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Apr 5, 2013Style + Grooming
Look Your Manliest In This 70s Hairy Chest Sweater

Look Your Manliest In This 70s Hairy Chest Sweater

For those of you not ethnic enough to grow amazing chest hair and not rich enough to afford a gold...

Apr 5, 2013Culture
Sly Fox Brewery Debuts ‘360 Lid’: A Topless Beer Can That Drinks Like A Glass

Sly Fox Brewery Debuts ‘360 Lid’: A Topless Beer Can That Drinks Like A Glass

You know that douchey friend you have that refuses to drink beer out of the can (or the bottle)? He...

Apr 5, 2013News
Cop Accepts Blow Job From Woman Before Arresting Her For Prostitution

Cop Accepts Blow Job From Woman Before Arresting Her For Prostitution

As a police officer, you want to make sure you cross your “T’s” and dot your “I’s,” otherwise certain conduct...

Apr 4, 2013WTF
Ashtray Cake Is A Man’s Cake [PHOTO]

Ashtray Cake Is A Man’s Cake [PHOTO]

To preface: smoking is bad for you. Well, at least smoking cigarettes is bad for you. You shouldn’t smoke. But...

Apr 4, 2013News
If You’re Going To Attack A 56-Year-Old Woman, Make Sure You’re Not Wearing A Fraternity Sweatshirt With Your Pledge Name On It

If You’re Going To Attack A 56-Year-Old Woman, Make Sure You’re Not Wearing A Fraternity Sweatshirt With Your Pledge Name On It

If you’re a respectable member of society, no time is a good time to mug someone. But if you’re a...

Apr 3, 2013News
Australian Couple Gets Four DUIs In One Day

Australian Couple Gets Four DUIs In One Day

DUI is not a crime you want to get charged with. And it’s even worse if you get a second...

Apr 3, 2013WTF
Is Hallway Swimming The Next Big Internet Meme? No, It’s Not [VIDEO]

Is Hallway Swimming The Next Big Internet Meme? No, It’s Not [VIDEO]

What’s the most important part of high school? If you said “being cool,” you’re right. Your next question might be,...

Apr 3, 2013TV
Bob Costas Quotes His Favorite Ludacris Lyric [VIDEO]

Bob Costas Quotes His Favorite Ludacris Lyric [VIDEO]

The rap game: if you want to get ahead in it, you can’t just keep running through the same old...

Apr 2, 2013WTF
The Smartest Man Alive Is Here To Show Us How To Cook Scrambled Eggs Inside The Shell [VIDEO]

The Smartest Man Alive Is Here To Show Us How To Cook Scrambled Eggs Inside The Shell [VIDEO]

Cooking: only suckers do it. Real people feast at restaurants or on things you can eat right out of the...

Apr 2, 2013Sports
Video Proof The NBA Is Rigging Games For The Lakers [VIDEO]

Video Proof The NBA Is Rigging Games For The Lakers [VIDEO]

It’s been a tough season if you’re a Lakers fan. And there are a lot of Lakers fans. But it...

Apr 1, 2013Music
The Ultimate Subway Saxophone Battle [VIDEO]

The Ultimate Subway Saxophone Battle [VIDEO]

One time I was riding the New York subway and I saw a guy staring down the woman across from...

Apr 1, 2013WTF
The World’s Best Mustache Skills [VIDEO]

The World’s Best Mustache Skills [VIDEO]

This guy gives the Ferrari of mustache rides. via Clip Nation...

Mar 29, 2013Music
Reddit’s Guide To The Wu-Tang Clan: The Classic Albums

Reddit’s Guide To The Wu-Tang Clan: The Classic Albums

It’s 2013, which means it’s been 20 years since Wu-Tang Clan dropped their seminal first record Enter the Wu-Tang (36...

Mar 29, 2013Funny
Guess What Words It Sounds Like When This Kid Says ‘Dump Truck’ [VIDEO]

Guess What Words It Sounds Like When This Kid Says ‘Dump Truck’ [VIDEO]

Videos of kids saying words and having it sound like a curse are so prevalent on the web it’s essentially...

Mar 29, 2013WTF
Kung Fu Grandpa Gets His Nunchuck On In The Food Lion Parking Lot [VIDEO]

Kung Fu Grandpa Gets His Nunchuck On In The Food Lion Parking Lot [VIDEO]

Playing with nunchucks can be dangerous — especially if you’re old and slowly losing your dexterity. Best to find yourself...

Mar 29, 2013Entertainment
Not Appropriate: Crucifixion Corn Dogs Just In Time For Easter

Not Appropriate: Crucifixion Corn Dogs Just In Time For Easter

Easter is one of the holiest days on the Christian calendar, which may make it seem odd that blogger Michael...

Mar 29, 2013WTF
Start Your Morning By Learning How To 3D Print Your Own Gun At Home [VIDEO]

Start Your Morning By Learning How To 3D Print Your Own Gun At Home [VIDEO]

VICE would like you to meet Cody R Wilson. Who is Cody R Wilson?  He’s the man who “has figured...

Mar 28, 2013News
Parents Complain After Teacher Uses The Word ‘Vagina’ In Class On Reproductive System

Parents Complain After Teacher Uses The Word ‘Vagina’ In Class On Reproductive System

Sex ed is always a sensitive subject when taught in schools. Teachers want to make sure students handle the subject...

Mar 28, 2013WTF
The Iron Shiek’s Crazy Drinking & Driving Story Gets The Animated Treatment [VIDEO]

The Iron Shiek’s Crazy Drinking & Driving Story Gets The Animated Treatment [VIDEO]

No one expects a story from the former WWF’s The Iron Shiek to be normal. I doubt you’d expect a...

Mar 27, 2013WTF
Minor League Baseball Team To Debut Pee-Controlled Urinal Video Games

Minor League Baseball Team To Debut Pee-Controlled Urinal Video Games

As if Minor League Baseball games weren’t exciting enough…! Just kidding, of course. But honestly, there is no event that...

Mar 27, 2013Funny
Ask Your Doctor About Tacos [PARODY VIDEO]

Ask Your Doctor About Tacos [PARODY VIDEO]

It’s not Falafel Tuesday. It’s not Egg Roll Tuesday. It’s Taco Tuesday. (At least at the bar near me it...

Mar 27, 2013WTF
Cancel The Grammys, We Already Have A Winner For Every Award [MUSIC VIDEO]

Cancel The Grammys, We Already Have A Winner For Every Award [MUSIC VIDEO]

I have no idea what I just watched, but it sure as f*** beats The Voice. After some quick, unverified...

Mar 27, 2013Culture
Peep-Infused Vodka Is Perfect For Easter

Peep-Infused Vodka Is Perfect For Easter

If there’s one thing Easter always needs more of, it’s vodka. But you can’t just down a bottle of Smirnoff...

Mar 27, 2013WTF
Pole Smashes Through Bus Windshield In China Nearly Killing Driver [VIDEO]

Pole Smashes Through Bus Windshield In China Nearly Killing Driver [VIDEO]

Hot on the heels of that Chinese sinkhole, more dramatic footage from China: a lamppost flying through the windshield of...

Mar 27, 2013WTF
Crowd-Surfing SpongeBob Ruins Party [VIDEO]

Crowd-Surfing SpongeBob Ruins Party [VIDEO]

SpongeBob always starts acting that way when he gets too coked up....

Mar 26, 2013Sports
No S*** Everyone Wants To See Florida Gulf Coast Win The South Region

No S*** Everyone Wants To See Florida Gulf Coast Win The South Region

Prepare to not be shocked: In one of ESPN’s latest Sportsnation polls, the network has determined that everyone except for...

Mar 26, 2013Music
NYC Rap Lyrics Posted On Signs At The Location Of The Lyric [24 PHOTOS]

NYC Rap Lyrics Posted On Signs At The Location Of The Lyric [24 PHOTOS]

Name checking specific locations in rap music is about as old a tradition as talking about bitches in rap music....

Mar 26, 2013WTF
Worst iPhone Robbery Attempt Ever [VIDEO]

Worst iPhone Robbery Attempt Ever [VIDEO]

Next time just punch a pedestrian in the back of the head like a normal iPhone thief....

Mar 22, 2013
See A Flying Dirt Bike Crash In First Person Perspective [VIDEO]

See A Flying Dirt Bike Crash In First Person Perspective [VIDEO]

There’s a lot of things I hope I never do: get married, have kids, screw up a dirt bike jump...

Mar 22, 2013Culture
The Art And Science Of Beer [VIDEO]

The Art And Science Of Beer [VIDEO]

UC Davis was the first university in the US to offer a major in brewing....

Mar 22, 2013Funny
Fake Fight Gets Real In A Hurry [VIDEO]

Fake Fight Gets Real In A Hurry [VIDEO]

Kids, this is why you should learn CGI effects. Choreographing fights can only get you hurt....

Mar 22, 2013
How To Build A Ball Pit In Your Living Room [VIDEO]

How To Build A Ball Pit In Your Living Room [VIDEO]

Jacuzzi in the dorm room? So over that....

Mar 21, 2013Culture
Does Her Number Matter? [HE SAID/SHE SAID]

Does Her Number Matter? [HE SAID/SHE SAID]

Depending on your own personality and sexual history, the concept of a girl’s number (how many people they’ve slept with)...

Mar 21, 2013Stuff
A Year Of Foursquare Check-Ins In New York City & Tokyo [VIDEO]

A Year Of Foursquare Check-Ins In New York City & Tokyo [VIDEO]

Does anyone use Foursquare? I guess some people do. Well, of course SOME people do because Foursquare was able to...

Mar 21, 2013WTF
Miley Cyrus Twerking In Unicorn Pajamas [VIDEO]

Miley Cyrus Twerking In Unicorn Pajamas [VIDEO]

Sure, art existed before the Internet, but WHAT WAS THE POINT?...

Mar 21, 2013WTF
‘KABOOYOW! Woman’ Is Your Latest Local News Internet Celebrity [VIDEO]

‘KABOOYOW! Woman’ Is Your Latest Local News Internet Celebrity [VIDEO]

Remember when the point of local news was to inform people by interviewing reputable eyewitnesses who could give an accurate...