. So here’s...

Jan 21, 2013Culture
‘SpongeKnob SquareNuts’ Is The Most Ill-Conceived Porn Parody Yet [VIDEO]

‘SpongeKnob SquareNuts’ Is The Most Ill-Conceived Porn Parody Yet [VIDEO]

I realize it must be getting tougher and tougher to make money on the traditional filmmaking side of porn, being...

Jan 21, 2013Girls
The Woman With The World’s Largest Hips Is The Woman Of Your Dreams [VIDEO]

The Woman With The World’s Largest Hips Is The Woman Of Your Dreams [VIDEO]

There’s “more cushion for the pushin'” and then there’s “time to open a cushion warehouse.”...