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Nov 26, 2013News
Pre-K Teacher In Trouble For Sending Parents Notes About How Bad Their Kids Smell

Pre-K Teacher In Trouble For Sending Parents Notes About How Bad Their Kids Smell

Now this right here is your classic case of a two way street. Nobody likes smelly kids. Even the parents...

Nov 26, 2013Movies
New Viral Campaign For ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Links To JFK Assassination [TRAILER]

New Viral Campaign For ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Links To JFK Assassination [TRAILER]

History and comic book nerds alike, rejoice! Nothing like taking a fictional story about mutants and fixating it into real...

Nov 26, 2013Funny
Prime Example To Why Drunken Footracing On The Street Is An Awful Idea [VIDEO]

Prime Example To Why Drunken Footracing On The Street Is An Awful Idea [VIDEO]

Doing physical activities like this on the street should not be done if you haven’t participated in any sort of...

Nov 25, 2013Smoking
NOT MORE MARIJUANA MIRACLES: Pot May Be Giving You Man Boobs

NOT MORE MARIJUANA MIRACLES: Pot May Be Giving You Man Boobs

Well, can’t win them all I guess. We’ve reported on marijuana doing such great things for society as saving children’s...

Nov 25, 2013News
Man With World’s Largest Balls Filmed Hugging A Shark [VIDEO]

Man With World’s Largest Balls Filmed Hugging A Shark [VIDEO]

Figurative balls. I think. This “holidaymaker”, as the YouTube description calls him, took the dive off the Pacific island of...

Nov 25, 2013TV
So ‘Family Guy’ Killed Off One Of Its Main Characters Last Night [VIDEOS]

So ‘Family Guy’ Killed Off One Of Its Main Characters Last Night [VIDEOS]

Um, OK…didn’t exactly see this one coming. Especially from Family Guy, a show where a serious tone is never existent....

Nov 25, 2013Sports
Behold The Whitest Touchdown Dance You Will Ever See

Behold The Whitest Touchdown Dance You Will Ever See

It’s so white it’s almost translucent. Saturday Night Live dance moves should have probably went the way of the Dodo...

Nov 22, 2013Sports
Today Is The One Year Anniversary Of The #ButtFumble [VIDEO]

Today Is The One Year Anniversary Of The #ButtFumble [VIDEO]

A play that will live…in infamy. Well, at least among New York Jets fans. Thanksgiving night in 2012 is when...

Nov 22, 2013Culture
You Know You Don’t Want To, But You’re Going To Try This Cinnabon-Flavored Vodka Anyways

You Know You Don’t Want To, But You’re Going To Try This Cinnabon-Flavored Vodka Anyways

Pinnacle, who also produces the delightful varieties of whipped cream vodka, rainbow sherbet vodka, and strawberry shortcake vodka, is adding...

Nov 22, 2013Sports
Surplus Poplulation Alert: Antonio Cromartie Did Not Get A Vasectomy

Surplus Poplulation Alert: Antonio Cromartie Did Not Get A Vasectomy

Last week we reported (along with everyone else) that Antonio Cromartie–NYJ cornerback and proud father of at least 10 kids–underwent...

Nov 21, 2013Stuff
You’re D*mn Right We Need This $20K Beer Pong Table For The COED Office

You’re D*mn Right We Need This $20K Beer Pong Table For The COED Office

For table tennis? Perhaps. For beer pong Fridays? YES. Get on it boss. This is possibly more important than all...

Nov 21, 2013Funny
Ad Encouraging Girls To Be Engineers Is What’s Hot On The Internet Streets [VIDEO]

Ad Encouraging Girls To Be Engineers Is What’s Hot On The Internet Streets [VIDEO]

6 million+ views in just 3 days? Yeah, you can say this is what’s going on in the world right...

Nov 21, 2013Sports
Jose Canseco Tweeted About Being Pulled Over With Goat In His Car For Some Reason

Jose Canseco Tweeted About Being Pulled Over With Goat In His Car For Some Reason

So many questions I don’t even know where to start. 1) Has the years of sauce finally caught up with...

Nov 20, 2013Sports
Clemson Marching Band Rocks Out With Nintendo Themed Halftime Show [VIDEO]

Clemson Marching Band Rocks Out With Nintendo Themed Halftime Show [VIDEO]

Warning: Nostalgia overload. We’ve seen some impressive marching band performances this year, most notably the Ohio State’s finest moonkwalking their...

Nov 20, 2013Culture
This $500 Milkshake Needs To Be Added To The COED Lunch Menu

This $500 Milkshake Needs To Be Added To The COED Lunch Menu

We have it in our budget, right, boss? This would go perfectly with those $176 cocktails we’re still waiting on....

Nov 20, 2013Sports
Sports Reporter Films Getting Trucked By High School Football Team [VIDEO]

Sports Reporter Films Getting Trucked By High School Football Team [VIDEO]

Never in history has there been an individual so giddy to get stampeded. This man loves his football. David Amador...

Nov 19, 2013Music
Interactive Bob Dylan Video Is Most Creative Thing The Internet Has Ever Produced [VIDEO]

Interactive Bob Dylan Video Is Most Creative Thing The Internet Has Ever Produced [VIDEO]

Think of the most epic adjective ever (besides epic, of course) and it still does not even come close to...

Nov 19, 2013Funny
A Gentleman’s Rant Of Brooklyn Is Shockingly Realistic And Gentlemanly [VIDEO]

A Gentleman’s Rant Of Brooklyn Is Shockingly Realistic And Gentlemanly [VIDEO]

Hipsters are going to hate this rant and by hate I of course mean love it to spite the fact...

Nov 19, 2013Sports
Do You Think You Can Tackle This 400 Pound High School Running Back? [VIDEO]

Do You Think You Can Tackle This 400 Pound High School Running Back? [VIDEO]

Next stop, Truck City! All aboard!! CHOO-CHOO!!! At 6’4″ and 400 pounds, Tony Picard of White Swan high school in...

Nov 15, 2013WTF
Friday Fails: Instant Karma Edition [VIDEO]

Friday Fails: Instant Karma Edition [VIDEO]

Karma. Whether you believe in the theory of what goes around comes around or not, you have to respect the...

Nov 15, 2013TV
Today Is The 9th Anniversary Of Nicolette Sheridan Dropping Her Towel On MNF [VIDEO]

Today Is The 9th Anniversary Of Nicolette Sheridan Dropping Her Towel On MNF [VIDEO]

Ah, yes. 2004. The magical year in which Monday Night Football was still on ABC, Desperate Housewives ruled the airwaves...

Nov 15, 2013Video Games
Man Buys PS4 At Midnight Launch, Does The Intelligent Thing And Immediately Smashes It  [VIDEO]

Man Buys PS4 At Midnight Launch, Does The Intelligent Thing And Immediately Smashes It [VIDEO]

ANARCHY IN THE USA!!! Such a f*ching rebel to destroy something daddy’s hard earned money just bought. This fine young...

Nov 15, 2013Sports
Philadelphia 76ers’ Evan Turner Needs A Little Help In Bankroll Management

Philadelphia 76ers’ Evan Turner Needs A Little Help In Bankroll Management

Evan Turner may be one of the leading scorers in the NBA this season on the surprisingly good Philadelphia 76ers...

Nov 14, 2013Sports
BREAKING HUMAN NEWS: NY Jets Cornerback Antonio Cromartie To Get A Vasectomy

BREAKING HUMAN NEWS: NY Jets Cornerback Antonio Cromartie To Get A Vasectomy

A sad, sad day for mankind. The greatest seed spreader known to homo-sapiens is hanging his banner up in the...

Nov 14, 2013Video Games
‘The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past Sung’ Acapella Is The Internet’s Gift To You Today [VIDEO]

‘The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past Sung’ Acapella Is The Internet’s Gift To You Today [VIDEO]

Saddle up, nerds! The Internet is a bountiful place if you just know where to look. Today we come across...

Nov 14, 2013Sports
NBA Ref Gives Mop Boy A Good Ol’ Fashioned Scolding [VIDEO]

NBA Ref Gives Mop Boy A Good Ol’ Fashioned Scolding [VIDEO]

Easy there, Daddy Warbucks. This video taken from the Philadelphia 76ers/Cleveland Cavaliers game over the weekend speaks for itself: NBA...

Nov 13, 2013WTF
Condom Commercial Has It All And Makes An Incredibly Interesting Point [VIDEO]

Condom Commercial Has It All And Makes An Incredibly Interesting Point [VIDEO]

The perfect commercial to get you ready to be forced to put on a condom. Hot girl scandalously dressed? Check....

Nov 13, 2013News
Would You Do 30 Squats In Lieu Of Paying For The Subway Fare?  [VIDEO]

Would You Do 30 Squats In Lieu Of Paying For The Subway Fare? [VIDEO]

Correction: Could you do 30 squats in lieu of paying for the subway fare? Because in Russia they’re setting up...

Nov 12, 2013WTF
Watch An Australian Man Go Through The Road Rage Of The Century [VIDEO]

Watch An Australian Man Go Through The Road Rage Of The Century [VIDEO]

Aw, Crikey! Mate must have replaced the shrimp on the barbie with bath salts from the alley. The 34-year-old man...

Nov 12, 2013Culture
Rejoice! Scientists Creating A Booze That Will Get You Drunk But Not Hungover

Rejoice! Scientists Creating A Booze That Will Get You Drunk But Not Hungover

There is…a God? Mankind has been feasting on booze since the beginning of time but has never been able to...

Nov 7, 2013Funny
Deodorant Ad Featuring Kidnapping Babies Is An Advertising Gamechanger [VIDEO]

Deodorant Ad Featuring Kidnapping Babies Is An Advertising Gamechanger [VIDEO]

It’s happened. The world’s worst advertising actually happened. Doesn’t matter if it’s a “prank” and the mother is in on...

Nov 7, 2013Entertainment
Oh Just Olivia Wilde Tying Some Guy’s Shoes On The Street

Oh Just Olivia Wilde Tying Some Guy’s Shoes On The Street

What a sweet gal. The definition of people helping people as she’ll bend over and assist a random stranger on...

Nov 7, 2013Sports
Goodness Gracious This Might Be The Dunk Of The Century [VIDEO]

Goodness Gracious This Might Be The Dunk Of The Century [VIDEO]

Holy Sweet Baby Ray’s that throwdown was devastating. Central Florida Patriots’ Javonte Douglas does his best Space Jam impression ....

Nov 7, 2013Culture
Get Your $176 Cocktail While It’s Hot!

Get Your $176 Cocktail While It’s Hot!

$176 for 1 drink? Don’t these people know they can get 30 drinks of finely aged Natrual Light for like...

Nov 6, 2013WTF
And Here We Have Elementary School Love Summed Up On One Piece of Paper

And Here We Have Elementary School Love Summed Up On One Piece of Paper

Brutal. Nothing more heartbreaking than getting shot down by your crush. But how big of a bitch is Ashley? Never...