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Eric Italiano

A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me - eric.italiano@teamcoed.com
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Minnesota Police Officer Facing Backlash After Dashcam Footage Emerges Of Violent Arrest

Worthington police officer Joe Joswiak is facing backlash after dashcam footage shows his ‘brutal attack’ on a man he pulled...

58 mins ago

North Korea Officially Denies Torturing Otto Warmbier

Four days after the passing of Otto Warmbier, North Korea has broken it’s silence to claim that they did not...

2 hours ago

Birmingham High Street Lockdown: Full Story Of Machete Attack

A man was attacked with a machete in a Birmingham High Street this morning. Police investigating at the scene. Cops...

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15 hours ago

Dude Tries To Run Biker Off The Road, Swiftly Bodies Himself & Others Instead

Growing up in New Jersey, I’ve been involved in my fair share of road rage incidents. When I was 17,...

Stephen A. Smith Had A Career Defining Moment This Morning

I’ve been watching Stephen A. Smith bloviate on the airwaves for what feels like a decade now, but I don’t...

16 hours ago

Jake Gyllenhaal, The Best Actor In Hollywood, Is Here To Make You Cry In The First Trailer For ‘Stronger’

I’ve been beating the ‘Jake Gyllenhaal is the best actor in Hollywood ‘ drum for quite some time now. Just...

20 hours ago

‘Rocco’s Modern Life’ Will Be Returning To Your Television In 2018

I mean, since literally everything in pop culture is rebooted these days, might as well start rebooting children’s cartoons too,...

21 hours ago

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22 hours ago

If This Hype Trailer For McGregor vs. Mayweather Doesn’t Make Your Nuts Tingle, You’re Probably Dead

The deeper and deeper I dive into the hype of this McGregor vs. Mayweather fight, the more I think that...

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22 hours ago

Canadian Sniper DRILLS An ISIS Fighter From 2 Miles Away Like A God Damn Legend

Canada?! Who knew the ole’ Canucks were nice with the sniper game? When you think of Canada, you think of...

Jun 22, 2017

Tom Cruise Wouldn’t Go ‘Risky Business’ Happy Hours Cause He Was Busy Reading The Bible & Copping BJs

As Marc Jackson says on his NBA broadcasts: “Mama, there goes that man.” Look, say what you will about his...

Jun 22, 2017

Otto Warmbier Laid To Rest Today In Ohio

Otto Warmbier was laid to rest today in his hometown of Wyoming, Ohio, and hundreds upon hundreds showed up to...

Jun 22, 2017

San Antonio Middle School Secretary Arrested For Having Relationship With 14-Year-Old

Stephanie Carmona, a 34-year-old San Antonio middle school employee, was arrested Thursday, June 15, after she was accused of having...

Jun 22, 2017

Wisconsin Lawmakers Advance Bill To Punish Students Who Disrupt Campus Speakers

On Wednesday, Wisconsin lawmakers advanced a bill that would allow the University of Wisconsin to suspend or expel students who...

Jun 22, 2017

Rihanna, Continuing Her Trend Of Being The World’s Coolest Human, Gave A Fan Advice On Heartbreak

Rihanna, man. Would you believe me if I told you she wasn’t even 30-years-old yet? That’s right, despite the fact...

Jun 22, 2017

French Fitness Model Killed After Whipped Cream Canister Hits Her In The Chest, Causing A Heartattack

Rebecca Burger, a French fitness model with over 164,000 followers on Instagram, was killed in her home by an exploding...

Jun 22, 2017

The Internet Is Loving This Good Samaritan Who Helped An Elderly Man Down An Escalator

They say you’re your truest self when you think no one is watching, and for Alonzo Johnson, that notion couldn’t...

Jun 22, 2017

Woman Known As The ‘Vegan Bernie Madoff’ Is Headed To Rikers Island

Sarma Melngailis, a criminal nicknamed ‘Vegan Bernie Madoff’, has been sentenced to more than three months in jail after confessing...

Jun 22, 2017

Otto Warmbier’s Girlfriend Speaks Out On The Death Of Her ‘Soulmate’

Alex Vagonis, the college girlfriend of Otto Warmbier, has spoken out after his death, calling him her ‘soulmate’ who helped...

Jun 21, 2017

Meet The Personal Trainer That David Beckham Thinks Is The Best In The World

If I could trade lives with anyone on Earth, in all likelihood, it’d be David Beckham. World class talent in...

Jun 21, 2017

Police Officer Stabbed In Flint, Michigan Airport Identified As Lt. Jeff Neville

The officer involved in the Flint Airport stabbing has been identified as Lt. Jeff Neville. The Federal Bureau of Investigation...

Jun 21, 2017

Markelle Fultz, The #1 Pick In The 2017 NBA Draft, Is Already Worth A Boatload Of Money

Markelle Fultz, selected #1 overall in the 2017 NBA Draft by the Philadelphia 76ers, just made himself a boatload of...

Jun 21, 2017

Mom Drops Off Her Daughter At College & Immediately Goes To Chill With The Football Team

We’ve all been there. Well, most of us at least (shout out to student loan debt!). Its the first day...

Jun 21, 2017

Off-Duty Cop Dressed Up As Batman Busts A Guy Stealing ‘The Lego Batman Movie’

A Dallas man who was shoplifting DVDs, including The Lego Batman Movie, was arrested by none other than Batman himself....

Jun 21, 2017

Damon Lindelof, Fresh Off ‘The Leftovers’, Has Been Tasked With Adapting ‘Watchmen’ For HBO

Watchmen is one of the more underrated and forgotten superhero movies that has hit the pop culture zeitgeist over the...

Jun 21, 2017

Not A Huge ‘America’s Got Talent’ Guy, But This Performance Is Straight Up Mesmerizing

I haven’t watched a talent show since, like, Ruben  Studdard (how’s that for a #TBT) won American Idol. Through a...

Jun 21, 2017

People Are Freaking Out Over This Chick Who Is Apparently FORTY-ONE Years Old

*cue the 30 for 30 music* What if I told you that growing up doesn’t mean you have to grow...

Jun 21, 2017

Pastor & ‘Life Coach’ Arrested For Taking Their Baby To A Bar, Offering Sex For Beer

Michael Trosclair, 45, and Shari Tremba, 42 have been arrested after taking their baby to a bar. According to reports,...

Jun 21, 2017

Woman Who Faked Cancer To Scheme People Out Of Thousands Of Dollars Faces 10 Years In Prison

Hillary McLellan, a 25-year-old Maine woman accused of lying about cancer, has pleaded not guilty to theft after she was...

Jun 21, 2017

Otto Warmbier’s High School Graduation Speech Is Heartbreaking

What has happened to Otto Warmbier is nothing short of tragic. Otto, a 22-year-old University of Virginia student, lost his...

Jun 21, 2017

Dashcam Footage Of The Shooting Of Philando Castile Has Been Released

Newly released footage of the moment Officer Jeronimo Yanez, who was acquitted Friday, shot and killed Philando Castile. Yanez, who...

Jun 21, 2017

Dwight Howard Being Traded To The Hornets Is The Latest Chapter Of His Sad Career

Dwight Howard is on the move again, as The Atlanta Hawks have agreed to trade the problematic center to the...

Jun 20, 2017

MSNBC Host Katy Tur Is Someone To Keep Your Eye On

24-hour cable news truly is a drag. But in the dog days of summer, when the only sport being offered...

Jun 20, 2017

Explosion Reported In Brussels Central Train Station

Two possible explosions reported in #Brussels Central station. Grand Place being evacuated & police reportedly on streets. Info unclear. pic.twitter.com/nRv4x7kIja...

Jun 20, 2017

Prodigy, One Half Of Legendary Rap Duo Mobb Deep, Dead At The Age Of 42

Prodigy, one-half of the legendary rap duo Mobb Deep, died in Las Vegas at the age of 42. Prodigy, born...

Jun 20, 2017

Conor McGregor Got A Mural Of Himself Knocking Out Floyd Mayweather Painted

Look, I’ve already placed my bet on Conor McGregor. Got him at +600, put down a hundred bucks, and haven’t...

Jun 20, 2017

Kim Jong Un Lives In Constant Fear Of Being Assassinated & Hopefully He’s Right

You think Kim Jong Un was sweating before the passing of Otto Warmbier? His fat ass is about to lose...

Jun 20, 2017

Seton Hall Halting Expansion Of Beta Theta Pi Following Timothy Piazza Trial

Rise and shine, Pirates! Good luck on any remaining exams. A post shared by Seton Hall University (@setonhall) on May...

Jun 20, 2017

Tour Agency Responsible For Otto Warmbier’s Trip To North Korea Will No Longer Accept Americans

Following the tragic death of 22-year-old Otto Warmbier, the tour agency responsible for his fateful trip the DPRK has announced...

Jun 20, 2017

Miles Teller Detained For Public Drunkenness, Could Not Give Less Of A F*ck

I’m a huge Miles Teller guy. Average looking dude, killer acting career (which started as the older douche in Project...

Jun 20, 2017

Wyoming Valedictorian Has Mic Cut As He Criticizes Administration During Graduation Speech

Peter Butera, the valedictorian and class president of Wyoming Area’s Class of 2017, had his graduation speech cut short during...

Jun 20, 2017

LeBron Is Reportedly Not Happy With GM David Griffin’s Firing

Question: is there a bigger asshole in sports than Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert? Seriously, the dude had a legitimate...

Jun 20, 2017

This Lady Right Here Literally Redefined What It Means To Be Crazy

April Townsend, a 40-year-old South Carolina woman, has been charged with attempted murder after she allegedly tied a bag round...

Jun 20, 2017

Former Navy Seal & CIA Agent Arrested In Connection With Smuggling Investigation

James Dennis ‘J.D.’ Smith, a 49-year-old former CIA special agent and Navy Seal, has been arrested in connection with an...

Jun 20, 2017

Wasted Farmer Gets Into Fight With Pig, Gets Weiner & Fingers Bitten Off, Dies

Life comes at you fast, you know? One second you’re getting a buzz on, and the next thing you know,...

Jun 20, 2017

Even If He Didn’t Win The US Open, Brooks Koepka Was Doing Just Fine

The NBA Finals are over, the Stanley Cup playoffs are done, football is still months away, and baseball is headed...

Jun 20, 2017

Former Vanderbilt Football Player On Trial For Rape Says He Was ‘Bullied’ Into It

Brandon Banks, a Vanderbilt University football player charged with raping an unconscious female student, says he was bullied into the...

Jun 20, 2017

Sean Spicer Was Canned From His Job As Press Secretary, So, Memes!

I feel sorry for Sean Spicer for a number of reasons. And those reasons include, but are not limited to:...

Jun 19, 2017

Lexington Teacher Lindsey Jarvis Charged With Sexually Assaulting 16-Year-Old Student

Lindsey Batna Jarvis, a 27-year-old former Fayette County school employee, has been charged with two counts of 3rd-degree rape after...

Jun 19, 2017

Otto Warmbier, The 22-Year-Old UVA Student Released From North Korea Last Week, Has Died

Otto Warmbier, the University of Virginia student who was detained in North Korea for nearly a year and a half,...

Jun 19, 2017

Darren Osborne Identified As The Assailant In The Finsbury Park Mosque Attack

Darren Osborne, a 47-year-old Cardiff man, has been arrested for allegedly running his van into pedestrians outside of a mark...

Jun 19, 2017

16-Year-Old Arrested In Connection With The Square One Mall Lockdown

A 16-year-old identified teenager has been arrested for the active shooter situation at the Square One Mall in Massachusettes on...

Jun 19, 2017

SWAT Team Responding To Active Shooter Situation At Dick’s Sporting Goods In Massachusetts

There is an active shooter situation unfolding at the Square One Mall in Massachusettes. According to reports, state and local...

Jun 19, 2017

Man Responsible For Attack At The Finsbury Park Mosque Identified As Darren Osborne

Darren Osborne, a 47-year-old man from Cardiff, has been arrested for allegedly running his van into pedestrians outside of a...

Jun 19, 2017

Ariel Winter & Summer Are A Match Made In Heaven

There are people who say they don’t care what other people think about them, and then there’s Ariel Winter. You...

Jun 19, 2017

This ‘Game Of Thrones’ Actor Says His Character Will Be Worse Than Ramsay Bolton

At the time of this writing, we are exactly 27 days away from the release of the seventh season of...

Jun 19, 2017

KD Spent The Night Arguing About Whether Or Not He Likes To Get Farted On

Ever since coattailing winning his first NBA Championship a week ago, Kevin Durant has reverted back to his old Twitter-self,...

Jun 19, 2017

The Internet Fell In Love With This Young Red Sox Fan Over The Weekend

Ari Schultz, a 5-year-old boy who has been in Boston Children’s Hospital for over six months due to a heart...

Jun 19, 2017

Virginia Man Arrested For Beating 17-Year-Old Muslim Girl To Death With A Bat

Police in Fairfax, Virginia have found the body of Nabra Hussein, a 17-year-old girl who went missing from The ADAMS...

Jun 18, 2017

17-Year-Old Muslim Girl Beaten To Death On Her Way Home From Virginia Mosque

The body of Nabra Hassanen, a 17-year-old girl who went missing from The ADAMS Center Mosque on the morning of...

Jun 18, 2017

Multiple Injuries & Casualties Reported After Van Swerves Into Crowd Outside Of Mosque In London

One person has been arrested following an incident on Seven Sisters Road in Finsbury Park in London. Initial reports indicate...

Jun 16, 2017

Randy Moss Breaks Down In Tears While Discussing Late Coach Dennis Green

Last June, former Minnesota Vikings and Arizona Cardinals head coach Dennis Green unexpectedly passed away at the age of 67...

Jun 16, 2017

Rimrose Primary School Lockdown: Full Story & Must-See Details

There was a lockdown at the Rimrose Primary School in Seaforth after an intruder entered the school. Police currently checking...

Jun 16, 2017

People Are Getting High On Weird Drugs & Turning Into Zombies Again

Remember last summer (or was that two summers ago? the years all blend together these days) when everyone in Florida...

Jun 16, 2017

Michelle Carter Found Guilty Of Involuntary Manslaughter

Michelle Carter, a 20-year-old Massachusetts woman who sent her boyfriend text messages encouraging him to kill himself, has been convicted...

Jun 16, 2017

Helmut Kohl, Former Chancellor Of Germany Who Unified Nation After Berlin Wall, Dead At 87

Helmut Kohl, the former chancellor of Germany, has died at the age of 87. He died in his home in...

Jun 16, 2017

Steve Harvey Tells Flint Resident To Enjoy Their ‘Brown Glass Of Water’

I’ve always felt like the odd man out on this one, but I’ve always DESPISED Steve Harvey. His dumb bald...

Jun 16, 2017

Guys Puts His Head In Crocodile’s Mouth, Immediately Regrets It

We bring you to somewhere in the Eastern half of the world, where entertainment and death apparently go hand in...

Jun 16, 2017

So, They May Have Revealed Jon Snow’s Real Name (For All You Noobs Who Didn’t Already Know It)

Can you feel it in your loins, people? That feeling is Game Of Thrones being four weeks away. That’s right,...

Jun 16, 2017

Kent State Football Player Who Died During Practice Was Likely Killed By Hyperthermia

An Ohio County coroner’s office has determined that hyperthermia is the likely cause of death of Tyler Heintz, a Kent...

Jun 16, 2017

DJ Khaled Has Done It Again

Another banger. A week away from the release of his 10th studio album Grateful, DJ Khaled has released the fourth...

Jun 16, 2017

Alex Jones Covertly Recorded His Conversation With Megyn Kelly

For someone who claims not to be paranoid, this is an all-time paranoid move from Alex Jones. After a week...

Jun 15, 2017

Otto Warmbier Dug His Own Grave

But as you grow older, you begrudgingly realize those rules are there for a reason — they’re there to keep...

Jun 15, 2017

If I’m In The NBA, I Am Absolutely TERRIFIED Of A Bald LeBron James

Let me tell you something about LeBron James: for a guy with as much money and fame he has, he...

Jun 15, 2017

Parents Sue University Of Nevada Fraternity Over The Death Of Their Son

The family of Ryan Abele, a Sigma Nu pledge who died in October 2016, have filed a lawsuit against the...

Jun 15, 2017

Here Are All The Best Photos & Videos From The Warriors Championship Parade

The Golden State Warriors and their fans are celebrating their second title in three years, and fifth overall, today in...

Jun 15, 2017

New York City Decriminalizes Peeing In Public, Saves Drunken Idiots Hundreds Of Dollars In Fines

Did you know that if you get three public urination tickets in New Jersey (or maybe everywhere, I don’t know)...

Jun 15, 2017

Blimp Bursts Into Flames & Crashes Near The US Open In Wisconsin

A PenFed blimp flying over the US Open national golf championship in Erin, Wisconsin has caught fire and crashed. Nobody...

Jun 15, 2017

5th Grade Teacher Arrested For Sleeping With A 13-Year-Old

Elizabeth Barthelmas, a 48-year-old fifth-grade teacher, was arrested on Wednesday, June 15 for allegedly having a sexual relationship with an...

Jun 15, 2017

University Of Hawaii Offers Scholarship To An 11-Year-Old

The University of Hawaii has offered a scholarship to an eleven-year-old quarterback, making him the youngest recruit in the school’s...

Jun 15, 2017

NCAA Release Sanctions Against The University Of Louisville Basketball Team

The NCAA Committee on Infractions has released their report on the panel’s decision regarding the University of Louisville sex scandal...