Trump’s Lawyer Michael Cohen Tweets Photo Of Gorgeous Model In Linge… Wait, That’s His Daughter

I’m only 24, so luckily for me, I haven’t had a daughter yet, so it’s hard for me to give parental opinions on things I haven’t experienced.

That said, I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume I definitely wouldn’t share a picture of my daughter wearing lingerie on social media. Even if it is a “classy” photo (which, I’m still not sure makes it okay), it raises way too many pervy questions to even be worth it. A classic ‘juice not worth the squeeze’ scenario.

But, apparently, Michael Cohen, long-time lawyer to the President of the United States, doesn’t feel the same way as me, as he came out guns blazing, tweeting the following photo of his daughter.

Now, don’t get me wrong — this chick is a TOTAL dime. 11/10 would. 8 days a week. All that good stuff.

But I’m allowed to say that because I’m a 24-year-old writer for a c0llege website and not someone who shares 50% of her genetic code.

Boundaries, Michael Cohen, boundaries. I know Donnie Freedom fantasizes about his daughters willy-nilly, but just because you’re on his payroll, doesn’t mean you have to follow his pervy lead.

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