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Alexa Lyons

Writer and editor living in New York City who also loves Taking Back Sunday, bad reality TV, and Leonardo DiCaprio (not necessarily in that order).
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LATEST ARTICLES WRITTEN
May 30, 2016

Whale Vomit is Taking Over This Australian Beer & WTF That is SICK

When it comes to beer, I prefer things simple: cool and f*cking delicious. That’s it. But like every person on...

May 30, 2016

This Gorgeous Woman Quit College to Kill Members of ISIS

Joanna Palani is a boss. This gorgeous 23-year-old left college to go kill members of ISIS like a badass. But...

May 27, 2016

Dude Looks Like a Psycho With Text Rant After a Girl Rejects Him

Hey guys, here’s a tip: when a girl isn’t interested and tells you that, let her be. Responding back with...

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May 27, 2016

Is Zendaya Doing What I Think She’s Doing on This Magazine Cover?

Zendaya’s latest magazine cover is causing quite the controversy. Why? Well, the girl looks to be in the middle of...

WATCH: These Guys Opened Up About What They Wanted More Of In Bed & Yeah We Saw That Coming

Trying to understand the opposite sex is a near impossible task, especially when it comes to sex (and you feel...

May 26, 2016

This Kansas High School Wants to Deny & Expel Any Student With a Gay Family Member

Well, this is f*cked up. Trinity Academy, a Christian high school located in Kansas, is currently under fire after reportedly...

May 26, 2016

CNN Aired a Very Important Question About Donald Trump’s Junk Last Night

When Donald Trump is typically in the news, it’s due to one of three things: 1. He says something batsh*t...

May 25, 2016

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May 25, 2016

This Dude Took Up His Friends’ Dares While on a Bad Date & We’re Shocked She Didn’t Punch Him in The Face

Usually when you’re in the middle of a bad date, you get your friend to call you out with a...

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May 25, 2016

Kelly Osbourne Completely Trashed Her Dad’s Mistress on Twitter

Kelly Osbourne came for Michelle Pugh on Twitter yesterday and things got reaaalllyyy ugly. The 31-year-old (um… what does she...

May 24, 2016

Bridget Malcolm is One of Australia’s Hottest Up-And-Coming Models

Bridget Malcolm may be known as one of Australia’s most notable (and hottest) up-and-coming models, but considering her past work,...

May 23, 2016

This Chick is Ruining Her Cheater Ex-Boyfriend’s Life by Sending Him Constant ‘Game of Thrones’ Spoilers

If you’ve thought about cheating on your girlfriend, this tragic tale from Redditor Khaleesiscorned will instantly discourage you. In short:...

May 23, 2016

WATCH: A Brawl Broke Out Between Parents During Their Kids’ Graduation & One Guy Got Tased

Your high school graduation should create memories that will last a lifetime. Usually those memories encompass a happy time before...

May 23, 2016

Twitter Hate Got Real Last Night After Madonna Completely Butchered Her Prince Tribute

Last night the Billboard Music Awards aired, a month after Prince’s sudden death. To honor the epic musician, Madonna —...

May 20, 2016

This Guy Live Tweeted Updates From Some Chick’s Closet After Her Boyfriend Came Home

When you’re live tweeting updates from some random girl’s closet, it can only mean a few things: 1. You were...

May 20, 2016

Staten Island Woman Wears “America Was Never Great” Hat & Has Since Received a Ton of Death Threats

Everyone has an opinion about the upcoming election, especially Krystal Lake. After ordering a custom-made hat with the slogan “America...

May 19, 2016

A Louisiana Lawmaker Introduced a Bill That Required Strippers to be Under 160 Pounds

Kenny Havard, an idiotic state rep from Louisiana, is in the midst of a fiery hell after he wanted to...

May 19, 2016

Kylie Jenner & Tyga: Full Story & Must-See Details

Kim Kardashian may not be the only family member to have a sex tape aired to the world. Her younger...

May 18, 2016

These People Nailed How Awkward It Is To Have Sex in a Dorm

You know what’s awkward? Having sex in a room when someone is sleeping nearly five feet away from you. You...

May 18, 2016

Adam Sandler Has a Doppelganger & He Found Him on Reddit

Celebrity doppelgangers are great. Especially when it’s of a gorgeous woman — we’re looking at you Kamilla Osman, Christine Ham,...

May 18, 2016

This is What Would Happen If Everyone Stopped Paying Their Student Loans — Together

Graduation is finally upon us, and if you’re one of the apprehensive seniors forced to give up college life and...

May 17, 2016

Fordham University Basketball Coach Gets Called Out For Cheating by His Wife on Twitter

Remember Tyler Summit? Louisiana Tech’s women’s basketball coach who cheated on his hot wife with one of his players? Well,...

May 17, 2016

A Beer-Infused Pizza Crust is on The Way, Thanks to Pizza Hut

Dreams really do come true. Pizza Hut just delivered a perfect nugget of good news: a new pie with beer-infused...

May 17, 2016

Dartmouth College’s ‘Blue Lives Matter’ Display Replaced With ‘Black Lives Matter’

A Blue Lives Matter display at Dartmouth College was promptly torn down shortly after its reveal thanks so several Black...

May 16, 2016

Sex Ed Totally Lied To You — You Actually Can Get a Girl Pregnant While Doing This Sexual Act

If you grew up in a nice Pennsylvania suburb like I did, and attended a massive public high school, you’d...

May 16, 2016

Elizabeth Turner is the Latest GUESS Model You Need to Keep an Eye On

If there’s one thing we love about summer, it’s the GUESS girls. They’re practically a summer staple. Of course you...

May 16, 2016

Cancer Survivor Receives First Ever U.S. Penis Transplant & He’s One Happy Dude

Thomas Manning is one happy man. The 64-year-old bank courier from Halifax, Massachusetts, had his penis removed after doctors diagnosed...

May 16, 2016

‘The Wire’ Actor Arrested in Atlanta After Attacking a Female Bernie Sanders Supporter

And the stories continue. In the latest election clusterf*ck news, Wendell Pierce, an actor best known for his role as...

May 13, 2016

Colombian Prison Director Under Investigation After She Was Caught Twerking in Front of Inmates

One of the first things you’re taught when working at a Colombian prison is to not twerk in front of...

May 13, 2016

Surgeon Accidentally Removes Patient’s Testicle, Tries Saving Himself With Most Hilarious Excuse Ever

You know those horrifying stories about people going under for surgery and then waking up without a kidney? Well that’s...

May 13, 2016

WATCH: Wife Goes Batsh*t Crazy When She Meets Her Husband’s Alleged Mistress

When women find out their man is cheating, things get brutal. Whether you’re the quiet manipulative type that’ll strike when...

May 13, 2016

The JerkShirt is the Most Terrifying Thing I’ve Ever Seen in My Life

When I think about some of the great things humankind has produced – the computer, cars, solar energy, Snapchat —...

May 13, 2016

The Secret Service is All Over Donald Trump’s Butler After He Called For Obama To Be Killed

Donald Trump’s butler has some explaining to do. Or maybe not, considering who his boss is. Anthony Senecal served as...

May 12, 2016

Spanish Teens Are Reportedly Having ‘Sex Roulette’ & WTF WHY IS THIS A THING!?

For anyone who’s ever seen the movie Kids and is permanently scarred like me, look away. According to several terrifying...

May 12, 2016

Millikin University Threatens to Punish Frat Bros If They Wear Face Paint Because Apparently It’s Not PC

Millikin University is laying down the PC law for fraternity members with their new face paint rule: no frat member...

May 12, 2016

Kayla Rae Reid is Dating Ryan Lochte & The World is Over

Ryan Lochte may be the absolute worst — remember his POS reality show? — but we’ll give credit where credit...

May 12, 2016

University Student Cleared of Rape Charges After Woman Claimed She Thought She Was Sleeping With a Different Man

Sam Obeghe was a 24-year-old economics student at University of Salford located in Greater Manchester. But things changed that year...

May 12, 2016

Girl Takes to Twitter Looking For Weed & The Local PD Responds

When you’re out of town looking for weed, where do you turn? To the stranger sitting next to you on...

May 11, 2016

Still Facebook Friends With Your Ex? Then You (Or Both Of You) Are Probably Psychopaths

You know what’s weird? Staying friends with your exes on social media. Or just staying friends with your ex in...

May 11, 2016

Justin Bieber Cries About Being a Real Person on Instagram, Puts Fan on Blast

Justin Bieber is on the brink of a mental breakdown (as if that wasn’t already obvious when he started walking...

May 11, 2016

Man Arrested For Murdering His Wife, Posts Insane Online Dating Ad to Find New Girlfriend

Jonathan Crupi isn’t exactly what you would call a “ladies man.” Convicted for murdering his 29-year-old wife in 2012, Crupi...

May 10, 2016

Jess Adams is the Hottest Girl to Ever Get Hit By a Drone (At Least For Now)

Jess Adams is a model/actress you need to know. Not because she’s drop dead gorgeous or because she’s got talent,...

May 10, 2016

High School Yearbooks Recalled After Hilarious Quote is Accidentally Printed

Reddit is a goldmine when it comes to sh*t I can waste my time on. But every once in a...

May 10, 2016

Dude Tries Shaming Woman at the Gym, But It Completely Backfires When He Posts Video About Her Online

People can be such a**holes at the gym. You think because I’d rather be lifting three slices of pizza instead...

May 10, 2016

This One Skill Will Make You More Attractive to Women, According to Psychologists

If you’re single and constantly striking out, you’re probably thinking one thing: WTF is wrong with me? Is it the...

May 10, 2016

Paul Allen Takes Over The Internet With His Epic Reaction to Stephen Curry’s MVP Moves

Last night’s game 4 of the Trail Blazers’ playoff series against the Golden State Warriors blew up because of NBA...

May 9, 2016

Mom Tries Surprising Daughter By Breaking Into Her Dorm, Quickly Realizes It’s Not Actually Her Dorm

McKenna Pilling is experiencing instant fame after her mom’s dorm room surprise went wrong. The Utah State University student was...

May 9, 2016

Azealia Banks Endorses Donald Trump on Twitter, Solidifies Why This Election Needs to be Over

Let’s just throw this out there: Azealia Banks is crazy. The outspoken entertainer has been the center of countless out-of-control...

May 9, 2016

This Annoying AF Math Problem is Stumping The Internet Despite The Fact That It’s Designed for 7-Year-Olds

If there’s one thing I regret in life, it’s taking Pre-Calculous my junior year of high school. Sure it was...

May 9, 2016

Justin Bieber’s Face Tattoo Is More Than Just Another Really, Really Stupid Decision

Justin Bieber. We love to hate him. And why wouldn’t we? The guy is a giant douche no matter how...

May 9, 2016

If Kim Kardashian Wasn’t a Reality Star, She’d Be a Forensic Investigator…

When I was six, I wanted to be the next Britney Spears. Forget the fact that I was practically tone...

May 9, 2016

Ozzy Osbourne Missing After Allegedly Cheating on His Wife With His Hairdresser

Ozzy Osbourne is going through some sh*t. After getting caught banging his hairdresser Michelle Pugh and thus splitting with his...

May 6, 2016

Most Popular Baby Names: The Top 10 Best Baby Names In America Today

Parents need to step up their game. Forget about what OkCupid said about people with low IQs, if you’re not...

May 6, 2016

Brody Jenner Proposed to Kaitlynn Carter & The World Lost One More Hot Single Girl

Remember Brody Jenner? That douche bag from The Hills? Not only is he one of the many children of Caitlyn...

May 6, 2016

Police Take Drug Dealer’s Phone as Evidence, Beg People To Stop Calling For Drugs

Some people have the worst luck. Steve Notman was a prominent meth dealer in Alliance, Ohio. But when he was...

May 6, 2016

Woman Commits Insane Act of Revenge After She Finds Out Her Boyfriend is Cheating

We’ve heard cheating revenge stories, but this one took a turn for the gross. During a morning show broadcast in...

May 6, 2016

Meet The World’s Hottest Cop: Adrienne Koleszar

If you’re going to get pulled over by a cop for driving like a douche bag, you at least want...

May 6, 2016

Radford University Students Face Hazing Charges After Classmate Left Hospitalized For Five Days

Four Radford University students are left facing hazing charges after their fellow classmate was hospitalized for five days last month....

May 5, 2016

Raped At Spelman Twitter Account Goes Viral, Details Gang Rape by Morehouse Students

An anonymous Georgia college student has created a Twitter account named Raped at Spelman College and it’s going viral. Here’s...

May 5, 2016

Girl Catches Boyfriend Cheating & Goes After Other Woman, But Things End With a Horrifying Twist

Well, this is terrifying. In a video recently uploaded to LiveLeak, a Tennessee woman catches her boyfriend cheating and goes...

May 5, 2016

WATCH: This Bar Refaeli Commercial is so Hot, It Was Banned in Israel

Bar Refaeli’s latest bikini commercial was so hot, it was banned by Israeli television executives. Yup, sounds about right. The...

May 5, 2016

A Georgia Teen Blamed The Snapchat Speed Filter For Her Near Fatal Car Accident

I’ve officially lost faith in humanity. Christal McGee, a teenager from Georgia, is blaming her near fatal car accident on...

May 5, 2016

MSNBC Host Chris Matthews Caught Ogling Melania Trump on Live TV

If you have eyes, you know the one good thing about Donald Trump is his incredibly gorgeous wife Melania Trump....

May 5, 2016

Dating Site Asks If People With Low IQs Should Steer Clear of Having Kids & Naturally It Didn’t Go Over Well

Making an online dating profile is one of the most annoying things in the world. Not only is it long...

May 5, 2016

After Finding Out His Daughter’s Fiance Was Cheating On Her, This Dad Goes INSANE

When is the world going to realize that when you cheat, something really awful is going to happen to you?...

May 4, 2016

Woman Gets Revenge on Cheating Boyfriend By Completely Destroying His $145K Range Rover

Nothing better than a good cheating revenge story, right? It’s hilarious, actually. Just dump your girlfriend or boyfriend! Don’t go...

May 4, 2016

Drunk Ohio Sorority Girl Wanted Food So Badly That She Stole a Catering Truck to Get It

We’ve all done dumb things when drunk, but have you ever done anything as dumb as Monique Vanderhulst? The 19-year-old...

May 4, 2016

A Little Self-Love Can Go a Long Way in Terms of Your Health, According to New Study

Here’s something to be excited about (pun intended): masturbation can vastly improve your health. That’s pretty great news for those...

May 4, 2016

Kanye West Says Interrupting Taylor Swift During The 2009 VMAs Was Activism

In news that’s not entirely surprising, Kanye West continues to be the worst. During a recent interview with Steve Harvey...

May 4, 2016

Brazil is Getting Their Own Erotic Theme Park Because, Of Course They Are, It’s Brazil

For anyone who’s ever said “I’d rather be riding a d*ck-shaped bumper car than a regular car,” you’re in luck....

May 4, 2016

You Can Now See Every Photo You Ever Liked on Facebook & It’s Kind of Terrifying

In an attempt to make Facebook even more appealing to stalkers, a new update allows for people to see every...

May 3, 2016

WATCH: Cam Newton’s Instagram Rap Video Is So Much Worse Than You Initially Imagined

Carolina Panthers’ quarterback Cam Newton has one major talent: football. And while the NFL MVP has clearly made a name...

May 3, 2016

Girl Gets Job Offer Revoked After Boss Finds Racy Instagram Photo From THREE YEARS Ago

After an administrator stalked her life on Instagram, Samantha Chirichella had her employment offering at Consolidated Edison revoked due to ...

May 3, 2016

A Bunch of Dudes Catfished Their Friend, Made Him Think a Hot Girl Wanted to Hookup & The Reveal is Amazing

Guys, here’s a tip: if a hot girl randomly messages you, be weary. I know, I sound like an a**hole,...

May 3, 2016

Indonesian Man Believes an Angel Fell From The Sky, Finds Out It Was Just an Erotic Doll

Alright, we’re going to wager this is the weirdest story you’ll hear all day. It will also be the most...

May 3, 2016

Anonymous Moves On From Donald Trump, Takes Down Black Lives Matter

Everyone’s favorite hackers have had quite a few targets over the years, the most recent being GOP frontrunner Donald Trump....

May 3, 2016

50 Cent Goes Off The Deep End, Mocks Disabled Airport Worker Because He Thinks He’s High

Remember 50 Cent? He used to be the sh*t at my middle school dances. Now I have no idea what...

May 3, 2016

Dumb High Schooler Sabotages Life Goals With The Worst Prank Ever

Hey Hunter Osborn! You’re a complete idiot. The 19-year-old student from Mesa, Arizona’s Red Mountain High School is currently in...

May 2, 2016

Coastal Carolina on Lockdown After Fatal Shooting Happens Off-Campus

Coastal Carolina is currently on lockdown after a fatal shooting happened off-campus. Here’s everything you need to know about the...

May 2, 2016

University of Wisconsin Students Find Love at First Sight, Look For Each Other on Snapchat

So here’s a modern love story for you: two students, both from the University of Wisconsin, find love at first...

May 2, 2016

Toddlers Killed More People in the US Than Terrorists Have in 2016

Donald Trump has become infamous for several reasons, but one thing that people are always talking about is this whole...