Well, this is interesting.
Kobe turned 39 yesterday, and now today, he appears to have tweeted out some sort of hotline where you can reach him directly. I’ve been on hold for about 10 minutes now and it doesn’t appear like I’m getting through anytime soon. If Kobe were to somehow pick up, I don’t even know what I’d say.
I’d ask him how to conquer my biggest fear, but he’d just say some Mamba shit like “face it”. Maybe I should ask him for a full-length interview. I’m not sure if this a genie-in-a-bottle type scenario where Kobe is obligated to fulfill whatever I ask for.