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Oct 30, 2007Music
Britney Spears: Blackout Review

Britney Spears: Blackout Review

I’m an equal-opportunity reviewer. Top 40 pop is hardly my favorite kind of music, but gimme (gimme) a well-crafted album...

Oct 29, 2007Music
COED Music Video: !!! “Yadnus”

COED Music Video: !!! “Yadnus”

!!! !!! (I just said Chk-Chk-Chk!!!) “Yadnus” is off !!!’s album Myth Takes (2007)....

Oct 29, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Cask Beer is Back on the Rise

The Daily Shocker: Cask Beer is Back on the Rise

All hail old-timey traditions that include things like…beer! I’ve been trying for over 24 hours to enter this site. Now...

Oct 29, 2007Entertainment
Brew Review: Yuengling Traditional Lager

Brew Review: Yuengling Traditional Lager

Yuengling, the yeast from the east. Not many west-coasters have experienced the cheap-yet-digestible taste that America’s Oldest Brewery provides. Similar...

Oct 29, 2007Entertainment
Costume Psychology: What Your Halloween Outfit Says About You

Costume Psychology: What Your Halloween Outfit Says About You

Is Halloween a time to dress up goofy and scary or scandalous and slutty? COED breaks down the male species...

Oct 29, 2007Style + Grooming
Masturbate Often? Try the Rubbot on for Size…and Eternal Embarrassment

Masturbate Often? Try the Rubbot on for Size…and Eternal Embarrassment

You know what’s so weird, yet so understandable? If a women gets caught masturbating with some wacky device most guys...

Oct 27, 2007Music
Lightning Bolt + Muppets = Muppet Bolt

Lightning Bolt + Muppets = Muppet Bolt

This is what happens when noise-rock duo Lightning Bolt (one of the best bands recording today) meets the Muppet collective:...

Oct 27, 2007Entertainment
G-G-G-G-G-G-Ghosts!

G-G-G-G-G-G-Ghosts!

To celebrate the fine tradition of Halloween we here at COED have compiled the best sites for ghost stories and...

Oct 26, 2007Entertainment
Louis CK Animation Short

Louis CK Animation Short

Comedian Louis CK explores the boundless world of animation:...

Oct 26, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Spider-Man Pumpkin Bombs

The Daily Shocker: Spider-Man Pumpkin Bombs

Spider-Man pumpkin bombs, made famous by the Green Goblin, are for sale. Is it just me or do the pumpkin...

Oct 26, 2007Entertainment
Brew Review: Red Stripe

Brew Review: Red Stripe

All of this Halloween talk and fall weather had me reaching for one beer last night: Red Stripe. A summer-styled...

Oct 26, 2007Movies
Movies to Watch this Hallo-weekend

Movies to Watch this Hallo-weekend

With Halloween coming up, it’s prime-time to watch a horror movie – but where? Are any movies worth watching in...

Oct 25, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Sam Adams Mad at Sam Adams

The Daily Shocker: Sam Adams Mad at Sam Adams

Sam Adams (Boston, brewer) is angry at Sam Adams (Portland, candidate for Mayor) for using his/its/their likeness…in name. Zac Efron...

Oct 25, 2007Style + Grooming
Brew Review: Natural Ice

Brew Review: Natural Ice

I enjoy Budweiser as much as the other guy, but Natural Ice should wipe it out of existence. Why go...

Oct 25, 2007News
Wonderbras Are Wonderful Sometimes

Wonderbras Are Wonderful Sometimes

I’m all about the truth – truth in relationships, truth in politics, truth in what a girl is hiding underneath...

Oct 25, 2007Movies
New “I Am Legend” Trailer Unveiled

New “I Am Legend” Trailer Unveiled

Another year, another Will-Smith-saves-the-world movie. I Am Legend had been garnering only decent buzz – until this new trailer surfaced...

Oct 24, 2007News
Farrelly Brothers to Direct “Three Stooges” Movie?

Farrelly Brothers to Direct “Three Stooges” Movie?

If the Farrelly brothers get their way, a Three Stooges movie will be nyuk-nyuking into theaters soon. Reported to consist...

Oct 24, 2007Style + Grooming
Brew Review: Becks Oktoberfest

Brew Review: Becks Oktoberfest

Is Oktoberfest over? Did it start yet? To me it doesn’t matter – Oktoberfest is whenever I crack open a...

Oct 24, 2007News
Led Zeppelin’s Catalog on iTunes – Is It Worth Purchasing?

Led Zeppelin’s Catalog on iTunes – Is It Worth Purchasing?

Old fogies and teenage victims of classic rock epiphanies have reason to celebrate, as Led Zeppelin’s catalog will be on...

Oct 23, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Tom Hanks is Lost in MySpace

The Daily Shocker: Tom Hanks is Lost in MySpace

Tom Hanks, 51, has a real down-to-earth, normal MySpace page, complete with tell-all blogs and video. And get this: he...

Oct 23, 2007Entertainment
James Lipton, American Pimp in France

James Lipton, American Pimp in France

I have always stood up for the misunderstood James Lipton, host and creator of Inside the Actor’s Studio. This guy...

Oct 22, 2007Entertainment
Top Ten Trashiest Celebrities

Top Ten Trashiest Celebrities

Money can buy everything – except class. As many high-powered, million-dollar celebs have proven, you can’t take the trash out...

Oct 22, 2007Style + Grooming
Air Out Your Dorm, You Slob!

Air Out Your Dorm, You Slob!

Ah, to be independent from your parents and siblings – it’s freedom that most college students aren’t ready for, believe...

Oct 21, 2007Music
COED Music Video: Kenna “Say Goodbye to Love”

COED Music Video: Kenna “Say Goodbye to Love”

After years of incompetent singer/dancer nobodies clamming up R&B comes Kenna, protege of Pharrell Williams (Neptunes, N.E.R.D. and Star Trak...

Oct 19, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Kamikaze Squirrel Destroys Car!

The Daily Shocker: Kamikaze Squirrel Destroys Car!

Story of the year thus far: a squirrel in suburban New Jersey gnaws on an electric wire, bursts into flames,...

Oct 19, 2007Style + Grooming
Super Cool Trend Alert: Braille Tattoos

Super Cool Trend Alert: Braille Tattoos

If a blind person has a more acute sense of touching, then why not cater to their attribute by giving...

Oct 18, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: R.I.P. Rat Pack

The Daily Shocker: R.I.P. Rat Pack

Joey Bishop, the last living member of the Rat Pack, died today at 89. Don’t worry, Joey – heaven will...

Oct 18, 2007Style + Grooming
Super Cool Trend Alert: Modding Your Bike

Super Cool Trend Alert: Modding Your Bike

I’ll cut to the quick: bicycles are pretty cool, but super-duper modded bikes with track lighting, superfluous attachments, wings, pulleys...

Oct 18, 2007Entertainment
Top (Outdoor) Activities to Do While Stoned

Top (Outdoor) Activities to Do While Stoned

Nothing is greater than rolling up a primo joint and smoking it with friends – but what next? What do...

Oct 18, 2007Entertainment
Amateur Entrepreneurs: The Worst Thing Ever

Amateur Entrepreneurs: The Worst Thing Ever

Back in Ye Olde Tinseltown days, most top-earning stars were stellar actors, singers and dancers, with none of the skills...

Oct 18, 2007Entertainment
Tribute to the “Wilhelm Scream”

Tribute to the “Wilhelm Scream”

Have you ever wondered if Hollywood studios reuse the same scream effect over and over again? If you have, it’s...

Oct 17, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: World War III

The Daily Shocker: World War III

President George W. Bush, in a last-minute attempt to drum up some sort of approval, states that if Iran goes...

Oct 17, 2007Entertainment
COED Presents: The Best Pop-Culture Costumes for Halloween 2007

COED Presents: The Best Pop-Culture Costumes for Halloween 2007

We here at COED already went over costumes on the cheap; this time around we jump into the best pop-culture...

Oct 17, 2007Movies
Jessica Alba (and Ass) Star in “The Eye”

Jessica Alba (and Ass) Star in “The Eye”

The ass-tastic Jessica Alba plays a vision-impaired violinist in The Eye who gets her vision back via a cornea transplant…only...

Oct 16, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Pope John Paul II is on Fire

The Daily Shocker: Pope John Paul II is on Fire

Don’t shoot the messenger! I’m not the one calling the deceased Pope John Paul II a flamer – the Vatican...

Oct 16, 2007News
Her Depot: Home Depot for the Ladies

Her Depot: Home Depot for the Ladies

Hey ladiiiiiiiies! Aren’t you sick of your man going to Home Depot every weekend (word!) to buy more big-steel-things with...

Oct 16, 2007News
18 Ways to Tell if Your Girlfriend is a Lesbian

18 Ways to Tell if Your Girlfriend is a Lesbian

Everybody has that friend who had a girlfriend that turned out to be a lesbian. Once the “breaking news” is...

Oct 16, 2007News
Pirate Attacks Up 14% Worldwide

Pirate Attacks Up 14% Worldwide

Modern-day pirates at large in Somalia and Nigeria. I didn’t know pirates really still existed; my dreams have come true!...

Oct 15, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Being Fat Saves Lives

The Daily Shocker: Being Fat Saves Lives

A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his...

Oct 13, 2007Entertainment
80s Burger Rap

80s Burger Rap

This gem of a training video for cooking burgers was unearthed only recently on YouTube. If you have the urge...

Oct 12, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Way to Go, Jena Six

The Daily Shocker: Way to Go, Jena Six

Way to go, Jena Six: your copycats are even more ignorant than you racist pricks. (WCBSTV) Way to go, Jena...

Oct 12, 2007Entertainment
The 11 Hottest Women on Fall TV

The 11 Hottest Women on Fall TV

The Fall TV season is off and running and like every new season, there are a few gems and a...

Oct 12, 2007Music
R.I.P. Lou Reed’s Post-VU Credibility

R.I.P. Lou Reed’s Post-VU Credibility

Velvet Underground is one of the – if not the – most crucial band of the late 60s and early...

Oct 12, 2007News
Al Gore is Given the Nobel Peace Prize

Al Gore is Given the Nobel Peace Prize

Al “Super Cereal” Gore is given the Nobel Peace Prize. Good for him! (Nobelprize.org) Modern moms are lazier than moms...

Oct 11, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Ass-Kickin’ Moustache Man

The Daily Shocker: Ass-Kickin’ Moustache Man

After a man with a sweet ‘stache got heckled by a bunch of young teens he proceeded to kick one...

Oct 11, 2007News
Kids Pole-Dancing: Hot or Not?

Kids Pole-Dancing: Hot or Not?

In a world where strippers make more money than most political figures, is it wrong to teach the youth of...

Oct 11, 2007
Ripe TV – Yoga 4 Dudes

Ripe TV – Yoga 4 Dudes

You’re a dude, right? You like stuff that’s made for dudes like you right? You’re gonna love this all new...

Oct 10, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Drug Driving

The Daily Shocker: Drug Driving

Over 80% of New Zealanders around the age of 25 have admitted to driving under the influence of marijuana. The...

Oct 10, 2007Music
Radiohead’s “In Rainbows”: Track-by-Track

Radiohead’s “In Rainbows”: Track-by-Track

When the clock struck 12:00 this morning Radiohead fans clamored to their website and downloaded their new album In Rainbows...

Oct 10, 2007News
Wanna Smell Like a Man’s Junk?

Wanna Smell Like a Man’s Junk?

The crotch wars have officially begun… First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted...

Oct 9, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: $1 Million Dollar Billz, Y’all!

The Daily Shocker: $1 Million Dollar Billz, Y’all!

Pittsburgh moron first tries to cash in a $1 million dollar bill at a local shop, then proceeds to reach...

Oct 9, 2007Entertainment
Rock of Love: Undone and Examined

Rock of Love: Undone and Examined

Oh, reality shows: the bane of our existence and our favorite guilty pleasure. ‘Tis a paradox. When word first came...

Oct 9, 2007Sports
Indians Eliminate Yankees – Torre to Step Down?

Indians Eliminate Yankees – Torre to Step Down?

After a topsy-turvy season, the New York Yankees have been eliminated from the playoffs by the Cleveland Indians. Historically, outside...

Oct 7, 2007
COED Music Video: Battles “Tonto”

COED Music Video: Battles “Tonto”

Battles, one of this year’s greatest new bands, have a video to match their genius. Do yourself a favor: stop...

Oct 5, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: You are NOT the Father…and You Are NOT the Mother!

The Daily Shocker: You are NOT the Father…and You Are NOT the Mother!

This couple (sadly) outdid Maury Povich with a little help from their friends. (Sky News) Florida mom waves gun at...

Oct 5, 2007Movies
The Heartbreak Kid: a Gross Miscalculation

The Heartbreak Kid: a Gross Miscalculation

Ben Stiller is looking old these days. He looks and acts like he could be Jason Biggs‘ dad. Even before...

Oct 5, 2007Music
Britney Spears’ “Gimme More” Music Video Unveiled!

Britney Spears’ “Gimme More” Music Video Unveiled!

Is it just me or does this video look…uh…very low-budget? And what’s with the awkward stripper pole dance? Notice how...

Oct 4, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Latin-Americans Love Life

The Daily Shocker: Latin-Americans Love Life

Statistics show that most Latin-American countries rank highest in a worldwide poll for “personal satisfaction.” Hot weather, nachos, Corona and...

Oct 4, 2007News
Martha Stewart Needs to Smoke Some Weed

Martha Stewart Needs to Smoke Some Weed

What’s in the pot, Martha – pot? Clearly not. When comedienne/everywoman Amy Sedaris appeared on Martha Stewart recently to cook...

Oct 4, 2007Culture
George Clooney is a True “Liberator”

George Clooney is a True “Liberator”

Seeing George Clooney trot out of his estate clutching the “Liberator” sex ramp got me thinking: why use the Liberator?...

Oct 4, 2007News
Don’t Yell at Your TV – You May Get Arrested

Don’t Yell at Your TV – You May Get Arrested

Guy gets a criminal record for yelling obscene remarks at his television. (The Sun) Custom officers find a bunch of...

Oct 3, 2007Funny
Video Trifecta: South Park

Video Trifecta: South Park

South Park will be airing all-new episodes this month starting tonight. The latest episode of the show has Cartman coping...

Oct 3, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Classy Strip Joints

The Daily Shocker: Classy Strip Joints

Rachel’s Gentleman’s Club in Florida gives away complimentary flu-shots and free lunch to the elderly. No word on worthwhile benefits...

Oct 3, 2007Entertainment
Sarah Silverman’s Thoughts

Sarah Silverman’s Thoughts

Sarah Silverman redefines the term “outspoken.” While the katana-tongued comedienne has as many haters as she does lovers, one thing...

Oct 3, 2007Culture
Virgin Cream = Virgin Scheme?

Virgin Cream = Virgin Scheme?

I’m down for poonany preservation, but this is something else. Virgin Cream, a $60 cream that acts as a vajajay...

Oct 2, 2007Culture
Is Hot Tub Sex Bad For You?

Is Hot Tub Sex Bad For You?

The hot tub: thought by many to be the ultimate in places to have sex. It’s comfortable, relaxing, heated –...

Oct 2, 2007News
Rockies Edge Out Padres for the NL Wild Card

Rockies Edge Out Padres for the NL Wild Card

After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo) Schools the world...

Oct 1, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Players Gonna Play, Ballers Gonna Ball

The Daily Shocker: Players Gonna Play, Ballers Gonna Ball

Ladies be warned: you can’t change a player’s game in the 9th inning. (NY Post) When violators of driving laws...

Oct 1, 2007News
Blade Runner: The Final Cut

Blade Runner: The Final Cut

If George Lucas and Steven Spielberg can update and tweak their past masterworks (to varying degrees), it’s fair to give...

Oct 1, 2007News
Radiohead’s New Album to be Released in 10 Days…For Free!

Radiohead’s New Album to be Released in 10 Days…For Free!

When news about Radiohead’s new album went cold for a few months, people expected a big announcement from the camp...

Oct 1, 2007News
SNL Digital Short: Iran So Far

SNL Digital Short: Iran So Far

Andy Samberg and Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad together at last, in this SNL Digital Short with Adam Levine (Maroon 5)....