Chances are that more than a few of you have committed yourselves to a long distance relationship. Cue the lonely nights, the drunk dials, the mostly-failed attempts at phone sex (or for those abroad- - Skype sex). Sure, the fist few weeks won’t be so bad. You’ll hang out with your single friends at the bar and mock their embarrassing hook ups. Pretty soon, though, you’ll be wishing you could fall into bed with something other than beer bloat and a hot pocket.
Perhaps Mr. Max is right and female insecurity is the root of the random hook-up after all. We all think along the same lines when it’s time to creep out of that stranger’s bed in the morning, but what goes through your head when it’s time to go down? Are you wondering if her porno orgasms are real and and if she likes things like armpit sex.
They’re beautiful. They’re fearless. They’re usually running frantically in slow-mo, allowing you to fully notice who didn’t wear a bra to the haunted house. But as the nightmare (on or off Elm Street) continues, you soon realize the women of horror movies all have something in common- great boobs, excellent asses…kinda lacking in the brains department, however.
Everyone knows the modern relationship can be complicated territory. If you’re wondering why some women refuse to abide by the third date rule…maybe it’s one of these 200+ reasons why women have (or don’t have) sex. Or maybe you’re in an LDR and that’s why you’re not getting any from anyone. Seems to me like it’s time to spice things up with a little phone sex.