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Mar 6, 2013WTF
Who Would Want A 4-Story Mirrored Slide In Their Apartment? Crazy Rich People, That’s Who [PHOTOS]

Who Would Want A 4-Story Mirrored Slide In Their Apartment? Crazy Rich People, That’s Who [PHOTOS]

The rich: they can afford all the finest things in life. Including, apparently, the best psychedelic drugs....

Mar 6, 2013Culture
The 5 Most Important Pieces Of Strip Club Etiquette From A Strip Club DJ

The 5 Most Important Pieces Of Strip Club Etiquette From A Strip Club DJ

Guest blogger Dee Simon was a strip club DJ in San Francisco in the mid-2000s. He recently wrote a memoir...

Mar 6, 2013WTF
Meet The Concrete Tent: The Inflatable Permanent Structure You Can Build In A Day [VIDEO]

Meet The Concrete Tent: The Inflatable Permanent Structure You Can Build In A Day [VIDEO]

Rome wasn’t built in a day. But that was only because Rome didn’t have “concrete canvas” — a construction material...

Mar 6, 2013WTF
‘Rapefruit’ Is Not A Real Fruit, Thankfully

‘Rapefruit’ Is Not A Real Fruit, Thankfully

As an editor myself, I know sometimes we make mistakes. For instance, sometimes you think a slice of grapefruit looks...

Mar 6, 2013Movies
Everything Wrong With ‘Twilight’ In 6 Minutes Or Less [VIDEO]

Everything Wrong With ‘Twilight’ In 6 Minutes Or Less [VIDEO]

They coulda just saved time and made a video called “Everything RIGHT with Twilight in 0 Minutes.”...

Mar 5, 2013Video Games
The Sexual Life Of Video Games [VIDEO]

The Sexual Life Of Video Games [VIDEO]

Don’t worry. You don’t need to know French to find this video funny. You will need to know video games...

Mar 5, 2013Music
These Photos Of Drake At A Strip Club Are Exactly What You’d Expect To See In Photos Of Drake At A Strip Club [27 PHOTOS]

These Photos Of Drake At A Strip Club Are Exactly What You’d Expect To See In Photos Of Drake At A Strip Club [27 PHOTOS]

Rappers and strip clubs: it’s a cliche that dates as far back as when rappers started making money from rapping....

Mar 5, 2013WTF
The Armchair That Automatically Refills Your Beer Is Man’s New Best Friend [VIDEO]

The Armchair That Automatically Refills Your Beer Is Man’s New Best Friend [VIDEO]

Wouldn’t it be awesome if every time you set down your beer, it automatically refilled?...

Mar 5, 2013Stuff
Finally, Shot Glass Size Red Party Cups Are Here

Finally, Shot Glass Size Red Party Cups Are Here

In the “why the hell did it take them this long” category: shot glass size red party cups. It’s an...

Mar 4, 2013Stuff
Show Your Passover Appreciation With A Matzo iPhone Case

Show Your Passover Appreciation With A Matzo iPhone Case

If you’re Jewish, you’re probably always thinking, “Why aren’t their iPhone cases designed specifically for my needs?”...

Mar 4, 2013News
Thousands Of Gallons Of Whiskey Accidentally Dumped Down The Drain

Thousands Of Gallons Of Whiskey Accidentally Dumped Down The Drain

No matter how bad things go at your job, you’ll probably never have a day as bad as these workers...

Mar 4, 2013Stuff
Not Only Is Apple’s ‘iWatch’ Being Developed, It Could Be Coming Out This Year

Not Only Is Apple’s ‘iWatch’ Being Developed, It Could Be Coming Out This Year

The rumor mills have been spinning tales of a new Apple wristwatch (dubbed by someone, not necessarily Apple as the...

Mar 4, 2013News
‘Fat Batman’ Conducts Citizen’s Arrest In England

‘Fat Batman’ Conducts Citizen’s Arrest In England

Never let little things like the fact that you’re obese and superheros aren’t real come between you and your dream...

Mar 4, 2013Stuff
New Technology Projects Billiard Shots Right Onto The Table [VIDEO]

New Technology Projects Billiard Shots Right Onto The Table [VIDEO]

Playing pool is so easy on your smartphone. You just line up your shot based on a few imaginary lines...

Mar 2, 2013Music
Saturday Night Music Fight [March 2nd, 2013]

Saturday Night Music Fight [March 2nd, 2013]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Mar 1, 2013News
McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets’ Shapes Have Specific Names

McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets’ Shapes Have Specific Names

Who knew so much science went into the Chicken McNugget?...

Mar 1, 2013Smoking
Breaking News: Jennifer Lawrence Smokes Weed Just Like Everyone Else In Hollywood [PICS]

Breaking News: Jennifer Lawrence Smokes Weed Just Like Everyone Else In Hollywood [PICS]

So Jennifer Lawrence was photographed earlier this week (as celebrities often are) during her post-Oscar victory celebration in Hawaii, and...

Mar 1, 2013WTF
Australian Man Wears Underwear On His Head As Disguise During Robbery [VIDEO]

Australian Man Wears Underwear On His Head As Disguise During Robbery [VIDEO]

If you’ve reached a point in your life where you’re robbing service stations to support yourself, chances are you don’t...

Mar 1, 2013WTF
Man Tries Skydiving With An Umbrella Like Mary Poppins, Proves It Doesn’t Work [VIDEO]

Man Tries Skydiving With An Umbrella Like Mary Poppins, Proves It Doesn’t Work [VIDEO]

I don’t think many people have ever mistaken Mary Poppins as a true story, but that didn’t stop one inquisitive...

Mar 1, 2013WTF
Watch A Flaming Semi-Trailer Fall Off A Bridge [VIDEO]

Watch A Flaming Semi-Trailer Fall Off A Bridge [VIDEO]

This happened yesterday in Waterloo, Iowa....

Feb 28, 2013News
Pepsi Vending Machine In DC Was Rigged To Sell Malt Liquor To Kids

Pepsi Vending Machine In DC Was Rigged To Sell Malt Liquor To Kids

In the “why didn’t I think of that department,” police in Washington, DC recently discovered an old Pepsi vending machine...

Feb 28, 2013Stuff
If You’ve Been Looking For A $900 Flask, Well Here You Go

If You’ve Been Looking For A $900 Flask, Well Here You Go

Typically, I associate flasks with alcoholic degeneracy. The few times I’ve use a flask have involved drinking in places I...

Feb 28, 2013Sports
Just Photos Of Dennis Rodman & Kim Jong-Un Hanging Out At A Basketball Game In North Korea [PHOTOS]

Just Photos Of Dennis Rodman & Kim Jong-Un Hanging Out At A Basketball Game In North Korea [PHOTOS]

Earlier this week, news broke the basketball “legend” (you know why the quotes are there) Dennis Rodman was taking a...

Feb 28, 2013TV
Hand-Drawn TV Show Apartment & House Floor Plans [PICS]

Hand-Drawn TV Show Apartment & House Floor Plans [PICS]

TV show sets are an interesting phenomenon. We know they are fake, traditionally consisting of a mere 3 walls so...

Feb 28, 2013WTF
‘Goat Editions’ Are Out, ‘Motion Activated Towel Dispenser Editions’ Are In [VIDEO]

‘Goat Editions’ Are Out, ‘Motion Activated Towel Dispenser Editions’ Are In [VIDEO]

Last week, “Goat Editions” were all the rage, starting with a goat edition of Taylor Swift’s “I Knew You Were...

Feb 28, 2013Funny
Man’s Best Friend: Dog That Fetches Vodka [VIDEO]

Man’s Best Friend: Dog That Fetches Vodka [VIDEO]

Hahaha. Stupid dog. We’re not going to drink this sh*t. Fetch us some Ketel One....

Feb 27, 2013Music
Hip-Hop Quotes Meet Peanuts Comics: An Art Exhibition [PHOTOS]

Hip-Hop Quotes Meet Peanuts Comics: An Art Exhibition [PHOTOS]

If you like both Snoopy, the cartoon dog, and Snoop Dogg, you’re going to love this. Artist Mark Drew recently...

Feb 27, 2013WTF
Meet The Marijuana Cannon That Was Firing Packets Of Pot Across The Mexican Border

Meet The Marijuana Cannon That Was Firing Packets Of Pot Across The Mexican Border

Edison, Einstein, Jobs… all these men were idiots compared to the man who invented the border fence-circumventing “marijuana cannon.” The...

Feb 27, 2013Entertainment
How To Make A Candle Out Of Butter [VIDEO]

How To Make A Candle Out Of Butter [VIDEO]

Hey, dude, how about a video about how to make butter out of a candle?...

Feb 27, 2013Sports
15 NCAA Bubble Teams You Shouldn’t Care About Because They Always Suck In March

15 NCAA Bubble Teams You Shouldn’t Care About Because They Always Suck In March

It’s that time of year again: pre-March Madness. 68 teams are going to make the most exciting sporting event of...

Feb 27, 2013WTF
Woman Spends 12 Months Building Hogwarts Replica With 400,000 LEGOS [PHOTOS]

Woman Spends 12 Months Building Hogwarts Replica With 400,000 LEGOS [PHOTOS]

I’ve had some terrible hobbies. I once collected signs from homeless people. I am super into playing the claw game...

Feb 27, 2013Sports
Youth Hockey Coach Gets 15 Days In Jail For Tripping A 13-Year-Old

Youth Hockey Coach Gets 15 Days In Jail For Tripping A 13-Year-Old

You may have seen the video above. It hit the web last summer. It shows 48-year-old Martin Tremblay tripping a...

Feb 27, 2013Funny
This Game Show Host Just Got Nic Caged! [VIDEO]

This Game Show Host Just Got Nic Caged! [VIDEO]

Hey, game show host, you realize they are f**king with you, right?...

Feb 26, 2013Entertainment
Steak ‘N Shake Now Offering 7×7 Steakburger For Mere $7.77

Steak ‘N Shake Now Offering 7×7 Steakburger For Mere $7.77

We all have dreams. Some dream of feeding all the starving people in the world. Some say, “F**k the starving...

Feb 26, 2013TV
Don’t Faint On Live TV [VIDEO]

Don’t Faint On Live TV [VIDEO]

I said DON’T faint. Women just don’t listen....

Feb 26, 2013Movies
See A Lightsaber Battle Through Vader’s Eyes With ‘First Person Darth Vader’ [VIDEO]

See A Lightsaber Battle Through Vader’s Eyes With ‘First Person Darth Vader’ [VIDEO]

Your son is a dumb, insolent punk who won’t listen to reason....

Feb 26, 2013WTF
Start Your Workday With ‘The Ultimate Ladder Fails Compilation’ [VIDEO]

Start Your Workday With ‘The Ultimate Ladder Fails Compilation’ [VIDEO]

No matter how bad your job is, at least your not working on a ladder....

Feb 25, 2013TV
Jack Nicholson Is A Pimp: Makes Jennifer Lawrence Starstruck [VIDEO]

Jack Nicholson Is A Pimp: Makes Jennifer Lawrence Starstruck [VIDEO]

You’ve just won the Academy Award for Best Actress. What are you going to do now?...

Feb 25, 2013News
‘Friend Zone’ Added To The Oxford Dictionary

‘Friend Zone’ Added To The Oxford Dictionary

A lot of lonely guys out there are unwilling to admit they’ve been put in the “friend zone.”...

Feb 25, 2013Style + Grooming
Just What Nobody Ever Wanted: Jean Shorts Underwear

Just What Nobody Ever Wanted: Jean Shorts Underwear

Remember how you said you wished more underwear looked like an extremely tight pair of jean shorts?...

Feb 25, 2013Sports
This Is Just Some Damn Fine Badminton Playing [VIDEO]

This Is Just Some Damn Fine Badminton Playing [VIDEO]

How was your weekend? Boring?...

Feb 25, 2013WTF
Chicks Dig A Guy Who Can Catch An Entire Cupcake In His Mouth [VIDEO]

Chicks Dig A Guy Who Can Catch An Entire Cupcake In His Mouth [VIDEO]

Guess what else he can catch in his mouth?...

Feb 25, 2013WTF
Here’s A Monkey Doing Push-Ups & Sit-Ups [VIDEO]

Here’s A Monkey Doing Push-Ups & Sit-Ups [VIDEO]

No wonder he’s so skinny....

Feb 23, 2013Music
Saturday Night Music Fight [February 23rd, 2013]

Saturday Night Music Fight [February 23rd, 2013]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Feb 22, 2013News
It’s Fine To Eat Your Own Poop, Says Gizmodo’s Research

It’s Fine To Eat Your Own Poop, Says Gizmodo’s Research

When breaking news happens, the Gawker network is there! First, Deadspin nails the Manti T’eo story. Now, Gizmodo is going...

Feb 22, 2013Entertainment
Watch This Now: The Shoenice Documentary [VIDEO]

Watch This Now: The Shoenice Documentary [VIDEO]

The word “epic” gets tossed around on the Internet a lot. A LOT. But few words accurately describe the scope...

Feb 22, 2013News
Jay-Z & Justin Timberlake Announce ‘Legends Of The Summer’ Stadium Tour

Jay-Z & Justin Timberlake Announce ‘Legends Of The Summer’ Stadium Tour

When I think “legendary summer concerts,” I think of two things: former boy band pop singers and aging rappers. Don’t...

Feb 22, 2013
An Epic Squirrel Fight Told In 6 Photos [PHOTOS]

An Epic Squirrel Fight Told In 6 Photos [PHOTOS]

Videos. Garbage. Who needs ’em? And GIFs. Seriously? How do you even pronounce that word? And television. Lame. What? I’m...

Feb 22, 2013Sports
Cheerleader Nails Half-Court Flip Shot [VIDEO]

Cheerleader Nails Half-Court Flip Shot [VIDEO]

And the best part is that it helped them win the big game!!...

Feb 22, 2013Sports
Jimmy Kimmel Gets Owned By 2-Year-Old Basketball Trick Shot Master [VIDEO]

Jimmy Kimmel Gets Owned By 2-Year-Old Basketball Trick Shot Master [VIDEO]

Remember Titus — the 2-year-old we posted about back on Feb. 5th, declaring that he had made the greatest basketball...

Feb 21, 2013Music
Dancing Lego Michael Jackson Could Be The Best Michael Jackson Yet [VIDEO]

Dancing Lego Michael Jackson Could Be The Best Michael Jackson Yet [VIDEO]

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white when you’re made out of Lego....

Feb 21, 2013Video Games
Have Your Mind Blown With The Newest ‘First Person Mario,’ This Time Facing Bowser [VIDEO]

Have Your Mind Blown With The Newest ‘First Person Mario,’ This Time Facing Bowser [VIDEO]

After watching this guy’s commitment to turn the final level from Super Mario Bros. 3 into a full on first...

Feb 21, 2013Culture
The Man Who Invented The Long Island Iced Tea Gets The PBS Interview He Deserves [VIDEO]

The Man Who Invented The Long Island Iced Tea Gets The PBS Interview He Deserves [VIDEO]

Where are your tax dollars going? If you said, “For Public Broadcasting to interview the inventor the Long Island Iced...

Feb 21, 2013WTF
That’s Not How You Ship Things! [PHOTOS]

That’s Not How You Ship Things! [PHOTOS]

Popular today on Reddit, a post titled, “My friend ordered a broom online, this is how they shipped it.” As...

Feb 21, 2013Funny
In Case You Missed It: PS4 Announcement – Abridged Version [VIDEO]

In Case You Missed It: PS4 Announcement – Abridged Version [VIDEO]

In case you missed it, we were at the PS4 announcement yesterday and live blogged the whole thing....

Feb 21, 2013Entertainment
7-11 Knows How Gross You Are: Introducing Blueberry Pancake Sausage

7-11 Knows How Gross You Are: Introducing Blueberry Pancake Sausage

Everyone knows a healthy breakfast starts at 7-11. Right? Right???...

Feb 21, 2013WTF
New Taylor Swift: ‘I Knew You Were A Goat When You Walked In’ [VIDEO]

New Taylor Swift: ‘I Knew You Were A Goat When You Walked In’ [VIDEO]

I really can’t imagine any song that wouldn’t be improved by adding a singing goat into it....

Feb 21, 2013WTF
Let’s All Go To Daniel’s Bar Mitzvah [VIDEO SAVE THE DATE]

Let’s All Go To Daniel’s Bar Mitzvah [VIDEO SAVE THE DATE]

The Internet: Ruining innocent kids Bar Mitzvahs since 2013....

Feb 21, 2013
Your Worst Skiing Fear Comes True: Kid Falls From Ski Lift [VIDEO]

Your Worst Skiing Fear Comes True: Kid Falls From Ski Lift [VIDEO]

Let’s cut right to the video description:...

Feb 20, 2013Entertainment
Here’s Why You’re Fat: Calorie Labels Are Wrong [VIDEO]

Here’s Why You’re Fat: Calorie Labels Are Wrong [VIDEO]

If you live in New York City, it’s ubiquitous: calorie counts on all chain restaurant menus. It’s a trend that’s...

Feb 20, 2013Culture
Science You Can Use: The Science Of Pornography Addiction [VIDEO]

Science You Can Use: The Science Of Pornography Addiction [VIDEO]

Here’s what I’m thinking… If you made it through that whole 3 minute video without taking a break to look...

Feb 20, 2013Music
Harlem Reacts To The ‘Harlem Shake’ Viral Phenomenon [VIDEO]

Harlem Reacts To The ‘Harlem Shake’ Viral Phenomenon [VIDEO]

FYI, in Harlem, it isn’t called the “Harlem Shake.” It’s just called the “Shake.”...

Feb 20, 2013Music
Kurt Cobain With Cats [PHOTOS]

Kurt Cobain With Cats [PHOTOS]

What are two things the Internet loves? Certainly indie rock and cats would be on the short list....

Feb 19, 2013Culture
Who Makes Your Beers: 2 Brewers & Their 210 Brands [INFOGRAPHIC]

Who Makes Your Beers: 2 Brewers & Their 210 Brands [INFOGRAPHIC]

Quick. who makes these beers: Hoegaarden, Stella Artois, Franziskaner, Boddington’s, Busch and Rolling Rock?...

Feb 19, 2013Stuff
Caffeinated Hot Sauce Is A Real Thing

Caffeinated Hot Sauce Is A Real Thing

Everyone knows that everything is better caffeinated. It’s what we learned after all those people died drinking Four Loko. In...

Feb 19, 2013Stuff
Study Suggests That No Two Web Pages Are More Than 19 Clicks Apart

Study Suggests That No Two Web Pages Are More Than 19 Clicks Apart

We’ve all heard of the concept of “six degrees of separation” — the idea that we’re all just six people...

Feb 19, 2013Stuff
The Dildomaker: A Device That Carves Anything Into A Dildo

The Dildomaker: A Device That Carves Anything Into A Dildo

Talk about a solid idea: designer Francesco Morackini came up with this conceptual invention of a machine that can transform...

Feb 19, 2013WTF
Brothers Celebrate $75,000 Lottery Win With Meth & Marijuana, Accidentally Blow Up Their House

Brothers Celebrate $75,000 Lottery Win With Meth & Marijuana, Accidentally Blow Up Their House

You’ve just won $75,000. What do you do? Buy some methamphetamines and marijuana to celebrate, of course....

Feb 19, 2013Music
‘Harlem Shake’ Update: Baauer Does Reddit AMA & A New Best Harlem Shake Video Emerges? [VIDEO]

‘Harlem Shake’ Update: Baauer Does Reddit AMA & A New Best Harlem Shake Video Emerges? [VIDEO]

Yesterday was a hell of a day for music AMAs on Reddit. First, shortly after noon, Thom Yorke of Radiohead...

Feb 18, 2013WTF
Watch Two Girls Eating ‘Condom Ice Cream’: What Could Go Wrong [VIDEO]

Watch Two Girls Eating ‘Condom Ice Cream’: What Could Go Wrong [VIDEO]

Japan is known for strange products, so the fact that you can find ice cream stuffed in a condom isn’t...

Feb 18, 2013Entertainment
‘The COED Burger’: See The Recipe For The Highest Class Low-Class Burger Ever Conceived

‘The COED Burger’: See The Recipe For The Highest Class Low-Class Burger Ever Conceived

On February 22nd, the Amstel Light Burger Bash will be held at the South Beach Wine & Food Festival. To...