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Mar 6, 2013WTF
Who Would Want A 4-Story Mirrored Slide In Their Apartment? Crazy Rich People, That’s Who [PHOTOS]

Who Would Want A 4-Story Mirrored Slide In Their Apartment? Crazy Rich People, That’s Who [PHOTOS]

The rich: they can afford all the finest things in life. Including, apparently, the best psychedelic drugs....

Mar 6, 2013Culture
The 5 Most Important Pieces Of Strip Club Etiquette From A Strip Club DJ

The 5 Most Important Pieces Of Strip Club Etiquette From A Strip Club DJ

Guest blogger Dee Simon was a strip club DJ in San Francisco in the mid-2000s. He recently wrote a memoir...

Mar 6, 2013WTF
Meet The Concrete Tent: The Inflatable Permanent Structure You Can Build In A Day [VIDEO]

Meet The Concrete Tent: The Inflatable Permanent Structure You Can Build In A Day [VIDEO]

Rome wasn’t built in a day. But that was only because Rome didn’t have “concrete canvas” — a construction material...

Mar 6, 2013WTF
‘Rapefruit’ Is Not A Real Fruit, Thankfully

‘Rapefruit’ Is Not A Real Fruit, Thankfully

As an editor myself, I know sometimes we make mistakes. For instance, sometimes you think a slice of grapefruit looks...

Mar 6, 2013Movies
Everything Wrong With ‘Twilight’ In 6 Minutes Or Less [VIDEO]

Everything Wrong With ‘Twilight’ In 6 Minutes Or Less [VIDEO]

They coulda just saved time and made a video called “Everything RIGHT with Twilight in 0 Minutes.”...

Mar 5, 2013Video Games
The Sexual Life Of Video Games [VIDEO]

The Sexual Life Of Video Games [VIDEO]

Don’t worry. You don’t need to know French to find this video funny. You will need to know video games...

Mar 5, 2013Music
These Photos Of Drake At A Strip Club Are Exactly What You’d Expect To See In Photos Of Drake At A Strip Club [27 PHOTOS]

These Photos Of Drake At A Strip Club Are Exactly What You’d Expect To See In Photos Of Drake At A Strip Club [27 PHOTOS]

Rappers and strip clubs: it’s a cliche that dates as far back as when rappers started making money from rapping....

Mar 5, 2013WTF
The Armchair That Automatically Refills Your Beer Is Man’s New Best Friend [VIDEO]

The Armchair That Automatically Refills Your Beer Is Man’s New Best Friend [VIDEO]

Wouldn’t it be awesome if every time you set down your beer, it automatically refilled?...

Mar 5, 2013Stuff
Finally, Shot Glass Size Red Party Cups Are Here

Finally, Shot Glass Size Red Party Cups Are Here

In the “why the hell did it take them this long” category: shot glass size red party cups. It’s an...

Mar 4, 2013Stuff
Show Your Passover Appreciation With A Matzo iPhone Case

Show Your Passover Appreciation With A Matzo iPhone Case

If you’re Jewish, you’re probably always thinking, “Why aren’t their iPhone cases designed specifically for my needs?”...

Mar 4, 2013News
Thousands Of Gallons Of Whiskey Accidentally Dumped Down The Drain

Thousands Of Gallons Of Whiskey Accidentally Dumped Down The Drain

No matter how bad things go at your job, you’ll probably never have a day as bad as these workers...

Mar 4, 2013Stuff
Not Only Is Apple’s ‘iWatch’ Being Developed, It Could Be Coming Out This Year

Not Only Is Apple’s ‘iWatch’ Being Developed, It Could Be Coming Out This Year

The rumor mills have been spinning tales of a new Apple wristwatch (dubbed by someone, not necessarily Apple as the...

Mar 4, 2013News
‘Fat Batman’ Conducts Citizen’s Arrest In England

‘Fat Batman’ Conducts Citizen’s Arrest In England

Never let little things like the fact that you’re obese and superheros aren’t real come between you and your dream...

Mar 4, 2013Stuff
New Technology Projects Billiard Shots Right Onto The Table [VIDEO]

New Technology Projects Billiard Shots Right Onto The Table [VIDEO]

Playing pool is so easy on your smartphone. You just line up your shot based on a few imaginary lines...

Mar 2, 2013Music
Saturday Night Music Fight [March 2nd, 2013]

Saturday Night Music Fight [March 2nd, 2013]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Mar 1, 2013News
McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets’ Shapes Have Specific Names

McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets’ Shapes Have Specific Names

Who knew so much science went into the Chicken McNugget?...

Mar 1, 2013Smoking
Breaking News: Jennifer Lawrence Smokes Weed Just Like Everyone Else In Hollywood [PICS]

Breaking News: Jennifer Lawrence Smokes Weed Just Like Everyone Else In Hollywood [PICS]

So Jennifer Lawrence was photographed earlier this week (as celebrities often are) during her post-Oscar victory celebration in Hawaii, and...

Mar 1, 2013WTF
Australian Man Wears Underwear On His Head As Disguise During Robbery [VIDEO]

Australian Man Wears Underwear On His Head As Disguise During Robbery [VIDEO]

If you’ve reached a point in your life where you’re robbing service stations to support yourself, chances are you don’t...

Mar 1, 2013WTF
Man Tries Skydiving With An Umbrella Like Mary Poppins, Proves It Doesn’t Work [VIDEO]

Man Tries Skydiving With An Umbrella Like Mary Poppins, Proves It Doesn’t Work [VIDEO]

I don’t think many people have ever mistaken Mary Poppins as a true story, but that didn’t stop one inquisitive...

Mar 1, 2013WTF
Watch A Flaming Semi-Trailer Fall Off A Bridge [VIDEO]

Watch A Flaming Semi-Trailer Fall Off A Bridge [VIDEO]

This happened yesterday in Waterloo, Iowa....

Feb 28, 2013News
Pepsi Vending Machine In DC Was Rigged To Sell Malt Liquor To Kids

Pepsi Vending Machine In DC Was Rigged To Sell Malt Liquor To Kids

In the “why didn’t I think of that department,” police in Washington, DC recently discovered an old Pepsi vending machine...

Feb 28, 2013Stuff
If You’ve Been Looking For A $900 Flask, Well Here You Go

If You’ve Been Looking For A $900 Flask, Well Here You Go

Typically, I associate flasks with alcoholic degeneracy. The few times I’ve use a flask have involved drinking in places I...

Feb 28, 2013Sports
Just Photos Of Dennis Rodman & Kim Jong-Un Hanging Out At A Basketball Game In North Korea [PHOTOS]

Just Photos Of Dennis Rodman & Kim Jong-Un Hanging Out At A Basketball Game In North Korea [PHOTOS]

Earlier this week, news broke the basketball “legend” (you know why the quotes are there) Dennis Rodman was taking a...

Feb 28, 2013TV
Hand-Drawn TV Show Apartment & House Floor Plans [PICS]

Hand-Drawn TV Show Apartment & House Floor Plans [PICS]

TV show sets are an interesting phenomenon. We know they are fake, traditionally consisting of a mere 3 walls so...

Feb 28, 2013WTF
‘Goat Editions’ Are Out, ‘Motion Activated Towel Dispenser Editions’ Are In [VIDEO]

‘Goat Editions’ Are Out, ‘Motion Activated Towel Dispenser Editions’ Are In [VIDEO]

Last week, “Goat Editions” were all the rage, starting with a goat edition of Taylor Swift’s “I Knew You Were...

Feb 28, 2013Funny
Man’s Best Friend: Dog That Fetches Vodka [VIDEO]

Man’s Best Friend: Dog That Fetches Vodka [VIDEO]

Hahaha. Stupid dog. We’re not going to drink this sh*t. Fetch us some Ketel One....

Feb 27, 2013Music
Hip-Hop Quotes Meet Peanuts Comics: An Art Exhibition [PHOTOS]

Hip-Hop Quotes Meet Peanuts Comics: An Art Exhibition [PHOTOS]

If you like both Snoopy, the cartoon dog, and Snoop Dogg, you’re going to love this. Artist Mark Drew recently...

Feb 27, 2013WTF
Meet The Marijuana Cannon That Was Firing Packets Of Pot Across The Mexican Border

Meet The Marijuana Cannon That Was Firing Packets Of Pot Across The Mexican Border

Edison, Einstein, Jobs… all these men were idiots compared to the man who invented the border fence-circumventing “marijuana cannon.” The...

Feb 27, 2013Entertainment
How To Make A Candle Out Of Butter [VIDEO]

How To Make A Candle Out Of Butter [VIDEO]

Hey, dude, how about a video about how to make butter out of a candle?...

Feb 27, 2013Sports
15 NCAA Bubble Teams You Shouldn’t Care About Because They Always Suck In March

15 NCAA Bubble Teams You Shouldn’t Care About Because They Always Suck In March

It’s that time of year again: pre-March Madness. 68 teams are going to make the most exciting sporting event of...

Feb 27, 2013WTF
Woman Spends 12 Months Building Hogwarts Replica With 400,000 LEGOS [PHOTOS]

Woman Spends 12 Months Building Hogwarts Replica With 400,000 LEGOS [PHOTOS]

I’ve had some terrible hobbies. I once collected signs from homeless people. I am super into playing the claw game...

Feb 27, 2013Sports
Youth Hockey Coach Gets 15 Days In Jail For Tripping A 13-Year-Old

Youth Hockey Coach Gets 15 Days In Jail For Tripping A 13-Year-Old

You may have seen the video above. It hit the web last summer. It shows 48-year-old Martin Tremblay tripping a...

Feb 27, 2013Funny
This Game Show Host Just Got Nic Caged! [VIDEO]

This Game Show Host Just Got Nic Caged! [VIDEO]

Hey, game show host, you realize they are f**king with you, right?...

Feb 26, 2013Entertainment
Steak ‘N Shake Now Offering 7×7 Steakburger For Mere $7.77

Steak ‘N Shake Now Offering 7×7 Steakburger For Mere $7.77

We all have dreams. Some dream of feeding all the starving people in the world. Some say, “F**k the starving...

Feb 26, 2013TV
Don’t Faint On Live TV [VIDEO]

Don’t Faint On Live TV [VIDEO]

I said DON’T faint. Women just don’t listen....

Feb 26, 2013Movies
See A Lightsaber Battle Through Vader’s Eyes With ‘First Person Darth Vader’ [VIDEO]

See A Lightsaber Battle Through Vader’s Eyes With ‘First Person Darth Vader’ [VIDEO]

Your son is a dumb, insolent punk who won’t listen to reason....