How would you like to be the guy that everyone guy wants to know and every girls wants to date? Are you nodding your head yes, but thinking, "that's impossible, I'm just a cubicle worker who spends my day surfing NSFW websites?" Well cheer up and get excited because here are ten things that you should own if you're aspiring to be the perfect man.
Almost every single guy in the world has completely unrealistic fantasies that will most likely never happen. Whether they originate from pop culture, Halloween parties, or our high exposure to NSFW material is a complete and utter mystery. But it doesn't stop us from spending a crazy amount of time hoping and praying that we'll one day be able to live out these fantasies.
When it comes to the world of flirtation, anything seems fair game. However, it's important to be selective when searching for a mate. Approaching a girl expends valuable resources that you don't need to be throwing into a fire. So how do you know if the chick you're thinking about is worth it? Here's five women you should avoid for your own safety and sanity.
There's more than one reason we love to see women naked. Sure it's easy on the eyes, but it also saves us from having to stare at some of the most horrific fashion to ever be worn. We're talking clothes so ugly that we can't focus on anything except taking them off...and running to the nearest bonfire to burn them. Disclaimer: Always remember to keep a simple rule in mind: if a girl asks "does this look good on me?," say "of course!" This rule operates independently from your opinions.
For some unknown reason, most girls have some kind of aversion to watching manly movies. Likewise, we manly men are fat…
A lot of men live on a budget. Some even use it as an excuse for not having a chick. But what a lot of them don’t realize is that cheap dates can be more romantic than costly and often painful fine dining experiences. Not to mention, they let you know if she’s a gold digger before you are forced to sell your PS3 to help buy her a summer wardrobe.