• How the World Cures Its Hangover

    How the World Cures Its Hangover

    If there’s one thing that nearly every nation in nearly every corner in the world has in common, it’s a deep…

  • Hollywood Goes Full-Retard for Remakes

    Hollywood Goes Full-Retard for Remakes

    Over the past few years, it’s become glaringly apparent that Hollywood is suffering from a crippling idea shortage. We’ve seen a fourth Indiana Jones, a third Underworld, a third Mummy, a fourth Scary Movie, a fifth Saw… it’s pretty pathetic. Of course, the endless sequel thing isn’t completely abnormal. Jaws, Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street all saw countless…

  • Legal Marijuana Coming to California?

    Legal Marijuana Coming to California?

    The prospect of legal marijuana seems an impossible dream to millions of pot smokers across America. No matter how much evidence exists to the contrary, the drug continues to be vilified by the media, demonized by the religious right and described as a ‘gateway drug’ by politicians and law makers alike…

  • The 5 Best Bargains at the Michael Jackson Auction

    The 5 Best Bargains at the Michael Jackson Auction

    Because he’s incredibly, miserably broke, Jackson has decided to auction off almost everything in his infamous Neverland Ranch. The list of items not only provides a revealing glimpse into the once glamorous/juvenile life that Jackson lead, but also presents a unique opportunity to get your hands on some truly crazy sh*t at rock bottom prices….

  • The College Humor Show = Total FAIL!

    The College Humor Show = Total FAIL!

    t’s not hard to imagine why the geniuses at MTV thought that turning the College Humor website into a TV show was a good idea. The site is very solid — has been for years — and the original skits they’ve been creating are decent more often than not. MTV is starved for non-reality programming, and with a history of airing shows like Human Giant and Wundershowzen

  • The 7 Sexiest Celebrity Stoners

    The 7 Sexiest Celebrity Stoners

    Last week we posted a thorough list of the most successful potheads on the planet, shattering the myth that smoking marijuana dooms you to a life of failure and worthlessness. While we were all very proud of the list, there was one glaring problem with it: there were no chicks on the list! Can you believe it?…

  • Chris Brown vs. Bobby Brown – One and the Same?

    Chris Brown vs. Bobby Brown – One and the Same?

    Unless you’ve been trapped in a rented silver Lamborghini all week, you’ve heard all about how up and coming R&B star Chris Brown was arrested on Sunday for beating up his girlfriend, R&B superstar Rihanna. Hey Chris, NOT COOL! OK? Not. Cool…

  • The 10 Most Successful Potheads on the Planet… Cool Enough to Admit It

    The 10 Most Successful Potheads on the Planet… Cool Enough to Admit It

    Not only have 42% of Americans admitted to trying pot, but pot smokers have gone on to become some of the most successful people in our society. We’re not talking about Willie Nelson and Snoop. These guys are on the Forbes 500, they’re leading the free world…

  • Weekly DVD Drop: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

    Weekly DVD Drop: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

    Here’s the sad truth: Seth Rogen is wearing very thin on us. His laugh, his stoner shtick, even his cleverness — all the things that we love about him, we’re getting tired of. Seth needs to take a year or two off. Do a supporting role here and there, maybe a stint on Broadway, some Shakespeare in the Catskills for a summer…

  • Is Pamela Anderson Art?

    Is Pamela Anderson Art?

    Pamela Anderson is truly one of a kind: a pin-up with huge implants who somehow managed to cross over from the pages of Playboy to the American mainstream. There are others like her — most notably Carmen Electra and Jenny McCarthy — but while her contemporaries have been languishing on the D-list for years now…

  • The 11 Most Notorious Cradle Robbers

    The 11 Most Notorious Cradle Robbers

    When rumors swirled yesterday that Mickey Rourke and his The Wrestler co-star, Evan Rachel Wood, got caught making out

  • Coming Soon to a Theater Near You: 3D Porn!

    Coming Soon to a Theater Near You: 3D Porn!

    Just when we were starting to wrap our heads around the wonders that high-definition, 1080p Blu-Ray porn had in store for us, along comes the next and logical advancement in the world of hyper-realistic erotica: 3D porn!

  • Weekly DVD Drop: RocknRolla

    Weekly DVD Drop: RocknRolla

    It was a long, dark, cold winter for Guy Ritchie. The woods were thick, the trees were tall, the sun never shone. It wasn’t always this way. He came out swinging with Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, masterfully followed up with Snatch, and then…

  • Top 5 Dumbest Things People Do To Their Trucks

    Top 5 Dumbest Things People Do To Their Trucks

    People express themselves in weird ways. Some dance, some sing, others paint. And then there are the people who trick out their pick up trucks…

  • Jizzing In Our Pants Over Andy Samberg & The Lonely Island’s New Album

    Jizzing In Our Pants Over Andy Samberg & The Lonely Island’s New Album

    ‘Lazy Sunday’, which has gone on to become the stuff of legends, was, to put it mildly, f*cking hilarious. A simple concept turned into pure comedy gold. It went on to become a viral mega-hit on the internet, made SNL relevant again overnight, and most importantly, introduced the world to a new force in the world of comedy: The Lonely Island.

  • A Pickup Artist’s Guide to Picking Up Ann Coulter

    A Pickup Artist’s Guide to Picking Up Ann Coulter

    When the news broke recently that Ann Coulter had been dumped by her boyfriend, whose body she apparently hasn’t had a chance to eat yet, word quickly spread through the pickup artist community that a new top prize was loose on the field. You see, Ann is to pickup artists what ten point bucks are to hunters. She is their Moby Dick.

  • Weekly DVD Drop: Chris Rock – Kill the Messenger

    Weekly DVD Drop: Chris Rock – Kill the Messenger

    Best of the Week: Chris Rock – Kill the Messenger
    Chris Rock never exactly fell off, but he did just have a seriousl…

  • 13 Reasons to be Excited About Sundance 2009

    13 Reasons to be Excited About Sundance 2009

    Once a year, everyone in Hollywood trades in their fancy sunglasses and Ugg boots for parkas, gloves and, well, Ugg boot…

  • The 5 Worst Things About Deflowering a Virgin

    The 5 Worst Things About Deflowering a Virgin

    Virgins have been endlessly idolized throughout history, not only as symbols of purity and innocence, but as things that are also awesome to put your d*ck in. Sure, they don’t have diseases, and yeah, their vaginas are tight. But the ‘pleasure’ aspect of that laundry list? Hardly! Here are the top 5 worst things about deflowering a virgin.

  • Weekly DVD Drop: My Best Friend’s Girl (We’ll Explain)

    Weekly DVD Drop: My Best Friend’s Girl (We’ll Explain)

    Best of the Week: My Best Friend’s Girl
    Yes, really. Our pick of the week is a movie that stars Dane ‘The Wors

  • Music Bloggers’ Best of 2008

    Music Bloggers’ Best of 2008

    As long as people continue to make music, other people will make year end lists chronicling it. Artist of the year? Song o…

  • De-friend 10 People, Get a Free Whopper

    De-friend 10 People, Get a Free Whopper

    Is Burger King the most web savvy fast food chain ever? They sure want you to think so! From sponsoring that really import…

  • 5 Recession Proof Jobs That Don’t Suck

    5 Recession Proof Jobs That Don’t Suck

    Hey, did you hear? The economy is totally horrible! Auto sales are down, unemployment is up; the doom and gloom never stops. But believe it or not, there are people working fantastic jobs in this country who haven’t even noticed the economy flush down the toilet, and probably never will. Here are five of the best ways to make decent money during these tough times.

  • Weekly DVD Drop: Pineapple Express

    Weekly DVD Drop: Pineapple Express

    From the best to the worst, we’ve got your weekly DVD release update, so you know which movies to add to the top of your Netflix que before you go smoke a bunch of weed and forget. This week’s best: Pineapple Express

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