Starbucks Customer Springs Into Action, Beats Down Knife-Wielding Robber

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On Thursday evening, 58-year-old Cregg Jerri was minding his own business at a Starbucks in Fresno, California when Ryan Flores tried to rob the place. The 30-year-old was rocking a Transformers mask and armed with a toy gun and a real knife, but that didn’t scare Jerri in the slightest.

Watch him spring into action, giving Flores a beatdown that he will never forget.

WHOOP THAT ASS, CREGG! My man was handing out chair shots like a prime Mick Foley. He must’ve had roughly 100 espresso shots coursing through his veins to thwart that robbery so emphatically. I’m also fairly certain that he was wearing a shirt that said “Bad Mother F*cker” on it, making him my favorite crime-fighting vigilante of all-time.

According to ABC30, Jerri was stabbed in the neck once before he was able to wrestle Flores’ knife away and stab that scumbag multiple times. Both men are expected to recover from their injuries, but Flores will have to do so from a jail cell, as he was arrested by police despite his best efforts to flee the scene in a vehicle. Score one for the Creggster.

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