Mike

Look Your Manliest In This 70s Hairy Chest Sweater
For those of you not ethnic enough to grow amazing chest hair and not rich enough to afford a gold chain with a dollar sign o…

Mike | April 5, 2013 3:10 pm 5604322013-04-05+19%3A10%3A05Mikehttp%3A%2F%2Fcoed.com%2F%3Fp%3D560432
Sly Fox Brewery Debuts ’360 Lid’: A Topless Beer Can That Drinks Like A Glass
You know that douchey friend you have that refuses to drink beer out of the can (or the bottle)? He always has to drink beer…

Mike | April 5, 2013 1:45 pm 5603742013-04-05+17%3A45%3A37Mikehttp%3A%2F%2Fcoed.com%2F%3Fp%3D560374
Cop Accepts Blow Job From Woman Before Arresting Her For Prostitution
As a police officer, you want to make sure you cross your “T’s” and dot your “I’s,R…

Mike | April 5, 2013 1:30 pm 5603362013-04-05+17%3A30%3A10Mikehttp%3A%2F%2Fcoed.com%2F%3Fp%3D560336
Ashtray Cake Is A Man’s Cake [PHOTO]
To preface: smoking is bad for you. Well, at least smoking cigarettes is bad for you. You shouldn’t smoke.
But the…

Mike | April 4, 2013 3:34 pm 5599152013-04-04+19%3A34%3A57Mike
If You’re Going To Attack A 56-Year-Old Woman, Make Sure You’re Not Wearing A Fraternity Sweatshirt With Your Pledge Name On It
If you’re a respectable member of society, no time is a good time to mug someone. But if you’re a scumbag who…

Mike | April 4, 2013 1:30 pm 559846 | 1 COMMENT2013-04-04+17%3A30%3A19Mike
Australian Couple Gets Four DUIs In One Day
DUI is not a crime you want to get charged with. And it’s even worse if you get a second one: usually the penalties in…

Mike | April 3, 2013 3:30 pm 5595932013-04-03+19%3A30%3A17Mike
Is Hallway Swimming The Next Big Internet Meme? No, It’s Not [VIDEO]
What’s the most important part of high school?
If you said “being cool,” you’re right.
Your…

Mike | April 3, 2013 1:30 pm 5595442013-04-03+17%3A30%3A56Mike
Bob Costas Quotes His Favorite Ludacris Lyric [VIDEO]
The rap game: if you want to get ahead in it, you can’t just keep running through the same old lines. You gotta find u…

Mike | April 3, 2013 12:52 pm 5595252013-04-03+16%3A52%3A13Mike
The Smartest Man Alive Is Here To Show Us How To Cook Scrambled Eggs Inside The Shell [VIDEO]
Cooking: only suckers do it. Real people feast at restaurants or on things you can eat right out of the package like Dorit…

Mike | April 2, 2013 5:50 pm 5593392013-04-02+21%3A50%3A05Mike
Video Proof The NBA Is Rigging Games For The Lakers [VIDEO]
It’s been a tough season if you’re a Lakers fan. And there are a lot of Lakers fans.
But it may be an even tough…

Mike | April 2, 2013 1:30 pm 5591882013-04-02+17%3A30%3A19Mike
The Ultimate Subway Saxophone Battle [VIDEO]
One time I was riding the New York subway and I saw a guy staring down the woman across from him while masturbating into a ha…

Mike | April 1, 2013 4:19 pm 5590002013-04-01+20%3A19%3A48Mike
The World’s Best Mustache Skills [VIDEO]
This guy gives the Ferrari of mustache rides.
via Clip Nation…

Mike | April 1, 2013 9:00 am 5587602013-04-01+13%3A00%3A17Mike
Reddit’s Guide To The Wu-Tang Clan: The Classic Albums
It’s 2013, which means it’s been 20 years since Wu-Tang Clan dropped their seminal first record Enter the…

Mike | March 29, 2013 4:50 pm 5585722013-03-29+20%3A50%3A55Mike
Guess What Words It Sounds Like When This Kid Says ‘Dump Truck’ [VIDEO]
Videos of kids saying words and having it sound like a curse are so prevalent on the web it’s essentially its own ge…

Mike | March 29, 2013 3:25 pm 5586202013-03-29+19%3A25%3A30Mike
Kung Fu Grandpa Gets His Nunchuck On In The Food Lion Parking Lot [VIDEO]
Playing with nunchucks can be dangerous — especially if you’re old and slowly losing your dexterity.
Bes…

Mike | March 29, 2013 2:45 pm 5585672013-03-29+18%3A45%3A56Mike
Not Appropriate: Crucifixion Corn Dogs Just In Time For Easter
Easter is one of the holiest days on the Christian calendar, which may make it seem odd that blogger Michael Procopio of t…

Mike | March 29, 2013 12:49 pm 5585502013-03-29+16%3A49%3A14Mike
Start Your Morning By Learning How To 3D Print Your Own Gun At Home [VIDEO]
VICE would like you to meet Cody R Wilson.
Who is Cody R Wilson? He’s the man who “has figured out how to prin…

Mike | March 29, 2013 9:00 am 5583352013-03-29+13%3A00%3A50Mike
Parents Complain After Teacher Uses The Word ‘Vagina’ In Class On Reproductive System
Sex ed is always a sensitive subject when taught in schools. Teachers want to make sure students handle the subject matu…

Mike | March 28, 2013 11:51 am 5579322013-03-28+15%3A51%3A33Mike
The Iron Shiek’s Crazy Drinking & Driving Story Gets The Animated Treatment [VIDEO]
No one expects a story from the former WWF’s The Iron Shiek to be normal. I doubt you’d expect a story from an…

Mike | March 28, 2013 9:00 am 5578082013-03-28+13%3A00%3A40Mike
Minor League Baseball Team To Debut Pee-Controlled Urinal Video Games
As if Minor League Baseball games weren’t exciting enough…! Just kidding, of course.
But honestly, ther…

Mike | March 27, 2013 4:35 pm 5577882013-03-27+20%3A35%3A00Mike
Ask Your Doctor About Tacos [PARODY VIDEO]
It’s not Falafel Tuesday. It’s not Egg Roll Tuesday. It’s Taco Tuesday. (At least at the bar near me…

Mike | March 27, 2013 2:32 pm 5577442013-03-27+18%3A32%3A22Mike
Cancel The Grammys, We Already Have A Winner For Every Award [MUSIC VIDEO]
I have no idea what I just watched, but it sure as f*** beats The Voice.
After some quick, unverified research on Reddit, i…

Mike | March 27, 2013 1:46 pm 5577312013-03-27+17%3A46%3A59Mike
Peep-Infused Vodka Is Perfect For Easter
If there’s one thing Easter always needs more of, it’s vodka. But you can’t just down a bottle of Smi…

Mike | March 27, 2013 1:11 pm 5577032013-03-27+17%3A11%3A50Mike
Pole Smashes Through Bus Windshield In China Nearly Killing Driver [VIDEO]
Hot on the heels of that Chinese sinkhole, more dramatic footage from China: a lamppost flying through the windshield o…

Mike | March 27, 2013 11:43 am 5576622013-03-27+15%3A43%3A02Mike