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Eric Italiano

A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me - eric.italiano@teamcoed.com
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LATEST ARTICLES WRITTEN
Mar 24, 2017

I Don’t Care Who You Voted For, These Donald Trump Truck Driving Memes Are Hilarious

Seriously, why does Donald Trump look like he’s auditioning for the next Mad Max? While House Republicans were scrambling around...

Mar 24, 2017

I’m Not A Big ‘Fan-Made’ Guy, But This Fan-Made ‘Logan’ Post-Credit Scene With Deadpool Is Excellent

Logan came out almost a month ago and I’m still shook. Now that I’ve had a couple weeks to sleep...

Mar 24, 2017

OU Student Vincent Peter Valentin Attacked Fraternity Before Killing Himself

Vincent Peter Valentin, a 21-year-old University of Oklahoma student, pointed a gun at a Wal-Mart employee, fired shots at a...

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Mar 24, 2017

UFC’s #1 Ring Girl Arianny Celeste Is In Mexico Doing Wonderful Things

I always thought that the UFC ring girls were interchangeable, but according to the internet, apparently Arianny Celeste is the...

Tulsa Police Release Footage Of Moment Officer Runs Over Gun-Wielding 21-Year-Old Woman

Newly released dashcam footage from the Tulsa Police Department shows the moment Madison Sueann Dickson, a 21-year-old woman, was run...

Mar 24, 2017

Iggy Azalea Released A New Song That May Make You Realize Suicide Isn’t So Bad After All

Woah. The official music video for Iggy Azalea’s new single “Mo Bounce” has dropped and it’s an all-out assault on...

Mar 24, 2017

Ryan Reynolds & Jake Gyllenhaal Continue To Make An Absolute Joke Of Their ‘Life’ Interviews

On Monday, I brought you this video of Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds making an absolute mockery of their press...

Mar 23, 2017

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Mar 23, 2017

Eminem’s Daughter Hailie Is Now A Smokeshow Student At Michigan State

In all seriousness, Eminem was such a big part of my childhood that I feel somewhat disrespectful for writing this....

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Mar 23, 2017

Good Samaritan Who Broke Up Fight In Viral Video Honors Mother In Tear-Jerking Ceremony

This is one of the few times that I am glad to say I was very, very wrong. A couple...

Mar 23, 2017

Shout Out To Alexandra Daddario From ‘Baywatch’ For Being The Best Part Of ‘True Detective’

Baywatch comes out soon, which means everyone is going to be talking about the women in it. I want to...

Mar 23, 2017

Stop What You’re Doing & Watch Stephen A. Smith Argue With LaVar Ball

Honestly, this is the first time in my life where I literally can’t even. Honestly, just a brilliant move from...

Mar 23, 2017

Rutgers Gave Snooki $32,000 Dollars & It Was SO Dumb It Inspired A New Law

I know I say this a lot, but Rutgers University, my alma mater, may actually be the most poorly run...

Mar 23, 2017

Khalid Masood Named As Terrorist In Parliament Attack That Left Four Dead

Khalid Masood has been named as the man who launched a terror attack at Parliament on Wednesday, March 22. The...

Mar 23, 2017

Attempted Terror Attack In Antwerp, Belgium, Stopped By Police Before Any Harm Was Done

A man has been arrested in the Belgian city of Antwerp after he attempted to drive into the Meir shopping...

Mar 23, 2017

Ex-Baylor Football Player Tre’von Armstead Arrested For Rape

Tre’von Armstead, a 22-year-old former Baylor football player, was arrested and charged with sexual assault after allegations that he gang...

Mar 23, 2017

The First ‘Justice League’ Trailer Is Dropping On Saturday

Between the mixed (and that’s a kind word) reviews of Batman v. Superman and Suicide Squad, the turmoil surrounding Ben...

Mar 23, 2017

Police Officer Killed In Parliament Attack Identified As PC Keith Palmer

The London Police officer who was stabbed to death in the London terror attack on Wednesday, March 22 has been...

Mar 23, 2017

Irish Crime Boss Bought A Cargo Ship The Size Of Three Soccer Fields To Carry His Drugs

Christy Kinahan, an Irish drug lord, is believed to have bought a cargo ship the size of ‘three football pitches’...

Mar 23, 2017

Washington D.C. Artist Found Bound & Stabbed In Apartment

Corrina Mehiel, a 34-year-old woman, was found tied up and stabbed to death inside of her Washington D.C. apartment after...

Mar 22, 2017

Jan Ross, Wife Of WWE Hall-Of-Fame Announcer Jim Ross, Passes Away

Jan Ross, the wife of Jim Ross, has died. Ross was placed on life support after being involved in an...

Mar 22, 2017

Welcome To Canada, Where Friendly Dogs Run Next To… Nopeee, That’s A Wolf

This is just so god damn Canadian that it has to be shared. I’m from New Jersey, so the extent...

Mar 22, 2017

This Building May One Day Exist In The New York City Skyline

I find myself somewhere in between thinking this is wildly preposterous and remarkably impressive. On one hand, a curved building...

Mar 22, 2017

Here Is The First ‘Captain Underpants’ Trailer For All Your Nostalgic Needs

I would make a joke about how Hollywood is out of original ideas, but honestly, I’m just surprised it took...

Mar 22, 2017

I’ve Been Sleeping On Bella Hadid For Way Too Long

I come to you now as a humbled man to tell you I was very, very wrong about Bella Hadid....

Mar 22, 2017

St. Augustine’s University Student Killed In Drive-By Shooting In Washington D.C.

Ayana McAllister, an 18-year-old student, was gunned down while watching her friends make a music video in northeast Washington, D.C.,...

Mar 22, 2017

Assailant Shot & At Least A Dozen Injured In Attack At UK Parliament

Two people have been shot outside the Parliament in London. One man was shot by police three times at close...

Mar 22, 2017

Horrifying Video Shows Young Girl Escape Man Trying To Kidnap Her

Security cameras on a North Hollywood street caught the moment a man grabbed the girl from behind and tried to...

Mar 22, 2017

Delta Gamma Shuts Down Its Chapter At UConn Following Death Of Sorority Sister

The Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Connecticut has been shut down following the tragic death of sophomore Jeffny...

Mar 22, 2017

Add LeBron James To The List Of People Who Have Had Enough Of LaVar Ball

Unless you’ve been living on Mars (or don’t care about sports… pretty much the same thing), then you’ve probably heard...

Mar 22, 2017

Meet Bo Krsmanovic, Maxim’s April Cover Girl

World, meet Bojana ‘Bo’ Krsmanovic, your latest model obsession. Bo, 25, is a Serbian model taking the world by storm....

Mar 22, 2017

We Had Punches In Last Night’s Chicago-Toronto Game

We’re in March, otherwise known as the dog days of the NBA. The contenders are ready to start the playoffs...

Mar 22, 2017

Police Searching For Woman Who Almost Ran Over Family In Walmart Parking Lot

Union City, California police are searching for a woman who struck several people with her car in a Walmart parking...

Mar 22, 2017

Scumbags Of The Year Arrested For Running A Fake Funeral For Their ‘Son’

Brittney Schmidt and Vincent Fina, a Brooklyn couple, are accused of perpetrating a scheme to scam drug money from firefighters...

Mar 22, 2017

13-Year-Old Charged With Murder After He Killed His Grandfather Over Doing The Dishes

A 13-year-old Ohio boy has been charged with murdering his 80-year-old grandfather after he “used the elderly man’s head like...

Mar 22, 2017

Uh, Yeah, Megan Fox Is Definitely Back

Some of you young bloods may not remember this, but there was a time when Megan Fox was the hottest...

Mar 22, 2017

Boy On Life Support After Being Shot By Toddler Brother Who Had ‘Practiced Pulling The Trigger’

A nine-year-old Arizona boy is fighting for his life after he was shot by his two-year-old brother who was using...

Mar 21, 2017

Oregon Town Elects New Mayor Anddd He’s Trying To Meet Up With 14-Year-Old Girls

Kenneth Lewis Barrett, the 71-year-old mayor of Winston, Oregon, was arrested Sunday, March 19, after he was accused of setting...

Mar 21, 2017

The Internet Is Going Bananas Over This (Probably Fake) Video Of Ibn Ali Breaking Up A Street Fight

Maybe I’m too woke at this point. Too cynical. The ‘too much internet’ syndrome, as I like to call it....

Mar 21, 2017

University Of Tennessee Martin Placed On Lockdown After Gunshots On Campus

The University of Tennessee at Martin is on lockdown after a report of a shooting near campus. According to the...

Mar 21, 2017

Sam Jenkins, Swarthmore College Sophomore, Dies After Freak Skateboarding Accident

Sam Jenkins, a sophomore at Swarthmore College, died after a freak skateboarding accident in front of fellow students on his...

Mar 21, 2017

Florida Couple Bring 5-Year-Old Into Bar, Puke Everywhere, Fight The Manager, Get Arrested

A couple of Florida degenerates are facing child neglect charges after Pinellas County deputies say they took their five-year-old child...

Mar 21, 2017

High School Football Coach Suspended For Putting Privates In Hot Dog Bun & Showing It To Players

Spokane, Washington school officials have suspended Ferris High School football coach Jim Sharkey while they investigate claims that he exposed...

Mar 21, 2017

Andre Zuczek, California Teenager Falls From Third-Floor Balcony & Dies While High On LSD

Andre Zuczek, a 15-year-old student at Santa Monica High School, fell three stories to his death while high on LSD....

Mar 21, 2017

Teenager Lauren Jenkins Found Dead In Woods Two Days After Walking Away From Nearly-Fatal Car Crash

Lauren Jenkins, a 17-year-old girl, was found dead in the woods in North Carolina two days after being involved in...

Mar 21, 2017

Binghamton University Student Dies After Drunkenly Falling From Fraternity Balcony

Conor Donnelly, a former class president at Nanuet High School who was attending Binghamton University, died on Saturday, March 18,...

Mar 21, 2017

Sarah Fowlkes Is The Latest Smokeshow Teacher Sleeping With Her Students

Sarah Fowlkes, a former science teacher at Lockhart High School, smiled as she posed for a mugshot after being arrested...

Mar 21, 2017

Dave Chappelle’s Analogy To Explain Why He Walked Away From $50 Million Is Eye-Opening

For the first time in over a decade, Dave Chappelle is back in the spotlight. With two new stand-up specials...

Mar 21, 2017

Dude Is So Unhappy With His McDonald’s He Jumps Through The Drive-Thru Window To Start A Fight

I didn’t know anyone hated McDonald’s as much as I do. CCTV surveillance video inside the Baltimore McDonald’s captured a...

Mar 20, 2017

Jake Gyllenhaal & Ryan Reynolds Screwing Around In This Interview Is The Best Video Of The Day

The first point I want to make is that this video hurts both my eyes, and then more importantly, my...

Mar 20, 2017

College Hockey Team Raises $5000 For Arena Custodian To Visit Family For First Time In 33 Years

The men’s hockey team at Augsburg College in Minneapolis, Minnesota, have raised $5,000 so an immigrant arena custodian could afford...

Mar 20, 2017

Turns Out This Chick Dropped That Blonde Girl For Twerking On Her Boyfriend

My initial reaction when I saw this video was that this girl is SCREWED. You don’t go wildly viral for...

Mar 20, 2017

Kendall Jenner Coming In Hot With The Photo Shoot Of The Year For La Perla

Besides just getting robbed of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of jewelry, it’s got to be nice to be...

Mar 20, 2017

What Is The Greatest ‘Chappelle’s Show’ Skit Of All Time?

After over a decade out of the spotlight, the world’s best comic is finally making a return to the stage....

Mar 20, 2017

Guy In Onesie Vs. Bootleg Ed Sheeran Vs. Fedora-Wearing Woman Makes The Best Fight Video Ever

Most fight videos are like a pitcher that only has one of two good pitches — it gets the job...

Mar 20, 2017

Australian Teenager Jumps Into Crocodile-Infested Waters To Impress Smokeshow, Almost Dies

Lee De Paauw, an 18-year-old Australian teen, almost had his armed ripped off by a 13-foot long crocodile after jumping...

Mar 20, 2017

Meet The Teacher Who Was Busted With $6 Million Worth Of Drugs

Karla Alvarez, a middle school teacher, is facing drug trafficking and gun charges along with two others after Georgia police...

Mar 20, 2017

Father Live Streams His Own Death On Facebook Live

Footage streamed on Facebook Live shows Tennessee police fatally shooting Rodney James Hess, who authorities said tried to hit officers...

Mar 17, 2017

Trump Reads An ‘Irish Proverb’ For St. Patrick’s Day And Oh, Whoops It’s Actually A Nigerian Poem

Right before his probable weekend getaway to Mar-A-Lago, Donald Trump just had to squeeze one more preposterous moment into his...

Mar 17, 2017

University Of Maryland To Hire ‘Undocumented Student Coordinator’

In response to Donald Trump’s failed repeated attempts to pass an immigration ban, the University of Maryland plans to hire...

Mar 17, 2017

Delta Upsilon At Grand Valley State Shut Down For Alcohol Violations

Delta Upsilon, a fraternity at Grand Valley State University, has been shut down for repeatedly violating drug and alcohol policies....

Mar 17, 2017

This Dude Is A Serial First Date Dine-And-Dasher

A woman from California has become the latest victim of an alleged serial dine-and-dash-dater, who is accused of repeatedly skipping...

Mar 17, 2017

Sooo This Video Of A Door Opening & Closing In A Brazilian Morgue Is Definitely Proof Of Ghosts, Right?

Okay, this video comes with very little context, so you’re going to have to bare with me. Ghosts aren’t as...

Mar 17, 2017

Sean Spicer Wore A Green Tie On TV & Some Visionary Made A Glorious GIF

Oh, Spicey. At first, I hated you, and then, courtesy of Melissa McCarthy’s otherworldly impression of you, I began to...

Mar 17, 2017

University Of Kansas Star Josh Jackson Charged After Threatening Player On Women’s Team

Josh Jackson, a University of Kansas men’s basketball player, has been accused of threatening a women’s basketball team player while...

Mar 17, 2017

INCREDIBLE Footage Shows Moment Good Samaritan Kills Man Beating Cop

INCREDIBLE. Capital letters totally necessary. My heart is literally racing after watching that. Should I get a gun? Have the...

Mar 16, 2017

Yari Arroyo, FDNY EMT & Mother Of 5, Killed After Being Run Over By Her Own Ambulance

  Yari Arroyo, an FDNY EMT and mother of five has been killed after a criminal stole her ambulance and...

Mar 16, 2017

I’m All In On Justin Bieber Being An Ancient Reptilian Walking Among Us

Back in my day, before all the kids were calling it #FakeNews, we had good old fashioned conspiracy theories. Flat-earth,...

Mar 16, 2017

Google Says Computers Will Be In Our Brains By 2029

I’ve been very vocal about my distaste for how quickly technology is advancing — specifically, self-driving cars. Why we want...

Mar 16, 2017

Pilar Sanders: Hottest Photos On The Internet

Normally, I’d be the guy to call Odell an idiot and say that he should be out smashing all the...

Mar 16, 2017

Teacher Takes Out $4.5K Loan, Grabs 2 Handguns, Goes On The Run With Student He Was Seen Kissing

Tad Cummins, 50, is on the run from police, armed with two handguns, after disappearing with a student named Elizabeth...

Mar 16, 2017

Here’s A Glimpse Into The Unearthly Madness That Is South Padre Island

If you’re reading this, it means you’re probably not on spring break right now. And if you are, well, I...

Mar 16, 2017

Forget Taylor Swift & Beyonce, Selena Gomez Is Back To Remind Everyone Who’s Boss

Just when we start sleeping on Selena Gomez, she comes from the clouds with maybe the hottest photo shoot she’s...

Mar 16, 2017

Congressman Calls Rachel Maddow ‘Sir’ & I Can’t Tell If That’s Sexist Or Not

Sorry to ruin your day, but I’m going to open a quick Pandora’s box of feminism on you because I...

Mar 16, 2017

Intense Footage Shows Woman Jumping Out Of Trunk To Escape Kidnapping

Intense surveillance footage shows an Alabama woman escape from a reported robbery and kidnapping incident by jumping out of the...

Mar 16, 2017

Three Injured After Shooting At Tocqueville High School In France

French police have arrested a 17-year-old boy in the southern French town of Grasse after he shot at least two...

Mar 16, 2017

One Injured In Letter Bombing At Paris International Monetary Fund

A letter bomb exploded at the International Monetary Fund’s office in Paris, France, injuring one person. According to Paris police...

Mar 16, 2017

Stephen Colbert Shreds Rachel Maddow In Hilarious Spoof Of Her Trump Tax Return Special

Man, it’s good to have peak Stephen Colbert back. In case you missed it this past Tuesday evening, Rachel Maddow...

Mar 16, 2017

60-Year-Old Homeless Man Arrested For Shooting Two Detroit Police Officers

Raymond Durham, 60, was shot as he was on the run for the shooting of two Detroit police officers. Detroit...

Mar 16, 2017

This Video Of Chapecoense Plane Crash Survivor Alan Ruschel In Rehab Is The Definition Of Inspiring

Don’t feel like going to the gym after work? Watch this video, then come talk to me. Alan Ruschel, a...