Hey Everyone, Apparently, Avril Lavigne Has Been Dead For Over A Decade

Who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory?

Lizard people, flat-earth, the Denver International Aiport, 9/11, Illuminati — they’re all A+ entertainment. I don’t truly believe in a single one of them, but just merely entertaining the thought is enough to make it enjoyable for me.

So, that’s why I’m ALL IN on this latest theory that Avril Lavigne, of ‘Sk8r Boi’ fame, has actually been dead for over a decade, and was since replaced by a look-a-like model.

According to Twitter user @Givenchyass, Lavigne has actually been dead since 2003. He suggests that Lavigne was overcome by the depression caused from her grandfather’s passing, and hung herself in late 2003.

However, because her career was booming at the time, her management hired a look-a-like, Melissa Vandella, to continue Avril’s career. Some real dark Hollywood elitist type shit.

via Uproxx:

“so let me begin this by telling you a little about avril,” @Givenchyass wrote. “she was born in ontario, canada in 1984 and her first album let go was released in 2002 when she was 18. up until this point she was so used to being able to live a normal life and now that she was famous, she couldn’t handle the paparazzi. so she decided to hire a look alike to walk around LA for her and pose for the paparazzi [side-by-side comparison]… her name is melissa vandella and they quickly became bestfriends. an unknown source says that melissa and avril were in the studio one day hanging out and they thought it would be funny to teach melissa how to sing and sound like avril (it was tipped to an unknown source). so moving on to 2003, melissa was still working for avril and avril was about to start working on her next album.”

He continued, “tragically, avril’s grandfather passed away and it hurt her so much. he was her bestfriend and her biggest supporter. she basically lost it. she was so distraught… she would lock herself in her apartment and write for weeks on end. finally she finished the songs for the next album and if you’ve heard that album.. you know what I mean when I say it’s depressing. she recorded those songs, having to frequently take breaks in between sessions to cry and calm down. she was absolutely heartbroken. other sources even said she threatened to kill herself and tried to attempt several times because she felt she couldn’t go on without him. and the next part of this theory is that she actually succeeded. it is said avril hung herself in late 2003.”

So, who knows?

Do I actually believe that Avril Lavigne has been dead for 14 years and was since replaced by a look-a-like actress? Not really. But answer me this: if this were to happen to anyone, it would TOTALLY be Avril Lavigne, am I right?

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