• The 7 Creepiest Products Found in an Everyday Drug Store

    The 7 Creepiest Products Found in an Everyday Drug Store

    We are all uniquely and individually disgusting. This was brought to my attention on a recent trip to the drug store, when I discovered, en route to the candy aisle from the shampoo aisle, that there are a lot of really disturbing products out there. So I decided to go back to see what else I could find. Turns out there was a lot of stuff to work with — mostly found on bottom shelves…

     | September 14, 2010 5:00 pm | 23 COMMENTS
  • How to Date Out of Your League

    How to Date Out of Your League

    The holy grail of dating is to actually find a girl who’s hot but is still willing to go out with you. And as you’ve already figured out, that’s really hard. But even if you’re not as attractive or as suave as that friend who has so much sex you want to punch him, even if you “have no game,” there are a few ways to tip the scales in your favor.

     | September 2, 2010 9:00 am | 59 COMMENTS
  • The 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1

    The 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1

    Tons of bad movies open at #1 -and mostly, everybody already knows they suck before they hit the theater. Sometimes, however, a movie everyone expects to be awesome opens at #1 that is really bad. Offensively bad. Beg-for-your-money-back, sign-of-the-impending-apocalypse bad. Here are the 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1.

     | September 17, 2009 1:37 pm | 96 COMMENTS
  • The 15 Most ‘Glorious’ World War 2 Movies

    The 15 Most ‘Glorious’ World War 2 Movies

    We’re really psyched about this weekend’s release of Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds, so we thought we’d take a look at some of the best cinematic World War II offerings of the past. In the effort to narrow down the list, we’re not counting Holocaust movies, nor are we counting TV movies — sorry, but watching Band of Brothers just would’ve taken way too long…

     | August 20, 2009 3:56 pm | 63 COMMENTS
  • The 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010

    The 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010

    Seth Rogen fatigue is setting in, so we left The Green Hornet off the list. Ditto to the inevitable Nightmare on Elm Street remake, even though it landed Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy Krueger. Remakes of Clash of the Titans and Death at a Funeral and the possible Ben Stiller/Tom Cruise comedy The Hardy Men might be good, but there were too many other interesting movies to pick from.

     | August 1, 2009 4:25 pm | 4 COMMENTS
  • 5 Action Sequences You Would Definitely F*ck Up

    5 Action Sequences You Would Definitely F*ck Up

    Ever watch an action scene in a movie and think to yourself, “that definitely wouldn’t work in real life”? Heck, ever see an action scene you think would work? See, action heroes aren’t just heroes, they’re gods. Plug yourself into any action movie situation, even the seemingly plausible ones, and it becomes obvious: even with the right training, you would hopelessly, hopelessly fail. Take these five common scenarios:

     | July 21, 2009 2:15 pm | 14 COMMENTS
  • The 8 People You’ll Meet In Your Hometown Bar This Summer

    The 8 People You’ll Meet In Your Hometown Bar This Summer

    Well, school’s over for the year.  You former freshman have moved back in with your parents and secured that summ…

     | June 12, 2009 1:42 pm | 23 COMMENTS
  • The 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010

    The 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010

    Seth Rogen fatigue is setting in, so we left The Green Hornet off the list. Ditto to the inevitable Nightmare on Elm Street remake, even though it landed Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy Krueger. Remakes of Clash of the Titans and Death at a Funeral and the possible Ben Stiller/Tom Cruise comedy The Hardy Men might be good, but there were too many other interesting movies to pick from.

     | June 9, 2009 3:00 pm | 215 COMMENTS
  • 6 Things That Suck About the New Star Trek Movie (SPOILER ALERT)

    6 Things That Suck About the New Star Trek Movie (SPOILER ALERT)

    You’re in for a treat this summer: Star Trek is poised to be a popular success on the level of Iron Man. It’s exciting, funny, and entertaining in ways that are accessible both to die-hard Trekkies and average movie lovers. Except for the parts where it sucks… (Spoiler Alert!)

     | May 7, 2009 6:53 pm | 37 COMMENTS
  • Network TV is Dead

    Network TV is Dead

    Network TV has been dying for years, but in the 2008-2009 which ends this coming month, it finally croaked. If some of you don’t care, well, no crap. Did you check out Better Off Ted the other night? Yeah, me either. It didn’t used to be like this — networks rolling out dozens of new shows each year only to cancel them four episodes into their runs…

     | April 29, 2009 3:15 pm | 5 COMMENTS
  • 5 Positive Side Effects of the Resurgence of Pirates

    5 Positive Side Effects of the Resurgence of Pirates

    Sure, the made-up swine flu pandemic may be the hottest item in 24-hour news these days. But if you ask us, killer viruses are still nothing compared to f**king pirates! With these 21st Century swashbucklers re-taking over the high seas, a whole new element has been added to life here on Earth.Here are 5 reasons having these lawless thieves around isn’t such a bad thing.

     | April 28, 2009 4:18 pm | 12 COMMENTS
  • Top 10 Summer Movies Guaranteed to Bomb

    Top 10 Summer Movies Guaranteed to Bomb

    By now, it’s easy to know what to expect from the summer movie season. There will be a few movies with big robots (Transformers 2, Terminator). There will be at least one superhero movie (Wolverine). At least one Judd Apatow movie (Funny People) and at least one Adam Sandler movie (Funny People, again)…

     | April 15, 2009 12:17 pm | 40 COMMENTS
  • What the Wolverine Leak Means for the Future of Piracy

    What the Wolverine Leak Means for the Future of Piracy

    Twentieth-Century Fox was the butt of a big prank this April Fool’s Day, when news broke that a copy of X-Men Origins: Wolverine was leaked onto the net. Movies get leaked habitually, sure, but the circumstances combined to make it feel like a first: It was a DVD-quality copy. Of a massive, big-budget superhero movie. Online a full month before the movie’s release.

     | April 12, 2009 1:30 pm | 76 COMMENTS
  • How to Avoid Responsibilities After Graduation

    How to Avoid Responsibilities After Graduation

    It’s the beginning of April, and that means many of you will be graduating from college shortly. Depending on how…

     | April 3, 2009 12:30 pm | 16 COMMENTS
  • 5 Things Fallout 3 Taught Me About Life

    5 Things Fallout 3 Taught Me About Life

    Bethesda Softworks’ Fallout 3 is a really remarkable video game for lots of reasons, but above all, it’s immersive — you can be anyone you want, look any way you want, get a job, eat meals, listen to the radio, read, and even buy a house. It came out late last year and I only recently emerged from playing it (and only then after my girlfriend switched off my power strip)…

     | April 2, 2009 11:30 am | 3 COMMENTS
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