The best comedians aren't necessarily the ones that get all the movie roles, have sold out comedy tours or guest star on the most popular television shows. In fact, some of the best comedians have been touring the minor circuit: comedy clubs and colleges, perfecting their craft for decades. Unfortunately, for one reason or another, they just haven't been able to get that one big break. Sure, some of them may have their own hour-long stand-up specials, and have appeared all over Comedy Central, but you're not going to see one of these guys starring in a hit movie any time soon. COED's giving credit where credit is due in our list of the 24 most underrated comedians. See the list and vote for your favorite after the jump!
With the entire media caught up in the whole crusade against unhealthy eating habits, they seem to focus more on the foods we shouldn't be eating as opposed to taking the time to present ones that we should- especially the foods that fuel our brains! Forget about taking those foul-smelling and overpriced dietary supplements that end up giving you the runs, improving your brain function is just a can of tuna or cup of green tea away. Unleash your inner Einstein by checking out COED's list of 8 foods and drinks that make you smarter after the jump!
It seems that with every year more and more people are starting to look like Rush Limbaugh and Rosie O'Donnell and the free market is quickly adapting to meet the needs of the new, super heavy weight American. Here are five signs that the United States is just getting too fat.
One of the most talked about news items the past few weeks has been the Carrie Prejean sex tapes which even earned her an interview on Larry King Live where she managed to make herself look like a bigger idiot than before. The sex tape craze has been big among D-List celebrities in the past few years and if you were thinking "who cares?" about the Prejean sex tape, here are some that you may have missed... hopefully.
As marijuana quickly becomes more and more socially acceptable, millions of Americans are beginning to understand the lies that they have been told about pot. Here are the five biggest myths about weed that have prevented any kind of legalization movement from getting on a roll.
So there's this girl who you think is neat and you want to go steady with her but don't know if she likes you back. Most guys understand the signs that she likes you (i.e. she rips all your clothes off and jumps on you, she hasn't Tasered you yet), but many guys don't understand the signs that she isn't into you. We're here to help...
College football season is in full swing. And each Saturday seems to get better than the next. But what we need this year is a good, ol' fashioned upset. The kind of upset that makes you spill your beer and crap your pants, all at the same time. The kind of upset that sends you into such a deep depression, you think of offing yourself by suffocating on Astroturf. But until that happens, let's check out the 5 Biggest NCAA Football Upsets of all-time.
Many guys have problems talking to women because we don't always know what to say. This is a pretty small problem considering that you could be the guy that is telling a girl WAY too much than he should be. Revealing something that weirds the girl out is the number one killer of budding relationships. Here are five things to avoid bringing up when you are talking to a new girlfriend or a girl you are just trying to go home with.
The car you drive says a lot about who you are as a man. It defines your personality to the world around you, as you whiz past at 80-MPH. It is your home away from home, your out-0f-the-office office. And, if you're lucky, it plays a major factor in helping get you laid. But if you drive one of these tool boxes, don't be surprised if everyone else on the road wants to punch you in the face.
There are countless ways that you can break off a relationship with your girlfriend that can save face for the both of you and end it on civil terms. At the same time, there are five distinct ways to end a relationship that will end with a massive headache and humiliation. Here are The 5 Worst Ways to Break Up with a Girl.
The days of Reefer Madness are pretty far gone, but the American public is still vastly uninformed about marijuana, particularly concerning its myriad of amazing health benefits. Here are 10 (out of countless) health benefits that marijuana possesses. With that said, it's simply baffling that medical marijuana is not legal in most of the country, and still there retains such a negative reputation.
The sad reality of life is that most douchebags do not realize that they are douchebags. It's true. You might be a douchebag and not even know it. In fact, the chances of that are pretty good. (Lack of self-awareness is another major douchebag feature.) So to help you clear things up,here are 10 signs that you just might be a douchebag...
As men, we rarely know what women are thinking, at all. And when it comes to sex we are even more in the dark. Of course, it doesn't help that the female mind is constantly calculating, trying to figure out the "right" thing to say, no matter what it does for your relationship. So to take the bag off your head, here are five things your girlfriend might say that should throw up some serious red flags.
Let's face it, try as we might, most of us get stuck across the table from a date who does not know CNN from MTV. The truth is, it's not the fault of the girl with the bleach blonde hair and fake boobs, it's yours! Here are five reasons you aren't dating women with an IQ higher than their age.
You have gone on awkward dates. You have tried to meet girls on the internet. You have even read books and blogs about how to get laid but you are still living a very sexless life. But forget all that nonsense. There are four very simple reasons the farthest you have ever gone is with your right hand.
Whether or not people should own guns is another discussion but I think that it's safe to say that the jury is in on athletes carrying guns. While I can't recall a single incident in which an athlete has used a gun in self defense, there are countless incidents every year involving an athlete, a gun, and poor decision making. Here are the top seven reasons that athletes shouldn't own guns.
This year's introduction of 3D Porn is only the latest in the evolution of one of the most popular and profitable businesses in the world. Although cutting-edge porn technology rarely gets featured in the news about the latest gadgets, here are five of the greatest creations that the porn pioneers have brought us.
It is a wonder that the media freaked out when Ron Artest admitted to drinking Hennessy in the locker room when alcohol and drug abuse has such a rich history in sports. Pitchers have thrown no-hitters on acid, sluggers have abused steroids, and linebackers have abused everything. Here's a look at the top alcoholics and druggies in sports.
While you'll need to discuss the age difference, don't constantly remind her that she is so much older than you by saying things like "I want to be rougher in bed...but you're just so old, and I fear you might snap." OK, maybe that is pretty obvious, but here are a few other items that are worth taking into consideration.
Brett Favre turned 40 at the start of the 2009-10 season but will he come back for the 2011 season? We will know in a few weeks when training camp starts up. He may be one of the greatest quaterbacks of all-time but can he match the successes that these guys had after turning the big 4-0.
It seemed like every off season in every sport brought us deals that left everyone scratching their heads at first and shaking their heads afterwards. From the Magic paying Grant Hill nearly $500,000 per game played over his seven-year contract, to the Giants paying Barry Zito $1.75 million per win, this decade brought us these terrible signings from the world of sports:
Ever since the UFC took off, many a company has tried to replicate their success. With many having tried and failed, it is no wonder that the first company that could come close to rivaling the success of the UFC is the WEC, World Extreme Cagefighting, an organization owned by the UFC's parent company Zuffa.
Forget Harry Reid and Trent Lott, their comments have fallen in with countless others that have been deemed “racist” by an all-too-eager bunch of reporters and bloggers. The media's coverage of Reid's “racist comments” is exactly the reason no one takes the growing problems with race relations in this country seriously. If everything is racist, nothing is racist. Luckily, we here at COED have gone out and tracked down REAL racist comments that politicians have made. Here's a few:
2009 was undoubtedly been the year of celebrity death. Michael Jackson Farrah Fawcett, Heath Ledger, Brittany Murphy, Patrick Swayze Ed McMahon, Steve McNair the screaming dude famous for Oxyclean . . . This has led many to start placing bets on who is the next to go, so let's handicap the Deathpool.
Randy Couture, after two bad beats to Heavyweight Champ Brock Lesnar and former Pride Champion Antonio Noguiera, is planning to drop down to the Light Heavyweight division. This would be a great move for the long time veteran and will hopefully push these fighters to gain or shed a few pounds as well.
The Cardinal's Albert Pujols is in the peak of his career and could produce one of the best all-around seasons ever but when it is all said and done, will it be as good as any of these incredible single-seasons that each player believes is the greatest MLB season of all time.
The UFC not only created the world of MMA and brought it to the mainstream, but it also features most of the top names in the sport. That doesn't mean, however, that the other fighting organizations don't have their share of stars, and more importantly, tons of former UFC talent.
We’re obsessed with the craziness that is Glenn Beck. He’s a barrel of laughs as he rambles and cries on his Fox News show. Sometimes, however, his deranged faces make it difficult to hear the words coming out of this loon’s mouth. Here are some absolute gems.
Sex and politics go hand in hand, just ask Eliot Spitzer. What happens when sexual improprieties turn into twenty-years of diapers, food, clothes, and college tuition? Here are 5 politicians who got a little more than they bargained for when they hopped into bed:
College athletes are arguably the most exploited people in America. Consider how much money top schools, the NCAA, TV networks and top coaches are pulling in. Take a look at how much these five NCAA players would be making if they played in the NBA this season.
Hollywood likes its award shows the same way it likes its movies, done to death and starring washed up big name actors. Th…