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Feb 11, 2013

Here’s a Dog Driving a Truck [VIDEO]

Big news today: The pope announced that dogs will be allowed to drive trucks!...

Feb 8, 2013

Tweet Of The Week: @Carl_Norman

Thanks, Carl....

Feb 8, 2013

Your Weekend Plans: How To Make Dry Ice At Home [VIDEO]

Got any big plans this weekend?...

Feb 8, 2013

Chicken & Waffles Potato Chips Are Here (Or Coming Soon)

And Sriracha. And the downright boring by comparison flavor of Cheesy Garlic Bread....

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Feb 8, 2013

Need A Valentine? Just Walk Up And Ask Like This Guy [VIDEO]

People always bitch and moan about being lonely and single on Valentine’s Day....

The Effects Of Snow By The Inch [INFOGRAPHIC]

There's a blizzard comin'. Find out what it means for you...

Feb 8, 2013

Peanuts Does The Harlem Shake [VIDEO]

Wyatt and I got into a bit of a debate yesterday about what the Harlem Shake is....

Feb 8, 2013

Good Ol’ Russian Dashcams, You Can Always Count On ‘Em [VIDEO]

Wow, that was almost a major tragedy on scale with the driver’s taste in music....

Feb 7, 2013

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Feb 7, 2013

Reddit Is Loving This Lindsay Lohan Pic [PHOTO]

On my Reddit front page, I see a post called “Lindsay Lohan Supports the Second Amendment.” I click through —...

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Feb 7, 2013

Well That Didn’t Take Long: Kai The Hitchhiker Gets Auto-Tuned [VIDEO]

Remember our old friend (“us” being the Internet) Kai, the Hatchet-Wielding Homeless Hitchhiker?...

Feb 7, 2013

‘Things Fitting Perfectly Into Other Things’ Is The Zen Tumblr You’ve Been Looking For [14 PHOTOS]

The concept is simple. In fact, it’s the title of the Tumblr: Things Fitting Perfectly Into Other Things. It’s the...

Feb 7, 2013

Jimmy Kimmel Plays ‘LA Weathercaster or Charlie Sheen Girlfriend’ [VIDEO]

The game is pretty self-explanatory. The answers are not....

Feb 7, 2013

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers Album Covered In One Minute [VIDEO]

Hey, guys, look! It’s your favorite band! The Red Hot Chili Peppers! Your FAVORITE band!...

Feb 6, 2013

Cell Phone Fight! [VIDEO]

And with this post, I’m about ready to CALL it a day....

Feb 6, 2013

Bad Idea: Duke’s Racist Fraternity Party

Here at COED, we have two types of readers: those that are in school and those who aren’t....

Feb 6, 2013

Get Caught Up With ‘Project: S.E.R.A.,’ IGN’s New Original Sc-Fi Web Series [VIDEOS]

I don’t know about you, but the phrase “web series” doesn’t inspire much confidence in me to expect things like...

Feb 6, 2013

Joel McHale Makes Bizarre Cameo On Last Night’s Tosh.0 [VIDEO]

Did anyone else catch this last night? Joel McHale of The Soup (and, of course, Community) made a strange guest...

Feb 6, 2013

20 Things You Didn’t Know About The U.S. Postal Service

Big, if not unexpected news today, when the U.S. Postal Service announced they plan on no longer delivering mails on...

Feb 6, 2013

The Top 10 Rick Astley Songs Of All Time In Celebration Of His 47th Birthday

Richard Astley, better known by his stage name Rick Astley, was born in Newton-le-Willows, Lancashire, England on February 6th, 1966,...

Feb 6, 2013

A Bluegrass Version Of Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg’s The Next Episode [VIDEO]

I don’t know whether to laugh my ass off or get up and do a hoedown....

Feb 5, 2013

Meet ‘Meat America’ — A Kickstarter You Need To Help Fund [PHOTOS]

What are you doing right now??? Do you have money?? If so, go to the Meat America Kickstarter page and...

Feb 5, 2013

2-Year-Old Makes Greatest Trick Shot Video Of All Time [VIDEO]

Before you’re like, “Well, anyone can look good with editing,” jump to the 1:40 mark and watch this kid hit...

Feb 5, 2013

Make Valentine’s Day Manly With Deep-Fried, Bacon-Wrapped Conversation Hearts

Valentine’s Day is almost upon us. It means a lot of horrible things: either you have a significant other and...

Feb 5, 2013

Just A Frozen Pair Of Jeans Sticking Out Of The Ground, Nothing To See Here [VIDEO]

Canada, where it get so cold, you’re like, “Just leave your pants there! We’ll pick them up in the summer!”...

Feb 4, 2013

If You’re Going To Get Tasered, Get Tasered In England: It’s So Much More Civilized [VIDEO]

According to the video description on YouTube, “A crazy man with a Knife to his throat brought the Changing of...

Feb 4, 2013

‘First Porn Star In Space’ Is About To Become A Real Thing

Meet Coco Brown. Though depending on how much porn you watch, you’ve probably already met her. The Internet Adult Film...

Feb 4, 2013

You All Can’t Get Enough Of The Gangnam Style Pistachios Super Bowl Ad And Want To Watch It Over And Over, Right?? [VIDEO]

But on a serious note, pistachios are a good nut. Not as good as Brazil nuts… or filberts (aka hazelnuts...

Feb 4, 2013

Of Course Shaquille O’Neal Recorded Himself Lip-Synching To Beyonce At Halftime Of The Super Bowl [VIDEO]

What the hell is Shaq doing sitting in the stands!? He should be out there performing!...

Feb 4, 2013

Will Ferrell’s Small Market Old Milwaukee Super Bowl Commercial [VIDEO]

For those of you who’ve wondered why Will Ferrell keeps making these silly Old Milwaukee ads, now you know… The...

Feb 4, 2013

Kai, The Hatchet-Wielding Homeless Hitchhiker, Is This Week’s Internet Hero [VIDEO]

What kind of person says he’s Jesus and he can do anything he wants too but first we need to...

Feb 2, 2013

Saturday Night Music Fight [February 2, 2013]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Feb 1, 2013

Drinking It At Work: Budweiser Black Crown

It’s Friday afternoon of Super Bowl weekend. Might as well get things started early and crack open a beer. Just...

Feb 1, 2013

Tweet Of The Week: @ThunderTreats

This week we asked you guys to tweet at us with your most outlandish Super Bowl prediction....

Feb 1, 2013

Flash Game Friday: Folds – Origami Game

Controls: Mouse It’s Friday afternoon and the last thing you want to do is work. Same goes for me. Luckily...

Feb 1, 2013

Calculate Your Coachella Hipster Cred With The Coachella Hipster Cred Calculator

Guys, let’s do this!  Let’s take this dead seriously!...

Feb 1, 2013

Vodka Juice Boxes: Your Dream Come True

Vodka bottles have two major problems: portability and lack of a straw....

Feb 1, 2013

This Dad Who Wrapped A Real Egg In A Chocolate Egg Wrapper Is A Total Dick And Is Totally Hilarious [VIDEO]

Yes, they’re speaking some foreign language I don’t understand in this vid. But you don’t need to comprehend a word...

Jan 31, 2013

2013’s Leaked Super Bowl Ads [VIDEOS]

You know what the worst part of Super Bowl commercials are? Having to watch them during the Super Bowl....

Jan 31, 2013

Awesome And Inappropriate Snow Sculptures [18 PHOTOS]

What’s up with this weather!? Am I right?? It’s like, Hey, God, why didn’t you create humans smart enough to...

Jan 31, 2013

Send Prayers: Ron Jeremy Hospitalized With Heart Aneurysm

Legendary porn star Ron Jeremy drove himself to the hospital yesterday after suffering from extreme chest pains....

Jan 31, 2013

Papa Johns Giving Away Free Pizzas To Everyone Who Correctly Guesses The Super Bowl Coin Toss

The Five Guys Burgers near me just went out of business. It had been open for less than a year....

Jan 31, 2013

Gavin McInnes Teaches You How To Discipline The Kids You Hopefully Don’t Have [VIDEO]

A lot of people have preexisting feelings about Gavin McInnes....

Jan 30, 2013

Everyone’s Gone Crazy For The Cat With Eyebrows [12 PHOTOS]

It feels like just yesterday everyone was going crazy for Tard, also known as Grumpy Cat, because he had a...

Jan 30, 2013

Justin Bieber’s A Groper! [PHOTO]

We could sit here and analyze this photo or try to make funny comments about this TRAGIC EVENT but they...

Jan 30, 2013

Jimmy Kimmel Asked People If They Watched The Super Bowl… Yesterday [VIDEO]

Guys, if you don’t watch the Super Bowl, just tell Jimmy Kimmel you don’t watch the Super Bowl.  It’s not...

Jan 30, 2013

All 47 Super Bowls Ranked By Their Logo

Technically, I’ve been alive for 32 Super Bowls. Of those, I remember the outcome of just one: the San Francisco...

Jan 30, 2013

Pornhub’s Rejected Super Bowl Ad [VIDEO]

I don’t know if this was really rejected or if it’s a joke or what…...

Jan 29, 2013

This Jerk Doesn’t Want To Hire Drug Addicts [VIDEO]

Someone needs to tell this boss to take a chill pill....

Jan 29, 2013

College Is Tough: Girl Gets Swept Away In Flood [VIDEO]

That’s what you get for skipping your River Fording 101 class, b*tch!...

Jan 29, 2013

The Story Of How The First Ever Super Bowl TD Was Scored By A Guy With A Hangover Told Through Animation [VIDEO]

Super Bowl I — also not known as Super Bowl I — is a thing of legend....

Jan 29, 2013

This Walrus Has Already Beat You To Your Morning Workout [VIDEO]

Share this post if that walrus can do more sit-ups than you....

Jan 28, 2013

This Basketball Coach Deserves An Assist [VIDEO]

“That’s right, guys. Just how we drew it up in practice. Pass the ball to me on the sideline, I’ll...

Jan 28, 2013

The Super Bowl By The Numbers [INFOGRAPHIC]

BREAKING NEWS: The Super Bowl is this Sunday....

Jan 28, 2013

Is This The World’s Worst Golf Shot Or The World’s Fakest Golf Shot? [VIDEO]

At the very least it’s the world’s wettest golf shot…...

Jan 26, 2013

Saturday Night Music Fight [January 19, 2013]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Jan 25, 2013

Tweet Of The Week: @Frank_Bertucci

[tweet https://twitter.com/Frank_Bertucci/status/294913741668093953 align=’center’] Once again, we had to coax a Tweet of the Week out of you guys by asking...

Jan 25, 2013

Wichita Police Release Sketch Of Marijuana Thief: It’s A Mouse

Here’s your tax dollars at work. Assuming you live within the jurisdiction of the Wichita Police Department....

Jan 25, 2013

‘Guy Code’ Fans Show Off Their ‘Friend Zone Faces’ [VIDEO + GALLERY]

I’ve never been friend-zoned. I always close. Obviously. But apparently it’s a problem some guys have. And I know this...

Jan 25, 2013

WTF, Trader Joe’s: Two Buck Chuck Will No Longer Cost Two Bucks

Your days as a classy wine drinker are over! Trader Joe’s has officially raised the price of their infamous “Two...

Jan 25, 2013

Fulfill Your Cute Quota For The Day Early With A ‘Scottie Pinwheel’ [VIDEO]

If only your circle jerks looked this cute!...

Jan 24, 2013

Beatboxing Goat! Beatboxing Goat! Beatboxing Goat!!! [VIDEO]

Hopefully you clicked through expecting to see a beatboxing goat because that’s what you got....

Jan 24, 2013

No Matter Who Wins The Super Bowl We All Lose Because There’s Going To Be A ‘Gangnam Style’ Ad For Pistachios

Just 10 more days until Super Bowl 47! It’s the first Super Bowl I’ve given up using Roman numerals for!...

Jan 24, 2013

Someone Actually Made A Funny Web Video About Facebook [VIDEO]

What a great month it’s been for funny sketches on the web!...

Jan 24, 2013

Get Yourself An Instant Wine Chiller So You Can Chill Your Wine Instantly!

Business Insider, the experts at wine chilling, recently turned us on to this nifty invention: the Ravi Solution Instant Wine...

Jan 24, 2013

The 25 Best American Canned Beers

January 24th is Beer Can Appreciation Day. And it seems like people, especially brewers and beer geeks, have been continuing...

Jan 24, 2013

This 17-Month-Old Kid Is Damn Good At Golf [VIDEO]

His parents are hoping he goes pro so they can finally BUY SOME FURNITURE....

Jan 23, 2013

This Cat Says You Are Too High And You Need To Chill Out! [VIDEO]

EVERYONE KNOWS DOGS CAN’T HANDLE THEIR WEED AND NEED TO CHILL OUT, WERE NOT ACTING STRANGE AT ALL AND NO...

Jan 23, 2013

Eat Breakfast Like An Alcoholic Hipster With PBR Waffles

Waffles: they’re a staple of any awesome breakfast. Pabst Blue Ribbon: it’s a staple of any bar that’s trying to...

Jan 22, 2013

End Your Loneliness With The ‘Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl’ (And Look Very Lonely Doing It)

I’m not going to judge your life. Maybe an “Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl” from MisoSoupDesign is what would make sense in...

Jan 22, 2013

10 Actors Who Died Too Young

Today marks the 5th anniversary of Heath Ledger’s death. The Oscar winning actor died in 2008 of “acute intoxication” from...

Jan 22, 2013

If You Don’t Love This Video Of A Hamster Deep-Throating A Pretzel Stick There’s Something Wrong With You [VIDEO]

For years I’ve been saying hamster porn is amazing AND NOBODY LISTENED TO ME....

Jan 22, 2013

Rapper Wale Is Doing A Collaboration With Jerry Seinfeld Because Of Course They Are [VIDEO]

Don’t ask me for many details — most of what I know is what I’m seeing in this video —...

Jan 21, 2013

Light Falls On Wrestler’s Head, Finally Makes High School Wrestling Exciting [VIDEO]

Now before you get up in arms about me poking fun at a tragic incident where a giant lighting fixture...

Jan 21, 2013

Win The Battle Against Your Alcoholism With This Green Army Man Bottle Opener

Drinking beer is always fun. And if you drink enough, you often revert back to a childlike state. So here’s...

Jan 21, 2013

‘SpongeKnob SquareNuts’ Is The Most Ill-Conceived Porn Parody Yet [VIDEO]

I realize it must be getting tougher and tougher to make money on the traditional filmmaking side of porn, being...

Jan 21, 2013

The Woman With The World’s Largest Hips Is The Woman Of Your Dreams [VIDEO]

There’s “more cushion for the pushin'” and then there’s “time to open a cushion warehouse.”...