It’s hard to be that honest. I mean you can’t really blame the girl for finding humor in this guy’s outlandishly true Tindr profile. However, I would never look down on the guy (unlike some people). I’d thank him for making me laugh. I mean, it’s not laugh your ass off material to me because I’m a desensitized little sh*t after all the hours clocking away in this job of news and entertainment. But to be honest, yes, this is the most honest person I’ve meet up to this point and his Tindr profile is pretty f**king hilarious.
His name is Dustin. He’s an All-American boy with a really big…truck. Just peep the pic, folk! He’s advertising himself for the ladies with all the honesty of a true southern gentleman. Instead of being Mr. Big Shot or Mr. I’ll Make Anything To Get Laid, good ol’ Dustin takes the honesty route. Now, why didn’t I think of that?
A Twitter user with the whacky name of “Jared Fogle’s bf” posted Dustin’s Tinder profile with the caption: “Some girl posted this to make fun of the guy, but I’d be down to crack a beer with dude, he seems chill.”
That tweet has currently received over 21 thousand likes and over 4 thousand retweets. It looks like Dustin is going to get all types of women/men sliding up in his DMs. Dustin won’t be alone for long.
Here’s what Dusty boy wrote about himself in his Tindr profile, “Well I’m a fat fuck with a big truck. If we can’t get a big greasy burger then we won’t work. I’m 21 years old but don’t let that fool you, I have no social life like I’m 40. If my truck doesn’t impress you my personality probably won’t either. Welcome to the shit show.”
Of course all the fly-honeys flocked to see this new viral Tindr sensation. Ladies love an honest man, right? Well, who gets more honest than this guy? It almost makes you think he’s lying. Imagine if he’s really totally suave like that Dos Equis guy. Not the type of shit show you’d expect from a dude on Tindr.
Stay thirsty, ladies!