With DVR, downloads, online movies and Netflix, people aren't watching commercials like they used to. But something tells us that if all commercials were more like this one, the fast forward button might last a little longer.
If you'd asked me before watching this video why I thought there were no women bullfighters, I would have probably said something about Spanish cultures being male dominated, yada, yada, yada... Andif you'd asked my why there are no midget bullfighters, I would have guessed that they'd be trampled.
For many drink enthusiasts, Scotch and Bourbon stand strongest at opposite ends of the “brown spirit” battlefield. To the West, the sweet punch to the face of Bourbon, America’s whiskey; to the East, Scotch whisky — a deep, smoky Highland warrior.
So, it turns out that before Cheers and long before Curb Your Enthusiasm, comedian and actor, Ted Danson was a complete and total creeper. And if you don't believe me, just take a gander at this quick little clip of Mr. Danson reading from his book of... um, "soft and romantic" pickup lines?I guess you could call it that, if you consider "Honest, I'll pull out in time" a pickup line.
There are a couple of ways to know if you're an alcoholic. One of them is becoming an expert beer pong player. I think it probably comes sometime around being able to swish four cups in a row and bouncing it off the wall, stool and the other stool.
This dude freakin’ loves to watch balloons blow up and pop. He LOVES it. So when I first watched this...
You're done with classes, you can sleep in till noon without repercussion and chances are you're going to end up at the bar downtown, one of these nights - if you haven't just camped out there already. That means running into pretty much every person you went to high school with who you haven't talked to since graduation day. If you're not careful, things can get weird before you can say "Remember that time in pre-calc...". So here's a quick guide to the 9 types of high school classmates you'll run into over winter break to help you keep your cool.
If you're like me, Christmas sneaks up on you like a ninja. And when Christmas day comes along, you're stuck looking like the family asshole. So to get out of the dog house this year, here are nine fool-proof excuses for not having any gifts from you under the tree.
Unless you are a cat guy, being a dog owner can be one of the most satisfying experiences a person can have. They provide unrivaled companionship, entertainment and someone to talk to who won't go off and tell everyone your embarrassing sh*t. So if you're thinking about getting a dog, here are a few things I've learned and think you should consider before you take the plunge.
Any plan occurring in a cafeteria that involves a "flying jump tackle" is practically destined to fail. Bring a glass-front vending machine into the picture, and it's all over.
Yet few products in life (aside from brakes, rope, fire hydrants and weaponry) need to work in the heat of the moment more than the condom.
With winter swooping in to snatch away everyone's happiness for the next few months, chances are you're going to hear about a lot more people offing themselves. That's just how it goes. So let this video serve as a little lesson to all you passersby what it looks like when someone goes off the deep end, and wucks their ass in front of a train. Also, this is what it looks like when someone gets really, really lucky...
One good way to get a girl's attention is to do something so awesome only a few other people on the plant could pull it off. Now, that might be a problem for some of you, since amazing feats of skill are, by default, rare. But apparently not for this guy, who decides to wuck himself off a sand cliff, doing back flips all the way down.
Drunk driving kills or injures tens of thousands of people every year, ruining families and destroying lives. But it's not just others who suffers from drinking and driving - it's mostly you. So that you can get an idea of how much it actually sucks, here are 10 totally selfish (but totally valid) reasons it sucks to get a DUI.
Having manners is important - it shows that you take care in what you do, and have respect for the people around you. And at no time are manners more observed than around the dinner table. But it's about damn time we admit that some of these manners are just plain crazy, out of date, and completely unnecessary. Fortunately, the brave trend-setters at Buzzfeed.com have put together a list...
This one has been around for quite some time, but that doesn't make it any less funny. Basically, they've set up a fake newscast to air at a pump at this gas station - add in a hidden camera and let the hilarity ensue.
If you're entire experience with drinking tequila involves downing endless shots of Jose Cuervo Gold, you're doing it wrong. Not that there's anything with doing shots of tequila - never would we say such a thing - but with a little bit of knowledge about this Mexican liquor, a whole new world of beverage enjoyment opens up to you. Luckily, the good people of Details have put together a quick, comprehensive guide to properly enjoying this deliciously intoxicating brew.
With summer just around the corner, it's time to start thinking about how you're going to quench that thirst for the next three months. So instead of going with the same old mixed drinks you've been drinking since freshman year, we've put together of a list of delicious beer cocktails that will definitely add some "Ahhhhh" to your summer fun.
The Internet is good for a lot of things – answering questions, finding a date, wasting your life away in an imaginary digital universe. But possibly its best feature is the endless stream of pictures random hot girls took of themselves in the mirror. We’re not sure who these girls are or what prompted them to strip down into the sexiest little thing they had and take their picture in the mirror (or how they got online in the first place), but we’re certainly glad they did – this is one trend that never gets old…
If you're anything like me, packing for a trip usually involves rushing home 15 minutes before you're supposed to leave for the airport and cramming whatever's in grabbing distance into whatever container you have (i.e. a garbage bag) that they'll let on an airplane. But with airlines charging for every piece of luggage these days, it's become financially irresponsible to not know how to properly pack.
Don't get me wrong - being young and having fun is as important as anything in life. But assuming you live past the age of 28, there are a few things that you just can't get away with, without reaping some serious consequences. Here are the top 10 things you do when you're young that, when looking back, make you wonder how you could have been such a complete and total dumbass. (Image used courtesy of The Lizard Man)
You know people are always talking about how video games make people more violent and all that drivel? Bullsh*t, right? Well, after watching this video of a level from the new, hottest video game on the market, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you might be singing a different tune. But regardless of where you stand on the issue, something tells me this level is going to cause quite an uproar.
These days, everyone is trying to save as much money as possible for fear of everything going to sh*t (again). And while we're all for getting a good deal, there are some things you shouldn't buy if you can only afford to go with the bottom of the barrel. Not that you should pay more for something when you could pay less, but that going with the cheapest option is worse than doing nothing at all.
Secret knocks have been around for probably as long as doors and locks. Until now, having a secret knock only really made sense if you were involved in a covert operation or some other equally shady sh*t. But this guy has created what could be the coolest locking mechanism since Chinese fingercuffs. He's created a device that automatically unlocks the door when the pre-programmed secret knock is knocked.
It's not often you meet a girl that's good at pool. Not that women are any less good at the sport, it's just that pool halls are generally occupied by scragglers and shady fellows - no place for a proper lady. Which is why the girls that are good with a pool cue are just that much hotter. To celebrate these ball-banging super-stunners, here are a ton of hot chicks playing pool!
I'm not what you call a sports expert. Not that I'm bad at sports (other than basketball, which I should never play, for any reason), it's just that I'm not an expert. So take this with a grain of salt when I say, I think of these guys f**ked up. Maybe it's just my amateur eye, but something's wrong when this happens...
It's always funny to see people you think of as complete badasses do funny stuff. Take this rendition of Lady Gaga's hit song, "Poker Face," as performed by Christopher Walken on BBC1. His intonation and extremely strange Queens accent just give the song a little something extra. On a side note: Is it just me, or does Christopher Walken look more and more like vampire as time goes on? Maybe he is a vampire.
Wow, guys, it's amazing! Michael Jackson's alive!... in the body of a white guy. I know, I know, he's not quite the dancer that Michael once was. But that's to be expected. See, this is an actual white guy, with with guy dancing skills, whereas before Micheal Jackson's death (and reincarnation), he just looked like a white dude, but danced with the feet of a black guy.
All I'm going to say is, if you're going to snoop around like a cat burglar, it's probably a good idea to have some clue as to how to walk across a roof without it falling in on itself... four times! I'm mean, seriously, dude. You're in China. They're not exactly known for making things that last forever. If you were climbing around on the pyramids, then maybe, but this is just freakin' ridiculous.
I completely understand why people race each other on the street: You just spent $35,000 supping-up your WRX, and damnit, you need some place to open the thing up. And what better place than a public street, where people are just trying to get from home to work? Those assholes need to get with the program, and get the f**k out of the way. Or, at least the dude in the white car needs to get the f**k out of the way...
For most of us, posting messages to Twitter is about as banal an activity as you can get. But if...
With California in such dire straights these days, it's good to see that the people running the government are getting past their petty political differences for the good of the people, and trying to fix things as quickly and easily as possible. Oh wait, actually the exact opposite is happening.
I ride a motorcycle to and from work everyday. And throughout my travels, the one type of drivers (besides taxi cabs) that does the dumbest, most dangerous, life-threatening sh*t more than any others on the road are BMW drivers. For whatever reason, getting behind the wheel of that car turns them into a complete asshole. But none of them even come close to pulling a dipsh*t move like this...
So I headed over to Reddit.com after getting home from the office, and what do I find? The "secret" to accessing the newest YouTube feature: 'Warp Player' on all videos! And let me just say that if you haven't already seen this amazing feature, then prepare to be awash in awesomeness. All you have to do is replace "watch" in any YouTube URL with...
When guys live together during their college years (and for about a decade or so after), life involves some surprises you might not otherwise have to deal with, like drunken shamings, strange puddles, stranger smells, filth everywhere. And, last but not least, surprise spin kicks to the giant pilates ball you own for no apparent reason. Good times, friends. Good times….
I can't really tell whether or not this video is funny, or just trying to be funny. Obviously, some silly fat guy smearing baby shampoo all over his mouth and blowing bubbles for two minutes is exactly the kind of thing the Internet loves. But if you ask me, it's a little too good. A little too right. That doesn't mean it's not funny. It's just that I think we're all getting a bit predictable. Don't you think?