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Eric Italiano

A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me - eric.italiano@teamcoed.com
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“The Good Place” Stream: Watch Season 2 Premiere Online

One of the best comedies on TV, NBC’s The Good Place, returns tonight for it’s season 2 premiere, “Everything Is...

5 hours ago

‘South Park’ Continues Its 21st Season Tonight With Episode 2, “Put It Down”

South Park continues its 21st season tonight with “Put It Down.” It will be the second of 10 episodes in...

7 hours ago

Cardi B Photos: Must-See Pictures of Rapper Belcalis Almanzar

Cardi B, born Belcalis Almanzar on October 11, 1992, is an American hip hop recording artist, as well as a...

8 hours ago

Cardi B’s “Bodak Yellow” Is On The Verge Of Becoming The #1 Song In America

Cardi B’s rise to fame has been nothing short of astounding. A year ago, most of the country had never...

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9 hours ago

The First Trailer For “The Punshier” Is Here & Woah That’s A Large Gun

Is there a more underrated actor right now than Jon Bernthal? Ever since The Walking Dead, the dude has been...

Boxing Legend Jake LaMotta, Portrayed By Robert De Niro In “Raging Bull”, Dead At 95

Boxing legend Jake LaMotta, who was played by Robert De Niro in the classic Martin Scorcese movie Raging Bull, died...

10 hours ago

Former Texas High School Teacher Found Guilty Of 8 Counts Of Sexual Assault

Deanna Lara, a former teacher’s aide at Snook High School in Somerville, Texas, was found guilty of sexually assaulting students....

11 hours ago

Midwestern State Football Player Dies Days After Sustaining An In-Game Injury

Robert Grays, a sophomore cornerback at Midwestern State, died Tuesday due to injuries he suffered while making a tackle in...

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Hillary Clinton Needs To Get A Grip & Go The Hell Away

2016 Hillary: “I am the most unlikeable politician of all time” 2017 Hillary: “Hold my beer.” Back when Donald Trump...

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14 hours ago

26-Year-Old Substitute Teachers Indicted On Sexual Assault Charges

Allyson Brittany Moran, a 26-year-old former substitute teacher and soccer coach at Stockbridge High School, was arraigned on charges that...

15 hours ago

Phi Delta Theta Nationals Suspends Louisiana State University Chapter

Phi Delta Theta national headquarters has formally suspended its Louisiana State University chapter after an alleged fraternity hazing incident. Police...

Sep 19, 2017

‘American Horror Story: Cult’ Stream: Watch S7, E3 “Neighbors From Hell”

American Horror Story: Cult continues tonight with episode 3, “Neighbors From Hell”. So far, Kai’s cult has infiltrated Aly’s home...

Sep 19, 2017

A 7.1 Magnitude Earthquake Has Rocked Mexico City

A 7.1 magnitude Earthquake has rocked Mexico City. There are reports of multiple collapsed buildings. Three people have been confirmed...

Sep 19, 2017

This Teacher Who Turned His Classroom Into Hogwarts Just Gets It

It may be cliche, but as someone who hated school, I promise you that its true: if you can make...

Sep 19, 2017

Montia Sabbag Photos: Must-See Pictures Of Kevin Hart Mistress

The woman who Kevin Hart allegedly cheated on his wife with has been identified as 27-year-old Montia, or Montiah, Sabbag....

Sep 19, 2017

Kindly Shut Up And Watch This Behind The Scenes Video Of The Brienne & Arya Fight

Ever since Game Of Thrones seventh season went off the air, HBO has been uploading these 15-minute long behind-the-scenes videos...

Sep 19, 2017

If The Latest Trailer Is Any Indication, The Latest COD Will Be The Best In Years

Whoever was running the Call Of Duty franchise for the last 2 or 3 years should be fired, because the...

Sep 19, 2017

Very Hot Take Alert: Macklemore & Kesha Just Dropped A Banger

That Kesha, she sure can sing, huh? Let me say this: for what Macklemore lacks in pure rap skills, he...

Sep 19, 2017

Five Wheaton College Football Players Face Felony Charges For Alleged Hazing Incident

Five football players at Wheaton College are facing felony charges in an alleged hazing case. The five players have been...

Sep 19, 2017

The Woman In The Kevin Hart Video Identified As Montia Sabbag

27-year-old stripper Montia Sabbag has been identified as the woman involved in the Kevin Hart cheating scandal. On Sunday, Kevin...

Sep 19, 2017

Yale University Replacing “Freshman” & “Upperclassman” With Gender Neutral Terms

I would like to meet someone who is outraged by the phrase “upperclassman” or “freshman”. If you are one of...

Sep 19, 2017

True Story: Town Forced To “Apprehend” Squirrels Because They Wouldn’t Stop Attacking People

What if I told you that squirrels were humanity’s biggest rival on planet Earth? Would you believe me?  Of course...

Sep 19, 2017

Here Are All The Funniest Reactions To The Giants Pitiful Monday Night Performance

Eli Manning and the Giants were up to their old tricks last night, and by old tricks, I mean pitiful...

Sep 19, 2017

Met Police Evacuate Holborn Station Due To Suspicious Package

Metropolitan Police are investigating a suspicious package near London’s Holborn Underground station. The nearby area has been evacuated as a...

Sep 19, 2017

Two Auburn University Bus Drivers Charged With Rape

Two Auburn University bus drivers have been charged in the alleged rape of a student on one of the school’s...

Sep 19, 2017

Georgia Tech Erupts Into Fiery Protests Following Death Of LGBT Student

Georgia Tech University has erupted into protests following the death of 21-year-old gender non-binary student Scout Schultz. Early Sunday morning,...

Sep 18, 2017

The Detroit Lions Head To New York To Take On The Giants

Matthew Stafford and the Detroit Lions (1-0) head to Metlife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey to take on Eli...

Sep 18, 2017

Four Boston College Students Attacked With Acid In Marseilles

Four Boston College students were attacked with acid at a Marseilles train station on Sunday. According to a spokeswoman for...

Sep 18, 2017

Jerry Seinfeld Returns With His First Netflix Special, “Jerry Before Seinfeld”

Jerry Seinfeld has returned to the stand-up stage with his first ever Netflix-special, Jerry Before Seinfeld. Seinfeld, born April 29,...

Sep 18, 2017

Please Improve Your Monday With This Video Of A Nazi Being Knocked Out In Seattle

Live look at me on this dreary Monday before and after watching this video: Nothing will put a little pep...

Sep 18, 2017

Jameela Jamil: Hottest Photos of “The Good Place” Actress

Considering it was the last weekend of summer, I got quite drunk Friday night, and as a result, had a...

Sep 18, 2017

Auburn Dismisses Quarterback Sean White Following Public Intoxication Arrest

Auburn backup quarterback Sean White has been dismissed from the football team following his public intoxication arrest over the weekend....

Sep 18, 2017

Kevin Hart Issues Preemptive Apology To Wife Eniko Amidst Cheating Allegations

Kevin Hart took to Instagram to preemptively apologize to his wife Eniko before blackmailers could beat him to the punch....

Sep 18, 2017

Terrorist In Parsons Green Bombing Identified As Yahyah Farroukh

Yahyah Farroukh, 21, has been identified as the suspect in the Parsons Green tube bombing. Police were able to identify...

Sep 18, 2017

Kevin Durant Has A Fake Twitter Account That He Uses To Compliment Himself

My unappreciation for Kevin Durant has never been a secret. I once wrote an article openly theorizing that he may...

Sep 18, 2017

WATCH: Stephen Colbert Emmy Awards Opening Monologue [VIDEO]

Stephen Colbert, host of “The Late Show”, hosted the 69th Primetime Emmy Awards last night. While the show itself was...

Sep 18, 2017

Ohio State Psych Student Shot & Killed By Military Boyfriend

Kyle Lafferty, a 25-year-old naval academy graduate, shot and killed his 22-year-old girlfriend Heather Campbell before then killing himself. The...

Sep 18, 2017

GA Tech Police Shoot & Kill Gender Non-Binary Student Scout Schutlz

Scout Schultz, a 21-year-old Georgia Tech student who identified as gender non-binary, was shot and killed by Georgia Tech police...

Sep 17, 2017

Vice Principals Live Stream: Watch Season 2 Premiere Online

Vice Principals, the HBO comedy starring Danny McBride and Walton Goggins, returns tonight for its second and final season. Vice...

Sep 17, 2017

‘The Deuce’ Live Stream: Watch Season 1, Episode 2 Online

HBO’s new hit series The Deuce continues tonight at 9 PM EST with episode 2, “Show and Prove” Created by ...

Sep 17, 2017

Stephen Colbert Net Worth 2017: How Much Is Late Show Host Worth Right Now?

After a successful career at Comedy Central, appearing on The Daily Show and then hosting The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert...

Sep 17, 2017

Emmy’s 2017 Live Stream: Watch Emmy Awards Online

The 69th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards kick off tonight at 8 PM EST with host Stephen Colbert. The Emmy’s will...

Sep 15, 2017

Unsurprisingly, The NFL Fined Marshawn Lynch For Throwing Up The Middle Fingers

The NFL just wasn’t right without Beast Mode, but now he’s back and better than ever — both on the...

Sep 15, 2017

Philosophy Professor Using Harry Potter To Teach Lessons

Harry Potter is just one of those things that most millennials will always love. Harry Potter, American Pie, Spongebob —...

Sep 15, 2017

73-Year-Old Texas Woman Busted With 8 Grams Of Cocaine

Andrea Flores, a 73-year-old Texas woman, was arrested Wednesday after law enforcement officials walked in on her weighing and packaging...

Sep 15, 2017

Pickle Rick Was Inspired By This Iconic ‘Breaking Bad’ Episode

Rick and Morty is having arguably its best season yet. Whether it be upping the mindf*ck ante or further fleshing...

Sep 15, 2017

This Pizza Man Giving Food & Water To Responding Officers Is What Humanity Is All About

Terror yet again struck London this morning as an IED exploded at the Parsons Green tube station, leaving 22 injured....

Sep 15, 2017

Andy Dalton Got Absolutely Roasted Last Night

While no one has ever confused Andy Dalton for Peyton Manning, the former Pro Bowl quarterback has looked like a...

Sep 15, 2017

LSU Freshman Dies In Potential Hazing Incident

Lousiana police are investigating the death of Maxwell Raymond Gruver, an 18-year-old student at LSU, as a possible fraternity hazing...

Sep 14, 2017

The Texans Head To Cincinnati As Both Teams Eye Their First Win

The Houston Texans (0-1) are heading to Paul Brown Stadium to take on the Cincinnati Bengals (0-1). Coming off embarrassing ...

Sep 14, 2017

Active Shooter Situation Reported At Pace University Was A False Alarm

Reports around 2:30 PM EST indicated that there was an active shooter at Pace University, however it has since been...

Sep 14, 2017

Lil Dicky, AKA Firm Handshake, Released A 7-Track EP With His Brain Alter Ego

How can you not love Lil Dicky? Only LD could take what seems like a two-bit gimmick and flesh it...

Sep 14, 2017

East Tennessee State & ‘Last Chance U’ Alum Isaiah Wright Charged With Murder

Isaiah Wright, one of the biggest stars from the Netflix hit Last Chance U and his brother, former Indiana University...

Sep 14, 2017

Explosion At North Carolina Military Base Fort Bragg Reportedly Leaves Over A Dozen Soldiers Injured

Reports indicate that over a dozen soldiers have been injured after an explosion at Fort Bragg in North Carolina. The...

Sep 14, 2017

‘South Park’ Terrorized Alexa & Goole Home Users During Its Season Premiere

Planet Earth is a better place when South Park is on the air. Placed at the tail-end of Hump Day,...

Sep 14, 2017

Protestors Break Up ‘Cops & Robbers’ Party At UVA Fraternity

I’m going to stake my claim at the beginning of this article: if the best plans you can make on...

Sep 14, 2017

‘Game Of Thrones’ To Film Multiple Series Finales To Avoid Leaks & Spoilers

Coming off its most leak-filled season in its history, Game Of Thrones and its creators are hoping to do everything...

Sep 14, 2017

A Bunch Of New York City Clowns Will Be Protesting ‘IT’ Tonight

If you haven’t seen IT yet, I suggest you do. Rally up the homies, get super high, and go make...

Sep 14, 2017

Victim In Freeman High School Shooting Identified At Sophomore Sam Strahan

Freeman High School student Sam Strahan has been identified as the student who was shot and killed by Caleb Sharp...

Sep 13, 2017

‘South Park’ Stream: Watch Season 21 Premiere Online Free

South Park will kick off its 21st season tonight with “White People Renovating Houses” It will be the first of...

Sep 13, 2017

‘Goodfellas’ & ‘The Sopranos’ Actor Frank Vincent Passes Away at 78

Character actor Frank Vincent Gattuso Jr, known for his roles in the HBO series The Sopranos and in several roles...

Sep 13, 2017

US Open Champ Sloane Stephens Also Happens To Be A Total Babe

Sloane Stephens is a 24-year-old American tennis player who has won five WTA singles titles, including her first major win...

Sep 13, 2017

Toulouse Knife Attack: Full Story & Must-See Details of Terror Attack

A former psychiatric patient attacked four civilians then attacked three police officers in Toulouse, France. The knifeman was reportedly shouting...

Sep 13, 2017

School Shooting At Washington State High School Leaves Four Injured

There has been a shooting at Freeman High School in Rockford, Washington. Four people have been shot and there is...

Sep 13, 2017

ESPN Forced To Apologize For SportsCenter Anchor Jemele Hill’s Comments About The President

ESPN has released a statement regarding SportsCenter anchor Jemele Hill’s tweets regarding President Donald Trump. In a brief statement, ESPN...

Sep 13, 2017

Musician Katie Quackenbush Shoots Homeless Man For Asking Her To Move Her Porsche

Katie Layne Quackenbush, a 26-year-old Tenessee woman, was charged on Monday, September 11, with attempted murder after she fired at...

Sep 13, 2017

Hilarious Parody Points Out That The iPhone X Is Essentially A Dementor

Apple was up to their old tricks at their latest event at the Steve Jobs theatre, not only unveiling the...

Sep 13, 2017

McDonald’s Employee Gives Birth In Restaurant, Attempts To Flush Baby Down Toilet

Sarah Lockner, a 25-year-old California McDonald’s employee, was arrested after giving birth inside a McDonald’s bathroom and then trying to...

Sep 13, 2017

26-Year-Old Louisiana Softball Coach Arrested For Inappropriate Relationship With Student

Rachel Marie Gillespie, a 26-year-old English teacher from Jennings High School in Louisiana, has been arrested for allegedly having a...

Sep 13, 2017

Rehabilitation Center at Hollywood Hills: Full Story & Must-See Details

Five people are reportedly dead after an AC malfunction forced an evacuation of the Rehabilitation Center at Hollywood Hills. According...

Sep 13, 2017

Suicide Bomb At Kabul Cricket Stadium Leaves At Least 3 Dead

Suicide bomb attack near Kabul cricket stadium, with at least 9 reported dead. Basir Mujahid, a spokesman for Kabul police,...

Sep 13, 2017

‘South Park’ Makes Its Triumphant Return Tonight To Tackle Confederate Flags

Folks, we needed this one. In fact, I think you could argue that despite the fact it’s now been around...

Sep 13, 2017

Black Lives Matter Protesters Deface Thomas Jefferson Statue At University of Virginia

Protestors at the University of Virginia has defaced the school’s Thomas Jefferson statue. One month after white supremacists overran the...

Sep 13, 2017

This Chainsaw Wielding Nun Is The Hero Florida Deserves Right Now

A photo of a chainsaw-wielding nun has gone viral after the Miami-Dade Police Department posted the picture to their Facebook....

Sep 12, 2017

‘American Horror Story: Cult’ Stream: Watch S7, E2 “Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark”

American Horror Story: Cult continues tonight with episode 2, “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark”. Set during the 2016 election,  ...

Sep 12, 2017

Here Are All The Funniest Reactions To The iPhone X

Apple announced the iPhone 8 and the iPhone X at a pompous, drawn-out, self-important event in Cupertino, and naturally, the...

Sep 12, 2017

Conor McGregor Is Using Instagram To Teach People About The World’s Most Expensive Yacht

Unless you’re a massive boat enthusiast, ship captain or Russian oligarch, you’ve probably never heard of Sailing Yacht A. But...

Sep 12, 2017

Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center Active Shooter: Full Story & Must-See Details

There are reports of an active shooter at Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center in Lebanon, New Hampshire. According to law enforcement, police...

Sep 12, 2017

iPhone 8 Photos: Must-See Pictures of Newest iPhone Model

Apple unveiled the iPhone 8 at their event at the Steve Jobs theatre in Cupertino, California. Apple is expected to...

Sep 12, 2017

Hurricane Relief Benefit ‘Hand in Hand’, Featuring Appearances From Leo, Drake & More, To Air Tonight At 8

“Hand in Hand: A Benefit for Hurricane Harvey Relief” will go live at 8 PM EST in New York, Los...