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Eric Italiano

A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me - eric.italiano@teamcoed.com
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13 hours ago

Hard Knocks Stream: How To Watch Buccaneers Hard Knocks Episode 3 Online

Hard Knocks is back on HBO with an all-new season and team. This year focuses on Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ preparation...

16 hours ago

The Newest ‘American Horror Story’ Trailer Is Here & It Looks Like The Best Season In Years

Full confession, I’ve only seen two seasons of American Horror Story: the first two. And while I haven’t kept up...

17 hours ago

Everything You Need To Know About The Meth Head Who Survived In The Woods For A Month

Lisa Theris, a 25-year-old woman who went missing in the Alabama woods, was found alive on Saturday, August 12, after...

20 hours ago

3 Strangers From Different Sides Of The Political Spectrum Get High & Talk Politics

I’m not going to pretend like I think weed is the answer here. Look, weed is tight, everyone knows this,...

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21 hours ago

Texas A&M Mandating Sexual Assault Training For All Students

For the upcoming year, Texas A&M University has decided to require students from all levels and campuses to take part...

The Title Of The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Finale Has Been Revealed

Yes. This is it, people. This what we’ve been waiting for: the title of the season 7 finale of Game...

21 hours ago

Teacher At One Of The Nation’s Most Expensive Schools Arrested For Sexual Assault

Aimee Palmitessa, a 45-year-old Chemistry teacher at Brentwood School in Los Angeles, has been arrested after she allegedly engaged in...

21 hours ago

The Director Of “Beyond The Wall” Hears Your Timeline Complaints & Frankly Doesn’t Care

A bunch of Game Of Thrones hardos have come out of the woodworks to attempt to bash the logistics of...

22 hours ago

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22 hours ago

These New Jennifer Lopez Pictures Will Leave You Speechless

Truly ageless. Now 48-years-old, Jennifer Lopez is genuinely as attractive, if not more so, than any other woman on Earth....

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23 hours ago

Texas Baby Sitter Arrested For Trying To Bang The Kid She Was Watching

Esmeralda Marie Medellin, an 18-year-old Texas babysitter, allegedly forced the four-year-old boy she was left in charge of to perform...

Aug 22, 2017

Miles Teller Proposed To His Smoke Girlfriend Keleigh Sperry

These two got engaged while on an African Safari over the weekend!! Can't believe the last Sperry girl is engaged!...

Aug 22, 2017

College Student Mysteriously Dies While Hiking Colorado Trail With Friends

Susanna DeForest, of Collegeville, Pennsylvania, was pronounced dead on Friday, August 18, after a Colorado rescue team found her following...

Aug 21, 2017

Solar Eclipse 2017 Live Stream: How To Watch Eclipse Online

A solar eclipse is scheduled to hit the United States today for the first time in nearly 40 years. A...

Aug 21, 2017

The Funniest Reactions To The Solar Eclipse On The Internet

A solar eclipse is scheduled to hit the United States today and for the first time in decades and it’s...

Aug 21, 2017

‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 7 Finale Leak: How To Watch Online & Download

According to Mashable, hackers claim to have stolen the season seven finale for Game Of Thrones and are going to...

Aug 21, 2017

Hackers Claim They Have The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 7 Finale & Are Going To Release It Soon

I guess Alfred was right: some men (or women! #hackerequality) just want to watch the world burn. After an almost...

Aug 21, 2017

Everton & Manchester City Wrap Up The Second Week Of The Premier League Season At The Etihad

Everton heads to Manchester to take on Manchester City for the final match of the second week of the 2017 ...

Aug 21, 2017

Subirats Spain Terror Attack: Full Story & Must-See Details

An incident is unfolding in Subirats, Spain, where police have shot Younes Abouyaaquob, the suspect from the Barcelona terror attack,...

Aug 21, 2017

Where Can You Buy Solar Eclipse Glasses Anyway?

A solar eclipse is scheduled to hit the United States today for the first time in nearly 40 years. A...

Aug 21, 2017

Two Drunk LA Girls Go Absolutely Nuclear On Their Uber Driver

Is there a job on Earth less rewarding than being an Uber driver? The payment is minimal, the job mindless,...

Aug 21, 2017

University Of Texas To Remove Statues Of General Robert E. Lee & Other Confederate Figures

Greg Fenves, the President of the University of Texas President Greg Fenves, has ordered the removal of statues of General...

Aug 20, 2017

Game Of Thrones Live Stream: How To Watch Season 7, Episode 6 “Beyond The Wall” Online

This is it people, the one we’ve been waiting for. In what’s shaping up to be the most dramatic episode...

Aug 20, 2017

WWE SummerSlam 2017 Live Stream: How To Watch Online

WWE SummerSlam kicks off tonight with ten super-matches scheduled. Get ready for a splash of some sports entertainment with the...

Aug 18, 2017

Seth Rogen Dropped A Bunch Of ‘Knocked Up’ Fun Facts For Its 10th Anniversary

In case you weren’t already feeling old today, apparently, yesterday was the tenth anniversary of the modern comedy classic Superbad....

Aug 18, 2017

One Day After Deadly Barcelona Incident, Terror Attack In Finland Leaves One Dead

According to reports, one person has been killed and several other have injured in a knife attack in Turku, Finland....

Aug 18, 2017

The Meadows, New York City’s Best Music Festival, Is Back For A Bigger & Better Second Year

Despite only being around for one year, The Meadows quickly established itself as New York City’s premier music festival. With...

Aug 18, 2017

Pennsylvania High School Teacher Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Freshman Student

Melissa Bonkoski, a 38-year-old Pennslyvania high school teacher, has been arrested on sexual assault charges after she allegedly had a...

Aug 18, 2017

Emilia Clarke Reveals That Jon Snow Is A True Targaryen In Exclusive Footage

Sometimes you forget that the people playing your favorite character in your favorite show or movie are just regular, goofy,...

Aug 17, 2017

Driss Oukabir Photos: Must-See Pictures Of Barcelona Terrorist

Driss Oukabir has been identified as the terrorist responsible for the van ramming attack in Barcelona. Barcelona police are calling...

Aug 17, 2017

Driss Oukabir Arrested In Connection With Barcelona Terrorist Attack

A van driven into a crowd by Driss Oukabir in Barcelona has reportedly left 13 people dead. Oukabir has been...

Aug 17, 2017

Charlotte Flair Speaks Out On Her Father Ric’s Hospitlaization

Ashley Elizabeth Fliehr was born on April 5, 1986 in Charlotte, North Carolina. She is the daughter of legendary wrestler...

Aug 17, 2017

Penn State Denies Orphaned Student Who Lives In Pennsylvania In-State Tuition

Rachel Higgins, who grew up in my hometown, Wayne, New Jersey, has been living at Penn State for over the...

Aug 17, 2017

You Need To Be Watching “I’m Sorry” With Andrea Savage

Man, if I was about 10, 15-years-older, this woman would be my dream girl. Andrea Savage, a comedy writer and...

Aug 17, 2017

The Transcript Of Martin Shkreli’s Jury Selection Is Comedy Gold

Despite the fact that most of the country’s anger has been rightfully directed towards the White House, real–life Teenage Mutant...

Aug 17, 2017

Fox News Is Essentially State Run Media But At Least They Hire Chicks Like Carley Shimkus

Despite the fact that I couldn’t agree with a word that they’re saying, I actually watch Fox News more than...

Aug 17, 2017

Former High School Baseball Player Is Suing His Coach For Benching Him

Robbie Lopez, a former Los Altos High School baseball player, is suing the school district and his former coach because...

Aug 17, 2017

Conor McGregor Was On ‘Conan’ Last Night Sounding Like A Man On A Mission

Woo! If you didn’t take Conor McGregor seriously before, you best start now, cause that right there is a man...

Aug 17, 2017

Florida (!) High School Student Arrested For Threatening Her Teacher On Social Media

Desiree Zio, a Florida high school student, has been accused of threatening to kill her teacher on social media. Zio,...

Aug 17, 2017

University Of Florida Denies Richard Spencer’s Request To Speak On Campus

The University of Florida shut down a request by white nationalist Richard Spencer’s group to have him speak on campus...

Aug 17, 2017

Incoming Alt-Right Boston University Freshman Withdraws From University

Nicholas Fuentes, an 18-year-old who participated in the white supremacy rallies in Charlottesville, Virginia, says he has withdrawn from Boston...

Aug 17, 2017

Illinois College Student Sues School For Violation Of First Amendment Rights

Joshua Zale, an Illinois student at Moraine Valley Community College, is suing the university after he was barred from the...

Aug 16, 2017

Former Mrs. America Facing Jail Time For Stealing From Macy’s

Jennifer Kline, a 51-year-old former beauty queen, is facing five years in prison after she was convicted of felony theft....

Aug 16, 2017

Spanish Super Cup Live Stream: Watch Real Madrid vs. Barcelona Leg 2 Online

On August 16, the second leg of the 2017 Spanish Super Cup will take place between Real Madrid and Barcelona....

Aug 16, 2017

The Mother Of Charlottesville Victim Heather Heyer Gave An Inspirational Speech At Her Funeral

Susan Bro, the mother of 32-year-old Charlottesville victim Heather Heyer, spoke today at her daughter’s service, saying that the White...

Aug 16, 2017

Texas Police Searching For Man Who Allegedly Made Love To A Chain Link Fence

Eliodoro Estala, a 32-year-old Austin, Texas resident who allegedly had sex with a chain-link fence, is on the run from...

Aug 16, 2017

Everything You Need To Know About ‘Game Of Thrones’ Newest Episode “Death Is The Enemy”

With HBO Nordic in Spain accidentally airing the latest episode of Game Of Thrones, show watchers from all over the...

Aug 16, 2017

Delta College Student Charged With Falsely Reporting A Felony

Mary Zolkowski, a 21-year-old Delta College student, has been charged after she falsely claimed that she was raped on the...

Aug 16, 2017

Hope Hicks Photos: Must-See Pictures of Interim White House Communications Director

Hope Hicks, only 28-year-old, is President Donald J. Trump’s longest serving political aide and has been named the interim White...

Aug 16, 2017

Smoke Hope Hicks Selected As Interim White House Communications Director

Following the dismissal of Anthony “The Mooch” Scarramucci, Hope Hicks, one of Donald Trump’s longest serving political aides, has been...

Aug 16, 2017

‘Game Of Thrones’ Latest Episode Accidentally Aired By HBO Spain, Episode & Spoilers Now Everywhere

Yikes. Chalk up an L for another foreign branch of HBO. A couple of weeks after HBO India got hacked...

Aug 16, 2017

Miko Grimes: Hottest Photos On The Web Of Brent’s Wife

Miko Grimes is one of the most, ahem, outspoke WAGs in all of sports. There’s no doubt that she has...

Aug 16, 2017

Miko Grimes Is Back In The Public Spotlight Thanks To ‘Hard Knocks’

Miko Grimes, the outspoken wife of Pro Bowl cornerback Brent Grimes, has found her way back into the public spotlight...

Aug 16, 2017

TCU Basketball Defeats Dunder Mifflin Despite Jim Halpert’s 28 Points & 9 Rebounds

Sometimes life isn’t so bad after all. Sometimes, the good guys win. Sometimes, fantasy and reality collide to create something...

Aug 16, 2017

Georgia Gym Teacher Arrested For Sleeping With 15-Year-Old Student

Shawnetta Reece, a former Georgia middle school gym teacher, was arrested after she allegedly had a sexual relationship with a...

Aug 16, 2017

Fox News Host Eboni Williams Had The Best Response To The White House’s Remarks

After his predictably dumb statements on Tuesday, politicians, and pundits from both sides of the aisle to bash Donald Trump’s...

Aug 15, 2017

Hard Knocks Stream: How To Watch Buccaneers Hard Knocks Episode 2 Online

Hard Knocks is back on HBO with an all-new season and team. This year focuses on Tampa Bay Buccaneers preparation...

Aug 15, 2017

Top 5 Most Overrated Fantasy Football Players This Season

Fantasy football leagues are drafting all across the country, so in honor of that, we bring you the five most...

Aug 15, 2017

88-Year-Old Orthodontist Becomes The Oldest Person To Summit Mount Kilimanjaro

This right here is life goals. Dr. Fred Distelhorst, an 88-year-old retired orthodontist has become the oldest person to climb...

Aug 15, 2017

Two College Girls Die While Climbing Mount Hood

Emily Lang, a 19-year-old Western Washington University student, and Emma Place, a 19-year-old Gonzaga University student, died over the weekend...

Aug 15, 2017

That Christie Brinkley Sure Has Good Genes Huh?

Sailor Brinkley-Cook has decided to show the world just how great the genes she inherited from Momma Brinkley are. Earlier...

Aug 15, 2017

The Mooch Was On Colbert Last Night

Moooooooooooooooooooooch! Mooch! Mooch! Mooch! Mooch! Mooch! He’s back and better than ever, baby. Coincidence that the White House went from...

Aug 15, 2017

Nicki Minaj Has Joined The Instagram Arms Race

Over the weekend, it seemed that every attractive celebrity with an Instagram just went wild. Our girl Emily Ratajkowski threw...

Aug 15, 2017

Ohio Teacher Accused Of Having A Baby With One Of Her Students

Laura Lynn Cross, a 36-year-old Ohio teacher has been accused of having a sexual relationship with one of her students...

Aug 15, 2017

Here Are Multiple Ideas Better Than Jon & Dany’s Current Plan

While no one has ever accused Jon Snow of being a master tactician, the King in the North’s latest foray...

Aug 14, 2017

A White Supremacist’s Father Publicly Disowns His Son Due To His Participation In Charlottesville

The father of a White Nationalist has publicly disavowed his son due to his participation in the Charlotteville rally. Pearce...

Aug 14, 2017

Jerry Drake Varnell Arrested In Oklahoma City After He Attempted To Detonate A Bomb

Jerry Drake Varnell, an Oklahoma man, was arrested after he attempted to detonate a vehicle bomb parked outside an Oklahoma...

Aug 14, 2017

Florida (!) Man Who Caused $100,000 In Damage Blames A “Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar”

A 32-year-old Florida man claiming to be named Alice Wonderland has been arrested after he cost $100,000 in damage to...

Aug 14, 2017

Just How Much Is John Oliver Getting Paid For His Fiery Hot Takes?

John Oliver is a 40-year-old British comedian, talk-show host, political commentator, writer, and actor who is the host of the...

Aug 14, 2017

Florida Gators Suspend Seven Players For Season Opener Against Michigan

The University of Florida football team has suspended seven players for its September 2 season opener against the University of...

Aug 14, 2017

This Twitter Account Outing The White Nationalists In Charlottesville Is Just Delightful

As our country continues to turn into a dystopian future sci-fi movie version of itself, it’s becoming harder and harder...

Aug 14, 2017

‘Game Of Thrones’ All But Confirmed One Of The Show’s Most Popular Theories

Game Of Thrones continues to steamroll through its seventh season (literally, as characters seem to be teleporting all over the...

Aug 14, 2017

Everything You Need To Know About Heather Heyer, The Woman Killed At The Charlottesville Protests

The 32-year-old woman who was killed in Charlottesville, Virginia, while protesting white nationalists and Nazis has been identified as Heather...

Aug 14, 2017

UCF Bookstore Employee Steals More Than $20,000 Worth Of Textbooks

Jose Roberto Alonzo, a 39-year-old University of Central Florida bookstore employee, stole more than $20,000 worth of textbooks and then...

Aug 13, 2017

Game Of Thrones Live Stream: How To Watch Season 7, Episode 5 “Eastwatch” Live Online

Game Of Thrones’ epic seventh season continues tonight with the fifth episode of the season, “Eastwatch”. The title of the...

Aug 11, 2017

The Premier League Season Kicks Off With A Matchup Between Arsenal & Leicester City

The Premier League 2016-2017 season kicked off yesterday, but unquestionably the biggest game of the weekend takes place today between...

Aug 11, 2017

West Texas A&M University Police Officer Dies After Being Bitten By Feral Cat

Monty D. Platt, a 47-year-old West Texas A&M University Police officer, has died two weeks after he was bitten by...

Aug 11, 2017

Taco Bell’s Latest Crime Against Humanity Is A Burrito Filled With Pop Rocks

Tell me if you’ve heard this one before. “Grotesque fast food chain invents new gimmick menu item to entice their...

Aug 11, 2017

11th Grade Boy Killed During High School Football Practice Identified As Josh Mileto

Josh Mileto, an 11th-grade student at Sachem East High School in Farmingville, Long Island, was killed during football practice on...