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Nov 26, 2013

Pre-K Teacher In Trouble For Sending Parents Notes About How Bad Their Kids Smell

Now this right here is your classic case of a two way street. Nobody likes smelly kids. Even the parents...

Nov 26, 2013

New Viral Campaign For ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Links To JFK Assassination [TRAILER]

History and comic book nerds alike, rejoice! Nothing like taking a fictional story about mutants and fixating it into real...

Nov 26, 2013

Prime Example To Why Drunken Footracing On The Street Is An Awful Idea [VIDEO]

Doing physical activities like this on the street should not be done if you haven’t participated in any sort of...

Nov 25, 2013

NOT MORE MARIJUANA MIRACLES: Pot May Be Giving You Man Boobs

Well, can’t win them all I guess. We’ve reported on marijuana doing such great things for society as saving children’s...

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Nov 25, 2013

Man With World’s Largest Balls Filmed Hugging A Shark [VIDEO]

Figurative balls. I think. This “holidaymaker”, as the YouTube description calls him, took the dive off the Pacific island of...

So ‘Family Guy’ Killed Off One Of Its Main Characters Last Night [VIDEOS]

Um, OK…didn’t exactly see this one coming. Especially from Family Guy, a show where a serious tone is never existent....

Nov 25, 2013

Behold The Whitest Touchdown Dance You Will Ever See

It’s so white it’s almost translucent. Saturday Night Live dance moves should have probably went the way of the Dodo...

Nov 25, 2013

Today Is The One Year Anniversary Of The #ButtFumble [VIDEO]

A play that will live…in infamy. Well, at least among New York Jets fans. Thanksgiving night in 2012 is when...

Nov 22, 2013

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Nov 22, 2013

You Know You Don’t Want To, But You’re Going To Try This Cinnabon-Flavored Vodka Anyways

Pinnacle, who also produces the delightful varieties of whipped cream vodka, rainbow sherbet vodka, and strawberry shortcake vodka, is adding...

Nov 22, 2013

Surplus Poplulation Alert: Antonio Cromartie Did Not Get A Vasectomy

Last week we reported (along with everyone else) that Antonio Cromartie–NYJ cornerback and proud father of at least 10 kids–underwent...

Nov 21, 2013

You’re D*mn Right We Need This $20K Beer Pong Table For The COED Office

For table tennis? Perhaps. For beer pong Fridays? YES. Get on it boss. This is possibly more important than all...

Nov 21, 2013

Ad Encouraging Girls To Be Engineers Is What’s Hot On The Internet Streets [VIDEO]

6 million+ views in just 3 days? Yeah, you can say this is what’s going on in the world right...

Nov 21, 2013

Jose Canseco Tweeted About Being Pulled Over With Goat In His Car For Some Reason

So many questions I don’t even know where to start. 1) Has the years of sauce finally caught up with...

Nov 20, 2013

Clemson Marching Band Rocks Out With Nintendo Themed Halftime Show [VIDEO]

Warning: Nostalgia overload. We’ve seen some impressive marching band performances this year, most notably the Ohio State’s finest moonkwalking their...

Nov 20, 2013

This $500 Milkshake Needs To Be Added To The COED Lunch Menu

We have it in our budget, right, boss? This would go perfectly with those $176 cocktails we’re still waiting on....

Nov 20, 2013

Sports Reporter Films Getting Trucked By High School Football Team [VIDEO]

Never in history has there been an individual so giddy to get stampeded. This man loves his football. David Amador...

Nov 19, 2013

Interactive Bob Dylan Video Is Most Creative Thing The Internet Has Ever Produced [VIDEO]

Think of the most epic adjective ever (besides epic, of course) and it still does not even come close to...

Nov 19, 2013

A Gentleman’s Rant Of Brooklyn Is Shockingly Realistic And Gentlemanly [VIDEO]

Hipsters are going to hate this rant and by hate I of course mean love it to spite the fact...

Nov 19, 2013

Do You Think You Can Tackle This 400 Pound High School Running Back? [VIDEO]

Next stop, Truck City! All aboard!! CHOO-CHOO!!! At 6’4″ and 400 pounds, Tony Picard of White Swan high school in...

Nov 15, 2013

Friday Fails: Instant Karma Edition [VIDEO]

Karma. Whether you believe in the theory of what goes around comes around or not, you have to respect the...

Nov 15, 2013

Today Is The 9th Anniversary Of Nicolette Sheridan Dropping Her Towel On MNF [VIDEO]

Ah, yes. 2004. The magical year in which Monday Night Football was still on ABC, Desperate Housewives ruled the airwaves...

Nov 15, 2013

Man Buys PS4 At Midnight Launch, Does The Intelligent Thing And Immediately Smashes It [VIDEO]

ANARCHY IN THE USA!!! Such a f*ching rebel to destroy something daddy’s hard earned money just bought. This fine young...

Nov 15, 2013

Philadelphia 76ers’ Evan Turner Needs A Little Help In Bankroll Management

Evan Turner may be one of the leading scorers in the NBA this season on the surprisingly good Philadelphia 76ers...

Nov 14, 2013

BREAKING HUMAN NEWS: NY Jets Cornerback Antonio Cromartie To Get A Vasectomy

A sad, sad day for mankind. The greatest seed spreader known to homo-sapiens is hanging his banner up in the...

Nov 14, 2013

‘The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past Sung’ Acapella Is The Internet’s Gift To You Today [VIDEO]

Saddle up, nerds! The Internet is a bountiful place if you just know where to look. Today we come across...

Nov 14, 2013

NBA Ref Gives Mop Boy A Good Ol’ Fashioned Scolding [VIDEO]

Easy there, Daddy Warbucks. This video taken from the Philadelphia 76ers/Cleveland Cavaliers game over the weekend speaks for itself: NBA...

Nov 13, 2013

Condom Commercial Has It All And Makes An Incredibly Interesting Point [VIDEO]

The perfect commercial to get you ready to be forced to put on a condom. Hot girl scandalously dressed? Check....

Nov 13, 2013

Would You Do 30 Squats In Lieu Of Paying For The Subway Fare? [VIDEO]

Correction: Could you do 30 squats in lieu of paying for the subway fare? Because in Russia they’re setting up...

Nov 12, 2013

Watch An Australian Man Go Through The Road Rage Of The Century [VIDEO]

Aw, Crikey! Mate must have replaced the shrimp on the barbie with bath salts from the alley. The 34-year-old man...

Nov 12, 2013

Rejoice! Scientists Creating A Booze That Will Get You Drunk But Not Hungover

There is…a God? Mankind has been feasting on booze since the beginning of time but has never been able to...

Nov 7, 2013

Deodorant Ad Featuring Kidnapping Babies Is An Advertising Gamechanger [VIDEO]

It’s happened. The world’s worst advertising actually happened. Doesn’t matter if it’s a “prank” and the mother is in on...

Nov 7, 2013

Oh Just Olivia Wilde Tying Some Guy’s Shoes On The Street

What a sweet gal. The definition of people helping people as she’ll bend over and assist a random stranger on...

Nov 7, 2013

Goodness Gracious This Might Be The Dunk Of The Century [VIDEO]

Holy Sweet Baby Ray’s that throwdown was devastating. Central Florida Patriots’ Javonte Douglas does his best Space Jam impression ....

Nov 7, 2013

Get Your $176 Cocktail While It’s Hot!

$176 for 1 drink? Don’t these people know they can get 30 drinks of finely aged Natrual Light for like...

Nov 6, 2013

And Here We Have Elementary School Love Summed Up On One Piece of Paper

Brutal. Nothing more heartbreaking than getting shot down by your crush. But how big of a bitch is Ashley? Never...

Nov 6, 2013

Lays Is Now Making Chocolate Covered Potato Chips Because ‘Murica

Looks like we have a nice, new munchies to chow down on after we perform some more Marijuana Miracles. The...

Nov 5, 2013

Kids Being Told All Of Their Halloween Candy Has Been Eaten Will Never Not Be Funny [VIDEO]

The candy monster? More like Jimmy Kimmel strikes again! And if it was the younger, fatter “Man Show” Jimmy K,...

Nov 5, 2013

First-Person Jumping Out Of A Burning Plane Will Certainly Make You Want To Skydive [VIDEO]

Or never get into an airplane again. Yeah, I’m going to go with the latter. NBC acquired this exclusive disaster...

Nov 5, 2013

This German Rap Apacella is The Definition Of Boss [VIDEO]

You crazy, creative Germans. What could you have done to be so hated by almost the entire world? Oh, that’s...

Nov 4, 2013

Justin Bieber Gets Whacked With Water Bottle During Concert In Brazil [VIDEO]

Wait, women are allowed to go shirtless in public in Brazil? Did not know that fun little tidbit. You don’t...

Nov 4, 2013

Mom Doesn’t See Anything Wrong With Son Dressing In KKK Costume For Halloween [VIDEO]

Well chalk this one up as a fail for America. As you see in the video, Virginia resident Jessica Black...

Nov 4, 2013

Boston Marathon Bomber Costume Wins The Most Offensive Halloween Outfit For 2013

Offensive Halloween costumes are a staple every year. From people dressing up like terrorists to priests being blown by kids...

Nov 1, 2013

Can You Guess What Nicki Minaj Was For Halloween?

Because we have no f*cking idea. A dominatrix? Attempt at a sexy, ironic Leatherface without the leather face? A combination...

Nov 1, 2013

Idaho Sportscaster Does Entire Broadcast As Ron Burgundy [VIDEO]

I’m not even mad. I’m impressed. We’ve been waiting patiently for the arrival of Anchorman 2—and what better way to...

Nov 1, 2013

Say Hello To The World’s Greatest Mother Who Left A Loaded Gun In Her Toddler’s Crib

37-year-old Cheryl Darlene Dudley of Missouri has officially taken herself out of the mother of the year race. Here are...

Nov 1, 2013

Greatest Dog Ever Catches Biggest Fish Ever [VIDEO]

Or at least the biggest fish you would’ve ever caught. It doesn’t even matter if the fish was probably already...

Oct 31, 2013

Here Is A Sad Clown Absolutely Dominating Lorde’s ‘Royals’ [VIDEO]

Actually an A+ cover overall. Royals is most likely the song of the year (sorry Blurred Lines and Get Lucky...

Oct 31, 2013

Probably Not The Best Idea To Don Blackface For Halloween If You’re A Teacher

Or in any situation, for that matter. It is after all the 21st century. The San Diego, California high school...

Oct 31, 2013

Some Great Victory Analysis From Drunken Red Sox Fans On Live TV Last Night [VIDEO]

To the first drunken gentleman, you weren’t alive in 1918? Well color me shocked. Would’ve thought by that perfect Beantown...

Oct 31, 2013

Playstation 4 Launches November 14th Along With These 22 Games

Sony’s much anticipated Playstation 4 is being released on November 14th, but the gaming giant has been rather mum about...

Oct 31, 2013

Helicopter. Beer. Opener. [VIDEO]

And so it is settled. If I don’t become rich enough to the point where I can open my beer...

Oct 30, 2013

Snake Venom Beer Is A Deathly 135 Proof (67.5% APV) … And We Need It In The Office

Move over 151, Everclear and rubbing alcohol. There’s a new sheriff in town to take shots at your liver. Snake...

Oct 30, 2013

NE Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Surprisingly Crushed Halloween With His Wife

Is it the greatest costume in the world? Absolutely not. But judging by how this is the first time Bill...

Oct 30, 2013

British Gaming Grandmother Going Bananas During GTA V Rampage Is As Good As It Gets [VIDEO]

Bastards. Scum. Wankers. All deserve to die in the eyes of this rampaging British granny. She reminds me of Mary...

Oct 30, 2013

Feast Your Eyes On The Most Realistic And Detailed Pumpkin Faces In The World [PICS]

Spoons and scalpels. That’s all Ray Villafane and his team of artists used to meticulously shaped the terrifying characters out...

Oct 29, 2013

Watching A Normal Model Being Photoshopped Will Make You Question Everything In Life [VIDEO]

There is no God. Or perhaps there is and his gift is Photoshop. Either or, there’s no chance you can...

Oct 29, 2013

St. Louis Cardinals Had An Interesting Google Description Go Unnoticed For Awhile

Hmm. Was under the assumption the only outed “gay butt sex team” in professional sports was the New York Jets....

Oct 29, 2013

The Most Outrageous Employee Excuses To Call Out Of Work

Guess simply lying and saying you’re sick isn’t the right play anymore. CareerBuilder released the most outrageous employee excuses they’ve...

Oct 28, 2013

The Bath Salt Freakout To End All Bath Salt Freakouts [VIDEO]

SOOO close to being perfect. Just add a dash of cannibalism and you have yourself the most amazing Bath Salt...