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Dec 23, 2010
How To Cuddle Correctly

How To Cuddle Correctly

Even the most macho male can admit that cuddling in bed is pretty rad - unless your arm gets trapped underneath a pile of pillows, losing all blood circulation while your girl sleeps easy. I never thought somebody would have the brains or patience to solve this problem of all problems, but I was wrong: here is a list of superior snuggling tips.

Dec 23, 2010Culture
Brew Review: Samuel Adams Winter Lager

Brew Review: Samuel Adams Winter Lager

When I'm holed up indoors during the winter months I find myself appreciating the taste of beer far more than any other season. Mark it up to cabin fever if you want, but my taste buds pucker up in cold weather. Samuel Adams Winter Lager, one of the brewing company's many great season-specific beers, doesn't disappoint in my constant need for a well-bodied, alcoholic beverage in cool weather.

Dec 23, 2010Style + Grooming
Winter is Here! It’s Time to Style That Facial Hair

Winter is Here! It’s Time to Style That Facial Hair

This winter, forget the clean-shaven look of summer and sport the facial hair. Varying this aspect of your image during cold weather gives you several opportunities to mix things up. You’ll enjoy finding new cost-effective ways to reinvent yourself. Even better, you’ll find the ladies loving the new you.

Aug 21, 2010Entertainment
Brew Review: Stella Artois

Brew Review: Stella Artois

On the rare instance I make it to Happy Hour, my choice of beer is usually one that can take the edge off without being too expensive (and complex) or too cheap (and cheap-tasting). I'd say eight times out of ten, Stella Artois does the job. The pride of Belgium pours a light golden color with plenty of frothy head and bubbles; a grassy, citrus scent gives way to a smell of slightly skunked beer, which isn't very attractive to say the least. Still, its distinct stink is similar to almost every Euro Pale Lager I've encountered, so methinks its hereditary...

Dec 21, 2008Music
“Riverbottom Nightmare Band” is the Greatest Christmas Song of All Time

“Riverbottom Nightmare Band” is the Greatest Christmas Song of All Time

It’s indisputable: “Riverbottom Nightmare Band” is not only the greatest Christmas song of all time, but the greatest song of...

Aug 9, 2008Culture
COED Vault: The World Sexual Relationship Database

COED Vault: The World Sexual Relationship Database

As far as W.H.O.M. (World Health Optimization Management) is concerned, it’s a great idea to publish the sexual history of...

Apr 21, 2008Sports
The Big Hurt Told to Beat-it!

The Big Hurt Told to Beat-it!

The Toronto Blue Jays released slumping designated hitter Frank Thomas Sunday, cutting the 19-year veteran loose one day after he...

Apr 18, 2008Entertainment
Roof Jump Goes Horribly Bad

Roof Jump Goes Horribly Bad

This guy attempts to body slam his buddy from his roof but misses the landing and bounces off the ground...

Apr 17, 2008News
Today is National High Five Day

Today is National High Five Day

If you’re up to snuff on your odd holidays, you should be aware that every third Thursday of April is...

Apr 16, 2008Movies
“The Babysitters” Movie Trailer

“The Babysitters” Movie Trailer

The Babysitters is a 2007 independent film directed by David Ross. It stars John Leguizamo, Cynthia Nixon and Katherine Watterson....

Apr 15, 2008Music
Scarlett Johansson’s First Available Track: “Anywhere I Lay My Head”

Scarlett Johansson’s First Available Track: “Anywhere I Lay My Head”

The fine folks at Stereogum have linked up to Scarlett Johannson’s first song off her upcoming album of Tom Waits’...

Apr 15, 2008Entertainment
“The Mclovin’ Fund” with Kristen Bell and Christopher Mintz-Plasse

“The Mclovin’ Fund” with Kristen Bell and Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Another PSA from Judd Apatow with Forgetting Sarah Marshall‘s Kristen Bell and Superbad‘s Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Made for the “Night of...

Apr 14, 2008Sports
Reversing the Curse: Red Sox Jersey Excavated From Yankee Stadium

Reversing the Curse: Red Sox Jersey Excavated From Yankee Stadium

In one of the funnier stories in sports, a construction worker/Yankee hater/Red Sox lover working on the Yankees new stadium...

Apr 12, 2008Sports
Kobe Bryant Jumps an Aston Martin

Kobe Bryant Jumps an Aston Martin

Real or fake, either way it’s rad:...

Apr 11, 2008Music
Wilford Brimley Diabeetus Remix

Wilford Brimley Diabeetus Remix

Do you have Diabeetus? Die die die die diabeetus? Props to GorillaMask for finding this!...

Apr 11, 2008Entertainment
Celebrity MILF Island

Celebrity MILF Island

Last night’s episode of 30 Rock revolved around a faux reality show called MILF Island. Needless to say it was...

Apr 10, 2008News
Get Stoned with Tom Cruise…Purple

Get Stoned with Tom Cruise…Purple

Hey kids…wanna get high? I have every strain of marijuana you could ever ask for — Hawaiian Kush, Northern Lights,...

Apr 9, 2008Entertainment
Sickest Beer Pong Skills Ever

Sickest Beer Pong Skills Ever

Dude needs to be featured on every late night talk show at the very least, and become the international representative...

Apr 9, 2008Entertainment
Hot Blonde Gets Rid of One Night Stand

Hot Blonde Gets Rid of One Night Stand

A seriously hot blonde demonstrates a very simple way to get rid of a guy from the night before. Hot...

Apr 8, 2008Music
The Roots’ Collabo With Fall Out Boy Falls Apart

The Roots’ Collabo With Fall Out Boy Falls Apart

“Birthday Girl,” a song recorded by The Roots with Fall Out Boy’s Patrick Stump on vocals, has been taken off...

Apr 8, 2008News
“Short Circuit” Remake In the Works

“Short Circuit” Remake In the Works

Number Five – Johnny Five, to be exact – is alive. The news of a Short Circuit remake has been...

Apr 8, 2008Sports
100 MPH Line Drive Off Head

100 MPH Line Drive Off Head

Notre Dame baseball pitcher Wade Korpi takes a line drive off the head. The radar gun picked it up off...

Apr 7, 2008Stuff
Wii Are Getting Bored: Nintendo Sales Up, Quality Releases Down

Wii Are Getting Bored: Nintendo Sales Up, Quality Releases Down

It’s the moment I feared: Nintendo Wii, like the GameCube before it – and the Nintendo 64 before that! –...

Apr 7, 2008Cheerleaders
COED Presents: Cheerleaders of the 2008 NCAA Basketball Tournament Championship Game

COED Presents: Cheerleaders of the 2008 NCAA Basketball Tournament Championship Game

Sure if the sexiness of a team’s cheerleaders guaranteed championships then the UCLA basketball team wouldn’t have been knocked off...

Apr 7, 2008News
Lollapalooza 2008 Lineup Announced

Lollapalooza 2008 Lineup Announced

Lollapalooza’s lineup has been officially announced! As expected, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Kanye West and Nine Inch ...

Apr 4, 2008Music
Five “Emo” Albums That You Shouldn’t Be Ashamed of Loving and Owning

Five “Emo” Albums That You Shouldn’t Be Ashamed of Loving and Owning

Even with the lack of creative input in pop and the questionable ethics of gangsta rap, “emo” is the dirtiest...

Apr 2, 2008Entertainment
Hillary’s F*cking Obama!

Hillary’s F*cking Obama!

Great remix of the Sara Silverman / Ben Affleck song, Hillary is F*cking Obama!...

Apr 1, 2008Entertainment
Men in Scandinavia Love to Show Off Their Mustang Skinline Jeans

Men in Scandinavia Love to Show Off Their Mustang Skinline Jeans

I hate the Internet so hard sometimes. Why are Scandinavian dudes uploading videos of themselves wearing Mustang Skinline Jeans, the...

Apr 1, 2008
Coming Soon: Super Pii Pii Brothers?!

Coming Soon: Super Pii Pii Brothers?!

Either this is a very well-conceived prank just in time for April Fools, or the most outta control video game...

Mar 31, 2008Stuff
“Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds” is a Great Way to Waste a Sunday

“Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds” is a Great Way to Waste a Sunday

The Hot Shots Golf franchise keeps it real – real casual and goofy, that is. Often imitated and never duplicated...

Mar 30, 2008Stuff
Audio Historians Discover First Tune Ever Recorded, Dating Back to 1860

Audio Historians Discover First Tune Ever Recorded, Dating Back to 1860

One of the most legit news stories this month has been all but ignored by most media sources, or at...

Mar 30, 2008News
Dita Von Teese’s Lesbian Porn Past Revealed

Dita Von Teese’s Lesbian Porn Past Revealed

Pictures and video have surfaced online of burlesque babe (and current Wonderbra spokeswoman) Dita Von Teese starring in lesbian porn...

Mar 29, 2008Entertainment
Paris Hilton Should Never Belly Dance

Paris Hilton Should Never Belly Dance

It’s a love/hate thing with Paris Hilton. Most days you’re annoyed by her vapid personality and shameless self promoting. But...

Mar 28, 2008News
Don’t Cry For Me, Tijuana: Emo Wars in Mexico

Don’t Cry For Me, Tijuana: Emo Wars in Mexico

If there’s one thing worse than misguided emo kids whining about the world, it’s ‘punk’ kids getting all aggro on...

Mar 26, 2008News
Dr. Pepper to Axl Rose: Give Us “Democracy” and We Will Give Soda to All

Dr. Pepper to Axl Rose: Give Us “Democracy” and We Will Give Soda to All

In one of the most savvy marketing plans ever hatched, Dr. Pepper has promised a free can of soda to...