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6 Athletes Who Deserve Their Own Biopic
There have been reports Mark Wahlberg has stated he wants to turn “The Fighter” into a trilogy. Is this the next Rocky franchise? Most likely not, since this one’s based on actual events, but one wonders if Mickey Ward’s story warrants three feature length films? Prior to The Fighter’s release, his name rang few bells, but judging by its critical and box office success, one has to take a look around at other sports figures to see who’s ripe for the Hollywood treatment. In April 2009, Bleacher Report published their list of athletes who deserve celluloid dedications, now we have our list. See our selections after the jump!
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NFL Midseason Report Card
I always hated report cards. Nine times out of ten, it resulted in my television privileges going away for a few weeks. But not this time, folks. I’M handing out the grades this time and guess who the pupils are: the teams of the National Football League. It’s time to see how these guys are doing as they work toward the playoffs and a spot in Super Bowl 44. So here’s how I see it. Consider this my audition piece for John Clayton’s job at ESPN. You’re not living forever, old man.
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“The Goonies” 25 Years Later: Where Are They Now?
What do you get when you mix a group of outcasts, a rainy day, a curiously hidden treasure map and a deformed kind of sort of Cyclops in the body of a linebacker named Sloth? If you guessed rush weekend at Delta Iota Kappa, you’re half right. You get the quintessential 80′s movie that doesn’t have John Hughes genius finger prints on it: The Goonies. And if something today made you sit up and say, “Man, I feel old” brace yourself. Because “The Goonies” is celebrating its silver anniversary this year.
In honor of the 25th anniversary of this immaculate piece of 80′s cinema, I’m going to catch up with (internet stalk) the Goondock Saints (please let me have coined that phrase) and see what they’re up to now. -
11 Memorable MLB Playoff Walk-off’s
If you watch ESPN round the clock like I do, you’ll know that walk off hit happen more frequently than a Lindsay Lohan probation violation. There’s at least 5-6 a night and they all end with a mosh-pit at home plate (unless you’re the Anaheim Angels) that screams “act like you’ve been there before.” But all bets are off in the playoff’s. You’re one out away from a fall full of golf. So…playoff walkoff’s….here’s eleven good ones.
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30 Fun Ways To Tell Someone You F***ed
There’s about a million ways to say you had sex with a chick but in the interest of time, we’ve narrowed it down to the following top euphemisms.
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It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Season 6 Premieres Tonight!
Ever sit around with your friends at a bar and think your racist / misogynistic / politically incorrect banter would make for good television? Well, while you’re trying to decipher the TV show ideas you wrote on the napkin you left in your now laundered jeans, you can live vicariously through the crew of the hilarious show “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”. The sixth season is set to premiere tonight (9/16) on FX and since each fan likes to peg a member of their own crew as someone in the Paddy’s Crew (face it, we all have a useless chick), let’s look at best and, for lack of a better term, brightest moments from each character. Let’s ride, bitches!
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5 Reasons We Think Hasselhoff is the Greatest Man Alive
If there was a gun to my head, I’d say the Hoff is right up there with some of the greatest men int he history of the world. He has significantly changed the way in which we live our everyday lives. And since he got ripped a new pooper on his Comedy Central Roast, let me show you just why the Hoff has made life so awesome.
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5 Signs That Tonight’s Date Will Lead To Sex
Dating. It means different things to different people. There’s traditional type dating (or courting as my 82 year-old grandmother calls it) and then there’s the more modern version of it — maybe a couple of dinners but mostly hanging at a bar/someone’s house until the good stuff happens. But no matter what school of thought you belong to in terms of dating, the signs that things are going good/bad remain constant. You don’t need to be an expert to figure them out. You just need to have two eyes and second grade common sense. Here’s a refresher course.
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5 Ways to Tell You’re Not Even Remotely Funny
A wise man once said that there’s “funny ha-ha” and “funny uh-oh”. Well what about “funny no-no”? Translation: what if you’re about as funny as AIDS? Or AIDS on the day that you’re supposed to get your appendix taken out. I know that’s probably not at all possible but you get where I’m headed with this. Some (like myself) have made humor a gender issue but that’s just not the case. The fact is that comedy has been so saturated that sometimes we mistake dumb for funny.
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The 8 Places You Lost Your V-Card (and What It Says About You)
When it pertains to losing that precious V-card (which ranks closely behind your ATM, SSN, Driver’s license, and Sam’s Card) two question’s always come up: who was it and how old were you. If your girl had a weird name, questionable hygiene, or was just flat out sketchy, she’ll be blamed for all your sexual issues for the rest of your life.
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Remembering Megan Fox Boycott Day
Main drawback of blogging: over-saturation. Exhibit’s A, 2, and D would be an internet wide boycott of A-list dime piece Megan Fox. A batch of male-oriented websites decided that August 4, 2009 would get its Pearl Harbor on and live in infamy as “Megan Fox Boycott Day”. The intent was good–as fine as she is, Megan seems to get entirely too much ink at times. So on the surface, the boycott was warranted.
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The Geeky (and Proven) Method to Picking Up Chicks
Everything in the world can technically be explained by science . Even something as simple as trying to pick up a good looking broad. Now I’m no fan of math but even I could understand this simple numbers game . The more they drink, the better you look. Inebriation + dedication can equal fornication. Eight drinks is the magic number for most men to be able to woo ladies so that things like this look really cool.
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The 10 Best Bros on Television
The bro movement. For better or worse (WORSE), it’s here to stay. I mean when something as ridiculous as bros icing bros has become a trend among grown men, you have to fear for our young people. That’s why television is a great escape. Because if you think real life bro’s are humorous, broadcast bro’s are even better. They’re colorful, they’re exaggerated, and they almost always have some kind of redeeming qualities. This bro bundle has all of that IN SPADES.
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Ranking the 286 “Greenest” Colleges
Do you hug trees? Pick up litter on campus? Drive a hybrid bike? Well good for you. College campus’ tend to lean on the liberal side anyway so it seems like ranking something Green Colleges seems pretty redundant. Still as douchey as you might feel, helping out the planet does have its advantages.
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Harrison Ford Facial Generator
Harrison Ford is a Hollywood institution. He played Indiana Jones, banged Princess Leia, and spoke wookie. He’s a credit to men everywhere. And part of his badassery is the fact that he can pretty much bitch slap you with his focused, steely glare. Not only did that testicle tearing stare scare the bad guys, but it might have scared success away from his co-stars.
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7 Ways To Tell If Your Friend Is On Steroids
Young adulthood is a time for experimentation. Careers, relationships, and state altering substances are just some of the things that are fair game. Now while I preach hugs over drugs ten times out of ten, I will say that something like steroids can be helpful for the terminally ill, injury prone, or those who suffer from a lifetime’s supply of gangling awkwardness.
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Mr. Marisa Miller, Griffin Guess: King of All Douchebags (PICS)
It’s one thing to douche outrageously. But when you do it married to the consensus sexiest woman alive, you need fall on a sword or go play in traffic. So, needless to say, you’re on alert, Griffin Guess, better known as Mr. Marissa Miller. Then again, it’s completely natural to hate on a guy when your wife looks like this.
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Top Things To Say During Sex
For all the talk about duration, position, and size, one of the often overlooked facets of fornication is verbal communication. More specifically DURING sex. Because nothing kills the mood quicker than saying something so bizzare that you wonder if people should actually take a U.S. citizenship-type test before engaging in relations. It’s one thing to know what you’re doing anatomically, but the verbal game needs to be on lock as well. In other words, be tactful for crying out loud.
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Extreme Examples of Projectile Vomiting
Like death, puberty, and blue balls, vomiting is a part of life. It happens to everyone. Celebrities, exhausted weight lifters, and unassuming lemonade chugging enthusiasts have all done it. Really letting it fly is almost like a badge of honor — like your own man-made Niagara Falls. Projectile can be prompted by anything ranging from boozing to raw fish. Thankfully, we have these things called camera phones and blogs to honor and recognize these achievements. And if you can add injury to insult, well that’s just a plus.
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Saturday is National Tequila Day!
Leave it to America to declare a national holiday for something that originated in Mexico. And why wouldn’t we? Especially when it brings so much joy and bridge generational gaps. Like any strange creature from a strange land, tequila can teach you something new and emphasize the importance of variety .
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How to Unclog your Toilet (Without A Plunger)
Going to the bathroom in your suburban home town was probably a completely stress free event. Like you probably never walked in and saw someone passed out on the toilet. And you probably never saw these 36 things that you people can actually do in a public toilet. A
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Kenny Powers is In and You’re F**king Out!
Mullet enthusiasts, undercover John Rocker fans, and soldiers of political correctness: REJOICE. Kenny Powers and his titanium testicles are coming to a small screen near you REAL SOON. Season 2 of HBO’s funniest show, Eastbound and Down, is reportedly set to premiere on September 26, meaning we all need to get ready for little drops of heaven in a form close to this.
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13 Craptastic Cover Songs
That’s right. Television isn’t the only medium that can produce spin-offs for their own financial gain. So can writers! You all may remember the recent post about cover songs being more popular than the original. This time we’re covering thirteen cover songs so bad that if given the choice between listening to it or spending an evening with Ann Coulter, you would really be between a rock and a hard place. So if you think Soulja Boi is insufferable (I for one do), then check out these tunes.
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What Your Favorite Things Say About You
Meeting new people is all about judging them. Whether it’s his bathing suit, his grown-up beverage choice, his pooch, or even his ride, nothing is more fun than learning everything about a person from a few random details. Want to make the game more fun? Sit in a coffee shop rife with douche’s stache, wait for him to take a bathroom break, and then rifle through his too cool for school iPhone. Feel free to go through his web history or his e-mail account to crack the case.
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