COED Writer

Eric Italiano

A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me - eric.italiano@teamcoed.com
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9 hours ago

Kate del Castillo: Hottest Photos On The Internet

Kate del Castillo, the Mexican-American actress who famously dated El Chapo, will be hosting the 2017 Billboard Latin Music Awards....

14 hours ago

Heineken From The Top Rope With Maybe The Best Commercial I’ve Ever Seen

I’ve also said that I believe that 90% of human beings are objectively good people and that they only become...

15 hours ago

University Of Missouri Sigma Pi Challenges Carrie Underwood To NHL-Based Bet

As cornball as these viral celebrity challenges/prom invitations/whatever else can be, when it’s going towards a good cause, it’s hard...

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18 hours ago

LSU Offensive Lineman Adrian Magee Arrested & Suspended From Team

Lousiana State University offensive lineman Adrian Magee has been arrested and subsequently suspended from the LSU football team. First-year head...

‘Miracle’ Actor Michael Mantenuto Commits Suicide At The Age Of 35

Miracle actor Michael Mantenuto committed suicide on Monday, April 24, at the age of 35. Mantenuto is survived by his...

19 hours ago

Manchester United Takes On Manchester City In Crucial Derby As 1 Point Separates The Two Teams

As the 2016-17 Premier League comes to a close, every match and point count, especially when you’re one of the...

19 hours ago

Laith Waleed Alebbini: Full Story & Must-See Details

Agents from the FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force arrested 26-year-old Laith Waleed Alebbini at the Cincinnati/Kentucky International Airport for attempting...

20 hours ago

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21 hours ago

Man Shot After Pulling Gun On Police At Berlin Hospital

According to early reports, German police have shot a man in the parking lot of the Klinikum Am Urban medical...

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21 hours ago

London Police Arrest Man On Suspicion Of Terrorism In Whitehall

According to London police, a man was arrested in Whitehall around 2:22 P.M. local time following a stop and search...

22 hours ago

Autopsy Reveals Synthetic Marijuana K2 In Aaron Hernandez’s Blood

An autopsy following his jailhouse suicide revealed that former NFL star Aaron Hernandez reportedly tested positive for synthetic marijuana. Traces...

23 hours ago

15-Year-Old High School Basketball Player Collapses & Dies After Training Session

Star Ifeacho, a 15-year-old high school basketball player from Kentucky, collapsed and died during a training session. Ifeacho, a 6’1″...

23 hours ago

Ohio State Cornerback & Projected First Round Pick Gareon Conley Accused Of Rape

Ohio State cornerback and top NFL pick Gareon Conley has been accused of rape by a 23-year-old woman one day...

24 hours ago

Marshawn Lynch’s Tweet Announcing His Return To The NFL Was Just Perfect

We’re huge Marshawn Lynch guys around here. In fact, one of my favorite articles I’ve ever written for COED was...

Apr 27, 2017

Jim Harbaugh Met The Pope, So Naturally He Gave Him A Helmet & A Pair Of Jordans

In case drinking milk with steak wasn’t enough to convince you, I can now confirm to you that Jim Harbaugh...

Apr 27, 2017

Kourtney Kardashian, Mother Of 3, Has Been Slaying With Her Vacation Photos

You know, back in the day before Kendall was a world-famous supermodel and Kylie enhanced her body with alien technology ...

Apr 27, 2017

Ann Coulter’s Appearance At UC Berkeley Canceled Amid Safety Concerns

The University of California Berkeley has canceled an upcoming appearance from conservative pundit Ann Coulter after school officials feared that...

Apr 26, 2017

Unsurprisingly, Al Pacino’s 37-Year-Old Girlfriend Lucila Sola Is Quite Attractive (& So Is Her Daughter)

This is what you get when you are one of the greatest actors to ever live — you get to...

Apr 26, 2017

Stephen Colbert’s Alex Jones Parody Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving

God damn I could watch Colbert impersonate Alex Jones and his preposterous mannerisms for HOURS on end. I wonder how...

Apr 26, 2017

‘Inside The NBA’ Crew Messed Around With Auto-Tune, Proving It Makes Even The Dumbest Voices Sound Good

I think it goes without saying that Shaq and Charles Barkley not only have two of the dumbest sounding voices...

Apr 26, 2017

Prosecutors Say Student Steven Jones Carried Out ‘Own Deranged Sense Of Justice’ In Shooting

During closing arguments, prosecutors said that Steven Jones, a former Northern Arizona University student who killed one student and injured...

Apr 26, 2017

Sarah Villafañe: Full Story & Must-See Details of College Of Charleston Student

Sarah Villafañe, a 19-year-old South Carolina college student, has expressed her displeasure after university staff members kicked her out of...

Apr 26, 2017

‘Silence Of The Lambs’ Director Johnathan Demme Passes Away At The Age Of 73

Acclaimed American director Robert Jonathan Demme has passed away at the age of 73 due to complications from esophageal cancer....

Apr 26, 2017

Brie Larson Continues To Dominate Life, Looks Flawless In ‘Vanity Fair’ Cover Story

Is it possible for a 27-year-old, smoking hot Academy Award-winning actress to go under the radar? Apparently, the answer is...

Apr 26, 2017

Dude Presumably Trying To Get Laid After Prom Blows It Before Even Leaving The House

Hold this L for me dawg? Doesn’t get much worse than embarrassing yourself in front of your girl’s parents. At...

Apr 26, 2017

Tri-State Area First Responders Practicing Doomsday Scenario Called ‘Operation Gotham Shield’ This Week

Beginning Tuesday, April 25, and continuing throughout the week, Tri-State area first-responders will be participating in a response drill to...

Apr 26, 2017

‘Turn In Illegal Aliens’ Poster Found At University Of Texas Prompts Outrage Amongst Students

A controversial flier found at the University of Texas at Arlington campus asking “white Americans” to report “any and all”...

Apr 26, 2017

Most Of The World’s Prettiest People Gathered At The TIME 100 Gala Last Night

There are a couple of occasions throughout the course of the year where the arts, politics, and everything else in...

Apr 26, 2017

Seattle Seahawks Agree To A Deal To Trade Marshawn Lynch To The Oakland Raiders

What excellent news to wake up to on this rainy Wednesday. Beast Mode is returning to the NFL. Marshawn Lynch,...

Apr 26, 2017

Taco Bell Finally Does Something Coo…Ah, Nope, They’re Serving Beer In Canada, NOT America

Here’s a quick little anecdote for you to wrap your head around: an American company selling Mexican food will begin...

Apr 26, 2017

Gregg Popovich, Good Coach & Even Better Dude, Leaves $5000 Tip At Memphis Bar

You know what I love most about Gregg Popovich? Ya know, other than his legendary coaching status, electric sideline interviews,...

Apr 26, 2017

Ted Cruz Proposes An ‘El Chapo Act’ That Would Have The Mexican Drug Lord’s Fortune Pay For Border Wall

Texas Republican senator Ted Cruz proposed a new bill that would force cash seized from Mexican drug lords, including El...

Apr 26, 2017

Northwestern University Suspends Sigma Alpha Epsilon Until Fall 2018

Northwestern University has suspended the school’s Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter for violating terms of a disciplinary probation for serving alcohol...

Apr 25, 2017

Newest Video Of ‘Cash Me Ousside’ Girl Getting Her Ass Beat Makes Me Wonder Why She Challenges People To Fight

They say when you sell your soul to the devil, he pays you back for the rest of your life...

Apr 25, 2017

University Of Central Florida AEPi Found Guilty Of Hazing, Placed On Probation

A University of Central Florida fraternity has been found guilty of hazing and has been placed on probation after one...

Apr 25, 2017

It Appears The Next Film In The ‘Alien’ Franchise Has Begun Filming In Kim Kardashian’s Butt

Look, anyone who says Kim Kardashian isn’t attractive is just a liar. You could write an entire university-level thesis on...

Apr 25, 2017

The Top 5 ‘Game Of Thrones’ Stars Per Episode Salary Will Put Your Brain In A Pretzel

Am I surprised that the stars of Game Of Thrones are being paid by the truckload? No, of course not....

Apr 25, 2017

Police Carry Out Controlled Explosions Of Suspicious Vehicle Outside France’s Synagogue De Metz

After early reports indicated that explosions were heard in a synagogue in Metz, France, around 4:00 P.M. local time and...

Apr 25, 2017

Texas Teacher Heather Lee Robertson Accused Of Having A Threesome With Two Of Her Students

Heather Lee Robertson, a Texas teacher and a mother of two, has been arrested for allegedly having sex with four...

Apr 25, 2017

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Announces He Will Retire From NASCAR After 2017 Season

After 18 seasons, legendary NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. has announced he will retire from racing following the 2017 season....

Apr 25, 2017

60 California Teenagers Storm BART Subway & Rob Passengers

Over 50 teenagers swarmed a BART subway car in Oakland, California over the weekend, robbing and beating passengers in what...

Apr 25, 2017

The First Trailer For ‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ Is Here & Of Course It Looks Fantastic

You want to see the sign of a confident director? Dropping Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” in the middle of a ...

Apr 25, 2017

This New Footage Of Pacman Jones Being Arrested For Assault Is Vintage Pacman Jones

Did you know that Pacman Jones has been in the league since… 2005? 2005, man! If you’d have asked me...

Apr 25, 2017

Unsurprisingly, Obama Opened His First Post-Presidency Event With A Classic Dad Joke

Just look at this cocky motherf*cker above you. That’s one smug guy. I’m a fan of Obama, and even I’ll...

Apr 25, 2017

Bill O’Reilly Makes First Remarks After Being Let Go From Fox News

Bill O’Reilly has made his first remarks about the circumstances surrounding his exit from Fox News, saying “the truth will...

Apr 24, 2017

Heath Ledger’s Sisters Are Sick Of People Thinking He Killed Himself Because Of The Joker Role

Fam, your boy is sick. I’ve never had food poisoning before, but I imagine this is what it feels like....

Apr 24, 2017

Up To Three People Injured During Active Shooter Situation In Dallas

According to reports, up to three people were shot by an unknown assailant at a building on the 8300 block...

Apr 24, 2017

Kyle Kennedy Identified As Aaron Hernandez’s 22-Year-Old Prison Lover

The prisoner who Aaron Hernandez wrote before his shocking suicide has been identified as 22-year-old Kyle Kennedy. Kyle Kennedy, prisoner...

Apr 24, 2017

15-Year-Old Bryson Williams Starts GoFundMe To Save Grandparents’ Home

Bryson Williams, a 15-year-old teenager, is raising money to buy his grandparents’ Arizona home after they’ve encountered financial hardships and...

Apr 24, 2017

Warner Bros. Drops New Trailer For ‘Justice League,’ Continuing Hope That It May Actually Be Good

Waner Bros. dropped the first international trailer for Justice League this morning, and similar to the first trailer … it...

Apr 24, 2017

UC Berkeley Students Threaten To Sue School Over Ann Coulter Appearance

Students at the University of California’s Berkeley campus who invited conservative pundit Ann Coulter to speak are threatening to sue...

Apr 24, 2017

Arizona Teacher Arrested For Sexually Assaulting 13-Year-Old Student

Kara Loofborough, a 26-year-old Arizona teacher, was arrested for allegedly sending sexually explicit photos of herself masturbating over video chat...

Apr 24, 2017

NFL Draft Prospect Caleb Brantley Arrested For Hitting Woman

Caleb Brantley, a defensive lineman who attended the University of Florida, has been charged with misdemeanor battery. According to a...

Apr 21, 2017

Arkansas Woman Urinates On An Officer During A Traffic Stop

Melissa Karen Tippet, a 48-year-old Jonesboro woman who was pulled over for careless driving, urinated on a police officer who...

Apr 21, 2017

For Those (Preposterously) Worried About North Korea, Here’s A Tank Breaking Down During Their Parade

Look, by no means is the situation with North Korea good. Not at all. But it’s also not as bad...

Apr 21, 2017

American University Cancels Philanthropy Event Because Of Cultural Appropriation

Sigma Alpha Mu, a fraternity at American University in Washington, was forced to cancel a fundraising event for veterans based...

Apr 21, 2017

Stephen Colbert’s Impression Of Alex Jones Is Something That Needs To Be Seen

I think I’m about a day late on this but I really don’t care. Yesterday was 4/20, which we all...

Apr 21, 2017

Tennessee Sheriff Admits To Having Threesome With Two Female Inmates In Trailer

Charles Cravens, a sheriff in Tennessee, pleaded guilty to federal civil rights charges after being accused of using his position...

Apr 21, 2017

Skrillex Was Detained In LA Last Night For Playing His Music Too Loud

I don’t understand California. One second, they’re the most woke state in the union, and the next, they’re handcuffing world...

Apr 20, 2017

Vanderbilt Football Team Makes Hilariously Accurate Sorority Recruitment Video

Everyone knows sorority girl recruitment videos are like on the Mount Rushmore of cringe. Even sorority girls themselves think they’re...

Apr 20, 2017

Our Boy Seth Rogen Joined A Fraternity

After playing the pesky neighbor of a fraternity in the movies, Seth Rogen has now joined one. The Canadian actor,...

Apr 20, 2017

If You’re Not Watching ‘Fargo’ Yet, Mary Elizabeth Winstead Is Definitely A Reason To Start

When I was researching for information about Mary Elizabeth Winstead, I was decently shocked to find out she clocks in...

Apr 20, 2017

Tad Cummins Arrested In Northern California, Elizabeth Thomas Found Safe

After an Amber Alert that lasted over a month, Tad Cummins has been arrested and Elizabeth Thomas has been safely...

Apr 20, 2017

Edgewater High School In Orlando Placed On Lockdown Due To Police Activity

Edgewater High School in Orlando, Florida, has been placed on lockdown due to police activity. The Orlando Police Department told...

Apr 20, 2017

Penn Treaty Charter School In Philadelphia Placed On Lockdown Amid Reports Of Nearby Gunman

The Penn Treaty Charter School in Fishtown has been locked down over concerns about a person with a gun in...

Apr 20, 2017

Crowd Size Gate 2.0: Nearly Double The Patriots Attended The White House When Obama Was In Office

Sorry, folks. I know it’s Thursday and you’ve probably had enough politics for the week (or for your lifetime, ’cause...

Apr 20, 2017

Satanic Professor Has Student Asking Off For Funeral Resend Email Because Of Subject Line

We’ve all had asshole professors, however, being an asshole and being completely ignorant are two different things entirely. The following...

Apr 20, 2017

Demi Lovato Is Doing Wonderful Things On Snapchat

Whenever I think of Demi Lovato, the first thing I think of is her speaking out about body confidence. And...

Apr 20, 2017

Salt Lake School Principal Laurie Lacy Placed On Leave After Forcing Student To Remove Pants

Laurie Lacy, the principal of Edison Elementary in Salt Lake City, Utah, has been placed on leave after it was...

Apr 20, 2017

British Student Henry Suggitt Dies In Canadian Wilderness After Taking LSD

Henry Suggitt, 19, of Woking, Surrey, was a British teenager who died in the Canadian woods after taking acid as...

Apr 20, 2017

Burned Body Of 21-Year-Old Student Found At University Of Illinois

A burned body found behind the Krannert Center, the performing arts center at the University of Illinois, has been identified...

Apr 19, 2017

Muslim-American Ehab Jaber Live Streams Himself Making Threats, Isn’t Arrested By Police

Ehab Jaber, a self-described Muslim-American man from Sioux Falls, South Dakota, was not arrested by police after streaming a video...

Apr 19, 2017

‘Epic Meal Time’ Makes The World’s Most Potent Weed Brownie For 4/20

As many of you know, 420 is tomorrow, meaning plans must be arranged. Everyone has their own way of celebrating....

Apr 19, 2017

Is My Co-Worker An Idiot For Thinking That ‘Kingsman’ Isn’t Awesome

The first trailer for Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle dropped this week, if you can even call it that, given...

Apr 19, 2017

Conor McGregor vs. Tyron Woodley Fight Rumored To Be Set For UFC 213

According to recent rumors, Conor McGregor is returning to the ring to take on Tyron Woodley for the Welterweight Championship...

Apr 19, 2017

Borussia Dortmund vs. Monaco Live Stream: Watch UCL Quarterfinal Leg 2 Online

AS Monaco and Borussia Dortmund continue their quarterfinal Champions League matchup as Borussia Dortmund travel to Stade Louis II in...

Apr 19, 2017

Juventus vs. Barcelona Live Stream: Watch UCL Quarterfinal Leg 2 Online

Juventus and Barcelona continue their Champions League quarterfinal as the Italian giants travel to Spain to take on the Catalonians....

Apr 19, 2017

The Soundtrack For ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy: Vol. 2’ Has Been Revealed & Of Course It’s Fire

The highly anticipated Guardians Of The Galaxy: Vol. 2 drops in a couple of weeks and early reports indicate that...

Apr 19, 2017

The Internet Tracked Down The Stripper Carmelo Knocked Up: Meet Mia Burks

New York Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony and his wife LaLa have allegedly split up after she found out that Melo...

Apr 19, 2017

Watch This Video Of A Prosthetic-Legged Veteran Crossing The Boston Marathon Finish Line Now

Leave it to Americans to turn an already American AF event into an even MORE American AF event. The Boston...

Apr 19, 2017

It’s Official: The Kate Upton Comeback Tour Is Underway

You might find yourself saying, “But Eric, Kate Upton never went anywhere.” Well, let me debunk that for you real...