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Chuck - Boston University

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Dec 4, 2010

How the World Cures Its Hangover

If there’s one thing that nearly every nation in nearly every corner in the world has in common, it’s a...

Feb 26, 2009

Hollywood Goes Full-Retard for Remakes

Over the past few years, it's become glaringly apparent that Hollywood is suffering from a crippling idea shortage. We've seen a fourth Indiana Jones, a third Underworld, a third Mummy, a fourth Scary Movie, a fifth Saw... it's pretty pathetic. Of course, the endless sequel thing isn't completely abnormal. Jaws, Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street all saw countless...

Feb 23, 2009

Legal Marijuana Coming to California?

The prospect of legal marijuana seems an impossible dream to millions of pot smokers across America. No matter how much evidence exists to the contrary, the drug continues to be vilified by the media, demonized by the religious right and described as a 'gateway drug' by politicians and law makers alike...

Feb 17, 2009

The 5 Best Bargains at the Michael Jackson Auction

Because he's incredibly, miserably broke, Jackson has decided to auction off almost everything in his infamous Neverland Ranch. The list of items not only provides a revealing glimpse into the once glamorous/juvenile life that Jackson lead, but also presents a unique opportunity to get your hands on some truly crazy sh*t at rock bottom prices....

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Feb 13, 2009

The College Humor Show = Total FAIL!

t's not hard to imagine why the geniuses at MTV thought that turning the College Humor website into a TV show was a good idea. The site is very solid — has been for years — and the original skits they've been creating are decent more often than not. MTV is starved for non-reality programming, and with a history of airing shows like Human Giant and Wundershowzen...

The 7 Sexiest Celebrity Stoners

Last week we posted a thorough list of the most successful potheads on the planet, shattering the myth that smoking marijuana dooms you to a life of failure and worthlessness. While we were all very proud of the list, there was one glaring problem with it: there were no chicks on the list! Can you believe it?...

Chris Brown vs. Bobby Brown – One and the Same?

Unless you've been trapped in a rented silver Lamborghini all week, you've heard all about how up and coming R&B star Chris Brown was arrested on Sunday for beating up his girlfriend, R&B superstar Rihanna. Hey Chris, NOT COOL! OK? Not. Cool...

The 10 Most Successful Potheads on the Planet… Cool Enough to Admit It

Not only have 42% of Americans admitted to trying pot, but pot smokers have gone on to become some of the most successful people in our society. We're not talking about Willie Nelson and Snoop. These guys are on the Forbes 500, they're leading the free world...

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Feb 3, 2009

Weekly DVD Drop: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Here's the sad truth: Seth Rogen is wearing very thin on us. His laugh, his stoner shtick, even his cleverness — all the things that we love about him, we're getting tired of. Seth needs to take a year or two off. Do a supporting role here and there, maybe a stint on Broadway, some Shakespeare in the Catskills for a summer...

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Feb 3, 2009

Is Pamela Anderson Art?

Pamela Anderson is truly one of a kind: a pin-up with huge implants who somehow managed to cross over from the pages of Playboy to the American mainstream. There are others like her — most notably Carmen Electra and Jenny McCarthy — but while her contemporaries have been languishing on the D-list for years now...

Jan 28, 2009

The 11 Most Notorious Cradle Robbers

When rumors swirled yesterday that Mickey Rourke and his The Wrestler co-star, Evan Rachel Wood, got caught making out, we...

Jan 28, 2009

Coming Soon to a Theater Near You: 3D Porn!

Just when we were starting to wrap our heads around the wonders that high-definition, 1080p Blu-Ray porn had in store for us, along comes the next and logical advancement in the world of hyper-realistic erotica: 3D porn!

Jan 27, 2009

Weekly DVD Drop: RocknRolla

It was a long, dark, cold winter for Guy Ritchie. The woods were thick, the trees were tall, the sun never shone. It wasn't always this way. He came out swinging with Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, masterfully followed up with Snatch, and then...

Jan 26, 2009

Top 5 Dumbest Things People Do To Their Trucks

People express themselves in weird ways. Some dance, some sing, others paint. And then there are the people who trick out their pick up trucks...

Jan 23, 2009

Jizzing In Our Pants Over Andy Samberg & The Lonely Island’s New Album

'Lazy Sunday', which has gone on to become the stuff of legends, was, to put it mildly, f*cking hilarious. A simple concept turned into pure comedy gold. It went on to become a viral mega-hit on the internet, made SNL relevant again overnight, and most importantly, introduced the world to a new force in the world of comedy: The Lonely Island.

Jan 22, 2009

A Pickup Artist’s Guide to Picking Up Ann Coulter

When the news broke recently that Ann Coulter had been dumped by her boyfriend, whose body she apparently hasn't had a chance to eat yet, word quickly spread through the pickup artist community that a new top prize was loose on the field. You see, Ann is to pickup artists what ten point bucks are to hunters. She is their Moby Dick.

Jan 21, 2009

Weekly DVD Drop: Chris Rock – Kill the Messenger

Best of the Week: Chris Rock – Kill the Messenger Chris Rock never exactly fell off, but he did just...

Jan 14, 2009

13 Reasons to be Excited About Sundance 2009

Once a year, everyone in Hollywood trades in their fancy sunglasses and Ugg boots for parkas, gloves and, well, Ugg...

Jan 14, 2009

The 5 Worst Things About Deflowering a Virgin

Virgins have been endlessly idolized throughout history, not only as symbols of purity and innocence, but as things that are also awesome to put your d*ck in. Sure, they don't have diseases, and yeah, their vaginas are tight. But the 'pleasure' aspect of that laundry list? Hardly! Here are the top 5 worst things about deflowering a virgin.

Jan 13, 2009

Weekly DVD Drop: My Best Friend’s Girl (We’ll Explain)

Best of the Week: My Best Friend’s Girl Yes, really. Our pick of the week is a movie that stars...

Jan 8, 2009

Music Bloggers’ Best of 2008

As long as people continue to make music, other people will make year end lists chronicling it. Artist of the...

Jan 8, 2009

De-friend 10 People, Get a Free Whopper

Is Burger King the most web savvy fast food chain ever? They sure want you to think so! From sponsoring...

Jan 7, 2009

5 Recession Proof Jobs That Don’t Suck

Hey, did you hear? The economy is totally horrible! Auto sales are down, unemployment is up; the doom and gloom never stops. But believe it or not, there are people working fantastic jobs in this country who haven't even noticed the economy flush down the toilet, and probably never will. Here are five of the best ways to make decent money during these tough times.

Jan 6, 2009

Weekly DVD Drop: Pineapple Express

From the best to the worst, we've got your weekly DVD release update, so you know which movies to add to the top of your Netflix que before you go smoke a bunch of weed and forget. This week's best: Pineapple Express...

Jan 5, 2009

Top 5 Funnest Ways to Ruin Your Life

You may have noticed that a lot of people's lives are getting ruined right now. And you know what? Odds are that at least a few of you will have your lives ruined in a somewhat similar fashion, maybe pretty soon. Sucks to say, but it's true. With this being the case, we suggest getting a jump on things and ruining your life in a really awesome way before fate has a chance to come along and ruin it for you. Here are some suggested methods.

Dec 22, 2008

‘Tis the Season… to Make Babies!

Starting this coming Wednesday, and lasting until, say, next Wednesday, your chances of getting laid are dramatically increased. A new...

Dec 18, 2008

Megan Fox as Bat Girl?

After the amazingness that was this year’s The Dark Night, movie nerds the world over are awaiting director Chris Nolan’s...

Dec 17, 2008

Cruise’s Valkyrie Role Gets Trashed

Poor Tom Cruise. The man wants to be known as an actor! Not some crazy, couch jumping, psychiatrist hating cult...

Dec 17, 2008

Hugh Hefner’s New Girlfriend Displays Her Credentials

At a party celebrating Playboy’s 55th Birthday over the weekend, Hugh Hefner’s latest girlfriend, Dasha Astafieva, gave the world a...