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Eric Italiano

A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta.
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11 mins ago

The Trailer For The Netflix Original Movie About ‘The Discovery’ Of The Afterlife Is Bonkers

Netflix has dropped the first look at their new original move The Discovery, which will open in select theaters and...

24 mins ago

How To Watch Juventus & Porto Play The First Leg Of Their Champions League Round-Of-16 Matchup

Juventus visits Porto on Wednesday in the Champions League Round of 16 for their first-leg matchup. The game kicks off...

1 hour ago

Bruce Springsteen Brings 16-Year-Old On Stage To Perform, Kid Absolutely Shreds

Meet Nathan Testa, an Australian teenager who got the once-in-a-lifetime experience to perform on stage with Bruce Springsteen. Well, once-in-a-lifetime...

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2 hours ago

Skateboarding Australian Bros Save Idiot Teens From Drowning After They Attempted To Take A Selfie On A Frozen Lake

Ethan Turnbull, 24, and his buddy Bennett Jonas, 23, were skateboarding in Manhattan Monday night when they saw ice in...

Ohio Nurse Charged After Forcibly Giving 100-Year-Old Man A Lap Dance

Brittany Fultz, an elderly care worker, has been arrested in Sandusky, Ohio after she was filmed performing lewd sexual acts...

2 hours ago

You Can Now Watch The Moment Harrison Ford Almost Crashed His Plane Into 737 Jet

I think it’s time Han retires from the Millennium Falcon. On February 13, Harrison Ford almost crashed his plane into...

3 hours ago

Connecticut Town Rationally Reminds Citizens Not To Open Their Doors To ‘Unfamiliar Cattle’

When I was a little, I always told my mom I wanted to be a cop. Not a cool, Bruce...

4 hours ago

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5 hours ago

Karrueche Files Restraining Order Against Chris Brown Because, Shocker, He Threatened To Kill Her

Chris Brown, the man who has beaten women and proudly admitted to being a stalker, apparently has also threatened to...

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5 hours ago

Jamie Foxx Films Moment Men Are Kicked Out Of Restaurant After Calling Him The N-Word

Police in Dubrovnik, Croatia, will file misdemeanor charges for disturbing the public order against two men who allegedly hurled racial...

6 hours ago

They Call This Dude ‘The Man With The Iron Crotch’ Because, Well, Take A Guess

This right here is the best type of internet. For as dark and vicious as the world wide web can...

7 hours ago

Man Who Shot 54-Year-Old LAPD Officer In Cold Blood Identified As Michael Mejia

The first photos of veteran LAPD Keith Boyer’s murderer have been released. Michael Mejia, 26, shot and killed Officer Boyer...

18 hours ago

Fitness Blog Tries To Ruin Pizza For Everyone, Chrissy Teigen Swiftly Shuts Them Down

Fitness bloggers have got to pick and choose their spots. Their profession is already relatively preposterous (fitness BLOGGER, not trainer),...

18 hours ago

Apparently, Obese Men Last 90 Seconds Longer In Bed Than Average Dudes

File this one under absolutely shocking: apparently out-of-shape dudes have more stamina in bed than regular-sized folk, with experts claiming...

18 hours ago

‘Honest Trailers’ Takes Aim At The 2017 Oscars

Honest Trailers, which used to be one of my favorite internet franchises, has had a down couple of years. The...

22 hours ago

Wild Bull Gets Loose In New York City, Raises Utter (Ha) Hell, Then Dies

A bull that escaped from a Queens, New York slaughterhouse and led police on a wild chase through neighborhood streets...

22 hours ago

This Is Me Officially Hitting On John Calipari’s Gorgeous Dog-Loving Daughter

It’s always nice when you can cross three checkmarks ooff of your character checklist before you ever even speak to...

23 hours ago

J. Cole Is Embarking On A Massive Summer Tour

J. Cole, Mr. Platinum With No Features himself, announced that he is embarking on a world tour starting in June....

24 hours ago

How To Watch Atletico Madrid & Bayer Kick Off Their Champions League Round Of 16 Matchup

Atletico Madrid takes on Bayer Leverkusen today at 2:45 P.M. EST at BayArena in Leverkusen, Germany, as the two sides...

Feb 21, 2017

Jordan Peele’s Impression Of A Drunk & Depressed Obama Gets An A+ For Accuracy

The American public aren’t the only ones who miss President Obama. Jordan Peele, whose most famous sketch may be his...

Feb 21, 2017

This Perfect Russian Model Literally Risks Her Life For Some Instagram Likes

I’m all for next level dime pieces (which Viki Odintcova certainly is) lighting up Instagram. But as much as I...

Feb 21, 2017

Demarcus Cousins Chokes Up While Saying Goodbye To Sacramento

Usually, I’m pretty tough of athletes that act the way Demarcus Cousins has in the past. But for whatever reason,...

Feb 21, 2017

Scott Van Pelt’s Impression Of Desiigner Is Out Of This World

Scott Van Pelt has been ESPN’s coolest anchor for like a decade now. Dude just gets it, ya know? Where...

Feb 21, 2017

Aarol Paul Posts Tribute To Mike That Will Have All Fans Missing ‘Breaking Bad’

There are three types of people in the world: people who think Breaking Bad is the greatest show ever created,...

Feb 21, 2017

Louisville Sigma Kappa Christen Marie McAllister Sets Roommate’s Bed On Fire

Christen Marie McAllister, a beauty pageant contestant, was charged with one count of first-degree arson charges after she allegedly set...

Feb 21, 2017

Woman Drives Into Flock Of Birds Expecting Them To Move (Spoiler: They Don’t)

To be completely fair, I would’ve assumed that the birds were going to move too. However, instead of just plowing...

Feb 21, 2017

Adult Swim Releases First Look At ‘Rick And Morty’ Season 3, But Like Always, There’s A Catch

Rick and Morty, one of the best comedies currently on television, has been off the air since its second season...

Feb 21, 2017

Utah Teacher Already Accused Of Sexual Assault Gets Caught With Second Student

Sarah Lindsay Lewis, a Utah dance teacher, has been charged with rape. Lewis, who was already accused of raping one...

Feb 20, 2017

Take A Wild Guess Which State Has A Woman Who Blows People For $2.14 Worth Of Taco Bell

What happened to the good ole’ days when if you wanted a taco, all you had to do was go...

Feb 20, 2017

This London Girl Who Got Fired For Being ‘Too Attractive’ Can Come Work For Us Any Day

Emma Hulse, a smoking hot 24-year-old from Mayfair, England, says she was sent home from her freelancing job at a...

Feb 20, 2017

Vitaly Churkin, Russian Ambassador To The U.N., Dies In New York Of Reported Heart Problems

Vitaly Churkin, the Russian ambassador to the United Nations, has died at New York Presbyterian Hospital after suffering heart problems....

Feb 20, 2017

Gabriella Sanders: Hottest Photos On The Internet

Another day, another ugly divorce between an NFL star and his baby mama. Back in October 2016, Emmanuel Sanders’ wife...

Feb 20, 2017

Elon Musk Sent A Rocket To Space & Landed It In The Same Spot Because He Does Whatever The F*ck He Wants

Thank god evil supervillains are only in the movies because if they were real, Elon Musk would be the evilest...

Feb 20, 2017

You Can Now Watch The Exact Moment Kim Jong-un’s Half Brother Was Killed

CTV footage of Kim Jong-nam’s assassination has been made available online, showing the exact moment Kim Jong-un’s estranged half-brother was...

Feb 20, 2017

UFC Fighter KOs Ronda Rousey’s Boyfriend, Promptly Asks Him Where Her ‘Fine Ass’ Is

Even when she’s not in the octagon, Ronda Rousey is catching Ls left and right. After knocking out Ronda Rousey’s...

Feb 20, 2017

Sacramento Kings Agree To Deal Demarcus Cousins To The Pelicans

After six seasons of wallowing away in Sacramento, Boogie has finally been freed! The Sacramento Kings agreed to trade DeMarcus...

Feb 20, 2017

Bella Thorne & Her Hot Friends Spent The Weekend In Mexico Partying With Chandler Parsons

Bella Thorne had herself quite the weekend, and thanks to a wonderful little invention called Snapchat, she brought us along...

Feb 20, 2017

Westminster College Student Expecting Care Package From Parents Gets A Box Of Trash Instead

Just like any college kid, Connor Cox, 18, was looking forward to a care package from his mother. However, Connor,...

Feb 20, 2017

Westbrook & KD Teamed Up For An Alley-Oop At The All-Star Game

After months of angry quotes, awkward interviews, and heated matchups, Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant were teammates once more as...

Feb 20, 2017

Marisa Cazanave Becomes Third Teacher At Brooklyn Tech School Involved In Sex Scandal

Marisa Cazanave, a female teacher at Brooklyn Technical High School, has resigned after authorities discovered she was ‘in love’ with...

Feb 17, 2017

Penn State Revokes Beta Theta Pi Fraternity Recognition

As the State College Police Department continues its criminal investigation of the death of Timothy Piazza at the Penn State...

Feb 17, 2017

Serena Williams’ ‘Sports Illustrated’ Photos May Cause You To Question The Nature Of Reality

Is God real or is it science? Will good always trump evil? What is my purpose? Is Serena Williams hot?...

Feb 17, 2017

Kylie Jenner Is Doing Awesome Things On Instagram In The Name Of Art (?)

Man, this is what I love about art. It’s 1000% interpretative. If Kylie Jenner thinks wearing a white t-shirt in...

Feb 17, 2017

WWE Hall Of Famer George ‘The Animal’ Steele Dead At 79

WWE Hall of Fame wrestler George “The Animal” Steele has died, according to the WWE. Steele, born Jim Myers, was...

Feb 17, 2017

Man Commits To Eating A Picture Of Jason Segel Everyday Until Segel Eats A Picture Of Him

Wow. I mean. F*ck. I’ve seen a lot of things on the internet, but this may be the one that...

Feb 17, 2017

Donald Trump Forcing Chris Christie’s Fat Ass To Order The Meatloaf Is The Best Thing He’s Done Yet

As a Jersey kid, I’ve been on the ‘F*ck Chris Christie’ bandwagon since long before the rest of the nation...

Feb 17, 2017

Former Patriots Player Leonard Myers Loses Battle With Cancer

Former Miami Hurricane and NFL player Leonard Myers is dead at 38 after losing his battle with cancer. Myers played...

Feb 17, 2017

Rutgers Refused To Allow Students Into Job Fair Because They Were Wearing Blue Suits

Bruh. It’s almost like the higher-ups at Rutgers have a meeting every six weeks where they all sit around and...

Feb 16, 2017

Very Real Congressman Uses ‘Stranger Things’ To Describe Trump In Very Real Congressional Hearing

I used the phrase ‘very real’ in the title TWICE because I want to stress that this is, in fact,...

Feb 16, 2017

Drake Took Two Smoking Hot Swedish Twins Out For Valentine’s Day

Drake, fresh off of not hooking up with Jennifer Lopez and instead choosing to hook up with a borderline dude,...

Feb 16, 2017

McDonald’s Locations Across The US Have Shut Down For ‘A Day Without Immigrants’ Protest

Now that obese middle-America can’t stuff their fat faces with Big Macs today, maybe they’ll realize how much this country...

Feb 16, 2017

Genie Bouchard Actually Followed Through & Went On A Date With That College Kid

Back on February 5th, Genie Bouchard cavalierly bet a fan that if the Patriots won the Super Bowl, she would...

Feb 16, 2017

Drug Smugglers Are Planning For Trump’s Wall By Building Weed-Slinging Catapults

I mean, what did we expect? I don’t have much experience or interaction with the organization, but something tells me...

Feb 16, 2017

Idiot Wife Donates Husband’s Jacket With Thousands Of Dollars Stashed In It To GoodWill

Man, now I know why my dad’s always getting pissed at my mom for moving his shit around. He’s probably...

Feb 16, 2017

This ‘Love Has No Labels’ Commercial Will Kick You Squarely In The Feels

I am a SUCKER for these type of feel-good videos. Had I caught this video at home with a little...

Feb 16, 2017

This New Will Ferrell & Amy Poehler Movie Looks Like The Funniest Thing Either Has Done In Years

It’s about damn time. I dare you to name a funnier male/female combo than Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler. Tina...

Feb 16, 2017

3-Star General Demoted For Using Government Credit Cards At The Strip Club

Ronald Lewis, a former Maj. General in the U.S. Army, will be demoted and retire as a brigadier general after...

Feb 16, 2017

This Supercut Of Wolf Blitzer Making Kim Jong-Un Puns Is Bizarrely Mesmerizing

Unless you’ve been living on Mars for the last week, you’ve heard that Kim Jong-nam, the estranged half-brother of North...

Feb 16, 2017

Email Reveals Porsche Employees Celebrated Paul Walker’s Death Because It Boosted Value Of Other ‘Rare’ Cars

New legal documents obtained by TMZ reveal that Porsche employees hid emails from lawyers in Meadow Walker’s wrongful death lawsuit....

Feb 16, 2017

Conor McGregor Reveals The Secret To His Punching Power

Earlier this week, we brought you the story of Conor McGregor’s wide-ranging interview with GQ, where he talked about the...

Feb 16, 2017

Roddy White Said He’d Have Fought OC Kyle Shanahan Over Super Bowl Play Calling

Gotta feel for Roddy White. He was a loyal and borderline Hall of Fame wide receiver on a bunch of...

Feb 16, 2017

Northwestern University SAE Suspended Amid Reports Of Drugging & Sexual Assault

Last week, we brought you the report of five Northwestern students alleging that they were drugged, with three of them...

Feb 16, 2017

Bill Walton Got A Little Racist (?), Said ‘Dr. Slave Driver’ On Live TV

The reason I put a question mark is because I have never heard the term “Dr. Slave Driver” in my...

Feb 16, 2017

Mel Gibson Directing ‘Suicide Squad’ Sequel Is A Perfect Match Made In Hell

Say what you will about Mel Gibson’s character, but the dude can direct his ass off. And honestly, if the...

Feb 15, 2017

The New ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Rumors Are LIT AF

Living in the age of the internet can really blow sometimes. Despite Skype and Netflix and porn and Google and...

Feb 15, 2017

Louisiana High School Coach Bans Alabama From Recruiting At His School

Man, those Southerners do not f*ck around when it comes to their college football. You always hear that football is...

Feb 15, 2017

We’re Not Sure What’s Going On In This Nicki Minaj Photo & We’re Totally Okay With It

Every time I write abut Nicki Minaj, I always make sure to include the following: While I’m a relatively confident...

Feb 15, 2017

Justin Bieber Is Reportedly A Suspect In An Assault Investigation

Way back in June, we brought you the story of Justin Bieber getting in a fight outside of a Cleveland...

Feb 15, 2017

‘Legion’ FX Stream: Watch Season 1, Episode 2 Online

Legion, FX’s trippy new superhero drama set in the X-Men universe, premiered last week and continues tonight at 10:00 P.M....

Feb 15, 2017

Walmart Is Being Sued For Selling Fake Craft Beer

Walmart, which was recently dropped by Warren Buffet, is having a tough week. The retail giant is being sued after...

Feb 15, 2017

Conor McGregor Is On The Hunt For Khloe Kardashian’s ‘Big Fat Ass’

No one in sports knows how to produce a soundbite or quote quite like The Notorious. Sure, McGregor is an...

Feb 15, 2017

Paraplegic Dude Announces Girlfriend’s Pregnancy In Most Epic Way Possible

Amanda Diesen and Todd Krieg recently arranged a photo shoot to announce their pregnancy and engagement. The photo of their...

Feb 15, 2017

Michigan State University Football Staffer Suspended Due To Sexual Assault Allegations

Curtis Blackwell, the Michigan State University director of football recruiting, has been suspended, according to the Detroit Free Press. Details...

Feb 15, 2017

Arsenal vs. Bayern Munich Live Stream: Watch Champions League Online

Arsenal and Bayern Munich kick off the first leg of their Round of 16 matchup today at 2:45 P.M. EST...

Feb 15, 2017

Chicago Boy, 2, Shot In Drive-By Shooting While Aunt Streams On Facebook Live

A two-year-old boy’s death was streamed on Facebook Live after he and his aunt were involved in a gang-related shooting...

Feb 15, 2017

Kate Upton’s ‘SI’ Swimsuit Photos Are Here!

  Well, looks like all those reports of Kate Upton being booted from the cover of Sports Illustrated for being...

Feb 15, 2017

Dude With 12 Golden Bars In His Ass Got Popped Because He Was ‘Walking Funny’

I mean, no shit. If I wipe my ass too aggressively in the morning I’m walking funny all day, let...

Feb 15, 2017

Students At Elizabethtown College Are Wearing White Pins To Remind Themselves Of White Privilege

Students at Elizabethtown College, a small liberal arts college in Central Pennsylvania, have begun wearing white puzzle piece pins to...

Feb 15, 2017

After Losing Super Bowl Bet, Atlanta Zoo Had To Name An Animal ‘Tom Brady,’ So They Chose A Cockroach

Talk about turning lemons into lemonade. Three-quarters into the Super Bowl, the bet that the Atlanta Zoo and the Roger...