I hate Matt Rife.
Who is Matt Rife, you ask? He’s the 21-year-old f— boy who is dating 41-year-old MILF and Hollywood starlet Kate Beckinsale, one of the most naturally beautiful women on the planet. Yeah, this dude sucks.
The two were caught kissing last week in West Hollywood at the Sherman Oaks Galleria. The 21-year-old aspiring actor is only three years older than Beckinsale’s daughter. To be clear, I’m not slamming the actress at all. She is more than entitled to do whatever the hell she wants. I’m just overwhelmingly upset that she isn’t doing whatever the hell she wants with me. Damn you, Rife!
The actress and Matt were seen in the midst of their make out session outside of Villa Lounge on June 21.
Entertainment Tonight reports that the twosome are “officially boyfriend and girlfriend.” His buddies banging sorority chicks while he’s out nailing the Underworld star. How is life fair?
Rife, who has appeared on the Nick Cannon show Wild ‘N Out, met Kate through mutual friends, according to the website.
ET’s insider said that they “quickly started flirting” and soon after “went on their first date.” The site continued by saying Rife is “very mature for his age.” Riiiiiight.
Beckinsale recently split from husband Len Wiseman after 11 years of marriage. Rife is obviously the rebound dude and simultaneously the luckiest college-aged kid in the world.