A paper bag definitely ranks as one of the most helpful utilities on the planet. It can transport groceries, hide your beer from the cops and help butter-faces get laid. Wednesday, July 12, 2017, is the official date to celebrate bags made out of paper.
And what is a butter-face anyways? It’s a person with a nice body, but with a busted face. This can go for anyone, but usually refers to a lady with a bangin’ bod, but with a “Woah, what happened to you?” type of grill.
To be fair, the internet is much harsher than the average bro. So, a couple of the ladies described as “butter-faces” in the memes are actually pretty cute. And whoever made that meme is pretty shallow. Get over yourself, buddy. Your toxic face-shaming ways won’t work here. Don’t make me call the PC Police!
Paper bags are also famously used to conceal cans/bottles that contain alcohol. This is for people who like to take a stroll and sip on their 40 oz. without worrying about the police hassling them.
These helpful brown bags can also help alleviate nausea. Just breath into that bag like Dr. Cooper and you’ll probably be fine.
And if you blow chunks, the paper bag can catch that too. What can’t these magical bags do?