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Eric Italiano

A New Jersey native who firmly subscribes to the 'it's better to be lucky than good' ideology, my main goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay.
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2 hours ago

‘Taboo’ FX Stream: Watch Season 1 Episode 2 Online

Tom Hardy’s new FX series Taboo finally premiered last week and continues tonight at 10:00 P.M. EST. The eight-episode miniseries, ...

2 hours ago

The #1 College Town In America Smokes A Lot Of Marijuana

The American Institute for Economic Research published their yearly review of the top 20 college towns in America. Boulder, Colorado,...

3 hours ago

23 Different San Diego Moving Companies Are Refusing To Help The Chargers Move To LA

We’ve all heard the saying “don’t cut off your nose to spite your face,” but I couldn’t disagree more. Spite...

3 hours ago

Dave Chappelle Popped Up In LA To Do A Quick Set About Obama & Trump

Further proof that Dave Chappelle is a genius: Could his long-awaited comeback have come at a better time? Fans of...

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4 hours ago

This Mini-Documentary About Trump Voters Who Use Obamacare Is Your Education For The Day

As Albert Einstein famously said, “Once you stop learning, you start dying.” And as someone less famous than Einstein once...

Big Ben & Mike Tomlin Are Pretty, Pretty Pissed At Antonio Brown

After the Pittsburgh Steelers escaped Kansas City on Sunday night with an 18-16 win in their Divisional Round matchup to...

5 hours ago

It’s About Damn Time They Made An Honest Trailer For ‘Space Jam’

I’ll be the first to admit Honest Trailers are nowhere near as funny as they used to be. Back in...

5 hours ago

Marshawn Lynch Spotted In Scotland Popping Wheelies & Playing Chicken With Oncoming Traffic

Has there ever been an athlete quite like Marshawn Lynch? What’s great about Beast Mode is that you know what...

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Nigerian Air Force ‘Mistakenly’ Bombs Refugee Camp, Accidentally Kills More Than 100 People

A Nigerian state official says an Air Force fighter jet on a mission against Boko Haram extremists mistakenly bombed a...

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7 hours ago

Welcome To Russian College, Where Cheat-Sheets Are Literally Bigger Than You Are

I’m going to be completely honest, I didn’t even know they had formal schooling in Russia. Russia kind of strikes...

7 hours ago

The Mountain From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Throwing Washing Machines To Set A World Record Is Mesmerizing

Hafthór “Thor” Björnsson is a man known for playing the Mountain and Zombie Mountain on HBO’s hit series Game Of...

7 hours ago

Police Identify Man Shot In Fairfax County Hostage Situation As Mohammad Azim Doudzai

Mohammad Azim Doudzai was identified by Fairfax County Virginia police as the man shot by an officer after he allegedly ...

8 hours ago

Politician Glad He ‘No Longer Has To Be Politically Correct’ Arrested For Grabbing A Woman’s P*ssy

Christopher von Keyserling, 71, has served on the Greenwich, Connecticut Representative Town Meeting board since 1985. Thirty years after being...

8 hours ago

Suspicious Package Causes Evacuations At Temple University

The Philadelphia Police Department says a suspicious package prompted evacuations near the Temple College of Engineering at 12th and Norris...

9 hours ago

Shout Out To This Old Couple Who Seemed Like Their Acid Kicked In During The Celtics Game

You know how Forrest Gump says, “And that’s all I have to say about that”? That’s me right now, except...

9 hours ago

The First Story Trailer For ‘Injustice 2’ Is Here

Injustice: Gods Among Us blew fans away back in 2013 with its brawler gameplay and dark storyline, most notably making...

11 hours ago

Here Is A Massive McDonald’s Brawl To Start Your Day

Apparently when it comes to McDonald’s, Argentinians are not to be f*cked with. Recently released video footage shows a fight...

12 hours ago

American College Student Trampled To Death In Mexican Nightclub Shooting

  Alejandra Villanueva Ibarra, an 18-year-old student, has been confirmed as the lone American fatality in a shooting that took...

12 hours ago

Stephen Colbert Dusted Off ‘The Werd’ Last Night

Stephen Colbert has revived segments from his former show on Comedy Central a few times since becoming the host of...

Jan 16, 2017

‘The Young Pope’ Stream: Watch Season 1 Episode 2 Online

One of HBO’s newest flagship series, The Young Pope, premiered last night, with the second episode dropping tonight on MLK...

Jan 15, 2017

‘The Young Pope’ Stream: Watch HBO Series Premiere Online

One of HBO’s newest flagship series premieres tonight as Jude Law and Paolo Sorrentino’s The Young Pope begins its first...

Jan 13, 2017

Don’t You Hate It When “Possessed” Naked Women Steal Your Police Truck?

The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office has released body camera footage of an encounter between a deputy and a naked woman,...

Jan 13, 2017

Dana White Has Offered Floyd Mayweather & Conor McGregor $25 Million Each To Fight

On Friday afternoon, UFC president Dana White appeared on The Herd with Colin Cowherd on Fox Sports 1, where he...

Jan 13, 2017

Aggressive Move By This School Using Sexual Assault In A Math Problem, No?

School sucks enough as is, so the last thing students need is a sexual assault question coming out of the...

Jan 13, 2017

Meek Mill Fighting Drake For $5 Million With Nicki Minaj As The Ring Girl Is Something The World Needs

So, rappers boxing each other for money is a thing now, huh? An Instagram Live video from Thursday night shows...

Jan 13, 2017

12-Year-Olds Are Now Holding Each Other At Gunpoint Over McNuggets

Before this article goes anywhere, let’s get one thing clear: McDonald’s is the worst of the big three fast food...

Jan 13, 2017

This Guy Living In His Storage Unit Is Either A Genius Or A Serial Killer But Probably Both

I’m posting this video because I’m a huggeeeee tiny home guy. If you’re unfamiliar with the wave that is tiny...

Jan 13, 2017

ASU Player Flips Off Arizona Student Section Claiming They Called Him The N-Word

Torian Graham, the leading scorer for the Arizona Sun Devils, was caught by cameras giving the University of Arizona student...

Jan 13, 2017

Donald Trump Only Follows 42 Accounts On Twitter: Here’s What They Are

Donald Trump may be the first true president of the social media era. While Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram were around...

Jan 12, 2017

I’d Totally Let This Former Miss Virginia Kick My Ass If She Was My Girlfriend

Domestic violence is a touchy subject that can offend a lot of different people quite easily, so I’m going to...

Jan 12, 2017

President Obama Surprised His Bro Joe Biden With The Presidential Medal Of Freedom

If this video doesn’t make you proud of your country, then you do not have a pulse. What you are...

Jan 12, 2017

Sean McVay Hired As Head Coach Of LA Rams, Will Be Youngest HC In NFL History

Washington Redskins offensive coordinator Sean McVay has been named the Los Angeles Rams’ new head coach, the team confirmed Thursday...

Jan 12, 2017

Three Suspects Officially Charged In Connection With Kim Kardashian Robbery

French police have officially charged three men in connection with the robbery of Kim Kardashian in October. Authorities continue to...

Jan 12, 2017

Apparently This Movie Is So Scary That It’s Knocking People The F*ck Out

I was clicking around the internet and I stumbled onto this debut trailer for an upcoming movie called Raw. I...

Jan 12, 2017

Would You Believe Us If We Told You This Certified Dime Used To Weigh 270 Pounds?

Nothing like grabbing life by the balls and making it your bitch, am I right? Cause that’s exactly Mathilde Broberg...

Jan 12, 2017

Persistence Is Key: Woman Sleeps With Teenager Because He Was So Damn Annoying

This is quite possibly my favorite sex scandal of all time. The woman involved didn’t even try to make up...

Jan 12, 2017

Apparently Alcohol ‘Makes Bad Memories Stronger,’ Thus Ruining The Only Reason I Drink

This guy? Yeah, that’s me. This was around my junior year of college when I was living in a frat...

Jan 12, 2017

The New Los Angeles Chargers Logo Is Here & It’s The Definition Of Blah

Mannnnn. The San Diego Chargers had one of the best looks in the league. The powder blue jerseys, the subtle...

Jan 12, 2017

3 Newscasters Go Full ‘Mean Girls,’ Declare War On Each Other After Wearing Matching Outfits

Is it sexist of me to think that male newscasters probably don’t have heated arguments about matching sports jackets? Are...

Jan 12, 2017

Anderson Cooper & Kellyanne Conway Going At It Is A+ Entertainemt

I don’t care who you voted for or where your political allegiances lie, this right here is some enthralling television....

Jan 12, 2017

This Guy’s Friends Made Fun Of Him For Buying Fake Drugs, So He Murdered Them

The first execution by legal injection of 2017 was a death row inmate in Texas, Christopher Wilkins. Wilkins was executed...

Jan 12, 2017

10-Year-Old Selling His Baseball Cards To Help Friend With Cancer Has Raised Over $13,000

This kid is half my age and he’s out making the world a better place while I just sit around...

Jan 12, 2017

The San Diego Chargers Are Officially Moving To Los Angeles

News broke late last night that the San Diego Chargers plan to announce that they are moving to LA as...

Jan 11, 2017

Gotta Love Those Videos Of Walk-Ons Being Given Scholarships

For Michigan senior guard Andrew Dakich, the scare of his life turned into the best moment of his life, as...

Jan 11, 2017

It’s Officially Time To Execute The Weeknd

This isn’t a new hatred for me, cause I’ve long been anti-The Weeknd, but this is certainly his final straw....

Jan 11, 2017

There Was A Bomb Threat At The High School From ‘Remember The Titans’

The T.C. Williams High School in Alexandria, Virginia is being evacuated due to a bomb threat. T.C. Williams is famous...

Jan 11, 2017

Is It A Coincidence That The 13th Floor Of The Watergate Building Caught Fire?

A fire broke out on the 13th floor of the famous Watergate Complex in Washington, DC. The fire happened on...

Jan 11, 2017

10 Injured After School Bus Flips Over Guardrail In Waltham, Massachusetts

10 students are being treated for minor injuries after a school bus rolled over a guardrail on Route 95 south,...

Jan 11, 2017

Manchester City Charged By The FA For Breaking Anti-Doping Rules

Does anti-doping mean steroids? Being from America, whenever I hear the term ‘anti-doping,’ I think of a dude sticking a...

Jan 11, 2017

Another Shockingly Young & Hot Teacher Is Involved In A Student Sex Scandal

Skylar Russell, a 23-year-old False River Academy teacher, turned herself into the New Roads Police Department Wednesday morning and is...

Jan 11, 2017

‘Better Call Saul’ Continues It’s A1 Marketing, Drops A Los Pollos Hermanos Commercial

He’s bacccckkkk. One of the greatest television villains of all-time, Gus Fring, appears to be making his return to the...

Jan 11, 2017

Johnny Manziel Firmly In Crackhead Territory, Will Charge $50 Per Selfie At The Super Bowl

Has there ever been a more “I’m addicted to cocaine” move in the history of man? You know what $50...

Jan 11, 2017

Bonnaroo Is Yet Again Looking Like It Has The Best Lineup Of Any Music Festival

This year’s lineup for the Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival will represent music lovers of all kinds, with acts from...

Jan 11, 2017

Meek Mill, King Of Taking Ls, Busts His Ass Down His Momma’s Stairs

Yooooooooooo, Meek Mill has legitimately been on an 18-month losing streak. Back when this snowball started rolling, ya know, with...

Jan 11, 2017

Here’s How To Watch Donald Trump’s First Press Conference Since Being Elected President

Today at 11:00 A.M. EST, Donald Trump will hold a press conference, his first since he won the election two...

Jan 11, 2017

George R.R. Martin Says Next ‘Thrones’ Book Out This Year & Honestly F*ck This Guy

I have very conflicting opinions about George R.R. Martin. PROS: He created the source material for one of my top...

Jan 11, 2017

Atlanta Falcons’ DJ Promises To Play Future Songs To Troll Russell Wilson

This is an absolutely DIABOLICAL move and I love every ounce of it. You know the saying, “If you aren’t...

Jan 11, 2017

Here Are The Best Celebrity Reactions To President Obama’s Farewell Address

In front of 20,000 of his most ardent and loyal supports, President Barack Obama gave his final speech as President...

Jan 10, 2017

Of Course There Are Donald Trump Golden Shower Memes, This Is America!

A bombshell story broke Tuesday night with a whole bunch of information about Donald Trump, Russia, and something called a...

Jan 10, 2017

WATCH: Barack Obama’s Final Speech As President of The United States of America

President Barack Obama said goodbye to the nation on Tuesday night, giving his final as the 44th President of the...

Jan 10, 2017

Everything You Need To Know About Trump, Russia, & Golden Showers

Top intel chiefs fear Donald Trump was compromised by Russia after reports indicate that Russian operatives claim to have collected...

Jan 10, 2017

The Party-Pooping US Government Just Shut Down ‘Backpage’ (Not That We Know What This Is)

Any dude who’s a true bro has at least heard of Backpage. Except for me, cause I’m a church going...

Jan 10, 2017

Attention Thieves: Robbing A Gun Store Is Probably Not The Best Idea

One second you’re thinking you’re about to haul off with a sweet score from the local pawn shop, and the...

Jan 10, 2017

Meet The Chick In Fetty Wap’s Leaked Sex Tape, Slevin Monroe

Just as his star was beginning to permanently fade into the distant memory that was 2015, Fetty Wap found himself...

Jan 10, 2017

‘Taboo’ Stream: Watch FX Series Premiere Online

Tom Hardy’s new FX series Taboo finally premieres tonight at 10:00 P.M. EST. The eight-episode miniseries, written by Hardy and...

Jan 10, 2017

Rob Stark’s Wife Is Starring Alongside Tom Hardy In ‘Taboo’

Oona Castilla Chaplin, the granddaughter of English film star Charlie Chaplin, has a role in Tom Hardy’s new FX series ...

Jan 10, 2017

Even The Giants’ GM Has Had Enough, Says Odell Needs To ‘Grow Up’

By all accounts, both Odell Beckham Jr. and the team he plays for, the New York Giants, had a great...

Jan 10, 2017

Colin Cowherd Having A Certified Dime As His Co-Host Is An All-Time Power Move

There are a couple people in the world of sports media that I really, really despise. Jim Rome, Skip Bayless,...

Jan 10, 2017

There Is An Ongoing Hostage Situation At The University Of Alabama

Police are responding to a reported hostage situation at the Alabama Credit Union on Paul Bryant Drive. The police are...

Jan 10, 2017

University Of Kansas Is Giving Out Buttons To Make Gender Pronouns Easier Because 2017

I’m totally down with the cause and equality and all of that, but the whole pronoun thing kind of warps...

Jan 10, 2017

USC Climbs & Alabama Finally Falls In The Last AP Top 25 Of The Season

An epic 2016-17 college football season came to a close last night, as the Clemson Tigers stunned the Alabama Crimson...

Jan 10, 2017

Ben Affleck Is Mad At His Brother For Not Thanking Him During His Acceptance Speech

Ben Affleck has been the big swingin’ dick of the Affleck family for the better part of two decades now....

Jan 10, 2017

Deshaun Watson Predicted His National Championship Dominance In High School

Last night, Deshaun Watson and the Clemson Tigets defeated the Alabama Crimson Tide 35-31 thanks to a last second touchdown...

Jan 10, 2017

Derrick Rose Didn’t Show Up To The Game Last Night & The Knicks Didn’t Know Why

The New York Knicks announced Monday night that Derrick Rose was not with the team and that they did not...

Jan 10, 2017

Clemson National Championship: Shirts, Gear & Apparel 2017

The Clemson Tigers are college football national champions for the first time since 1981, defeating the Alabama Crimson Tide by...

Jan 9, 2017

This Is The Face Of A Man Who Boxed Himself Into Paying Donald Trump A Compliment

Look, not to get all Loose Change (Google it) on you people, but real quick: I don’t know if it...