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Sep 23, 2010News
5 Tips from Al Capone on Boozing

5 Tips from Al Capone on Boozing

Al Capone made a living off of one of the worst laws in American history. At one point he was earnings over 100 million dollars a year, simply by giving the people what they wanted, booze. But liquor discrimination still continues today despite the efforts of Capone and his crew. Today's bootleggers, college freshmen, have adapted the methods of Capone to smuggle liquor into dorm rooms, and themselves into bars, proving that people today have just as little respect for liquor laws than they have ever had.

Jul 14, 2010News
7 Things You Can’t Do After College

7 Things You Can’t Do After College

Four years can go by way too fast. Some of us might try to strategically stretch it into five or six years. Some of us might even go to drastic measures like law or medical school to avoid leaving college. But eventually, eventually you are going to have to leave your University and enter into the real world. But isn’t college life real? I say that it’s for real. I keep things real. I’m so focused on keeping my life real that I still say real. Really. But college life is as fake as it comes.

Apr 23, 2010Culture
8 Drinks Worth Paying for at the Bar

8 Drinks Worth Paying for at the Bar

Some cocktails require a professional touch to make, it doesn't hurt if the person making the drink is one of these Busty Bartenders either. Others are just too much of a pain in the ass to make yourself. These are the 8 drinks that are worth paying for when you're at the bar.

Apr 11, 2010Culture
8 Cocktails Every Guy Should Know How to Make

8 Cocktails Every Guy Should Know How to Make

Maybe in high school it was cool to invite your girlfriend over for a stolen and skunked beer, but you're an adult now, and people expect more from you. You don’t have to be a bartender to make a drink, and you don’t have to limit your cocktails to two ingredients. Here are 9 cocktails that everyone should know how to make.

Apr 7, 2010WTF
Dude, Where’s My Dignity? 9 Things You Did Last Night

Dude, Where’s My Dignity? 9 Things You Did Last Night

I’m not sure exactly when it was, but at some point last night your eyes glazed over a little bit, and the alcohol took over. Let me fill you in on a few of the things you probably did last night after you blacked out.

Mar 24, 2010WTF
5 Symptoms Of Sex Addiction Revealed

5 Symptoms Of Sex Addiction Revealed

Every once in a while the world is blessed with a high profile celebrity sex scandal. Are celebrities the only ones that can get away with claiming addiction? Here are five signs to tell if you are a sex addict.

Mar 22, 2010News
A Sinner’s Guide To College

A Sinner’s Guide To College

Universities breed thinkers, creators, and sinners. Attending college will prepare you for all of life’s difficulties, and will teach you valuable lessons that will stay with you (herpes), for the rest of your life. So make the most our of your 6 year college stint and get your fair share of sinning in while you can.

Mar 20, 2010TV
10 Greatest Saturday Morning Cartoons in History

10 Greatest Saturday Morning Cartoons in History

There is no need to deny it, we were all raised by that glorious idiot box. We marched down the stairs on Saturday mornings to eat cereal and watch endless hours of TV. Here is an homage to the ten greatest Saturday morning cartoons in history.

Mar 13, 2010WTF
The Terrible Diseases Cartoons Would Have If They Were Real

The Terrible Diseases Cartoons Would Have If They Were Real

Did you spend your childhood watching cartoons and wishing you could jump into their world? Well take back that wish right away because things aren't so great in cartoon world after all. They're more sick and more diseased than any hooker you've ever met in a dark alleyway.

Mar 11, 2010News
What Your Drink Says About You

What Your Drink Says About You

Today's stereotyping doesn't come from skin color, religion, or sexual preference (well it does, but not for the sake of this article). Here are the stereotypes that come along with the alcohol you drink.

Mar 1, 2010
Courtney Shoemaker

Courtney Shoemaker

Courtney Shoemaker is 20 years old from Scottsdale, Arizona. She is 5'7 and 122 lbs, measuring 34-26-34. Courtney has had her image on everything from Rock Star Energy Drink, to hard liquor, to Walmart sneaker ads. She was also a featured model in the show, "My Boys."

Feb 27, 2010Smoking
5 Reasons Why Pot Will Be Legalized Before Gay Marriage

5 Reasons Why Pot Will Be Legalized Before Gay Marriage

There are two issues that get constantly put in front of congress. The right to smoke pot, and the right...

Feb 7, 2010Sports
Pyrrhic Victory: Five Worst Victory Induced Riots

Pyrrhic Victory: Five Worst Victory Induced Riots

Every once in a while a city earns the right to call themselves a champion.  And what better way to...