And we’re back for another bittersweet back to school season. Everyone looks forward to the degenerate escapades that take place in the bubble of a world known as college, but as the date to go back crawls near, you begin to remember that educational sleep away camp requires you to go to class.
I hope this year is filled with memories that will last you a lifetime and knowledge that will stay in your head (at least) until your finals. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Take it away Billy!
I’ve scavenged the internet for the memes celebrating the annual back to school season. Enjoy and don’t forget to make it all the way through the gallery!
I know everybody has reached that point in the semester where you no longer have it in you to do things the old fashioned way. You take out your phone, point it right at the lecture notes and take that pic. You save time and risk of an arthritic future. Whether you actually study the information or not isn’t the focus here, it is that you value the course material enough to use up storage space on your phone, so be proud of the sacrifices you’ve made…….. Now go back and read that with the sarcastic overtones I intended. Or did I intend that it be some larger-than-life inspirational monologue? You decide it’s out of my hands now.
Don’t interrupt me while I’m wondering who the first pervert was to go ahead and milk a cow. It’s sick when you think about it, but I’ll be damned if he didn’t change the game.
Out here in the real world, I’ll use the bathroom whenever I please, sir.
Petition to bump Monday and Friday classes from all universities dropping soon… Stay woke.
Has he gotten the medal yet?
Here’s an idea for all you innovative alcoholics out there..