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Mar 5, 2013

Finally, Shot Glass Size Red Party Cups Are Here

In the “why the hell did it take them this long” category: shot glass size red party cups. It’s an...

Mar 4, 2013

Show Your Passover Appreciation With A Matzo iPhone Case

If you’re Jewish, you’re probably always thinking, “Why aren’t their iPhone cases designed specifically for my needs?”...

Mar 4, 2013

Thousands Of Gallons Of Whiskey Accidentally Dumped Down The Drain

No matter how bad things go at your job, you’ll probably never have a day as bad as these workers...

Mar 4, 2013

Not Only Is Apple’s ‘iWatch’ Being Developed, It Could Be Coming Out This Year

The rumor mills have been spinning tales of a new Apple wristwatch (dubbed by someone, not necessarily Apple as the...

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Mar 4, 2013

‘Fat Batman’ Conducts Citizen’s Arrest In England

Never let little things like the fact that you’re obese and superheros aren’t real come between you and your dream...

New Technology Projects Billiard Shots Right Onto The Table [VIDEO]

Playing pool is so easy on your smartphone. You just line up your shot based on a few imaginary lines...

Mar 4, 2013

Saturday Night Music Fight [March 2nd, 2013]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Mar 2, 2013

McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets’ Shapes Have Specific Names

Who knew so much science went into the Chicken McNugget?...

Mar 1, 2013

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Mar 1, 2013

Breaking News: Jennifer Lawrence Smokes Weed Just Like Everyone Else In Hollywood [PICS]

So Jennifer Lawrence was photographed earlier this week (as celebrities often are) during her post-Oscar victory celebration in Hawaii, and...

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Mar 1, 2013

Australian Man Wears Underwear On His Head As Disguise During Robbery [VIDEO]

If you’ve reached a point in your life where you’re robbing service stations to support yourself, chances are you don’t...

Mar 1, 2013

Man Tries Skydiving With An Umbrella Like Mary Poppins, Proves It Doesn’t Work [VIDEO]

I don’t think many people have ever mistaken Mary Poppins as a true story, but that didn’t stop one inquisitive...

Mar 1, 2013

Watch A Flaming Semi-Trailer Fall Off A Bridge [VIDEO]

This happened yesterday in Waterloo, Iowa....

Feb 28, 2013

Pepsi Vending Machine In DC Was Rigged To Sell Malt Liquor To Kids

In the “why didn’t I think of that department,” police in Washington, DC recently discovered an old Pepsi vending machine...

Feb 28, 2013

If You’ve Been Looking For A $900 Flask, Well Here You Go

Typically, I associate flasks with alcoholic degeneracy. The few times I’ve use a flask have involved drinking in places I...

Feb 28, 2013

Just Photos Of Dennis Rodman & Kim Jong-Un Hanging Out At A Basketball Game In North Korea [PHOTOS]

Earlier this week, news broke the basketball “legend” (you know why the quotes are there) Dennis Rodman was taking a...

Feb 28, 2013

Hand-Drawn TV Show Apartment & House Floor Plans [PICS]

TV show sets are an interesting phenomenon. We know they are fake, traditionally consisting of a mere 3 walls so...

Feb 28, 2013

‘Goat Editions’ Are Out, ‘Motion Activated Towel Dispenser Editions’ Are In [VIDEO]

Last week, “Goat Editions” were all the rage, starting with a goat edition of Taylor Swift’s “I Knew You Were...

Feb 28, 2013

Man’s Best Friend: Dog That Fetches Vodka [VIDEO]

Hahaha. Stupid dog. We’re not going to drink this sh*t. Fetch us some Ketel One....

Feb 27, 2013

Hip-Hop Quotes Meet Peanuts Comics: An Art Exhibition [PHOTOS]

If you like both Snoopy, the cartoon dog, and Snoop Dogg, you’re going to love this. Artist Mark Drew recently...

Feb 27, 2013

Meet The Marijuana Cannon That Was Firing Packets Of Pot Across The Mexican Border

Edison, Einstein, Jobs… all these men were idiots compared to the man who invented the border fence-circumventing “marijuana cannon.” The...

Feb 27, 2013

How To Make A Candle Out Of Butter [VIDEO]

Hey, dude, how about a video about how to make butter out of a candle?...

Feb 27, 2013

15 NCAA Bubble Teams You Shouldn’t Care About Because They Always Suck In March

It’s that time of year again: pre-March Madness. 68 teams are going to make the most exciting sporting event of...

Feb 27, 2013

Woman Spends 12 Months Building Hogwarts Replica With 400,000 LEGOS [PHOTOS]

I’ve had some terrible hobbies. I once collected signs from homeless people. I am super into playing the claw game...

Feb 27, 2013

Youth Hockey Coach Gets 15 Days In Jail For Tripping A 13-Year-Old

You may have seen the video above. It hit the web last summer. It shows 48-year-old Martin Tremblay tripping a...

Feb 27, 2013

This Game Show Host Just Got Nic Caged! [VIDEO]

Hey, game show host, you realize they are f**king with you, right?...

Feb 26, 2013

Steak ‘N Shake Now Offering 7×7 Steakburger For Mere $7.77

We all have dreams. Some dream of feeding all the starving people in the world. Some say, “F**k the starving...

Feb 26, 2013

Don’t Faint On Live TV [VIDEO]

I said DON’T faint. Women just don’t listen....

Feb 26, 2013

See A Lightsaber Battle Through Vader’s Eyes With ‘First Person Darth Vader’ [VIDEO]

Your son is a dumb, insolent punk who won’t listen to reason....

Feb 26, 2013

Start Your Workday With ‘The Ultimate Ladder Fails Compilation’ [VIDEO]

No matter how bad your job is, at least your not working on a ladder....

Feb 25, 2013

Jack Nicholson Is A Pimp: Makes Jennifer Lawrence Starstruck [VIDEO]

You’ve just won the Academy Award for Best Actress. What are you going to do now?...

Feb 25, 2013

‘Friend Zone’ Added To The Oxford Dictionary

A lot of lonely guys out there are unwilling to admit they’ve been put in the “friend zone.”...

Feb 25, 2013

Just What Nobody Ever Wanted: Jean Shorts Underwear

Remember how you said you wished more underwear looked like an extremely tight pair of jean shorts?...

Feb 25, 2013

This Is Just Some Damn Fine Badminton Playing [VIDEO]

How was your weekend? Boring?...

Feb 25, 2013

Chicks Dig A Guy Who Can Catch An Entire Cupcake In His Mouth [VIDEO]

Guess what else he can catch in his mouth?...

Feb 25, 2013

Here’s A Monkey Doing Push-Ups & Sit-Ups [VIDEO]

No wonder he’s so skinny....

Feb 23, 2013

Saturday Night Music Fight [February 23rd, 2013]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Feb 22, 2013

It’s Fine To Eat Your Own Poop, Says Gizmodo’s Research

When breaking news happens, the Gawker network is there! First, Deadspin nails the Manti T’eo story. Now, Gizmodo is going...

Feb 22, 2013

Watch This Now: The Shoenice Documentary [VIDEO]

The word “epic” gets tossed around on the Internet a lot. A LOT. But few words accurately describe the scope...

Feb 22, 2013

Jay-Z & Justin Timberlake Announce ‘Legends Of The Summer’ Stadium Tour

When I think “legendary summer concerts,” I think of two things: former boy band pop singers and aging rappers. Don’t...

Feb 22, 2013

An Epic Squirrel Fight Told In 6 Photos [PHOTOS]

Videos. Garbage. Who needs ’em? And GIFs. Seriously? How do you even pronounce that word? And television. Lame. What? I’m...

Feb 22, 2013

Cheerleader Nails Half-Court Flip Shot [VIDEO]

And the best part is that it helped them win the big game!!...

Feb 22, 2013

Jimmy Kimmel Gets Owned By 2-Year-Old Basketball Trick Shot Master [VIDEO]

Remember Titus — the 2-year-old we posted about back on Feb. 5th, declaring that he had made the greatest basketball...

Feb 21, 2013

Dancing Lego Michael Jackson Could Be The Best Michael Jackson Yet [VIDEO]

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white when you’re made out of Lego....

Feb 21, 2013

Have Your Mind Blown With The Newest ‘First Person Mario,’ This Time Facing Bowser [VIDEO]

After watching this guy’s commitment to turn the final level from Super Mario Bros. 3 into a full on first...

Feb 21, 2013

The Man Who Invented The Long Island Iced Tea Gets The PBS Interview He Deserves [VIDEO]

Where are your tax dollars going? If you said, “For Public Broadcasting to interview the inventor the Long Island Iced...

Feb 21, 2013

That’s Not How You Ship Things! [PHOTOS]

Popular today on Reddit, a post titled, “My friend ordered a broom online, this is how they shipped it.” As...

Feb 21, 2013

In Case You Missed It: PS4 Announcement – Abridged Version [VIDEO]

In case you missed it, we were at the PS4 announcement yesterday and live blogged the whole thing....

Feb 21, 2013

7-11 Knows How Gross You Are: Introducing Blueberry Pancake Sausage

Everyone knows a healthy breakfast starts at 7-11. Right? Right???...

Feb 21, 2013

New Taylor Swift: ‘I Knew You Were A Goat When You Walked In’ [VIDEO]

I really can’t imagine any song that wouldn’t be improved by adding a singing goat into it....

Feb 21, 2013

Let’s All Go To Daniel’s Bar Mitzvah [VIDEO SAVE THE DATE]

The Internet: Ruining innocent kids Bar Mitzvahs since 2013....

Feb 21, 2013

Your Worst Skiing Fear Comes True: Kid Falls From Ski Lift [VIDEO]

Let’s cut right to the video description:...

Feb 20, 2013

Here’s Why You’re Fat: Calorie Labels Are Wrong [VIDEO]

If you live in New York City, it’s ubiquitous: calorie counts on all chain restaurant menus. It’s a trend that’s...

Feb 20, 2013

Science You Can Use: The Science Of Pornography Addiction [VIDEO]

Here’s what I’m thinking… If you made it through that whole 3 minute video without taking a break to look...

Feb 20, 2013

Harlem Reacts To The ‘Harlem Shake’ Viral Phenomenon [VIDEO]

FYI, in Harlem, it isn’t called the “Harlem Shake.” It’s just called the “Shake.”...

Feb 20, 2013

Kurt Cobain With Cats [PHOTOS]

What are two things the Internet loves? Certainly indie rock and cats would be on the short list....

Feb 19, 2013

Who Makes Your Beers: 2 Brewers & Their 210 Brands [INFOGRAPHIC]

Quick. who makes these beers: Hoegaarden, Stella Artois, Franziskaner, Boddington’s, Busch and Rolling Rock?...

Feb 19, 2013

Caffeinated Hot Sauce Is A Real Thing

Everyone knows that everything is better caffeinated. It’s what we learned after all those people died drinking Four Loko. In...

Feb 19, 2013

Study Suggests That No Two Web Pages Are More Than 19 Clicks Apart

We’ve all heard of the concept of “six degrees of separation” — the idea that we’re all just six people...

Feb 19, 2013

The Dildomaker: A Device That Carves Anything Into A Dildo

Talk about a solid idea: designer Francesco Morackini came up with this conceptual invention of a machine that can transform...

Feb 19, 2013

Brothers Celebrate $75,000 Lottery Win With Meth & Marijuana, Accidentally Blow Up Their House

You’ve just won $75,000. What do you do? Buy some methamphetamines and marijuana to celebrate, of course....

Feb 19, 2013

‘Harlem Shake’ Update: Baauer Does Reddit AMA & A New Best Harlem Shake Video Emerges? [VIDEO]

Yesterday was a hell of a day for music AMAs on Reddit. First, shortly after noon, Thom Yorke of Radiohead...

Feb 18, 2013

Watch Two Girls Eating ‘Condom Ice Cream’: What Could Go Wrong [VIDEO]

Japan is known for strange products, so the fact that you can find ice cream stuffed in a condom isn’t...

Feb 18, 2013

‘The COED Burger’: See The Recipe For The Highest Class Low-Class Burger Ever Conceived

On February 22nd, the Amstel Light Burger Bash will be held at the South Beach Wine & Food Festival. To...

Feb 18, 2013

Spend An Hour Watching A Nickel Rolling On A Treadmill [VIDEO]

This video actually broke a record: the record for the saddest way to waste your time on YouTube....

Feb 18, 2013

Guy Drinks 20 Year Old Crystal Pepsi He Bought On eBay, Pukes [VIDEO]

Sure this video feels like a rip-off of our old buddy Shoenice. This guy (“L.A. Beast” he calls himself) even...

Feb 18, 2013

Body-Slamming A Cactus Is One Of Those Things You Shouldn’t Try [VIDEO]

I prefer to think of this as “extreme acupuncture.”...

Feb 15, 2013

Guy Records His Plane Crashing On His Cellphone [VIDEO]

Recently released statistics from the Federal Aviation Administration show that 100% of people who have ever flown on small planes...

Feb 14, 2013

Offensive, Inappropriate & Bizarre Valentine’s Day Cards [22 PICS]

Valentine’s Day shouldn’t only be about love. It should be about offending people and racism and telling people you don’t...

Feb 14, 2013

You Gotta Love A ‘People Vs. Airbags’ Compilation [VIDEO]

Not only do airbags help save lives… they also make our lives funnier....

Feb 13, 2013

10 Hugely Popular Non-Love Songs Because Valentine’s Day Sucks

Valentine’s Day: whether you’re in a relationship or single, it sucks....

Feb 13, 2013

A Cat That Can Sing ‘Tequila!’ [VIDEO]

Teach that cat to dance the Mexican hat dance and you’d have some Grade A entertainment on your hands....

Feb 12, 2013

‘Real Dumbass’ Reporter Gets Pranked Live On Air During Dorner Coverage [VIDEO]

Tomorrow’s headline: Prank Caller Causes Thousands To Die Laughing....

Feb 12, 2013

Woman Dies From Drinking Too Much Coca-Cola

We’re not talking like drinking too much Coke once; we’re talking about a serious Coca-Cola drinking addiction....

Feb 12, 2013

Little Girl Hears Bad Brains For The First Time, Is An Instant Punk Rocker [VIDEO]

Let’s be honest: all little kids are damn punks, regardless of what kind of music they like....

Feb 12, 2013

How Not To Do A Backflip [VIDEO]

As soon as I started this video, I could tell… *Puts on sunglasses* …where it would HEAD....

Feb 11, 2013

49 Harlem Shake Videos At Once [VIDEO]

And you thought the Harlem Shake was giving you a headache BEFORE....

Feb 11, 2013

Does Shoving A Pot Of Coffee Up Your Ass Sound Fun, Because This Couple Is Addicted To It [VIDEO]

I understand wanting to be on television because your fat or a redneck or a fat redneck, but who would...

Feb 11, 2013

Official Betting Odds For The Next Pope

After hearing that Pope Benedict XVI was resigning, I’m sure for many of you, your first question was, “Who’s going...